Nevertheless: Come Again?
Emerald Sky
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Emerald: As an author, I'm getting bored of writing over one hundred chapters (including my first Nevertheless) so things are going to take an exciting thrillful turn =D SO exciting that your just going to piss yourself in suspense =D SO thrillful you'll have your ass on the end of your seat through EVERY chapter =D
Draco: .O soooo.... what is this 'exciting piss yourself suspense, thrillful ass on the end of your seat' turn of events?
Emerald: Why a new writing style of course
Draco: Mother of merlin, you could that be anymore thrilling?
Emerald: NOPE =D so on with the chapter!
It was a muggy, steamy summer day. Everyone was cooped up in Potions lesson when it started to get unbearably hot.
Ron: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!
Emerald: RON! I have a new writing technique now =P get with the program!
Ron: I am gettin so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes off =D
Sirius: Please don't
Draco: That song sucks anyway
Emerald: SHUT UP
-silence-
Emerald: Thank you =D
I hunched over the desk, vision patchy from the heat. My palms, clammy and sticky, were pressed against the desk's cool surface. Sweat dripping over my
Ron: BODAY!
Draco: Oh no -.-
Ron: Dancing getting just a little NAUGHTAY. Wanna get dirrtay!
Emerald: -evil glare- RON!
-silence-
Emerald: THANK YOU...well that beginning was getting a little to steamy anyway =D
He was a boy, she was a girl.
Ron: CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
Draco: OH GOOD GOD!
Ron: He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?
Draco: ...I MEAN MERLIN =D
Ron: He wanted her, she'd never tell, secretly she wanted him as well.
Draco: Remember? Because we have no god
Ron: But all of her friends, stuck up there nose, they had a problem with his baggy clothes --
Emerald: SHUUUTTT UPPPP!!!
-silence-
She unfolded a piece of crumpled parchment and smoothed it's creases. Salty tears rolled down her stinging flesh and dotted the page as she placed the tip of her quill on the parchment. She wrote: I played with your heart--
Ron: Got lost in the game =D
Sirius: Oh baby, baby
Draco: Oops, you think I'm in love
Ron: That I'm sent from abooooveeee
Emerald: I'm not that innocent!-- UHHmm I mean QUIET!
-silence-
Emerald: Okay writers block, thanks alot you guys
Ron: Any time =D Now can we go for ice cream?
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Disclaimer that I think is important for the content of this chapter: Song lyrics and music belong to:
"Hot in Herre" by Nelly, "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera, "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavinge and "Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears
Basically for this chapter I picked songs that mainly everyone knew, none in which I like personally.
Thanks goes to...
mOrOn(Glad you enjoyed the fic. I liked your reviews because you actually listed your favourite chapters =D It interests me to see what you all think is funny and unfunny. Thanks alot!) Mr Padfoot1(I'm happy to see that you all don't mind the randomness of it =D It's actually why I get flames most of the time =D Thanks for the review! 3) shimmering dragon(I'm happy to see that you liked that chapter =D mostly because I had major writers block when I wrote it XD) Sugar kat(shoves amber into closet with Draco =D loves ya!) ash vault rose garden(lol! Thanks for the review!) meenyrocks(Yes I noticed that to myself, but as I said before I had major writers block and forced myself to write that unfunny chapter and post it just for the sake of updating =D) phoebe666(I'm pretty sure that saying was out there before I wrote it. But I never saw it before, I just started to say mother of God alot lately and when I went to go write that in a fic of mine I was working on I remembered that they said Merlin instead. lol thanks for the review =D) Lil' Bode(omg I 3 the word hella =D having a review with the word hella in it made my day =D thank you very much) Sweet Sorrow1(-dances around under palm leaves- yay =D) Noelle Andrews(-dodges rocks and pineapples- you NED me? =D and what were you saying about me not using the stars anymore?) meenyrocks..again(I agree -forms angry mob with meenyrocks and chases after fanfiction.net staff with pineapples and rocks- sorry about the short chapter! hopefully this ones longer!) Mr Padfoot1..again(=D buy me one to!) Katie(lol! Thanks for the lovely review, it certainly made my day!) natyslacks(I'm not quite sure anymore, I use to see them around lots two years ago =D but that was two years ago. I want one to! 3)
Flamers...
Serpencencia(It's nice you found my fic funny and all but I don't understand why you would stop reading because of that. Honestly, ever comical thing now a days has 'black humour' now. It's just typical for EVERYONE to find it funny once and a while even if it's being a bit sterotypish. If it annoys you that much don't complain to me about it! Complain to the first person to ever make fun of black people and most likely everyone else because I'm not the only one =P Thanks for the flame by the way, never actually had a REAL one in a long time.)
Ron: Do you think they have purple ice cream?