Hols'n'Arty randomly meet again!
Disclaimer-Eoin Colfer (how do you pronounce his first name???) Invented Artyï I'm merely using his work to randomly think up something...
Chapter1
Capt. Holly Short was bored. After Artemis Fowl had been mind wiped, the LEP had little to do. Apart from the random troll and the few rogue Goblin's the LEP had it easy. Holly wanted adventure and Holly wanted Artemis.
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Artemis had a strange little man with a stiff beard in his room. He was telling him about a group of magickal people who lived underground. As far-fetched as the short man's story sounded, Artemis couldn't help but believe that was he was saying was true.
For
the past year Artemis kept having mind-blanks and weird, empty and
pointless dreams about some girl with dark skin. He soon learnt that
the little man's name was Mulch Diggums, a dwarf that eats dirt! In
the three hours Artemis had met Mulch, he was reminded of all the
adventures he had with the LEP, and all the trouble he caused them!
After having a good yarn, Artemis asked about the girl with
the dark skin. Mulch smiled knowingly and told Artemis it was Capt
Holly Short, and a light immediately went on in Artemis's
head.
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Artemis's point of View
WHOA! That
answer's a lot of my questions! The coin I have around my neck with
a hole shot through the middle, all the blank thoughts, all the
nights I spent wondering about something I must have forgotten!
Should I tell Butler? Perhaps not. I usually would have some sort of
diabolical plan but, I do not have the urge this time to do something
drastic. I suppose I want to, think about what I've heard from
Mulch...
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Holly's point of View
I'm
going to go out of my mind if I don't do something apart from sort
out Root's documents. Hell, I think I'll go visit mud-boy from
above, see how he's making out. (AN: Harharhahrharhrahrhar points
and laughs)
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So as Holly traveled to the surface, Artemis sat outside in the yard thinking... like he always does.
One
hour Later
Artemis saw a figure/shadow creeping along the
fence. Immediately intrigued, Artemis hit the over head lights that
lighted every inch of Fowl Manor. A wide eyed Holly Short was caught
in creeping motion!
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Holly's
point of View
ARGH CRUD! He caught me. But the fact that I wasn't
trying to hide myself consoled me. No I'm not slipping up.
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Artemis's
point of View
'WHOA' was the word going through my brain at
that moment. She was beautiful, how come I didn't realize Holly was
beautiful before? Must be the hormones.
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Holly was staring at Artemis. Artemis was staring at Holly. Artemis spoke first.
"Good
evening Holly"
"Evening Artemis" replied Holly with a nod.
"Say" began Holly, "I see you have retrieved your
memory"
"Yes, yes I have, courtesy of a Mr Mulch
Diggums."
"Mmmm"
Artemis and Holly continued talking
until the sun was peeking out from the horizon and Holly realized she
had to go.
Holly and Artemis said their goodbyes and Holly left. This left Artemis temporarily insane and he started to do the Funky Chickin until Butler had to sedate him one hour later and bring him back inside the Manor.
/The End/
(AN, yeeeah, that was weird, but hey! I'm random! That was a pathetic fanfic but it was my first, I rkn my summary was better than the actual story looks patheticstarts to eat ice cream Welp, R&R ;)