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Chapter 12: Mokuba's Demise

The two of them lay there gasping for breath. They were about to kiss when someone opened the closet door...

"Kaiba, Joey. Hurry! Get out of here or Yami and Yugi will see you! They're almost done their session." Bakura whispered hurriedly.

"What's about our clothes?" Joey asked.

"Take it with you! You don't have time to put them on right now!" Ryou whispered.

"I can't find our socks." Kaiba said.

"Come back later! Go into the other room! You don't want people to see you nude do you?" Bakura asked.

"Let's go." Joey said. Kaiba and Joey scooped up their clothes and crept out of the room into the next room.

After they were gone, Bakura and Ryou snickered.

"I wonder how they will react when the four of them find out that we have recorded both of their first times and will soon post it on our website, ." Ryou laughed.

"Hey, I just realized that Kaiba and Joey's socks are still here." Bakura realized.

"Leave them. Kaiba and Joey will find them later."

Somewhere in the Kaiba Mansion:

"Grr... I. Will. Not. Die. Today," Mokuba grumbled.

Mokuba turned a corner and found a swarm of bees. Mokuba screamed and turned back. He sighed in relief. (He's allergic to bees.) He opened his eyes and screamed again. There was a waiter holding a jar of peanut butter.

"Nooo!" Mokuba cried.

Then he ran in the other direction into the swarm of bees.

"Oh ya! Ahhhhh!" Mokuba ran at the waiter and ran past him. He started to go down the stairs but he tripped and fell down the long flight of stairs.

"Am I fashionably late or what?" Mai announce as she arrived at the mansion door and saw Mokuba lying motionless under the flight of stairs.

Is that Mokuba? Mai thought, Nah. And she went to get a drink.

In the Room Next to the Bedroom:

"Kaiba... Why is your laundry room right beside your bedroom?" Joey asked.

"I have no clue. I think it's pretty convenient." Kaiba replied.

"Let's put our clothes on and get out of here. It stinks in here."

The two of them put on their clothes and sneaked out of the room. They went down the flight of stairs and stepped on Mokuba and went to the bar to get some drinks.

Funny, I don't remember having a rug at the bottom of the staircase... maybe it wasn't a rug... nah. Kaiba thought and drank his martini.

In the car:

"55 bottles of beer on the wall. 55 bottles of beer. You take one down and pass it around. Now there's 39 bottles of beer on the wall." Tristan and Serenity sang as they drove Tea's car to Kaiba's mansion.

"39 doesn't come after 55! 47 does!" Serenity exclaimed.

"Hey! You're right! Someone's been drinking our beer!"

"It's probably that bum we picked up."

"I'm not a bum! I'm Odeon! You have seen me before in the BattleCity Tournament!" Odeon explained.

"Oh! You're that freaky looking guy with the weird tattoos on your face." Serenity said.

"I've decide to get more tattoos to make my face look more symmetrical."

"See... me... tree... call... Nice..." Tristan sounded out.

"Let's just get to Kaiba's killer party Tristan! Step on it!" Serenity told Tristan and they sped off at 130m/hr.

At the Bottom of the Stairs:

"I... Must... Not... Let... Anymore... People... Step... On... Me!" Mokuba grunted and saw a fat person heading for the stairs, "Oh, fuck it."

In the Ballroom:

"Your butt will grow 5 inches next month." Isis said to a party guest, "Your son will commit suicide because his boyfriend dumped him," Isis said to another, "Your wife will know that you're wearing her silk panties."

And on and on...

Near Tea's House:

"Our duel is not finished yet!" Marik shouted as he continued to chase Malik.

Malik stopped beside the enraged Tea. "Hey Tea. What's up?"

Tea glared at him. Marik caught up with Malik and saw Tea. "What's up with her?"

This got another glare.

"Uh... I think we should get back to the party don't you think Marik?" Malik asked nervously.

"RUN!" Marik and Malik screamed and ran for their lives.

Tea snarled and chased after them.