Summary: This is a really stupid story where my friend and I go into random movies and screw it up. I don't own anything, so don't sue.
Chapter 1: Pirates of the Carribean
Out in the middle of the ocean, a pirate ship was drifting lazily. On that ship, a teenaged girl stood on the deck, looking out at the water. Tossing her blond hair back, she said enthusiastically, "Yar, me hearties!" As she said this, a chinchilla scampered up her arm. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii, Pineapple!" She exclaimed, rubbing it's ears. Behind her, the cabin door opened. Another girl, dressed in black and with red hair, emerged. "We've spotted something on the horizon, Captain Morgan!"
The Captain turned toward her companion. "Batten down the hatches, First Mate Smitty!"
"What the hell are you talking about? There are no hatches! Are you hallucinating again?" she paused. "And stop calling me Smitty! My name is Chelsea. CHELSEA."
Morgan stared at her blankly. "....yar?"
"Ugh.... I'll get the telescope."
As the thing on the horizon came closer, the pirate gals could see that it was another ship. Morgan sheilded her eyes, glaring at the boat. "Get the cannon, matie."
"Are you sure you want to-"
"Yargh, it's the only way to take down them banana bandits!"
Chelsea blinked. "B-Banana bandits?"
"Aye. They'll pillage yer nanners faster'n you can say.... er.... yar!"
Soon the cannon was on deck, and the girls were prepared to open fire. A moment after Chelsea pulled the rope, a flaming hole appeared in the side of their opposing ship. Morgan did a lurid happy dance on the floor. "Aye, we showed that broccoli!"
"But... I thought you said it was-"
"Be you questioning my authority, SMITTY?"
Before "Smitty" could reply, there was a loud thump near the side of the ship, and another pirate, soaking wet, climbed aboard. Morgan screamed like a rabid fangirl.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S JOHNNY DEPP!!!!" she grabbed his dripping sleeve. "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
Chelsea hissed. "No way, bitch! I saw him first!"
The blonde jumped her, and slammed her head into the wood. Growling, her first mate flipped her, and the girls tumbled into the water.
Still on the ship, Captain Jack blinked absently. "Wonder where they keep the rum?"