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it!! As long as I have people who like it I will keep going!!
Second Story: The Big Answer
~~Since the beginning of time humans have been timid and sensitive to many subjects. One of the many subjects is love. When it comes to Love the last thing you want to fall in love with is a Saiyan. Saiyan's are blood thirsty creature's who are any thing but sensitive. And every one knows that Saiyans and Humans don't get along. That's just how it is and will be for Century's........~~~~~~
Bulma then woke up form her nightmare. She jumped up from the couch and looked around. Her mom came into the room with her wedding dress. "Well I finished your dress. At least that is out of the way."
"Oh mom!" she grabbed her shoulders "I had the most terrible dream! I dreamed that there was some guy talking about how humans and Saiyans don't go together and it the back round me and Vegeta were fighting like crazy!"
"Don't worry hunny." She then picked up the phone "I'll call that horrible Saiyan and tell him the wedding is off!"
"Mother!" she pulled away the phone. "When will you stop this?!"
"Well that dream was sign! That's what's going to happen to you two! You and that horrible....thing will fight night and day!"
"He is not a thing mother! He's a wonderful man! Yeah he can be mean and rude some times but if you look past that he's a wonderful person."
"He's not a person he is a Saiyan! And Saiyan's and humans don't mix!"
"I know I know, I've heard it more times from the family then I care to!"
"We are just concerned for you Bulma hunny! We want you to be happy." she then gave her the dress to put on. "Why if your dad where here today....." she stopped to think about him. "I'D SMAKE HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!" she swung her arm and fell to the floor.
"Oh mom can you look past Vegeta's race to all the wonders he has to offer a girl?"
Ms.H stopped to think about it. "NO! Now go and but on your dress."
"Yes mother."
A door opens and two guys walk into the room. The room is huge and full of money. A round one million dollars. "Blazes!!" said Krillin as he walked in.
"So how much do u want to borrow?" said Vegeta
"Ahh......only 30 dollars."
"Well I guess, but I don't like leading money."
"Gees Vegeta, How did you get all this money? And why are you still living in a mobile home?"
"Oh I get the money from family and I stay in the mobile home so no one thinks of stealing."
"No wonder he never works."
They walked out of the room that on the other side a wall. They walked out side. "So tonight's your last night single?
"Yeah."
"Ahh....walk......me .....to my car?"
"......Why?"
"......Tradition?"
"That's one gay tradition if you ask me." He said as he walked out the door.
"Get him!" yelled a guy next to him. A group of men and Goku jumped on him.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!" yelled Goku as he and the other guys put Vegeta in the car. "You got the money Krillin?"
"Yeah all 30 dollars! Let's get this party started!!"
"What the hell is going on?!" yelled Vegeta.
"Bachelor party!!!!!" yelled Goku.
There bachelor party was held in a bar in the shape of a plane. It was called "The Saiyan Race." It was run by a man named Frank. He was a Saiyan that wanted to make a bar but instead of selling Beer he would sell ice cream.
"BACHELOR PARTY, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BACHELOR PARTY YEAH!!!!!" yelled Goku as he ate his ice cream as fast as he can.
"This is the best party ever! Thanks...... I guess." Said Vegeta
"No problem." Said Krillin
"Yeah party Whooooooooooo cool man!" said a group of guys
"Who the hell are those guys?" asked Vegeta
"I don't know." Said Krillin "Goku and I though you knew them?"
"Are you nuts? I've never seen these people in my life!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HEY WE NEED MORE ICE CREAM!!" yelled Goku as he had it all over him-self and was dancing on the table. "WE NEED MORE ICE CREAM OVER HERE!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!" he fell off the table and was walking around
"Goku take it easy!" said Krillin
"What's in here?" said Goku as he open the door. It was the cockpit. "Ouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" He jumped on to the set. "Hey look guys I'm a dung flyer mad man!! Whooooooooooooooo!!!!" All of a sudden the plane lift from the air and started to fly.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" yelled Vegeta "WHY IS THE PLAN MOVING?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" yelled Krillin
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the plane then was flying in the air.
It then flew over Bulma's house. Bulma was on the roof looking at the stars.
"What are you doing on the roof hunny?" asked her mom "Are you nuts?"
"No mother I'm just fine and tomorrow before family and friends I'm going to marry the Saiyan I love! Ok?" (A/N in the back round of this scene the plane is flying and Goku is yelling Whoooo.)
"Well Bulma hunny, I've arrange your wedding, made you cake and your dress. You'd think I'd be ok now won't you? But I'm not! I'm your mother and I will do any thing for you. Even if it mean's letting you throw your self away for some useless Saiyan and disgracing your self in front of the whole family. But I will never ever, EVER be ok! OK?"
Bulma then ran off crying. (A/N now back to the plane)
"DRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa duuuuttttttttt VOOOOOOmmmmm!!!!" yelled Goku. At this point he was tied and lying on his back. Krillin and Vegeta were sitting at the controls.
"I don't understand! This plane wasn't meant to fly!" yelled Krillin
"Well strap your-self in. Were out of control!" yelled Vegeta as he put on his seat belt and took the controls. "You call for help."
"Ok." Krillin then picked up the closes thing next to him. "Hello, hello 911, were on a plane that's not meant to fly, we all had too much ice cream and are feeling sick. We need help right away hello?" he then looked at what he was talking into. "Wait this isn't a phone! It's a piggy bank!" He throws it behind him.
"This is getting out of hand!" yelled Vegeta. Goku then chose that moment to kick Vegeta's chair.*kick* "Goku stop it!*kick* Goku knock it off!*kick* GOKU!!! *kick*kick*kick*WHY YOU SON OF A...." he then jumped out of his chair and started to kick the crap out of Goku.
"You guys! I need hell..." He was then pulled into the fight. With all three of them in a fist fight the plane then fly straight to the floor. Lucky it flew straight on Krillin's lawn. The next day they all awoke with a painful head ace, all but Goku. He was up eating ice cream.
*Burp* "Good morning!" said Goku with ice cream all over his face "How bout some break fast?"
"Ahh....not so loud." Said Krillin "I feel like I got hit back a truck."
"I'm never going to a party with you guys as long as I live!" said Vegeta "Hey wait, what time is it?"
"Oh about....." Goku looked at his watch "11:30 I guess"
Vegeta and Krillin: "11:30!!! THE WEDDING!!!!"
All of them at once: "OK YOU DO THIS, I'LL DO THIS, WE HAVE TO HURRY, WEDDING STARTED AN HOUR AGO, OK BYE!!!"
They all ran back to there houses to get ready.
Every one was at the wedding waiting for them to show up.
"Where are they?" said Ms.H. "They were suppose to be here an hour ago! And to make it worst I can't find Bulma ether!"
Vegeta was running as fast as he could to the church. He was nicely dressed in he's black tux. "I hate not having a car! I could get there much faster if I had a damn..."
"Vegeta?!?" yelled some one over head.
"Huh?" Vegeta looked up to see Bulma in her wedding dress sitting on top of a building. "What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the wedding?"
"Well I was thinking about some thing and I think....."
"Hang on!" Vegeta then took the stairs up to the top of the building. "Now what are you trying to tell me?"
"Vegeta, I'm sorry I just can't do it."
"What do you mean 'you can't do it'? You don't want to marry me? Is that want you're trying to tell me?"
"Well............."
People at the wedding were getting very annoyed. Humans on one side, Saiyan on the other. Krillin and Goku got there at the same time. "Were here!" said Goku. Krillin was in a blue tux and Goku was in a bright green tux. "Where is Vegeta? I don't see him?"
"I don't know but the families look as if they are gonna fight soon."
"Well lets try and com them down. Ahh..hey how about I tell you guys a joke!"
"Hey my Saiyan friend's how about a sing a long! 'The yellow roads of Texas..do.de..do..da..do .de..do!'"
It was only about 10 seconds later a fight broke out. "Ah Goku I need help!"
"Well maybe we have any trouble if the humans stayed on there own side!"
"WHAT?" yelled Krillin
"Yeah if the humans would just leave us Saiyan alone we have any problems!" yelled a Saiyan.
"Well its not are fault if you dumb Saiyan's come to flirt with us! You started it all!" yelled a women.
"Oh yeah!"
"YEAH!"
Then an all out fight broke out in the middle of the isle. Krillin and Goku were thrown out of it 5 minutes later. "Nice going Goku! Look what you did!"
"I was just trying to....."
Just then an old man in a wheel chair was hitting Krillin in the head with a cane. "Sorry to bug you sir but are you Krillin?"
"Yes I am."
"Hi my name is Frank. I own 'The Saiyan Race', and I believe you have my plane on your front lawn."
"Oh yeah about that ahh....you see sir.."
Just then they hear a limo come up. Bulma and Vegeta came out of it holding each other.
"There here!" Krillin and Goku yelled.
"Daddy?" yelled Bulma
"Frank?" yelled Ms. H
Goku and Krillin "Bulma dad is a Saiyan?!?"
"That would mean Bulma is half Saiyan any way!" said Goku "that would explain a lot!"
"Daddy!"
"Well hey! Bulma sweet heart! How are you?"
"Daddy this is my husband Vegeta."
"Husband? Vegeta wants going on?" asked Krillin "I thought.."
"Well we decided to get hitched. To keep it simple and not get the family's involved."
"Well this calls for a photo of the new happy couple." Said Mr. H "Now let me see."
"Just you wait Frank!" said Ms. H
"Why look. Is your mother. Still in morning I see!"
"Shut up!"
"Now if you guys would excuse me." Gives his camera to Krillin. "Hold the camera son. There's a battle going on! Charge!!!!!!!!" He then wheeled him- self into battle.
"Wait Frank! I still love you Frank!!! Come back!" Ms. H followed him into the battle.
There was a pause. "That was weird" said Goku.
(A/N the whole next scene is all on a camera)
*Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*beep* KRILLIN: Ok it's on! Hi happy couple! Goku get out of the way I'm trying to film Vegeta and Bulma.
GOKU: So?
KRILLIN: So move!
GOKU: Fine I'll move.
KRILLIN: Ok now on to the happy couple! Hi Bulma and Vegeta!
VEGETA: Fuck off!!!
*beep*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*beep* KRILLIN: Ok let try this again. Hi happy....Goku for the last time move!
GOKU:........
KRILLIN: Thanks. Ok Vegeta and Bulma, You're off on your honey moon! We all hope you have a good time.
BULMA: Thanks Krillin.
VEGETA: Yeah thanks now turn that camera off.
KRILLIN: Oh come on Vegeta just a little more.
VEGETA: NO TURN IT OFF NOW DAMN IT!!!!
KRILLIN: No Vegeta just a little....wait a never mind I'm going to turn it off! Stay away...Put that down! No wai...*CRASH*SMASH*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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How's that for a 'happy couple'? Any way The next one Krillin and Goku decide to go to a Carnival. -_-() REVIEW!!!! Please! I can't write if no one reads. Thank you for reading even if you didn't like it.
Second Story: The Big Answer
~~Since the beginning of time humans have been timid and sensitive to many subjects. One of the many subjects is love. When it comes to Love the last thing you want to fall in love with is a Saiyan. Saiyan's are blood thirsty creature's who are any thing but sensitive. And every one knows that Saiyans and Humans don't get along. That's just how it is and will be for Century's........~~~~~~
Bulma then woke up form her nightmare. She jumped up from the couch and looked around. Her mom came into the room with her wedding dress. "Well I finished your dress. At least that is out of the way."
"Oh mom!" she grabbed her shoulders "I had the most terrible dream! I dreamed that there was some guy talking about how humans and Saiyans don't go together and it the back round me and Vegeta were fighting like crazy!"
"Don't worry hunny." She then picked up the phone "I'll call that horrible Saiyan and tell him the wedding is off!"
"Mother!" she pulled away the phone. "When will you stop this?!"
"Well that dream was sign! That's what's going to happen to you two! You and that horrible....thing will fight night and day!"
"He is not a thing mother! He's a wonderful man! Yeah he can be mean and rude some times but if you look past that he's a wonderful person."
"He's not a person he is a Saiyan! And Saiyan's and humans don't mix!"
"I know I know, I've heard it more times from the family then I care to!"
"We are just concerned for you Bulma hunny! We want you to be happy." she then gave her the dress to put on. "Why if your dad where here today....." she stopped to think about him. "I'D SMAKE HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!" she swung her arm and fell to the floor.
"Oh mom can you look past Vegeta's race to all the wonders he has to offer a girl?"
Ms.H stopped to think about it. "NO! Now go and but on your dress."
"Yes mother."
A door opens and two guys walk into the room. The room is huge and full of money. A round one million dollars. "Blazes!!" said Krillin as he walked in.
"So how much do u want to borrow?" said Vegeta
"Ahh......only 30 dollars."
"Well I guess, but I don't like leading money."
"Gees Vegeta, How did you get all this money? And why are you still living in a mobile home?"
"Oh I get the money from family and I stay in the mobile home so no one thinks of stealing."
"No wonder he never works."
They walked out of the room that on the other side a wall. They walked out side. "So tonight's your last night single?
"Yeah."
"Ahh....walk......me .....to my car?"
"......Why?"
"......Tradition?"
"That's one gay tradition if you ask me." He said as he walked out the door.
"Get him!" yelled a guy next to him. A group of men and Goku jumped on him.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!" yelled Goku as he and the other guys put Vegeta in the car. "You got the money Krillin?"
"Yeah all 30 dollars! Let's get this party started!!"
"What the hell is going on?!" yelled Vegeta.
"Bachelor party!!!!!" yelled Goku.
There bachelor party was held in a bar in the shape of a plane. It was called "The Saiyan Race." It was run by a man named Frank. He was a Saiyan that wanted to make a bar but instead of selling Beer he would sell ice cream.
"BACHELOR PARTY, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BACHELOR PARTY YEAH!!!!!" yelled Goku as he ate his ice cream as fast as he can.
"This is the best party ever! Thanks...... I guess." Said Vegeta
"No problem." Said Krillin
"Yeah party Whooooooooooo cool man!" said a group of guys
"Who the hell are those guys?" asked Vegeta
"I don't know." Said Krillin "Goku and I though you knew them?"
"Are you nuts? I've never seen these people in my life!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HEY WE NEED MORE ICE CREAM!!" yelled Goku as he had it all over him-self and was dancing on the table. "WE NEED MORE ICE CREAM OVER HERE!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!" he fell off the table and was walking around
"Goku take it easy!" said Krillin
"What's in here?" said Goku as he open the door. It was the cockpit. "Ouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" He jumped on to the set. "Hey look guys I'm a dung flyer mad man!! Whooooooooooooooo!!!!" All of a sudden the plane lift from the air and started to fly.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" yelled Vegeta "WHY IS THE PLAN MOVING?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" yelled Krillin
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the plane then was flying in the air.
It then flew over Bulma's house. Bulma was on the roof looking at the stars.
"What are you doing on the roof hunny?" asked her mom "Are you nuts?"
"No mother I'm just fine and tomorrow before family and friends I'm going to marry the Saiyan I love! Ok?" (A/N in the back round of this scene the plane is flying and Goku is yelling Whoooo.)
"Well Bulma hunny, I've arrange your wedding, made you cake and your dress. You'd think I'd be ok now won't you? But I'm not! I'm your mother and I will do any thing for you. Even if it mean's letting you throw your self away for some useless Saiyan and disgracing your self in front of the whole family. But I will never ever, EVER be ok! OK?"
Bulma then ran off crying. (A/N now back to the plane)
"DRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa duuuuttttttttt VOOOOOOmmmmm!!!!" yelled Goku. At this point he was tied and lying on his back. Krillin and Vegeta were sitting at the controls.
"I don't understand! This plane wasn't meant to fly!" yelled Krillin
"Well strap your-self in. Were out of control!" yelled Vegeta as he put on his seat belt and took the controls. "You call for help."
"Ok." Krillin then picked up the closes thing next to him. "Hello, hello 911, were on a plane that's not meant to fly, we all had too much ice cream and are feeling sick. We need help right away hello?" he then looked at what he was talking into. "Wait this isn't a phone! It's a piggy bank!" He throws it behind him.
"This is getting out of hand!" yelled Vegeta. Goku then chose that moment to kick Vegeta's chair.*kick* "Goku stop it!*kick* Goku knock it off!*kick* GOKU!!! *kick*kick*kick*WHY YOU SON OF A...." he then jumped out of his chair and started to kick the crap out of Goku.
"You guys! I need hell..." He was then pulled into the fight. With all three of them in a fist fight the plane then fly straight to the floor. Lucky it flew straight on Krillin's lawn. The next day they all awoke with a painful head ace, all but Goku. He was up eating ice cream.
*Burp* "Good morning!" said Goku with ice cream all over his face "How bout some break fast?"
"Ahh....not so loud." Said Krillin "I feel like I got hit back a truck."
"I'm never going to a party with you guys as long as I live!" said Vegeta "Hey wait, what time is it?"
"Oh about....." Goku looked at his watch "11:30 I guess"
Vegeta and Krillin: "11:30!!! THE WEDDING!!!!"
All of them at once: "OK YOU DO THIS, I'LL DO THIS, WE HAVE TO HURRY, WEDDING STARTED AN HOUR AGO, OK BYE!!!"
They all ran back to there houses to get ready.
Every one was at the wedding waiting for them to show up.
"Where are they?" said Ms.H. "They were suppose to be here an hour ago! And to make it worst I can't find Bulma ether!"
Vegeta was running as fast as he could to the church. He was nicely dressed in he's black tux. "I hate not having a car! I could get there much faster if I had a damn..."
"Vegeta?!?" yelled some one over head.
"Huh?" Vegeta looked up to see Bulma in her wedding dress sitting on top of a building. "What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the wedding?"
"Well I was thinking about some thing and I think....."
"Hang on!" Vegeta then took the stairs up to the top of the building. "Now what are you trying to tell me?"
"Vegeta, I'm sorry I just can't do it."
"What do you mean 'you can't do it'? You don't want to marry me? Is that want you're trying to tell me?"
"Well............."
People at the wedding were getting very annoyed. Humans on one side, Saiyan on the other. Krillin and Goku got there at the same time. "Were here!" said Goku. Krillin was in a blue tux and Goku was in a bright green tux. "Where is Vegeta? I don't see him?"
"I don't know but the families look as if they are gonna fight soon."
"Well lets try and com them down. Ahh..hey how about I tell you guys a joke!"
"Hey my Saiyan friend's how about a sing a long! 'The yellow roads of Texas..do.de..do..da..do .de..do!'"
It was only about 10 seconds later a fight broke out. "Ah Goku I need help!"
"Well maybe we have any trouble if the humans stayed on there own side!"
"WHAT?" yelled Krillin
"Yeah if the humans would just leave us Saiyan alone we have any problems!" yelled a Saiyan.
"Well its not are fault if you dumb Saiyan's come to flirt with us! You started it all!" yelled a women.
"Oh yeah!"
"YEAH!"
Then an all out fight broke out in the middle of the isle. Krillin and Goku were thrown out of it 5 minutes later. "Nice going Goku! Look what you did!"
"I was just trying to....."
Just then an old man in a wheel chair was hitting Krillin in the head with a cane. "Sorry to bug you sir but are you Krillin?"
"Yes I am."
"Hi my name is Frank. I own 'The Saiyan Race', and I believe you have my plane on your front lawn."
"Oh yeah about that ahh....you see sir.."
Just then they hear a limo come up. Bulma and Vegeta came out of it holding each other.
"There here!" Krillin and Goku yelled.
"Daddy?" yelled Bulma
"Frank?" yelled Ms. H
Goku and Krillin "Bulma dad is a Saiyan?!?"
"That would mean Bulma is half Saiyan any way!" said Goku "that would explain a lot!"
"Daddy!"
"Well hey! Bulma sweet heart! How are you?"
"Daddy this is my husband Vegeta."
"Husband? Vegeta wants going on?" asked Krillin "I thought.."
"Well we decided to get hitched. To keep it simple and not get the family's involved."
"Well this calls for a photo of the new happy couple." Said Mr. H "Now let me see."
"Just you wait Frank!" said Ms. H
"Why look. Is your mother. Still in morning I see!"
"Shut up!"
"Now if you guys would excuse me." Gives his camera to Krillin. "Hold the camera son. There's a battle going on! Charge!!!!!!!!" He then wheeled him- self into battle.
"Wait Frank! I still love you Frank!!! Come back!" Ms. H followed him into the battle.
There was a pause. "That was weird" said Goku.
(A/N the whole next scene is all on a camera)
*Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*beep* KRILLIN: Ok it's on! Hi happy couple! Goku get out of the way I'm trying to film Vegeta and Bulma.
GOKU: So?
KRILLIN: So move!
GOKU: Fine I'll move.
KRILLIN: Ok now on to the happy couple! Hi Bulma and Vegeta!
VEGETA: Fuck off!!!
*beep*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*beep* KRILLIN: Ok let try this again. Hi happy....Goku for the last time move!
GOKU:........
KRILLIN: Thanks. Ok Vegeta and Bulma, You're off on your honey moon! We all hope you have a good time.
BULMA: Thanks Krillin.
VEGETA: Yeah thanks now turn that camera off.
KRILLIN: Oh come on Vegeta just a little more.
VEGETA: NO TURN IT OFF NOW DAMN IT!!!!
KRILLIN: No Vegeta just a little....wait a never mind I'm going to turn it off! Stay away...Put that down! No wai...*CRASH*SMASH*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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How's that for a 'happy couple'? Any way The next one Krillin and Goku decide to go to a Carnival. -_-() REVIEW!!!! Please! I can't write if no one reads. Thank you for reading even if you didn't like it.