After jumping into the trunk of the Whomping Willow, Harry and Hermione found themselves at the end a long passageway with a door on the other side. As they reached the door they saw written in the same purple crayon the night of the attack of the Fat Lady Potrait, Sirius Black Super Secret Club.

They both shrugged and pushed open the door, only to reveal the most shocking thing they ever encountered.

"Good Lord! Is that pink bunny wall paper?!" yelled Harry as he stepped into the badly decorated room. Next to him were pictures of little kittens playing and looking up with sad little eyes.

"I know where we are! This is the shrieking shack!" said Hermione.

"No wonder they call this the most scariest house in England..." he said.

Hermione then spotted Ron on a four-poster princess style bed. "Oh my, Ron I thought I would never see you again!" she wailed.

"Does that mean you like me!?" Ron asked eagerly. Hermione paused. She took a deep breath. "Maybe" she said.

"Yes! That's all the proof I need!" said a H/R shipper that was looking through the window. "To the Harry Potter Chatroom!" she yelled and ran into the sunset.

"That can't be good..." said Hermione.

"So Ron, who is keeping you here?" asked Harry.

"Oh well..." said Ron.

"Say the line!" called a voice from above.

"Fine." sighed Ron. "Harry, you have now come to secret lair of the notorious Sirius Black..." said Ron in a bored voice.

From up above Harry saw a dark figure grab onto a jungle vine and swing down to dramatic music...only to crash into the wall and fall to the floor. Sirius stood up and was now missing his front tooth.

"Egads! Sirius Black!" said Harry. Dun Dun Dun!

"Egads! Professor Lupin!" yelled Hermione as he walked through the door.

"Egads! Sherlock Holmes!" yelled Ron. Sherlock came in with his magnifying glass and closed the door behind him.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have now solved the mystery! The real culprit is the rat that Mr. Weasley is holding. He is in disguise! Please hand it over."

Ron threw the rodent to him and Sherlock Holmes tapped it on its head with his magnifying glass. The rat started to sprout legs and arms and...spiky yellow hair?

Everyone gasped and Sirius inhaled a fly.

"Oh my God! It's...It's Bart Simpson!" said Harry.

"Aha! Now Mr. Simpson if you will come with me please!" said Mr. Holmes as he handcuffed Bart and walked to the door. "No case goes unsolved when I'm here!" the detective proclaimed and with that he left. Dunnnnn Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

There was a moment of silence. Lupin coughed. A cricket chirped. This made all the more less silent.

"Oh wait! This is the real Scabbers!" said Ron as he threw the rat at Lupin. He tapped the rat on the head with his wand and the rat took a human form.

"Peter Pettigrew!" said Sirius. Dunn Dun Dun!

"Finally! I will be cleared of all the murders that I was framed for so many years ago!" said Sirius. "...So you want to murder him buddy!" he said to Lupin.

"Okay!"

"Wait just a moment!" said Snape as he came through the door.

"Damnit! Can we please have no more interruptions, so we can murder Pettigrew already..." but Siruis didn't even finish the rest of his sentence because with the help of a jump rope and bubblegum, Snape captured all of their wands.

...only to somehow become unconscious himself and be carried out of the shrieking shack.

Outside the Whomping Willow...

"Hey Proffessor Lupin, doesn't the full moon look really nice tonight?" said Hermione.

"Oh crap..." said Lupin and in a CGI animation transformation worthy of any good blockbuster movie, he transformed into a werewolf.

"Scramble!" yelled Harry. He grabbed Hermione and they ran toward the lake, straight for a pack of Dementors.

"Man, I really need a better sense of direction..." said Harry.

"Hey you know Harry, I could just faint right now and make room for you" said Hermione brightly.

"Okay!" said Harry.

The Dementors closed in around them and from behind a tree, Sirius appeared and he ran over to Harry, clearly out of breath.

"Sorry I'm late Harry, where can I faint?"

"Right there is perfect!" said Harry as he pointed near a rock.

Sirius ran over and promptly fainted leaving enough room for Harry to be the hero. With a flick of his wand, a silver stag appeared and hit one of the Dementors.

"Well I never!" shrieked the Dementor.

This wasn't working, the Dementors were closing in and they appeared to be ...singing?

There was no one else to come save them, unless you count that shadowy person across the lake that just chased all the evil creatures away in a split second.

"Okay whatever..." said Harry as he too fainted.

Later, in the Hospital Wing...

Harry awoke to find Hermione sitting in a chair reading the latest issue of CosmoGirl. Ron was sound asleep, clutching his teddy. Cornelius Fudge was talking with Dumbledore.

"Minister! Sirius Black is innocent!" yelled Harry.

"I have no proof of that! Do you have proof that Sirius Back is indeed innocent and Peter Pettigrew in cahoots with You-Know-Who somehow framed him?" asked Fudge very rapidly.

Harry ran to the nearby broom closet and dragged out Peter Pettigrew who was tied up and gagged.

"He did it! He killed those people!" said Harry pointing to Wormtail.

"It couldn't be, Sirius killed him!" yelled Fudge.

"Why do I bother?" said Harry as he pushed Wormtail back into the closet and locked the door.

"Anyway, since I have no proof that Black is innocent, the Dementors will be performing the kiss." Said Fudge as he left the hospital wing.

"Well Miss Granger, I think you know what to do..." said Dumbledore.

"Oh yeah I am really going to have to buy this hair straightener" she said as she continued to read her magazine.

Dumblerdore stared.

"Oh yeah, you mean the going back in time to save Buckwheat from death and Sirius from getting the Dementors kiss thing." She said.

"Three hours Miss Granger" said Dumbledore as he left.

Hermione walked over to Harry and pulled out the time-turner that was on a long macaroni chain she created in Arts and Crafts. She turned it three times and then....nothing happened.

"Hermione, what..." began Harry but then through the doors came what looked like a small station wagon with a guy in a red jacket and a old looking man with two patches of hair on either side.

"Hey Hermione, where to this time?" said Marty McFly.

"Three hours please" said Hermione as she stepped into the time machine with Harry behind her. Harry also noticed that Cher was in the back seat, silently singing, "If I could turn back time..."

"Oh my God, Cher! I have all you CD's!" said Harry in a high squeel.

"Back to the Future! Or the past! ...Just hang on" said Doc.

And with some cheap lighting effects and a fog machine, they disappeared.

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Okay so I lied. It's not the conclusion yet, but this was one hell of a near finishing the story chapter! I think one more should do it and we will come to the end of the fic. Until then, the only that can be done is, REVIEW!