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Okay - I was actually joking in regards to the 50 reviews, but it seems as though I was taken seriously. Um... oops. Sorry peoples! Just for that I won't end the story with chapter 9 as I was planning to! Now you get to have EVEN MORE R/BB/T to read! And there was much rejoicing!

On The Subject of Reviewers Whom I Need To Apologize Profusely:

TamerTerra: I probably have to apologize to you most. Terribly sorry about that - I was just irritated that I got one review between chapters 6 and 7. I won't do that again. I can't promise an ending to your liking yet though.

Terra (real name no joke): Yay! Thank you

WarPrince: Thanks again, WarPrince!

JazzQueen3: Yay jazz! Hoo-ray Jazz! (See Red Stripe Beer commercials) I'm working on it!

Troubled-Ego: Yay! Is your favorite character Raven? Guessing by your pen-name I mean.

MSM007: 007? Nice. Anonymous review power all the way! Thanks a bundle for the kind words

N/A: I can never say anything insolent about the people who review my stories - they wasted their precious time to read something an amateur wrote! You people are all awesome

Wolfgirl6351: Are you the wolf girl on all those Teen Titan forums that I see?

Kooky34girl: Hooray for #4's accent! Not a fan of the show, but he has a cool voice. Once again, I didn't actually mean the whole reviews thing seriously!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except a loincloth and a computer. Don't bother. If you have never seen Chris Kattan do "Mango" on SNL, you likely will not get this chapter. I also must state again that I do not own Teen Titans or American Idol.

Two birthdays had come and gone. One remained. Starfire sat gleefully on her bed watching her grebnacks. Today was HER birthday. She was really hoping for a pony. She was really, really, really hoping for a pony. She had written it all over the walls of the tower in black sharpie, though she wasn't sure anyone noticed. Star looked over at her clock. It was 3:30. The Titans had all promised they'd be awake at 9:00, so she decided to wait. She picked up her pony snow globe off the wall and began to play with it. She giggled softly as the snow began to fall on the pony. About ten minutes later, she fell asleep.

Raven was still upset with Beast Boy staying with Terra at a hotel for a night, even though it was a week later. She was a little suspicious of the skinny blonde girl, but she really didn't have any proof. She would just lay awake at night and think of horrible "fantasies" in which the two of them were close. Perhaps she was jealous? It wasn't like her to be jealous, though she knew that saying so was probably denial. She looked out her window. It had begun to rain again. It had rained a lot lately, and the foul weather had depressed her mood for a change. The purple-haired one sat up, turned on a small light, and pulled out the book of Azar. It wasn't really a book - more like an almanac that she had pasted a book jacket on to. A very sibylline (occult) book cover. It was full of horoscopes too - for this day, it said something about a new face making an appearance and an old friend's betrayal. That didn't sound good, so she put the book down. She was cheered up only slightly by the sight of Johnny Rancid driving past the tower on his motorcycle and crashing into a poorly placed brick wall.

Cy was in the garage at 3:30. He was still working on a new T-Car. He had lost so many in the past couple of weeks that it was ridiculous. Thankfully, Aqualad had invited his fish buddy to stay the week and help him. The two had been working tirelessly into the night for the past four days. As Cyborg put the wrench away, he sighed. "I am not letting BB use my baby ever again." This was his cue to go to bed. As he walked up the stairs, a flash of white lightning streaked through the sky. That was never good.

Slade entered Titans' Tower quietly at 4:00. He had been watching Saturday Night Live and perfecting his Mango technique. He had come dressed with pink pom poms and bright yellow shorts. He propped himself up on the couch and turned on the television, only to end up trying to watch the scrambled channels. Then again, that's what he did at home anyway. For an evil villain, he was sure cheap on cable. Beast Boy was the first to encounter him, at 5:30. He had come down to either get some herbal tea or some tofu eggs. He was not ready for Slade shaking his pom poms and telling him that he was "not good enough for Mango!". He fainted on the spot.

At 8:00, all the Titans were getting up. Slade was hiding in the refrigerator. Terra was the first downstairs, and she ran to the unconscious Beast Boy. "Oh no! Snugglebunny! Get up Snugglebunny! Are you okay, Snugglebunny?! ANSWER ME!" Raven came down, and was not pleased with Terra calling Beast Boy "Snugglebunny." This was not a name that a girl of her stature would use with HER boyfriend. Starfire rectified the situation, however, when she came down and began to giggle at the use of the word. "Snugglebunny!" she cried. "Beast Boy is now our official SNUGGLEBUNNY!" It didn't matter that she had no idea what a snugglebunny was.

(A/N: I have no idea what a snugglebunny is)

By 8:15, all the Titans were downstairs trying to revive "Snuggle Bunny". It was funny when Star and Raven used the term for Beast Boy, but when it trickled down to Aqualad, Speedy, and Robin, then it was just weird. They were all out of ideas when the fridge door popped open and "Mango" popped out. He decided to give his opinion. "You could always try mouth-to-mouth." This opinion pleased both Terra and Raven, and they both went in for the job. They bumped heads and gave each other VERY dirty looks. Before they could say anything, a hand grabbed both of their heads and made them give EACH OTHER "mouth-to-mouth". Apparently, Beast Boy was conscious again, but would not be for long after THAT little prank. Terra picked him up, and Raven punted him through the roof. They would never be subject to that kind of humiliation again. They waited for the cry of "Duuuuuuuuuuuude!" to subside before speaking resumed.

"Well," started Cyborg, "We can't start Starfiah's party until he gets back. And with the distance and trajectory you two got with that move, that could be a long time." Starfire frowned. "But we shall still celebrate the happy day of my happy birth, correct friend Cyborg?" Robin interrupted his robot friend. "Of course, Star - it's just common courtesy to wait for all the guests to arrive." No one else spoke until Slade began seductively dancing in front of Robin. He was also punted through the roof. Robin and Aqualad decided they would fix the roof before Star's party began - it would give them something to do.

"Ugh. I still taste tacky dark lipstick." Terra thought to herself in her bathroom. "What? Did he think that was funny? I've been washing my mouth out for 20 minutes!" The earth-moving girl was obviously peeved at her boyfriend's prank from this morning. If it was his idea of a hint, he was going to be dumped if he ever tried it again. Raven was thinking the exact same thing as she was washing her own mouth out. "I still taste grainy sand." she thought to herself. She was displeased with the start of her day as well.

Beast Boy returned, battered and bruised, around 2:30 that afternoon. The roof had been done for two hours, and Starfire had grown impatient. She had also grown even more dense, apparently, as she had walked by her own pony seven times while waiting for BB's return. When he entered, he was greeted by a gigantic Starfire glomp of doom, which was a lot better than his expected castration from either Terra or Raven. Star ran into the kitchen and grabbed everyone. She seated them all and served her "Pudding of Chewy Goodness", which was surprisingly crunchy. More like mind-numbingly crunchy.

The time of present opening was at hand. Star opened all of her gifts, which were mainly clothing and grebnacks, and one ingenious gift from Aqualad, which was an outift made OUT of snow globes. For a guy that slept with fish, he sure was resourceful. She couldn't find Robin's gift anywhere though. She looked all over - even under the pony. But she still couldn't find it. She stood there in shock when Robin told her it WAS the pony. When she regained the ability to move, she began to jump with joy. She had a pony. SHE HAD A PONY! She hopped on and rode it out to the remains of Johnny Rancid's motorcycle, and then back. It was the best gift ever.

Then the time of reckoning came. Star had remembered what she had told the girls ten days before. It was time to reveal their secrets. "Come Terra, come Raven, tell us all who your boyfriends are! Then we can all be happy on the happy day of my happy birth!" Cyborg looked over at Robin. "I can think of at least three people who won't be happy, and one of them will probably be dead." Raven and Terra, however, said nothing. They were obviously still peeved over their unplanned kiss that morning, and were not talking to each other. Instead, Raven went up to her room and slammed the door. Terra did the same thing. Beast Boy was safe - for now.

Star looked around, confused. "Um - why is Beast Boy so relieved at the..." Starfire gasped. She had finally realized the full importance of what was occurring. "Oh no, oh no, oh no. Beast Boy, I am so sorry I nearly got you killed. It was not a nice thing for me to do on the happy day of my happy birth! I am sorry! I hope I didn't invite the Rekmas between Raven and Terra!" She began to cry on Robin. BB asked her to stop crying, because it was his own fault anyway. This cheered Star up enough to stop crying and get on her pony again. She brought Robin along this time, and they decided they would stay out for an hour.

Cyborg, Aqualad and Speedy stood still and were looking at Beast Boy. They all knew he had avoided an incredibly painful demise, but the looks on their faces were not pleasant ones. Beast Boy knew that the time of decision making was drawing closer, and he was no closer to making a choice in the matter than when he started. He had been through all sorts of equally fun and equally painful misadventures with both of the girls, and really couldn't bear to give one of them up.

"Cyborg? You've been so much help to me throughout this entire ordeal. Who do you think is the better choice for me?" Beast Boy couldn't help but ask the question. He didn't get a very helpful answer though. "BB, you gotta realize that a big difference between being Beast Boy and a Beast Man is having to make your own decisions, especially ones as life-altering as this one. Plus, I ain't tellin' you SQUAT after you destroyed my car!" Aqualad and Speedy were not much help either. Thankfully for the shape-shifting one, the two girls were still locked in their rooms and probably still washing their mouths out. If they only knew how many times they had kissed him less than 24 hours after he had kissed the other - they'd never leave their bathrooms.

Starfire knew something was up with her pony when it spit out a live bunny rabbit - she just didn't know what. Robin knew, though, and he began searching for the location of that Mumbo guy. He was hiding among the wreckage of Rancid's motorcycle. Robin walked over to him slowly and dumped him in the water, causing Starfire's pony to turn into a giant pile of bunnies and then disappear completely. She was not happy with this development. Robin told her they'd go to the Discount Pony Emporium in the morning and buy her another one.

Terra came down from her room first. She figured punishing Beast Boy was not right just because she was mad at Raven for trying to give mouth-to-mouth to her "snuggle bunny." As she reached the downstairs area, Raven's door opened and Robin came in from the outside, looking rather pale. All the Titans were situated in the living room five minutes later, but no one was speaking. Terra and Raven were both sending smiles BB's way, but he was too worried to even notice. Then Robin vomited. Not only did he vomit, but he vomited up a mass that turned into Larry the Titan. Well - there was one part of Raven's horoscope for the day. Larry the Titan was not what Beast Boy needed, so he ran up to his room and locked the door.

Larry didn't do much at all around the tower besides play with Starfire and destroy the T-Car with his magic finger. He did go up to Raven and Terra's rooms and leave funny notes about their boyfriends. Nobody really knew how Larry was aware of any of this stuff, but they didn't exactly question a guy who looked like a fat midget Robin. It just didn't seem the sane thing to do.

Larry turned himself liquid and slipped under Beast Boy's door. The green one's ears picked up the sound immediately. "Go away, Larry - I'm in no mood for games." Larry frowned. "Did you know that in my dimension, Terra and Raven both hate you?" This was not something BB needed to hear. He couldn't exactly stand to think of thoughts like that. He scoffed and said the only thing he could come up with. "Well, in my dimension, Beast Boy hates fat midget Robins." As if there were more than one. Larry frowned. "And I was going to give you a moped too. That's why I was here. To give you a moped."

BB looked at him strangely and then spoke to himself. "Okay self - if this is a dream, I'm gonna pinch myself. If I wake up, then this whole ordeal will be over! If not - then I get a moped!" He pinched himself. And woke up.

He kept his eyes closed. It was all a dream. He didn't have two girlfriends, and they weren't going to kill him! He had two great friends in Raven and Terra who were just that. He hadn't been cooped up in a hotel the night before. There certainly was no moped, unfortunately, but at least there would be no Larry. Beast Boy opened his eyes. He was on his bed, and Larry was sitting on his bedpost. "So... are we gonna talk about your girlfriends situation here?" Larry asked. Apparently only that latest hallucination was a dream. He was still stuck, and the two girls were going to kill him when they found out, which thankfully, they hadn't done yet. Before he left his room, BB punted Larry through the roof and anointed him "Worst Robin knock-off not named Speedy"

The next day went by rather fast until that evening. Terra was out for her weekly jog when Slade interrupted her in Mango mode. "Well, Terra. It seems you haven't given up on that two-timing green scumbag yet. When are you going to learn?" Slade jumped, avoiding the attacks she threw at him. Attacking him head on was getting Terra nowhere, so she sat down and tuned him out. Eventually he got off the subject of BB and on to American Idol again. He was never gonna give up hope she could win it for him. He concluded by handing her a note telling her to meet him at Jacques' French Restaurant in Canadia the next day at 7:00 PM. She accepted his challenge, not knowing what it truly entailed.

At the tower, BB and Raven were snuggling up by the fireplace under a blanket.. It was summer, but Cyborg had broken the air conditioning and it was stuck on "Full Arctic Blast Mode". He was so exhausted from the past few days he didn't even notice Terra return. She walked right up to the two of them, pulled the blanket over herself and placed herself on the other side of the Changeling. Beast Boy really was turning into a "Snuggle Bunny", whether he liked it or not. The two girls were watching each other intently, daring the other to make a move. This situation was extremely tense for the rest of the Titans, who were watching what could have been the last moments of life for one of their own.

As it turned out, Raven got tired after about an hour and went up to her room. There she made her bed, removed her cape and placed it on her table. There she saw a strange handwritten note. "Meet me at Jacques' in Canadia at 1900. This is a challenge."

What mind-bogglingly diabolical scheme does Slade have in mind this time? What will happen at Jacques'? Is everything what it seems to be? Probably not, but join my forum and wait for chapter 10 of Double Trouble, where the girls finally find out what's up! (Or not?!)