A/N: Tada! New chapter is finally here! Also, why is it that I only found out about the title for book 6, two weeks after it was released? This is how I found out.

Internet: J.K Rowling is now expecting her third child...
Me: Buh? When was this announced?

Internet: her new book will be called Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince....
Me: Oh my god! Book 6! Why I am I just learning about this now?!

Internet: Catwoman is #36 on the 250 worst films of all time...
Me: No!!!!

It was a big shock to me about the Catwoman situation, I was expecting a good movie........anyway, just want to give a mention for this chapter.

Dance-flirt, I enjoy your reviews, they are very uplifting! You are one of the top reviewers! I do care! Hehe.

"Harry, the crystal ball has foretold good news. You will make millions in the near future, with you life-story being told in books and movies..." said Professor Trelawney in a bored voice.

"Yeah! Harry! Harry! Harry!" yelled the rest of the classroom as they lifted Harry on to their shoulders. "We Are the Champions" started to play in the background for some reason and confetti fell upon the students.

"Oh wait, you will die in the very near future," said Professor Trelawney in an excited tone.

The record scratched, and the students dropped Harry immediately.

"Damn" he said.

The bell rang and the students merrily walked out of the classroom and Harry was about to leave when Professor Trelawney started to make a prediction.

"Are you making a prediction?!" asked Harry excitedly.

That really evil guy will be back later, you better watch yourself... she said in a low-voice.

"But, my friends will help me with that" said Harry.

The guy who is really a rat is in the school, ahem, rat that is old and missing a finger, hint hint...Scabbers!

"Who? What are you trying to tell me?!"

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing...get over it!

"No, I won't believe it!" Harry yelled and ran out of the classroom.

Later that day.....

"Hey Hagrid! How's it going?" said Hermione brightly as the trio stepped into Hagrid's Hut.

"Well, my pet hippogriff is kinda going to um...die today!" he yelled.

"Great, glad to hear that's all cleared up," said Ron as he sat at the table.

"Don't you care? Buckwheat is going to be executed!" yelled Hagrid.

"Oh my God Hermione, Draco was totally checking you out!" yelled Harry.

"Really? Well, the only boy that I want to go out with is Ron..." she said dreamily.

"What?" yelled Ron.

"What?" yelled Harry.

"What?" yelled Hagrid.

"Squawk?"...squawked Buckwheat from outside the hut.

Hermione/Ron shippers all over the world squeed with excitement.

"Nothing, nevermind! So, ahem, Scabbers is gone huh?" she said nervously. They all stared at her in shock. "Stop looking at me!" she yelled and threw herself out the window.

"Hmm, Harry you think she likes me?" asked Ron.

"Nah" said Harry.

"Doesn't anyone care that my Hippogriff is going to die?" yelled Hagrid.

"Hey, while I was outside I found this" yelled Hermione as she threw Scabbers at Ron.

"Scabbers! Your alive!" he yelled as he hugged his beloved rat. Scabbers bit him and ran off.

"After him!" said Harry and Ron followed. Hagrid was left alone.

"Doesn't anyone care about me?" he yelled.

"Apparently not" said Buckwheat as he sharpened his claws.

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The trio ran across the lawn chasing Scabbers, when Harry froze and told Hermione to stay still. Out from behind a tree, a yellow blur ran over towards Ron.

"Oh no..." said Harry.

"What is it?" whispered Hermione.

"It's...Pluto..." he said.

Dun Dun Dun...

Pluto grabbed Ron by the leg and carried him over towards the Whomping Willow that appeared out of nowhere and took him down a dark hole in the tree.

"No! Ron, hold on!" yelled Harry as he chased after his best friend. Hermione followed behind to help, but it was too late. Ron disappeared into the darkness.

"No!!!!!!! He had my gum in his pocket!" yelled Harry. "Let's go!" he said and together they jumped into the darkness.

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