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A/N: I don't exactly prefer one over the other in regards to the Raven / Terra debate for Beast Boy. I can tell you that I don't think Cy should be with anyone in the show - he seems to have someone from his non-cyborg-otic life - that would be better, IMO. But keep sending in your BB/R BB/T thoughts (or CY/R, CY/T) (or in one ridiculous case, R/T) - but to the one person who sent in the BB/AL thought, you can go chop down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiith... A HERRING! No one can be with AL, because he prefers fish anyway - and sour patch kids. That goofball.

A/N 2: Now see me at | |We return to our story the next morning. Beast Boy is in mucho trouble. (If you didn't bother to read chapter 1, do so now). His day of dating was not going to be pleasant, and as far as he knew, neither of the girls knew that he was taking the other out. Starfire might have told, if she had not forgotten as soon as she saw a commercial for Brawny Paper Towels. She went to look for her own paper towels, to see if they talked too. They didn't. She was disappointed.

Beast Boy was lying on his bed, thinking to himself. How was he gonna get through this? If Terra found out about Raven, or Raven found out about Terra, he'd be removed from the gene pool for sure. Somehow, Cyborg and Aqualad had gotten him into this, and they were going to get him out. He didn't exactly know how he was going to get out of this, but he certainly wasn't going to go on a dating spree. What was next? Was Starfire going to ask Robin out for him? Beast Boy didn't need this.

"Maybe I should just take it one thing at a time." he said to himself. If he put the thoughts of the fancy dinner date with Raven out of his mind for now, he could be somewhat sane while figuring out what to wear to the movies. He also figured that he'd have approximately 20 minutes from the end of the movie to get back home and get all fancied up. This was gonna be ugly. First things were still first however - the movies.

"Oh, friend Raven, I am so happy you are going to be 'going out' with Beast Boy later! I am so proud of you!" Starfire gave a massive hug to Raven, so much so that it would have cracked the spine of a lesser introvert. Raven just pushed her away. "Uh... Star - please - not in public." Starfire seemed puzzled. "But it is just the two of us here." Raven hesitated, and then continued. "Um... yeah... I know." Starfire proceeded to give a classic exaggerated facial expression only seen in anime.

"Okay - Starfire?" Raven asked her red-headed friend. "Yes?" was the reply. "Okay - I need you to help me pick out a good dress and makeup for tonight." This made Star giddy, and she returned with several pink and white dresses. Raven's eyes grew about 15 times their normal size, and after the first "Azarath", the dresses were no more. Star then returned with a much more Raven-like purple color, which she accepted. Star then proceeded to dress Raven up in 4 seconds, including eye shadow and the like. (We won't go into what it looked like - just do what you want with it, but remember the dress is a raven-y purple thing) Starfire was then called into Terra's room, and off she went. Terra only needed help with confidence. She was really nervous about her movie date with BB, and her hair was matted to her head. Star gave her best attempt at confidence building, and simultaneously proved that Tamaranians can't exactly put 2 and 2 together by saying "Oh, friend Terra, I am so happy you are going to be "going out" with Beast Boy later! You'll do fine and he'll be sooooooooo happy!" She then gave her a hug that would have crushed the spine of a normal human being. Thankfully, Terra escaped unharmed.

Beast Boy had already picked out his clothes for his fancy dinner date. He was rather surprised that Raven wanted to do something "fancy" seeing as she never wanted to do anything at all. He wouldn't be surprised if she just started meditating at the table - but hey, he was always kind of fond of that - weirdo. BB then called Cyborg and Aqualad into his room for the final countdown - or - he was planning to, when the Titans Alarm went off.

Right on cue was Robin, with his "Titans, go!" and all 7 of the Teenage Do- Gooders were off to stop whatever villain they were stuck against this time. Hopefully someone more fun to deal with than that Control Freak guy. Man, he was annoying.

Unfortunately for Robin, the villain was once again Slade, the man who had put cameras all over Titans Tower the night before. He had made off with a piece of machinery worth about $2,600,000 - and in the wrong hands, it was worth a lot more. It was some sort of detonation device, and the bomb was currently in Canadia, the town to the north of where the Titans currently were, and where the reservations for BB and Raven's dinner was. Robin went first to stop him, as usual, except this time, he got some offense in.

A couple punches later, Slade was reeling back and teetering precariously off the edge of a building. "This is it, Slade - hand it over, or face the consequences!" Robin said, basically with nothing but rage keeping him going. Slade opted for the first choice, but not after kicking Robin in the head and getting the smurf out of dodge. Starfire walked up to her wounded compatriot and used her acupressure powers to bring him back to normal. (what can't those random tamaranian powers do?)

Raven, Robin, and Starfire went to find and dispose of the bomb. Aqualad and the others went back to Titans Tower. It was now 4:15, and Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Terra had to go. Aqualad was forced to keep an eye out for Slade - and not touch Beast Boy's pet goldfish. Cy, BB, and Terra went to pick up Cy's girlfriend (who doesn't, and will never get, a name - call her what you want - just not Robin). The four of them continued the trek to the movie theatre.

When they got there, it wasn't pretty. The theatre was absolutely packed, and their movie of choice was sold out. Not even being the Teen Titans could help them here, so they had to think of something else. Cyborg thought he had a great idea. "Hey - we could all go out to a fancy restaurant and eat!" This idea was nixed by Terra, who didn't have a dress on hand - unless they picked up Kitten's prom dress, which had found its way into Terra's suitcase with Starfire's fingerprints on it - but that was just plain wrong.

"Um.. Okay then..." Cyborg tried to think of another idea. "Um.. Okay then... maybe we could go to... THE VIDEO ARCADE! And then - McDonalds!" This idea was met with a much warmer reception - except BB wasn't too happy about going to McDonalds. Beast Boy also wasn't that thrilled about going to the arcade, seeing as Cyborg was the only person he had ever beaten in any video game before (excluding Ninja Kawaii Ecchi Strom Thurmond or whatever I called it)

The arcade wasn't as much of a disaster as Beast Boy feared. He actually managed to beat Cyborg's girlfriend in a game of "Super Senators" twice (though they played 11 times). He didn't have to pretend to let Terra win at anything though, as she beat him handily every time they played. Cyborg and BB were pretty much even - except in "Interior Design Wars", which Beast Boy swept, 7 to nothing.

McDonalds was less fun. Beast Boy ordered an orange Hi-C, and that was it. Terra was respectful and only ordered a salad. Cyborg, however, was his usual carnivorous self. He ordered the triple cheeseburger with the large french fries and a 6 piece chicken McNuggets meal. When he saw Beast Boy not eating, he offered him a McNugget. "Dude - you know I don't eat meat!" he yelped, clearly embarrassing himself. Cyborg paused, looked at the McNugget, and looked back at Beast Boy. He said somewhat puzzled, "There's no meat in chicken McNuggets! Um.... right?" That was just about the worst time for the manager to walk by and overhear them. They were out of MickeyD's for the foreseeable future.

It was a quite ride home. Terra was exhausted from the day's activities, gave Beast Boy a peck on the cheek and fell asleep on his shoulder. She looked so cute there. For an added touch, she began to coo softly while sleeping. Beast Boy could do nothing but smile and blush as she lay napping on him. It seemed to be the perfect moment, if not for two things. The first was Cyborg's camera, which just happened to take a photo as she fell asleep, and Beast Boy's lack of time management. The second became clear when Cyborg said. "Wow - out like a light and it's only 7:50!"

7:50. Ten of eight. UH-OH! Beast Boy implored Cyborg to step on it, but without too much movement as to not wake the girl dreaming by his side. Cy couldn't understand what he was saying, so he kept going at his current pace. They got home at 7:55, and BB quickly put Terra in bed and ran up to his room, all the while praying Raven didn't see any of that.

Raven was still in her room at 7:55. She was having second thoughts about the dinner date. Sure, she wanted to go with Beast Boy, that was a definite - but why did she pick a dinner date - out in public? With regular idiots? She was all dressed up, but she worried that she might accidentally fry an on-looker who simply chewed the wrong way. Hopefully everything was going to go right. "Oh yeah," she thought to herself. "Can't go out to dinner wearing my hood. He doesn't like that..." She put it down to reveal unfortunately messed up hair. She used her magics to pick up the brush and do the work in seconds. Then she was ready.

8:00. Time for the second date. Beast Boy was incredibly nervous - especially since Cyborg had volunteered to drive them to the dinner, without breaking the secret and getting Beast Boy killed. BB also needed to get that photo back from Cyborg's camera before anyone saw it. BB was just getting ready to go back inside and fetch Raven when she walked out. Beast Boy's jaw fell off his face and to the ground when he saw her. She was simply ravishing - an equal to Terra in every way. But he couldn't compare her to Terra - that was wrong. But she did look ravishing. That was the only word he could come up with - and he was especially grateful she wasn't wearing that hood of hers. (Beast Boy then thought back to the time where he told Raven "Do you have any idea how much of a turn off that is?" and then got smacked.)

The "couple" and their "Chauffeur" (from the French - one who heats things up - uh oh) began the drive to the restaurant in Canadia. It was a little bit away, but not too far. They made their 8:20 entrance, and Cyborg hung out in the T-Car listening to the radio. Hmmm... the Mets wer on - Cyborg didn't like the Mets.

Beast Boy was the ultimate gentleman in letting Raven out of the car and holding the door for her. He didn't even know that he had it in him. He kept looking back at her - wow she looked magnificent. BB didn't want to seem like too much of a pervert though, so he kept his mouth shut. The waiter came and asked "And what would the two lovebirds like for this evening?" in a stereotypical French Waiter Accent (FWA). Beast Boy was rather surprised when he noticed that the comment had caught Raven off guard and she blushed slightly. Beast Boy, however, had watched enough movies to know that the waiter ALWAYS says that.

Beast Boy ordered his vegetarian meal, and Raven opted to share. However, instead of getting them what they ordered, the FWA guy brought them back spaghetti (without meatballs), with his camera ready, hoping for a cliché kiss to occur. That wasn't going to happen this time, however, as Raven "Zinthos'd" the spaghetti to the garbage. Oops.

The people in the restaurant could only look at her funny as she impatiently waited for the salad. BB was semi-embarrassed, but relieved no one was coming up to torture the two of them. The FWA guy returned with the duo's actual order, and they ate in peace for the rest of the dinner, with both of them smiling the entire time. Beast Boy still thought this was rather unlike the Raven that he knew and well, liked.

Beast Boy and Raven walked back out to the T-Car, with the "chauffeur" still waiting, hand in hand, though as evidenced by the look on Beast Boy's face after Cyborg took another picture, were not aware of it. Cyborg promised not to do that to BB any more, and he drove the two home in silence the rest of the way, though Raven couldn't seem to stop blushing - once again, very unlike her.

The three titans arrived back at the tower at about 10:00. Terra was indeed, out like a light. Aqualad had dozed off on the couch, and Robin and Starfire were nowhere to be seen. Raven gave BB a kiss on the cheek and went up to bed - again, very unlike her. Beast Boy and Cyborg were ready to call it a night when they heard a "Somebody's fingers were all over my grebnacks, and I have a pretty good idea of who it was, Robin!" That was obviously Starfire's voice. Having no idea what a Grebnack was, they went upstairs, expecting something very unsettling.

Robin put the snow globe back into his utility belt. Star would never find it there. She got really angry when Robin touched her Grebnacks, though he was addicted to them. Seeing the snow magically fall when it was shook entranced the guy. Beast Boy and Cyborg came up with the expectations of a thing completely different, but were very much relieved to see that a Grebnack was Star's word for a Snow Globe.

Beast Boy and Cyborg went back downstairs, where Aqualad was sitting wide awake on the couch - perhaps he had only been pretending the sleep the entire time. What a guy. The three discussed the day's events, Aqualad and Cyborg taking the roles of Beast Boy's friends who thought he was a complete player. Beast Boy, however, didn't want that to be his legacy. He was genuinely worried about the two girls, plus what would happen to him if he didn't choose one. This was not going to end up pretty. Would he choose the cutesy Terra, with all her athletic ability and amazing charm, or the aesthetically-pleasing Raven with her astounding intellect? This was going to be another long night for Beast Boy.

Robin came down the stairs. "Hey - Beast Boy - Raven and Terra are asleep, so I might as well tell you - Starfire has a dentist's appointment tomorrow, and Cyborg's driving us there." Beast Boy looked at Aqualad and smiled. "So you and I get to look after the girls tomorrow - this'll be fun." Aqualad squirmed. "Well... um, actually - I have to run some errands for my parents tomorrow - I'm gonna be under the sea all day."

Beast Boy gulped. Cyborg patted him on the back, attempting to congratulate him. "All right BB! You at home with two gorgeous ladies all day long!" After realizing what he had said, he took the exact same tone of voice from the episode Car Trouble where he saw "his baby's laser cannon." He squirmed too. "I mean... oh no..." Not only was it gonna be a long night, but a long day, too.

What will Beast Boy, Raven, and Terra do on their day off? Will Robin stop touching Starfire's grebnacks? What errands does Aquaman need to run? Are those cameras still in the Teen Titans' bathrooms? Find out in Chapter 3!

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