Sauron's Frying Pan of DOOM!
Chapter 1: the introduction of this messed-up whacky world
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away the forging of the great spatulas took place. Three were given to the elves, the best bacon makers of all times. Seven were given to the dwarf lords who made the meanest cheeseburgers. And nine to mortal men who above all else loved to eat.
Then Sauron, the evil dark lord dude, made this evil frying pan. The nine mortal lords were seduced by the wondrous power of the pan. They fell into darkness and became the almighty Nazgul chefs. One pan to rule them all.
Chapter 1: the introduction of this messed-up whacky world
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away the forging of the great spatulas took place. Three were given to the elves, the best bacon makers of all times. Seven were given to the dwarf lords who made the meanest cheeseburgers. And nine to mortal men who above all else loved to eat.
Then Sauron, the evil dark lord dude, made this evil frying pan. The nine mortal lords were seduced by the wondrous power of the pan. They fell into darkness and became the almighty Nazgul chefs. One pan to rule them all.