Due to some questioning... no I did not write those brilliant Lord of the Rings Diaries... Yes, that IS where I got the idea. Sorry for the long wait in updating, well here you go...

The Very Secret Diaries of Dudley Dursley

Mi burthdey tuda. Laats of presints. Hari ruins evrythang. Ceem to zoo w/ us. made Snake atake us. You bettr gife me presints two.

Got close for scool. Hit hari w/ stick. was fun

hari got a latter. were is my letar?

hari got more laters. dad has gun mad. said leafing. pack faast.
woodn't let me tak t.v. vcr or comptar.

dryving for lang time. won't stop. not fun.

in midle of oshen. smal houes. hungry.

big man brake into house. say haris a wizrd. gave me tale.

went home. back to tv YAY!

hari leeft today. got tail reemuved. tv back on...

at scool. boys snobi. hit them w/ stick and gt in trubble.

not enuf food. hungry.

The next couple of pages seem to be misses with rather large bite marks out of them.
Dudley also seems to have forgotten or is to lazy to write.

Well there you go. There's Dudley's. The spelling is horrible. That time it was intentional.