Sauron's Frying Pan of Doom

Chapter 3 Mushroom Haven

Frodo was walking through the cornfields with Sam, and they were looking for Merry and Pippin.

"Alright, ready or not, here I come, Merry!" a voice called out. Soon Frodo and Sam were run over by two large objects.

"Frodo! Sam! Do you want to join us in Hide-and-go-Seek?" Merry asked excitedly, brushing himself off from the dust.

"No way! We're on an important mission from Gandalf!" Sam said excitedly. Merry and Pippin pouted.

"And how come we don't get to come on an important mission from Gandalf?" Pippin asks, looking very hurt.

"Come on! You CAN come with us!" Frodo says happily and they all ran through the fields of Hobbiton.

much later

"Are we there yet?" Merry asked. Frodo, Pippin, and Sam all stopped in their tracks to glare at him.

"NO!" they all shouted in unison.

"Oh! Look! I see mushrooms!" Frodo says, hoping to distract Merry. Unfortunately, everyone else believed him and began to run down the hill. Merry suddenly froze to the spot. Everyone else knocked into him because they couldn't stop as fast as Merry could. They all tumbled down the hill and landed in a huge heap.

"Look- MUSHROOMS!" Pippin said, pointing to the gigantic patch of wild mushrooms by the side of the road. The next few minutes were full of mushroom picking, measuring, fighting over mushrooms, and most of all, eating them.

"Yum. If only we could cook these mushrooms!" Sam says.

Frodo pauses before answering.

"Well, I DO have that pan I found. But Gandalf said not to eat out of it."

"Oh come on! He doesn't know a mushroom emergency cook-off if it bit him on his abnormally large nose!" Pippin exclaimed hungrily, munching on a raw mushroom.

"Fine."

Frodo pulled out the frying pan from his sack but immediately the road grew darker and darker. A rider dressed in all black, with the exception of his chef's hat, sat upon a black horse, which was coming closer and closer to the four hobbits.

"Would you like me to cook those mushrooms for you?" the rider asked in its high-pitched screaming voice.

"No! You're not touching my mushrooms!" Merry and Pippin said in unison. The black rider seemed irritated and began to screech again.

"Let's get out of here!" Sam yelled and the four hobbits dashed off to the Buckle-berry ferry, the black rider screeching in the distance.

"I am the famous Witch-King chef! Do not fear me! I cook for Sauron! That would mean that I am the best chef in the world and you don't want me to cook those mushrooms for you?"

Hey – yes, I do realize that I haven't updated in FOREVER! I am still alive though. Just in case you were wondering, it will be hard for me to update so please bear with me here, people because of school, sports, music, and everything. If I don't keep up my grades, then I don't get internet. Sucks, huh?

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