The First Article and The Last…

A/N:

SD: I want to take this authors note to thank the reviewers out there

H: yeah, me too ::looks around, sees SD playing got your nose with my eyeglass case, turns back to the computer and whispers:: don't tell SD I said this but hi!

SD: As if I could not read! But for the good of the readers I  will not give my "pretty sky speech"

H: YES! THANK GOD!

SD: HOW SEXIST! HOW DO YOU KNOW GOD IS A GUY?! IT SHOULD BE THANK GOD/GODDESS!

H: I KNOW THAT! But I forgot ::smiles sheepishly::

SD: Enough idle talk! It is time to humbly thank our reviewers

H: Oh, right, our first review for last chapter was Hermione and Secretdestiny

SD: Umm… Hermione that is us.

H: Huh…oh, yea! Then our first review for last chapter(that isn't us) is dracosprincipessa, "This is a good story. I really don't like Rita but I do like seeing a new side to her. Update soon." I really don't like Rita either, but its fun to write from her POV. Don't worry, we will (hopefully).

SD: The next reviewer was ZagZig722, "It's cute so far, but kinda short and the first chappie was kinda hard to understand" The one thing you HAVE to know about me and my friend here. Is that we LOVE to confuse people…

H: 2+2=6!

SD:…RIGHT! So in our writing as well as real life we TRY to confuse people. In fact we both feel like failures if at least the first and last chapter did not have that "air of mystery" As PrincessJenifer said.

H: speaking of PrincessJenifer, she was our next reviewer! "Hi! It's me. The one of you who prolly reads my fics knows who i am (don't know which one of u that is! Sorry!)." SD and I both read your stuff and we LOVE IT! "I like penguins. Penguins are pretty. My cursor is a penguin.  Anyways..." OH NO! Not another penguin fanatic! First SD now you, what is this world coming to? "This first chapter, even though it was short, is still great. I mean, if you'd have carried on wit it after the point you stopped, then the air of mystery would totally not be be there. Wow, don't i sound professional?!" I am glad someone understands our writing style! And you sounded very professional!  "Lol. Great chapter. It doesn't matter how long or short they are either, it's your choice and your choice alone hoe long the chapters are. On to read chappie 2... Wow! So great! I love getting reviews. They kick a$$. You know what else i like? Jelly Beans. Yep. I think jelly bean funiture would be pretty fun."  lol, Me too "Anyways, great chapter. It';s pretty weird reading ritas diary. Carry on! Please! Your on my favs. Luv and hugs~
~*~Princess Jennifer~*~" Aww, thanks we LOVE reviews and praise, so keep it up!

SD: Our next reviewer was michelleywelley. You said, "It is an interesting idea so far. I think your first chapter should have been a bit clearer on what exactly what was going on maybe had a description of where they were and why they were talking to Rita and everything."  WE WANT IT TO BE VAUGE AND MYSTTERIOUS!. "Hermione, I mentioned longer chapters to you with your last story and I feel the same about this one." Hermione and I feel that each chapter represents a part in the characters life. We do not like to force long chapters. I am a strong believer in short and sweet!  "Also, how old is she supposed to be when she's writing the entries?" Do not worry! All things will be revealed in good time! "Anyway, it's going all right so far but I hope you have some good stuff planned because I think its a good idea for a story." Thank you for the critics and flattery!

Original Interview

Rita Skeeter: What Problem do you have with your parents?

Anonymous: They don't pay that much attention to me.

RS: do you have any idea why?

A: well, I know for sure that my dad comes home late from work, and drinks a little.

RS: Where does he work?

A: Um, I don't know.

RS: Does your mom work?

A: yes.

RS: What does she do?

A: she dances.

RS: Oh. So she's a dancer?

A: not exactly.

RS: What do you mean by 'not exactly'?

A: She's sort of a dancer, she dances with men for money.

RS: I see. Thank you for your time.

Rita edited Interview

Rita Skeeter: What Problem do you have with your parents?

Anonymous: They emotionally abuse me.

RS: Do you have any idea why?

A: well, my dad works insane hours and is a major alcoholic.

RS: Where does he work?

A: He never tells me anything.

RS: Does your mom work?

A: yes.

RS: What does she do?

A: she's a prostitute.

RS: I see. Thank you for your time Marisa.

Dear Diary,

I tried to hand in the interview after I edited it. The teacher said it was inappropriate for school, and that I needed to re-edit. I asked Marisa to edit it for me, because I didn't where the problem was. I hope she can find it, because I really want to be a journalist.

Marisa edited Interview/Interview that appeared in the paper

Rita Skeeter: What Problem do you have with your parents?

Anonymous: They're concerns cloud their attention towards me and I am often dismissed.

RS: do you have any idea why?

A: My dad often comes home late from work drunk.

RS: Where does he work?

A: [No comment].

RS: Does your mom work?

A: yes.

RS: What does she do?

A: she dances with men.

RS: I see. Thank you for your time Marisa.

Dear Diary,

It's official I'm kicked off the newspaper club.  The weird thing is, everyone loved my article, it's only the stupid teacher who has a problem with it.  Me and Marisa made a promise to never write or talk badly about a friend. That's going to be the only rule once we start our new newspaper club, surprisingly, everyone wants to join.  This is officially the best day of my life!

Dear Diary,

This is officially the worst day of my life! I'm…umm…in this world…I give up, there's no pretty way to say this but, my dad died.

A/N:

H: If you didn't get it while reading, the Italics are what Rita changed from the original, the Bold is what Marisa.

SD: Well DUH! Its as easy as 2+2!

H: You know what's even easier SD? 

SD: What could possibly be easier then 2+2?

H: Sending a REVIEW! You just click the little button that says go to left of the button that says SUBMIT REVIEW, so what I'm really saying is REVIEW! (not responsible for subliminal messing)