H: Hello

SD: at least you didn't say hi this time I think u learned your lesson

H: [sarcasm]gee thanks![/sarcasm]

SD: we should thank the peoples right?

H: of course thanks peoples!

SD: haha you know what I mean

H: yes why don't you start

SD: Thank you for REVIEWing michelleywelley. I'm happy that I'm not a wall, now you will know why it was 'mom' instead of 'mum', and my excuse…I mean explanation for the capitalization is that its all Hermione's fault!

H: Hey! I resent that! Anyways, Thank you for the REVIEW Dracosprincipessa and here is your update! I'd also like to thank PrincessJennifer and of course we aren't getting sick of you(well I speak for myself, I'm not sure about SD) Tank you so much for letting us use our own style of writing unlike another person!(jk) once again you claim you sound too professional, but that's a good thing, isn't it? Well maybe you had a good Easter, but has it ever crossed you mind that we may not be Christian? Cuz I'm Jewish, and SD is half Jewish so, you should have included Passover too. Well the penguins are SD's area, and I agree with you on the Jellybean furniture, only if it was made out off yummy flavors.

SD: Now, DiggaDigga, we would, but fanfiction would yell at us and take away our name thingy privileges. Okay good night.

H: ::prods SD with a stick:: hum, she is dead asleep, ooooooooooo, perfect time to take over that story and stop writing it MAHAHAHA!

SD: Okay good night bye bye Hermione

H: Well I AM going to take over the story and there is nothing you can do to stop me! MAHAHAHAHAH!…except, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!


Finding a Missing Piece

"What does your dad dying have to do with You being what you are!" yelled Harry Tonks who wad rather board with the story was now changing her hair color, it was currently bright green.

"Well my dad was just the beginning, It seemed as though all the people close to me had…"

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Dear Diary,

I'm so glad I can stay in Inwood with my best friend. Of course there was a little work on my grandma's side. 7 thousand dollars worth. But my grandma just wanted me to be happy, she was from my dad's side. She told me that I better enjoy this year with my friends because next year I'll have to make new ones. I didn't get what she meant by that, Marisa and I are going to the same Middle school: Lawrence Middle School. Also speaking of strange things, my grandma gave me a little gold key and said it was in my fathers will. Marisa thinks I should throw it out. But, I decided to keep it, it's one the only thing I have left of my dad.

Dear Diary,

I love Marisa and everything, but her family is just AHHHHHHH! They called in the local Priest and tried to perform exorcist on me. Halfway though the ceremony the remaining holy water somehow ended up on the Priest, luckily the Priest said that the devil had left me. Oh joy I can die happy knowing I'll go to heaven.

Dear Diary,

I'm sorry I haven't been writing, I have been so wrapped up in writing articles. Well, it's almost the end of the school year, ONE WEEK LEFT!

Dear Diary,

I found out what my grandma meant today. I, Rita Skeeter am going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in Europe. I, Rita Skeeter am a witch.


H: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also read 'Start of a New Life' by hp/charmed obsesed(aka me)and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!