Harry was casually cruisin' the Hogwarts corridors one night, holding the Marauders Disneyland map. After carefully looking at his map, Harry discovered that Cinderella's castle was actually Hogwarts in disguise.
It had been a whole hour of nightly prowling and Harry was just about to turn around and go back to his room, when he saw something moving on the map.
"Ewwww spider!" he yelled as he beat the bug senseless. After composing himself he saw another something moving around on the map, getting closer to where he was standing.
"But...that's impossible..." Harry muttered. The thing moving towards him couldn't be in Hogwarts castle. It was just....impossible. Closer it came, and Harry backed away. Then out from behind a statue that was conveniently placed in the middle of the corridor, out stepped Mickey Mouse.
"Damn you Mickey!" yelled Harry as he shook his fist. The rodent ran down the hall spreading its Disney joy.
Then Snape came out of nowhere. He looked pissed. Harry whimpered.
"Mr. Potter, what are you doing here?"
"Well..."
"I don't want to hear it!" he snapped. "Now, what is that in your hand?"
"A map..."
"Not another word or I'll deduct 345,334,343 points from Gryffindor!" he shouted as he grabbed the Marauders Disneyland map. With a tap of his wand, words began to form on the map.
Prongs2004: Snape! Y U all up in this mess!
Sexypadfootplaya: Dude, I'm so the ladies man!
Wormtail4eva: I hate you all...
MacDaddyMoony: U tell him prongs! Woooooooooo! :) :)
Sexypadfootplaya: Snape U is ugly!
Prongs2004: Right on! (Internet high-five)
Wormtail4eva: I hate you all....
MacDaddyMoony: I'm a wolf!
Sexypadfootplaya: wooooooooooooo!!!111111!!!!!!!!!
Wormtail4eva has left the room....
"What the hell?" asked Snape. Harry grabbed the map and ran away. He bumped into Professor Lupin.
"Professor, I think Peter Pettigrew is in the school!" said Harry.
"Meh, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about...." he said.
"Okay"
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Sorry for the short and random chapter, but I needed to write something down and I hope it was a tad enjoyable. Now the lesson of today is...........REVIEW!