A/N: Thanks to new fan, lambie for reading and reviewing. I'm glad you enjoy the fics and as a token of my appreciation here be a new chapter!
"So Draco was all like yeah and I was like no and he was like why and I was like Simple Life what! He was like what the hell are you talking about and I was like never mind. "said Harry to Hermione in the common room one fine morning.
"No foolin'?" she asked inquisitively
"No, so he was like shut up and I said make me,"
"What did he do?"
"He hit me and I was like ok. That was about it" said Harry.
"Oh my god! Ron has been like trippin' the last few days!" said Hermione
"What's up?"
"So he comes up to me one day and is like Hermione your cat ate my rat and he got all angry. Then I was like your just mad because your rat is gone and my cat is pretty.
"For reals?" asked Harry wide-eyed. Oh that Ron and Hermione, he thought. Like they were ever going to get together. Now really.
"Then I was like hella angry so I was like Ron save the drama for your mama." Hermione finished as she rolled her eyes.
"Damn that was cold Hermione. That was cold."
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The Potter trio was walking down to their care of magical creatures class that same afternoon. As they hurried along, Billy Madison ran down the hall with a keg, trying to get the Basic Potions.
"O'Doyle rules!" they shouted as they exited the castle.
Down at Hagrid's Hut…
"Now, today we will be learning about Hippogriff's. This here is Buckwheat." said Hagrid pointing to the magnificent creature.
Harry was the first to courtesy for the beast and he liked Harry so much they had a tea party in front of the class.
"Oooo pretty flying thing!" said Draco as he walked up to Buckwheat. The creature stood up and had a fiery look in his eyes, which was just it's contact lenses, but who was the wiser.
"Oh crap." said Malfoy as he got scratched
"Damn, this can't be good, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about" said Hagrid as he shrugged.
Malfoy was rushed to the hospital wing and was given a Spongebob Squarepants band-aid and a giant lollipop for being so "brave". Word spread fast about his near death experience and many girls rushed to the hospital wing to see him, including some boys who had flowers. Why Draco is getting so much attention in this chapter I do not know so lets move on.
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Later that afternoon…again…
Harry was stopped by Fred and George in the hallway. The twins looked around to see if anyone was spying. The phantom of the opera came out the shadows and strolled down the hall.
"Creepy 7th year…anyway Harry, we have something that we will be of good use to you." said Fred
His twin nodded.
"A new license plate for my invisible scooter!" he asked eagerly, eyes twinkling.
"Uh no." said George
His twin nodded.
"Damn" said Harry.
"But we have a map that will let you see everything that goes on in the castle" said Fred handing Harry a piece of paper.
"A map of Disneyland?" asked Harry. "How is this going to…" he started to say but was cut off by George.
"No worries Harry it's always helped us!"
"Yeah, but why is…."
"Be stealthy and keep it secret!" said Fred as he took his twin in arm and skipped down the hall.
"Yeah okay." said Harry
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The scary part about this chapter is that people actually talked using "like" as the modern comma in my school…all the time. But it was so easy to communicate! I apologize if things are out of order, but the ideas just pop into my head and have to be written down. Thanks for reading and reviewing!