Chapter 8: Experiences in the Closet
"Hey Joey! Joey!" Kaiba whispered after waking up.
"Huh? Where are we dude?" Joey asked.
"I think we're in my closet. Hm... now where's the light... Oh here it is!" Kaiba turned on the lights to the closet.
"These yours?" Joey picked up a pair of small leopard skinned panties.
"Of course not!" Kaiba scoffed.
"Then why is it in your pile of underwear? And why do I see a bit of leopard skin underwear showing at your butt crack when you bend down?"
"Uh... It looked nice so I... bought it at Winner's. They have a wide variety of things there. I bought a matching handbag with this underwear! And look at these different exotic dancer uniforms I found there. Winners, you should go." Kaiba answered with corny music playing in the background.
"Want some mentos?"
"What? Mentals?"
"Men-Tos."
"Oh."
"Sorry, I'm out of Mentos, the Freshmaker." Joey winked while he held a full roll of Mentos and winked while the Mentos theme song played in the background.
Somewhere:
"Where the is Kaiba? And why can't I say ?" Big Five number one said.
"You can't say because the writer of this fan fiction won't allow it." Big Five number two said.
"I think he got some of mine wrong. See? I want to FUCK !" Big Five number three said.
"Look! You are a DAMNED WHORE!" Big Five number four said.
Big Five number five sighed and walked away pretending that he didn't know the four swearing BASTARDS.
In the Bedroom:
"Well, let's see if Kaiba has some books in here on how to 'do it'." Yugi suggested.
"Ok sure," Yami said.
"Ok, I've found some. They were under the bed. Which one do you want to read first? How to Do It: The Fully Illustrated Guide for Dummies, You can Do It like I can but First Learn Yoga, or Trust Me, You can Do It with an Instructional Video?"
"The first one sounds nice."
"Ok. Let's see..." Yugi said as he opened the book to a random page.
"Holy Mama..." Yugi flips a page.
"Which side is the head?" Yugi flips a page.
Yugi and Yami lean closer together and they both turn their heads 90 degrees. Yugi quickly closes the book.
"Ok! I think we know how to properly do it now... Geez... How many positions were on that page?" Yami asked.
"Twenty four. Definitely twenty four."
Yugi and Yami sat there on the bed looking paralyzed and afraid.
At the Hospital:
"Maximillion Pegasus, the doctor is ready to see you now."
"Oh goody." Pegasus said.
Somewhere in the City:
"What are we going to do now?" Malik asked.
"How about a little duel?" Marik said.
"Ok,"
Duel Starts:
Each person draws 5 cards.
Malik is first. Oh no, I have no monsters...Malik thought.
"I'll place 3 cards face down on the field and end my turn."
Marik's turn: "I summon Harpy's Brother! And I attack!"
"Ow!"
Malik's LP: 2200 Marik's LP: 4000
Malik's turn: Damn I have no monsters again...
"I play the magic card, Graceful Charity!" A monster card!
"I summon Blazing Impachi! Attack!"
"Ow."
Malik's LP: 2200 Marik's LP: 3950
Marik's turn: "I play Monster Reborn! And I'll sacrifice it to summon Summoned Skull! Attack!"
"Ahhh!"
Malik's LP: 1550 Marik's LP: 3950
Malik's turn: Darn, I'm out of monster cards again...
"Uhhh... See ya!
Malik runs away.
Duel ends.
Near Tea's House:
Tea is destroying everything in her path and asking "DUDES WHERE'S MY CAR!"
Chapter 9: Teazilla!
"WHERE IS MY CAR?" Tea bellowed. Tea screamed and ripped a small portion of her clothes. Tea grew and grew until she was 4 inches taller than she was before. She picked up a paperclip and tried to bend it out of shape. She couldn't. She tossed it away in embarrassment.
Still in the Car:
"Hey Tristan, what does this key in this keyhole do?" Serenity asked.
"I dunno. Turn it and see."
"Ok," Serenity turns the key and the car started.
"Hey! I didn't even say 'Start Sesame' yet! You stupid car!" Tristan shouted.
"Tristan, isn't that Malik?" Serenity asked as Malik ran past.
"And isn't that Marik running after Malik?" Tristan asked as Marik ran past.
"Nah." They both said.
In Mokuba's Bedroom:
Mokuba was watching Pokemon: The Uncensored Series and every few seconds a swear word was said.
Then, Isis came into the room.
"What are you doing in here?" Mokuba asked.
"To predict your future. Wanna hear it?" Isis said.
"Oh. Ok. Fine,"
"Ok. I summon the foresight powers of the Millennium Necklace to predict Mokuba's future!" Isis started to jiggle wildly. And after a few seconds, she stopped abruptly.
"What the h?" Mokuba said.
"Mokuba, you will die of a quick death when you turn 5!"
"I'm already older than 5 Isis."
"Oh, I'm sorry. When you turn 15!"
"What? But today is my 15th birthday!"
Wherever the Teazilla is at:
"WHEREVER AM I AT?" Tea screamed.
Tea looks behind her and sees her own house.
"Oh."
In Cyberspace:
"Now? Now? How about now?" Noah asked repeatedly.
Gozoboro sneaked away quietly.
In the Bedroom:
"So... we going to do it?" Yami asked.
"I'll do it if you do it with me."
"Make me."
"Make me make you."
"Make me make you make me."
"Make me make you make me make you."
"Make me make you make me make you make me."
"Make me make you make me make you make me make you."
"Make me make you make me make you make me make you make me."
"Uh... what were we talking about?" Yugi asked.
"Doing it. Want to?" Yami asked.
"Make me."