Krillin's Modern Life
Characters
Krillin= Rocko Krillin is a single, bald, short guy living on his own. He is a little nervous about Making his dreams come true. Is shy around the ladies but loves to go out with the guys. He always has bad luck when he goes out though. Is in love with the girl next door but is way to shy to talk to her.
Goku = Heffer Goku is a tall guy living with his parents. He was adopted and is a Saiyan. He is hungry all the time, but isn't very fat. He loves to have a good time and always makes trouble for Krillin. He goes crazy and is a little stupid. He met his girlfriend, ChiChi, at a bar pretending to be a human. Despite that fact she still goes out with him.
Vegeta = Filbert Vegeta is guy who lives by him self in a mobile home. He's not geeky like the real Filbert but since he is Saiyan and not to many people "love" his attitude he's not too big with the ladies or friends. He only has Krillin and Goku cause there the only people crazy enough to talk to him. He falls in love with a girl named Bulma, but her mother hates the fact that they are seeing each other.
Bulma = Dr. H Bulma fell in love with Vegeta's looks first. Then fell in love with him. It took her a long time to but it happened. Her mother hates Saiyans and believes that Humans and Saiyans should not mix. Despite this she and Vegeta still go out.
ChiChi = elk girl, Heffer had a crush on Not much is said or will be said about ChiChi (sorry ChiChi fans) She's Goku's g/f and she loves to party.
Juuhachi = Melba/Alisha (mail lady)
She's Krillin's next door neighbor and his mail man. Can Krillin have it any better? Sadly Krillin has no guts to make the first move. He tries but fails miserably. He may not have to worry though, She just might make the move for him!
First Story: The BIG Question
"This is Stupid! Why am I wasting my time with you two on this! I'm out of here!"
"Just do it Vegeta." Said Krillin
"Ok fine! *ahem* Ah Bulma, I... I love you more then any thing in the whole damn world! Will You Marry Me?"
"No" said Goku in a girlish voice. He then slaps Him in the face.
"Why you little....!" Vegeta then jumps on Goku and then starts to beat the crap out of him.
"Stop it you two!" yelled Krillin "You are acting like kids fighting over a candy or some thing!"
"Oh come on Krillin." Said Goku while his face was being stretch. "We are just having a little fun that's all..ouch!"
"You're just wasting time that's what you're doing! Now get over here and give her a call!"
"I don't think so Cue ball. What If she's not home? Then what?"
"Well you'll never now unless you try." Krillin then gave Vegeta the phone.
"Oh all right Midget!" he grabs the phone. "I'll do it." He then called her
"Hello"
"Ahh Hi Bulma? It's Vegeta."
"Oh hello. What is it?"
"Well a I was wondering...ah..will you....go out with me tonight for some thing to eat?"
"Oh I would love to but I'm..a..meeting with an old friend from high school for the reunion tonight. Maybe some other time ok? Bye."
He hangs up the phone. "Maybe some other time then..."
"Oh no you don't!" said Krillin "You are going to do it today. Come on. Let's see if we can catch her before she leaves." They all got in to his car and drove to her house.
"I don't know about this any more." Said Vegeta "I've never been so nervous in my life!"
"Oh come on Vegeta." Said Goku from the back seat "You know she's going to say yes."
"But what if she doesn't?"
"Then you're pretty much screwed."
"Thanks Goku. That made me feel 'so' much better." Just then they saw Bulma walk out of her house with some other guy next to her. He was a huge guy and looked buffer then Vegeta.
"STOP THE DAMN CAR!!!" yelled Vegeta. The car screeched
"Who is that guy?" said Krillin "I've never since him before?"
"Oh that's just a old friend from high school." Said Vegeta as the two of them drove off in her car.
"Oh well its nothing then..he he"
"Ya very convincing Krillin! He's probably her ex from high school or some thing."
"Oh shit." Said Vegeta "She was my one true love and now she gone!"
"Now now Vegeta. Is probably nothing!" said Krillin
"Nothing my ass! I've lost her and that's.......hey..... what's making the car shake?" Just then a big figure came up form the car. Large women with big arms and an ugly face came up.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! ITS BULMA'S MOM!!!!!" yelled Goku. Every one else screamed as well.
"You stay way from my daughter you hear! I may be old and ugly but I know when my daughter is in love, and that guy is the real thing!"
"What? Now listen here you old widow! Me and your daughter have been going out for years! Why would she change her mind now?!"
"Cause she got it throw here big head that Saiyans and humans don't get along! Now beat it!" She then jumped off the car.
"Why that old bicth of a women! I'll beat her so bad to wear......"
"Is he gone?" whisper Goku from the back seat.
"I think so," said Krillin as looked around his car. Just then the car was lifted of the ground. They were upside down in the car looking at Mrs. H holding them in the air.
"This is for calling me a widow and a bicth!"
"Please put us down Mr. H !!" said Goku as all the blood went to the heads.
"AND I'M A WOMAN!!!!"
"What you are doing is illegal Mrs. H!!" yelled Krillin as the car was thrown. The car was thrown all the way to the free way. As they hit the free way they say Bulma's car drive by.
"FALLOW THAT CAR YOU BRAINLESS MIDGET!!!!"
"Ok I'm on it." Krillin started the car and drive after them. He drove as fast as he could but the car was old and crap.
Goku /Vegeta: "Go this way, No that way, what r you stupid! That way this way that way, no the other way.." Krillin was annoyed
"If you don't like the way I drive then you can drive your sel.." Then Goku and Vegeta shared the driver seat and drive half and half while Krillin was thrown to the back seat.
"Drrrrrrrrr.eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr..vom!!!!!" yelled Goku "Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"I'm coming Bulma!!!" They drove all crazy like to where they hit a mini mall parking lot. "Come on we have to follow them! Before I lose her forever!"
"How r we suppose to find her if we don't know where she is?" said Krillin "You two are the worst drivers I've every seen! We lost them about 5 miles off before we hit this wall!"
"Oh shut up Cue ball! Remember she's going to her class reunion thingy? I know were it is! Let's go!" He started to run to past the mini mall."
"Hey isn't it 20 miles from here?" said Goku. Vegeta then stopped running and fell to the floor.
"Oh, I'll never get to ask her! I've lost her! Do you know how it feels to love some one to wear your heart burns like a thousand suns?"
"As I matter of fact I..." said Goku but he way cut of by Vegeta's blow to the face. "Hey! What was that for?"
"I don't know, I'm mad you moron!" Then they got in to a big fist fight.
"You guys stop it! This is no time..." He was then pulled into the fight. "Hey stop..this isn't.....fair!!!"
"Hey you, don't I know you from some where?" said a mysterious girl voice. Krillin was then thrown out of the fight with a black eye and a buries all over. He then saw a beautiful blonde mail lady standing in front of him. She was his neighbor.
"Ahh, Juuhachi? What are you doing here?"
"I work here silly. What are you doing here it a fight? I though you were to shy to leave your house let a lone get in a fight."
"Oh well you see ahh..My friend Vege...." He was pulled into the fight again.
"Well I see that you are busy so I'll just drive off now."
"Wait did you just say 'drive'?" said Vegeta as he and Goku stopped fighting. He had Krillin in a head lock as Goku punched his face one last time. "Can we borrow your car I need to get some where and fast?!"
"You can't brow it, but I'll drive you there. Where to?" said Juuhachi
"To the Congo building, I need to get there as fast as u can!" said Vegeta as he dropped Krillin on the floor.
"Ouch!" said Krillin as he got into the back of the mail truck.
"Thanks for the ride....ah.hey aren't you that girl that lives next to Krillin? I've seen you walk out some times!" blurted Goku
"Ya I am, my name is Juuhachi. I've seen you around more then Krillin." She then looked over to him. "Why are you such a hermit? You scared of me?" she joked
"Well as a matter of fac.."Goku was interrupted by a punch in the gut.
"Ah he he..ah..I just ah don't get along to well with most people." Said Krillin blushing
"I can see."
"Come on! We don't have all day! I need to get there as soon as possible!" yelled Vegeta, "My future wife is on the line!"
"Future Wife? Well Then this is an emergence!" she then put her foot on the gas, Making Goku fall over on top of Krillin and making Krillin fall on Vegeta "You useless human get offa me!"
In a matter of seconds, they were at the Congo building. "Hey I just though of some thing, shouldn't high school reunions be at the HIGH SCHOOL?" said Goku.
"Ya your right but its here I know it! Look there's Bulma walking in!" said Vegeta "Stop the damn car."
"Hey genius I stop the car already. About 5 minutes go!" said Juuhachi
"Oh well sorry then. Thanks for the ride!" said Vegeta as he jumped out of the mail truck.
"See ya around!" said Goku
"Ah..bye.." said Krillin
"Hey Krillin I want to see around more often ok? No more hermit ok?"
"Ah sure Juu-chan, I mean.a..."
"Hey I like that. Juu-chan. It's cool. Well you better go before that guy goes any more crazy." She joked.
"Yeah I know what you mean. Bye" Krillin jumped out of the car and watched Juuhachi drive away.
"Hey dumb ass comes here!" yelled Vegeta "I need help."
"Oh yeah a right coming." Said Krillin "What do you need help with."
"Ok I need for you and Goku to get that guy away form Bulma so I can pop the question."
"Ok well how do we do that?" said Krillin. They though about it for not very long before Goku jumped in excitement.
"Oh I have an idea!" yelled Goku. He ran to the guy with Krillin behind him. "Hey you!"
"Who me?" said the guy
"Yeah you. You see this man!
"Yeah?"
"He thinks you're a pussy!"
"I think his a WHAT?!?" yell Krillin scared
"I'm a WHAT? COME HERE YOU LITTLE...."
"OH CRAP!!!" yelled Krillin as he was being chased. Vegeta and Bulma just stared at them funny like.
"Now Vegeta go to her!"
"Ahh right" Vegeta ran over to Bulma. "Bulma!"
"Vegeta? What going on?"
"Bulma there is some thing I have to ask you!"
"Ok but I have to say some thing first."
"Well ok what is it?"
She pulled out a ring and said "Will you marry me?"
"What?"
"Well will u?"
"Ah yeah of course!" He hugged her tight. "But what is with that guy over there?" He points to the guys beating up Krillin
"Oh him? Oh he's the one that told me to do this. You didn't come to me so he said to come to you."
"Oh well I was just now see." Hey then pulled out his ring and put it on her finger.
"Oh it's so beautiful! I love it Vegeta!"
"This is so nice to witness isn't it, Krillin?" said Goku.
"I..would ..love....to witness...this..but ...I...can't!" he said as he was getting the crap kicked out of him.
"Oh yeah I forgot that. Well I'm hungry. I'm getting some cake!" Goku then walked in side.
"Vegeta...call...this...guy....off please!!! Yelled Krillin
"Shut up Cue ball! I'm busy!" He then looked to Bulma. "Now do u want to walk inside or just stay out here?"
"Let's go inside. It's nicer in there." Said Bulma as they walked in holding each other.
"Somebody...help me!" yelled Krillin as he ran down the street.
"Come back here you stupid bald midget! Who do u think you are, calling me a pussy! Why I'm gonna......" Krillin was chased half the night. Vegeta and Bulma were now on there way to being a happy couple...or so we think....
The End
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ So what do you think? Please tell me if you like it. This is just part one of a small series that I'm doing. Please Review. Thank you for reading it anyway ^_^
Characters
Krillin= Rocko Krillin is a single, bald, short guy living on his own. He is a little nervous about Making his dreams come true. Is shy around the ladies but loves to go out with the guys. He always has bad luck when he goes out though. Is in love with the girl next door but is way to shy to talk to her.
Goku = Heffer Goku is a tall guy living with his parents. He was adopted and is a Saiyan. He is hungry all the time, but isn't very fat. He loves to have a good time and always makes trouble for Krillin. He goes crazy and is a little stupid. He met his girlfriend, ChiChi, at a bar pretending to be a human. Despite that fact she still goes out with him.
Vegeta = Filbert Vegeta is guy who lives by him self in a mobile home. He's not geeky like the real Filbert but since he is Saiyan and not to many people "love" his attitude he's not too big with the ladies or friends. He only has Krillin and Goku cause there the only people crazy enough to talk to him. He falls in love with a girl named Bulma, but her mother hates the fact that they are seeing each other.
Bulma = Dr. H Bulma fell in love with Vegeta's looks first. Then fell in love with him. It took her a long time to but it happened. Her mother hates Saiyans and believes that Humans and Saiyans should not mix. Despite this she and Vegeta still go out.
ChiChi = elk girl, Heffer had a crush on Not much is said or will be said about ChiChi (sorry ChiChi fans) She's Goku's g/f and she loves to party.
Juuhachi = Melba/Alisha (mail lady)
She's Krillin's next door neighbor and his mail man. Can Krillin have it any better? Sadly Krillin has no guts to make the first move. He tries but fails miserably. He may not have to worry though, She just might make the move for him!
First Story: The BIG Question
"This is Stupid! Why am I wasting my time with you two on this! I'm out of here!"
"Just do it Vegeta." Said Krillin
"Ok fine! *ahem* Ah Bulma, I... I love you more then any thing in the whole damn world! Will You Marry Me?"
"No" said Goku in a girlish voice. He then slaps Him in the face.
"Why you little....!" Vegeta then jumps on Goku and then starts to beat the crap out of him.
"Stop it you two!" yelled Krillin "You are acting like kids fighting over a candy or some thing!"
"Oh come on Krillin." Said Goku while his face was being stretch. "We are just having a little fun that's all..ouch!"
"You're just wasting time that's what you're doing! Now get over here and give her a call!"
"I don't think so Cue ball. What If she's not home? Then what?"
"Well you'll never now unless you try." Krillin then gave Vegeta the phone.
"Oh all right Midget!" he grabs the phone. "I'll do it." He then called her
"Hello"
"Ahh Hi Bulma? It's Vegeta."
"Oh hello. What is it?"
"Well a I was wondering...ah..will you....go out with me tonight for some thing to eat?"
"Oh I would love to but I'm..a..meeting with an old friend from high school for the reunion tonight. Maybe some other time ok? Bye."
He hangs up the phone. "Maybe some other time then..."
"Oh no you don't!" said Krillin "You are going to do it today. Come on. Let's see if we can catch her before she leaves." They all got in to his car and drove to her house.
"I don't know about this any more." Said Vegeta "I've never been so nervous in my life!"
"Oh come on Vegeta." Said Goku from the back seat "You know she's going to say yes."
"But what if she doesn't?"
"Then you're pretty much screwed."
"Thanks Goku. That made me feel 'so' much better." Just then they saw Bulma walk out of her house with some other guy next to her. He was a huge guy and looked buffer then Vegeta.
"STOP THE DAMN CAR!!!" yelled Vegeta. The car screeched
"Who is that guy?" said Krillin "I've never since him before?"
"Oh that's just a old friend from high school." Said Vegeta as the two of them drove off in her car.
"Oh well its nothing then..he he"
"Ya very convincing Krillin! He's probably her ex from high school or some thing."
"Oh shit." Said Vegeta "She was my one true love and now she gone!"
"Now now Vegeta. Is probably nothing!" said Krillin
"Nothing my ass! I've lost her and that's.......hey..... what's making the car shake?" Just then a big figure came up form the car. Large women with big arms and an ugly face came up.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! ITS BULMA'S MOM!!!!!" yelled Goku. Every one else screamed as well.
"You stay way from my daughter you hear! I may be old and ugly but I know when my daughter is in love, and that guy is the real thing!"
"What? Now listen here you old widow! Me and your daughter have been going out for years! Why would she change her mind now?!"
"Cause she got it throw here big head that Saiyans and humans don't get along! Now beat it!" She then jumped off the car.
"Why that old bicth of a women! I'll beat her so bad to wear......"
"Is he gone?" whisper Goku from the back seat.
"I think so," said Krillin as looked around his car. Just then the car was lifted of the ground. They were upside down in the car looking at Mrs. H holding them in the air.
"This is for calling me a widow and a bicth!"
"Please put us down Mr. H !!" said Goku as all the blood went to the heads.
"AND I'M A WOMAN!!!!"
"What you are doing is illegal Mrs. H!!" yelled Krillin as the car was thrown. The car was thrown all the way to the free way. As they hit the free way they say Bulma's car drive by.
"FALLOW THAT CAR YOU BRAINLESS MIDGET!!!!"
"Ok I'm on it." Krillin started the car and drive after them. He drove as fast as he could but the car was old and crap.
Goku /Vegeta: "Go this way, No that way, what r you stupid! That way this way that way, no the other way.." Krillin was annoyed
"If you don't like the way I drive then you can drive your sel.." Then Goku and Vegeta shared the driver seat and drive half and half while Krillin was thrown to the back seat.
"Drrrrrrrrr.eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr..vom!!!!!" yelled Goku "Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"I'm coming Bulma!!!" They drove all crazy like to where they hit a mini mall parking lot. "Come on we have to follow them! Before I lose her forever!"
"How r we suppose to find her if we don't know where she is?" said Krillin "You two are the worst drivers I've every seen! We lost them about 5 miles off before we hit this wall!"
"Oh shut up Cue ball! Remember she's going to her class reunion thingy? I know were it is! Let's go!" He started to run to past the mini mall."
"Hey isn't it 20 miles from here?" said Goku. Vegeta then stopped running and fell to the floor.
"Oh, I'll never get to ask her! I've lost her! Do you know how it feels to love some one to wear your heart burns like a thousand suns?"
"As I matter of fact I..." said Goku but he way cut of by Vegeta's blow to the face. "Hey! What was that for?"
"I don't know, I'm mad you moron!" Then they got in to a big fist fight.
"You guys stop it! This is no time..." He was then pulled into the fight. "Hey stop..this isn't.....fair!!!"
"Hey you, don't I know you from some where?" said a mysterious girl voice. Krillin was then thrown out of the fight with a black eye and a buries all over. He then saw a beautiful blonde mail lady standing in front of him. She was his neighbor.
"Ahh, Juuhachi? What are you doing here?"
"I work here silly. What are you doing here it a fight? I though you were to shy to leave your house let a lone get in a fight."
"Oh well you see ahh..My friend Vege...." He was pulled into the fight again.
"Well I see that you are busy so I'll just drive off now."
"Wait did you just say 'drive'?" said Vegeta as he and Goku stopped fighting. He had Krillin in a head lock as Goku punched his face one last time. "Can we borrow your car I need to get some where and fast?!"
"You can't brow it, but I'll drive you there. Where to?" said Juuhachi
"To the Congo building, I need to get there as fast as u can!" said Vegeta as he dropped Krillin on the floor.
"Ouch!" said Krillin as he got into the back of the mail truck.
"Thanks for the ride....ah.hey aren't you that girl that lives next to Krillin? I've seen you walk out some times!" blurted Goku
"Ya I am, my name is Juuhachi. I've seen you around more then Krillin." She then looked over to him. "Why are you such a hermit? You scared of me?" she joked
"Well as a matter of fac.."Goku was interrupted by a punch in the gut.
"Ah he he..ah..I just ah don't get along to well with most people." Said Krillin blushing
"I can see."
"Come on! We don't have all day! I need to get there as soon as possible!" yelled Vegeta, "My future wife is on the line!"
"Future Wife? Well Then this is an emergence!" she then put her foot on the gas, Making Goku fall over on top of Krillin and making Krillin fall on Vegeta "You useless human get offa me!"
In a matter of seconds, they were at the Congo building. "Hey I just though of some thing, shouldn't high school reunions be at the HIGH SCHOOL?" said Goku.
"Ya your right but its here I know it! Look there's Bulma walking in!" said Vegeta "Stop the damn car."
"Hey genius I stop the car already. About 5 minutes go!" said Juuhachi
"Oh well sorry then. Thanks for the ride!" said Vegeta as he jumped out of the mail truck.
"See ya around!" said Goku
"Ah..bye.." said Krillin
"Hey Krillin I want to see around more often ok? No more hermit ok?"
"Ah sure Juu-chan, I mean.a..."
"Hey I like that. Juu-chan. It's cool. Well you better go before that guy goes any more crazy." She joked.
"Yeah I know what you mean. Bye" Krillin jumped out of the car and watched Juuhachi drive away.
"Hey dumb ass comes here!" yelled Vegeta "I need help."
"Oh yeah a right coming." Said Krillin "What do you need help with."
"Ok I need for you and Goku to get that guy away form Bulma so I can pop the question."
"Ok well how do we do that?" said Krillin. They though about it for not very long before Goku jumped in excitement.
"Oh I have an idea!" yelled Goku. He ran to the guy with Krillin behind him. "Hey you!"
"Who me?" said the guy
"Yeah you. You see this man!
"Yeah?"
"He thinks you're a pussy!"
"I think his a WHAT?!?" yell Krillin scared
"I'm a WHAT? COME HERE YOU LITTLE...."
"OH CRAP!!!" yelled Krillin as he was being chased. Vegeta and Bulma just stared at them funny like.
"Now Vegeta go to her!"
"Ahh right" Vegeta ran over to Bulma. "Bulma!"
"Vegeta? What going on?"
"Bulma there is some thing I have to ask you!"
"Ok but I have to say some thing first."
"Well ok what is it?"
She pulled out a ring and said "Will you marry me?"
"What?"
"Well will u?"
"Ah yeah of course!" He hugged her tight. "But what is with that guy over there?" He points to the guys beating up Krillin
"Oh him? Oh he's the one that told me to do this. You didn't come to me so he said to come to you."
"Oh well I was just now see." Hey then pulled out his ring and put it on her finger.
"Oh it's so beautiful! I love it Vegeta!"
"This is so nice to witness isn't it, Krillin?" said Goku.
"I..would ..love....to witness...this..but ...I...can't!" he said as he was getting the crap kicked out of him.
"Oh yeah I forgot that. Well I'm hungry. I'm getting some cake!" Goku then walked in side.
"Vegeta...call...this...guy....off please!!! Yelled Krillin
"Shut up Cue ball! I'm busy!" He then looked to Bulma. "Now do u want to walk inside or just stay out here?"
"Let's go inside. It's nicer in there." Said Bulma as they walked in holding each other.
"Somebody...help me!" yelled Krillin as he ran down the street.
"Come back here you stupid bald midget! Who do u think you are, calling me a pussy! Why I'm gonna......" Krillin was chased half the night. Vegeta and Bulma were now on there way to being a happy couple...or so we think....
The End
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ So what do you think? Please tell me if you like it. This is just part one of a small series that I'm doing. Please Review. Thank you for reading it anyway ^_^