Nevertheless: Come Again?
~Emerald Sky
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At the Great Hall during dinner...
Dumbledore: *rises and raises glass for a toast, everyone stands with their pumpkin juice in response* I have a toast to make today.
Snape: *rolls eyes* Here we go again...
Dumbledore: As I was...NOT discovering the uses of Mr. Black's bong when I stumbled upon this particular purple pen. *raises pen*
Malfoy: *shouts in anger* THAT'S MINE!
Dumbledore:...UH as I WASN'T looking through Mr. Malfoy's pockets I found it and began to use this pen all the time instead of my quill. I found it was faster and easier to write with, and with an odd color I have never wrote in before. You see as a child, I hadn't much color in my life ...
*half hour later*
Dumbledore: And that's how this purple pen changed my life! So you see children--
Snape: GET TO THE POINT.
Dumbledore: *clears throat and shoots fist in the air clutching the purple pen* TO THE PURPLE PEN!
*slopping noise fills hall as everyone shoots pumpkin juice goblets in the air in response and yell 'TO THE PEN!'*
Sirius: What did he say about my bong?
...
No, I'm not just obsessed with the color purple.