Hi guys!!! I have only 5 reviews, and only 4 of them are for my story. ( oh
yea, DO NOT PUT REVIEWS FOR DIANA (my other story) HERE!!!! This is not
Diana; this is Raven's Diary. Got it? Good. Now 4 da story.
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*Dear diary,
Today was a moderately interesting day. We actually had something to do. It was a stupid fight, and pretty much pointless, but we still had something to do. It's better that sitting around the tower, and I don't blow up as many light bulbs.
We had to stop this screwed up jewelry robber, who was obsessed with diamonds. She even told us her name was Diamond. It all started when I was reading a book.*
"Titans," robin said, the titans all looked up expectantly, "there's a Jewelry robber on the loose. She's crazy, so be careful." The beast boy looked at cyborg. "o0o, and insane Jewelry robber, I'm so scared." Robin looked at beast boy, annoyed. "Come on, let's go."
When the titans got there, the "insane" jewelry robber was dancing around, knocking out random people. She wore extremely gaudy clothes, black leggings, covered in fake diamonds, a really ugly silver polyester shirt, covered in the jewelry from the gumball machines. She was also draped in the jewels from the store she had just robbed.
She was singing, "diamonds, diamonds, I love the pretty diamonds." And so on. She was climbing the trellis when the titans over got over their shock of seeing someone so crazy. Beast boy, who was trying to heroic (yes, again) jumped up onto the trellis, climbing after her, when she whacked him in the head with a diamond covered purse. She laughed hysterically, and straitened her diamond-covered tiara. "Aw, de wittle tween twitans will never catch Diamond!!!" she laughed again, and danced around on the roof. Raven was annoyed. This stupid happy person was saying that the Titans couldn't defeat her. 'Yea, right.' Raven thought, as she very quietly flew up to the roof, behind Diamond. She caught Robin's eye and mouthed, "get a net ready."
She snuck be hind Diamond and pulled a chain off her neck. "Are these real?" she asked, snickering, as she watched Diamonds face turn purple. "Hey!!" she said, "give that back!!!" raven's eyes twinkled with delight, only for a second though, and said, "how about no. I think you should get it yourself," and tossed the necklace off the roof. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shrieked Diamond, and leapt off the roof, right into robin's net. When she landed, she sat up, tangled up in the net, her hair askew, and shrieked "stupid Teen titans!!!"
*It was the most pointless fight I had ever fought in, in fact, it wasn't even a fight. It was shoving someone off the roof, which was fun. but after that we went to get pizza. Once again, everyone was arguing over what pizza to get. *
"PEPPERONIE!!!!!! I WANT MEAT!!!" "DUDE!! I'm a vegetarian, I can't eat meat!" beast boy said, annoyed. "Then change your vegetarian ways." "Dude I-" Raven looked up from the menu, "Cyborg, it is a pointless argument, as beast boy always says," she made a dumb face, "dude, I've been most of those animals." Everyone except Beast boy laughed. "hey!" beast boy said, annoyed, "your mean." He pouted and turned away. "baby," she muttered. Beast boy whirled around, "WHAT!?!" he shouted, "oh.. Nothing..." she said, snickering.
*I was being way funnier than I normally am. I hope no one expects something's up. I---- sorry, robin called me. It's "meeting" time.
-Raven
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*Dear diary,
Today was a moderately interesting day. We actually had something to do. It was a stupid fight, and pretty much pointless, but we still had something to do. It's better that sitting around the tower, and I don't blow up as many light bulbs.
We had to stop this screwed up jewelry robber, who was obsessed with diamonds. She even told us her name was Diamond. It all started when I was reading a book.*
"Titans," robin said, the titans all looked up expectantly, "there's a Jewelry robber on the loose. She's crazy, so be careful." The beast boy looked at cyborg. "o0o, and insane Jewelry robber, I'm so scared." Robin looked at beast boy, annoyed. "Come on, let's go."
When the titans got there, the "insane" jewelry robber was dancing around, knocking out random people. She wore extremely gaudy clothes, black leggings, covered in fake diamonds, a really ugly silver polyester shirt, covered in the jewelry from the gumball machines. She was also draped in the jewels from the store she had just robbed.
She was singing, "diamonds, diamonds, I love the pretty diamonds." And so on. She was climbing the trellis when the titans over got over their shock of seeing someone so crazy. Beast boy, who was trying to heroic (yes, again) jumped up onto the trellis, climbing after her, when she whacked him in the head with a diamond covered purse. She laughed hysterically, and straitened her diamond-covered tiara. "Aw, de wittle tween twitans will never catch Diamond!!!" she laughed again, and danced around on the roof. Raven was annoyed. This stupid happy person was saying that the Titans couldn't defeat her. 'Yea, right.' Raven thought, as she very quietly flew up to the roof, behind Diamond. She caught Robin's eye and mouthed, "get a net ready."
She snuck be hind Diamond and pulled a chain off her neck. "Are these real?" she asked, snickering, as she watched Diamonds face turn purple. "Hey!!" she said, "give that back!!!" raven's eyes twinkled with delight, only for a second though, and said, "how about no. I think you should get it yourself," and tossed the necklace off the roof. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shrieked Diamond, and leapt off the roof, right into robin's net. When she landed, she sat up, tangled up in the net, her hair askew, and shrieked "stupid Teen titans!!!"
*It was the most pointless fight I had ever fought in, in fact, it wasn't even a fight. It was shoving someone off the roof, which was fun. but after that we went to get pizza. Once again, everyone was arguing over what pizza to get. *
"PEPPERONIE!!!!!! I WANT MEAT!!!" "DUDE!! I'm a vegetarian, I can't eat meat!" beast boy said, annoyed. "Then change your vegetarian ways." "Dude I-" Raven looked up from the menu, "Cyborg, it is a pointless argument, as beast boy always says," she made a dumb face, "dude, I've been most of those animals." Everyone except Beast boy laughed. "hey!" beast boy said, annoyed, "your mean." He pouted and turned away. "baby," she muttered. Beast boy whirled around, "WHAT!?!" he shouted, "oh.. Nothing..." she said, snickering.
*I was being way funnier than I normally am. I hope no one expects something's up. I---- sorry, robin called me. It's "meeting" time.
-Raven