So, I don't own a lot of things. A whole lot of things. One of these things
is the Democratic Nomination for President. Another one of these things I
don't own is Teen Titans. It's true. It's true. I don't own them. Yet...
We begin our story with our heroes cleaning up the damage they caused while capturing another villain. Probably something like Captain Cheese or something of the sort. He was most likely sent by Slade, that terrible do- badder. Robin picked up the pieces of the villain's outfit that got ripped off to add to his evidence room. Beast Boy turned into a pack-rat and moved all the small stuff out of the way. It was another job finished, and another chance to head home for the Teen Titans. What a wonderful day.
We continue our story with Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Aqualad hanging out on the beach. The three of them were sitting there, chatting about random stuff. Raven and Terra were out swimming while Starfire was busy burying Robin in sand while Robin was reviewing information about that Slade guy. Star had seen earth children doing this to their parents and just assumed it was a natural earth custom (kind of like drinking mustard)
"So, Cyborg, how'd your date go?" Beast Boy asked. Cyborg had been seeing some girl unaffiliated with the Titans in any way, and he had gone with her to the movies the night before. "Oh, it went pretty good. We saw that 'Wicked Scary' movie that you were talking about - pretty scary. Not scary like Michael Bolton, but scary."
"Sweet deal." in chimed Aqualad. He was basically ignored as Beast Boy and Cyborg went over Wicked Scary, and how they hoped there was a sequel. "Yeah, when the girl got grabbed" and "Or when the guy went into the dark room" and "When the guy turned on the light" frequented the conversation. Wicked Scary didn't seem like that good of a movie to Aqualad, but then again, there was only one thing on his mind - the hunt for an elusive mermaid. Did we mention that Aqualad was a weird kid?
Raven and Terra were just drying off when the alarm rang. That Slade guy was back at it again. Blast him! Robin checked the main computer - Slade - or one of his random henchmen - were robbing the First National Bank! No sooner did that message pop up on the screen than Robin was compelled to yell "Titans, go!" and they were off.
Sure enough, Slade was there robbing the bank. He probably needed funding to hatch his next ridiculously complicated scheme. Whatever it was, it couldn't be any worse than those nano-probes. Unless he put cameras in their bathrooms. As normal, Robin rushed Slade against Starfire's wishes and got kicked in the face. The rest of the Titans stayed behind as Robin chased Slade down the city block. The two of them fought, showcasing identical martial arts maneuvers and blocking each others every moves. The battle remained at a standstill until Slade kicked Robin in the head and off of a building. For the umpeenth time, Starfire flew over and caught him before he landed, and sent him back up. For the umpeenth time, when Robin got back up, Slade was gone.
However, Slade did leave the money, which was rather different of him. Maybe he just wanted to get the Titans out of their home base so he could invade it and mess up Robin's evidence room. Or plant bombs in their beds. Or put those cameras in their bathrooms. Robin wasn't sure, but he wanted answers. Slade was always up to no good, whether it be planting nano-probes or hiring psychotic British guys with canes to take out the Titans. Starfire knew that this was going to be another one of those days where Robin was too busy obsessing over villains to be obsessing over her. He was just like that Batman guy she read about.
Things weren't looking much better on the BB front. He was bored. Bored out of his mind. Oh well - it was better than obsessing over those girls, as his usual day went. Raven or Terra. Terra or Raven. Why did he have to get stuck with both of them? He had the slight attraction towards both of them, but wasn't going to make a move until he was able to fully choose one over the other. He had been hoping Cyborg would make a move, but then he found that other girl. And Aqualad? Let's just say he had a thing for fish - not birds or rocks.
Cyborg walked by BB's room, and saw him lying face down on the bed. He figured that Beast Boy would probably be doing something like playing Ninja Kawaii Ecchi Storm 7 or something like that when bored. Or turn into a bug and crawl into the bathroom to spy on people. Then again, after the day Star caught him and burned half his hair off, he wasn't likely to do that again. Cyborg called out Aqualad and soon enough, the three of them were in Beast Boy's room talking about random stuff.
Soon enough however, the topic got from Robin's obsession over trivial stuff like tissue paper found at crime scenes to those two girls. Blast them! Cyborg and Aqualad were both aware of Beast Boy's problems with the situation, but not aware that there was a little bit of mutualism from the other end. But that was probably a good thing. Aqualad and Cyborg both gave Beast Boy some advice on the situation, and invited him down to play Super Late Night Brothers, starring Jay Lenio and Dave Letterigi - it was Beast Boy's favorite game, next to that Ninja Kawaii whatever thing - but he refused politely. He had to think about stuff now.
Robin continued to pore over the stuff in the evidence room. There was control freak's remote control... Kitten's prom dress (Starfire openly wondered how that got in there), Mad Mod's statues, the Puppet King, and a whole lot of other stuff. Robin was determined to figure out how all of this related to that Slade guy, because deep down, he knew it did. He just needed to put the pieces together to know where Slade was going to strike next.
He continued to look at the pieces. A strike at 14 North street. A robbery at the First National Bank. A Heist of Victoria's secret. Mad Mod unleashed at 3rd and Main. The H.I.V.E. invading the Honey Nut Cheerios factory (Slade thought it was brilliant). What could it all mean? When Robin put all the magnets on his little board, it turned out to spell: IF U R LOOKING 4 A HIDDEN MESSAGE, U R A LOOSR. Robin was quite taken aback by Slade's cunning and creativity, and most of all, his knowledge of internet shorthand. He was getting ready to start all over again when Starfire interrupted with her trademark "On my planet..." and finished with "Serial Criminals' patterns would make smiley faces." Robin sighed. There was no reasoning with some females.
Cyborg sat in his room. He had to do something for Beast Boy. The kid was way too down for his own good. Maybe he, Cyborg, could get one of the girls to go to the movies with BB. Yeah - that would be a great idea, he thought. The only problem was figuring out which one. He figured it would be easier to get Terra to go along with the plan, seeing as how "no one was supposed to go in Raven's room." So Cyborg knocked on Terra's door (it fell over) and asked to speak with her about a couple of things.
"So," he started. "How would you like to go with me, my girl, and BB to the movies tomorrow - say, about 5 o' clock?" Terra was elated. "Oh of course! As long as I get to sit next to Beast Boy." This came as a little bit of a shock to Cyborg, as he expected a long, drawn out conversation of the merits of Beast Boy (he had a hard time coming up with them). But this worked easier than he thought. Cyborg went to Beast Boy's room to tell him of the good news, and met Aqualad as he walked out of Beast Boy's chambers. Cyborg excused himself in.
"Hey BB! I got news for ya! You got yourself a date at the movie theatre! Tomorrow at 5 o' clock with Terra! How's that sound for ya?!" Beast Boy gave a large smile, but then realized that Aqualad had just promised him a date with Raven at 8. He called Aqualad back in and asked one question.
"Did you guys talk to each other before you did anything?" It really didn't look like it. This probably wasn't a good time for Starfire to walk up after hearing everything. She honestly swore she meant to ask if that made him a "Two-Timer" when she said "Three-somer", but it was too late. Now Beast Boy was really stressed out. He excused himself to the bathroom and walked in as soon as Robin got finished doing his business. He sat down on the floor with his face in his hands when he heard something mechanical moving. He looked up at the bathroom ceiling light... Was that a camera?
How will Beast Boy deal with his two dates? Find out next time!
We begin our story with our heroes cleaning up the damage they caused while capturing another villain. Probably something like Captain Cheese or something of the sort. He was most likely sent by Slade, that terrible do- badder. Robin picked up the pieces of the villain's outfit that got ripped off to add to his evidence room. Beast Boy turned into a pack-rat and moved all the small stuff out of the way. It was another job finished, and another chance to head home for the Teen Titans. What a wonderful day.
We continue our story with Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Aqualad hanging out on the beach. The three of them were sitting there, chatting about random stuff. Raven and Terra were out swimming while Starfire was busy burying Robin in sand while Robin was reviewing information about that Slade guy. Star had seen earth children doing this to their parents and just assumed it was a natural earth custom (kind of like drinking mustard)
"So, Cyborg, how'd your date go?" Beast Boy asked. Cyborg had been seeing some girl unaffiliated with the Titans in any way, and he had gone with her to the movies the night before. "Oh, it went pretty good. We saw that 'Wicked Scary' movie that you were talking about - pretty scary. Not scary like Michael Bolton, but scary."
"Sweet deal." in chimed Aqualad. He was basically ignored as Beast Boy and Cyborg went over Wicked Scary, and how they hoped there was a sequel. "Yeah, when the girl got grabbed" and "Or when the guy went into the dark room" and "When the guy turned on the light" frequented the conversation. Wicked Scary didn't seem like that good of a movie to Aqualad, but then again, there was only one thing on his mind - the hunt for an elusive mermaid. Did we mention that Aqualad was a weird kid?
Raven and Terra were just drying off when the alarm rang. That Slade guy was back at it again. Blast him! Robin checked the main computer - Slade - or one of his random henchmen - were robbing the First National Bank! No sooner did that message pop up on the screen than Robin was compelled to yell "Titans, go!" and they were off.
Sure enough, Slade was there robbing the bank. He probably needed funding to hatch his next ridiculously complicated scheme. Whatever it was, it couldn't be any worse than those nano-probes. Unless he put cameras in their bathrooms. As normal, Robin rushed Slade against Starfire's wishes and got kicked in the face. The rest of the Titans stayed behind as Robin chased Slade down the city block. The two of them fought, showcasing identical martial arts maneuvers and blocking each others every moves. The battle remained at a standstill until Slade kicked Robin in the head and off of a building. For the umpeenth time, Starfire flew over and caught him before he landed, and sent him back up. For the umpeenth time, when Robin got back up, Slade was gone.
However, Slade did leave the money, which was rather different of him. Maybe he just wanted to get the Titans out of their home base so he could invade it and mess up Robin's evidence room. Or plant bombs in their beds. Or put those cameras in their bathrooms. Robin wasn't sure, but he wanted answers. Slade was always up to no good, whether it be planting nano-probes or hiring psychotic British guys with canes to take out the Titans. Starfire knew that this was going to be another one of those days where Robin was too busy obsessing over villains to be obsessing over her. He was just like that Batman guy she read about.
Things weren't looking much better on the BB front. He was bored. Bored out of his mind. Oh well - it was better than obsessing over those girls, as his usual day went. Raven or Terra. Terra or Raven. Why did he have to get stuck with both of them? He had the slight attraction towards both of them, but wasn't going to make a move until he was able to fully choose one over the other. He had been hoping Cyborg would make a move, but then he found that other girl. And Aqualad? Let's just say he had a thing for fish - not birds or rocks.
Cyborg walked by BB's room, and saw him lying face down on the bed. He figured that Beast Boy would probably be doing something like playing Ninja Kawaii Ecchi Storm 7 or something like that when bored. Or turn into a bug and crawl into the bathroom to spy on people. Then again, after the day Star caught him and burned half his hair off, he wasn't likely to do that again. Cyborg called out Aqualad and soon enough, the three of them were in Beast Boy's room talking about random stuff.
Soon enough however, the topic got from Robin's obsession over trivial stuff like tissue paper found at crime scenes to those two girls. Blast them! Cyborg and Aqualad were both aware of Beast Boy's problems with the situation, but not aware that there was a little bit of mutualism from the other end. But that was probably a good thing. Aqualad and Cyborg both gave Beast Boy some advice on the situation, and invited him down to play Super Late Night Brothers, starring Jay Lenio and Dave Letterigi - it was Beast Boy's favorite game, next to that Ninja Kawaii whatever thing - but he refused politely. He had to think about stuff now.
Robin continued to pore over the stuff in the evidence room. There was control freak's remote control... Kitten's prom dress (Starfire openly wondered how that got in there), Mad Mod's statues, the Puppet King, and a whole lot of other stuff. Robin was determined to figure out how all of this related to that Slade guy, because deep down, he knew it did. He just needed to put the pieces together to know where Slade was going to strike next.
He continued to look at the pieces. A strike at 14 North street. A robbery at the First National Bank. A Heist of Victoria's secret. Mad Mod unleashed at 3rd and Main. The H.I.V.E. invading the Honey Nut Cheerios factory (Slade thought it was brilliant). What could it all mean? When Robin put all the magnets on his little board, it turned out to spell: IF U R LOOKING 4 A HIDDEN MESSAGE, U R A LOOSR. Robin was quite taken aback by Slade's cunning and creativity, and most of all, his knowledge of internet shorthand. He was getting ready to start all over again when Starfire interrupted with her trademark "On my planet..." and finished with "Serial Criminals' patterns would make smiley faces." Robin sighed. There was no reasoning with some females.
Cyborg sat in his room. He had to do something for Beast Boy. The kid was way too down for his own good. Maybe he, Cyborg, could get one of the girls to go to the movies with BB. Yeah - that would be a great idea, he thought. The only problem was figuring out which one. He figured it would be easier to get Terra to go along with the plan, seeing as how "no one was supposed to go in Raven's room." So Cyborg knocked on Terra's door (it fell over) and asked to speak with her about a couple of things.
"So," he started. "How would you like to go with me, my girl, and BB to the movies tomorrow - say, about 5 o' clock?" Terra was elated. "Oh of course! As long as I get to sit next to Beast Boy." This came as a little bit of a shock to Cyborg, as he expected a long, drawn out conversation of the merits of Beast Boy (he had a hard time coming up with them). But this worked easier than he thought. Cyborg went to Beast Boy's room to tell him of the good news, and met Aqualad as he walked out of Beast Boy's chambers. Cyborg excused himself in.
"Hey BB! I got news for ya! You got yourself a date at the movie theatre! Tomorrow at 5 o' clock with Terra! How's that sound for ya?!" Beast Boy gave a large smile, but then realized that Aqualad had just promised him a date with Raven at 8. He called Aqualad back in and asked one question.
"Did you guys talk to each other before you did anything?" It really didn't look like it. This probably wasn't a good time for Starfire to walk up after hearing everything. She honestly swore she meant to ask if that made him a "Two-Timer" when she said "Three-somer", but it was too late. Now Beast Boy was really stressed out. He excused himself to the bathroom and walked in as soon as Robin got finished doing his business. He sat down on the floor with his face in his hands when he heard something mechanical moving. He looked up at the bathroom ceiling light... Was that a camera?
How will Beast Boy deal with his two dates? Find out next time!