A/N don't ask why this episode is called Dear John. It's the
name on the TV show!!!! Oh on word!!!!
Forth Story: Dear John
It was a Wednesday morning, Krillin went to get his mail to see if any one R.S.V.P to his party he was having that Friday.
"Wow. Look at this Goku." Said Krillin as he gave him all the letters. 'Every one is coming to my party!"
"Cool. This house party is going to be huge!!"
"Hey Goku....do you hear that?" There was a falling noise coming closer and closer to the house. Then there was a crash! It hit the side of his house.
"Gees Goku that doesn't sound good!"
They ran inside to see a satellite crashed in his kitchen.
"What the heck?"
Then a government official came out of the satellite. "Hello sir, don't be alarmed, I am form the government."
"Oh you're in trouble Krillin!"
"This is not what you think it is....."
"Looks like a satellite." Said Krillin
"Wrong. It's a weather balloon got it?"
"Yes"
"Remember we are the government, we are here to help." he then began to leave with the satellite.
"Hey wait your going to help me redo my kitchen right?"
"No. ok take it away." A crane then went off with the satellite.
"Ah! What am I going to do now!!! I need my kitchen redone before Friday!!"
"Well look at it this way." Pointed Goku "Kitchen's look great with shy roofs!"
"I'm going to call the State contractor." Just then there was a knock on the door.
"Hi I'm Firb. The state contractor."
"Wow, you people get her fast. My kitchen needs to be redone before Friday. Can you do it?"
"Well that's two days form now. Let me take a looks see." He then fallowed Krillin in to his kitchen. He took a good look. Then smirked. Then giggled. Then started to laugh. He then fell down laughing.
"That doesn't sound good Krillin. That sounds like it will be all of money to fix it."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" now what am I going to do!!!!"
"Don't worry! I know this guy TV! He can fix any thing!!" he then dragged Krillin to the TV and turned it on.
*Shhhhhhhhhh* "Well hello there. I'm Bob Bucky Taylor and welcome to my show 'I can probably fix that.' Today we will be teaching u how to make this nice fancy house and stuff in the next half hour. We will be back after this break." *Shhhhhhhhh*
"Hey peoples why don't you come on down to the Conversion center Home show. We have all the latest in home repairs, see the latest in lawn gnomes, Get a foot rub from a sails man, see Bob Bucky Taylor start of 'I can probably fix that.' And See if you can win a new kitchen with me Bob Twichen. So come on down today!!" *Shhhhhhhh*
"Hey Krillin! Let's do that!!! You can just win a kitchen! That's less work then making one!"
They were walking around the center trying to find the "Win a Kitchen." Instead they found men trying to seal the things that broke!
"When are we going to find this stupid...." said Krillin
"Oh look! Hot tubs!!!!" yelled Goku as her ran over to there. "This would be so great to have in your yard!!!"
"Goku come on! I don't have money for any of this! Let's just find the...."
"Oh hey look. There's the win a kitchen right there."
Krillin ran over to it while Goku ran to get some thing to eat. "Ah hi. I'd like to sign up to win a kitchen."
"Well you came to the right place........."
"And welcome back to 'Win a Kitchen.' Here are the 3 final contestants, Krillin, Nutsc Mcnutly and, are retuning champs, a can of bake beans. Here is your last question
How BIG is really, really BIG mans kitchen?"
*Beep*
"Yes Nutsc!"
"Ah......not very big at all Bob."
"No I'm sorry that's wrong."
*Beep*
"Ok Krillin. This is for the win! How BIG is really, really BIG man's kitchen?"
"Ah....really, really?"
*Ding, ding, ding* "Yes! You have won!!!"
"Does that mean I win the kitchen?!"
"Well not all at once, but your well on your way! Johnny tells him what he won."
"It's a SPOON!!! And not just any spoon, this spoon is steal!! Stainless steal!!! Spoon for fleal!!! Same people who brought you fork..."
Krillin sat there with Goku and his spoon. "They said I would have to win the rest of the summer to get the entire kitchen!! I'm doomed!!"
"It is a nice spoon though." Goku looked to the left. "Hey look there's Bob Bucky Taylor's booth! Lets but a book from him and do it are selves!!!"
He ran over to the booth. "Goku wait!! We have no working abilities!"
Goku was looking at the book on Kitchen and Bathrooms. "Look Krillin it says right here, any one can do it."
"That's right my friend" said Bob "And there's a help number is you have any questions."
"Come on Krillin. Let's at least try!!!"
"Well....ah right."
That night they began to make the kitchen. (A/N in this part there and noises all around)
GOKU: First remove outer housing place screw
KRILLIN: *crash*Ouch that was my noggin
GOKU: Ok watch out. I'm going to start hammering stuff now. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch..
KRILLIN: *crash slam*Goku turn the knob counter clock wise...
GOKU: *crash*Ouch, darn it, darn it. Darn it, darn it, OUCH!!!! OUCH!!!! *crash*
KRILLIN: Goku!!! *slam hit crash* GOKU: Ouch What?
KRILLIN: hand me the hammer*crash slam* Ouch no the Hammer!!!!
GOKU: ouch, darn it, ouch!!!
It went on like that all night.
"Well I think were done. It looks just like the picture in the book." Said Krillin
Goku started at the book. "Ah Where does the refrigerator go?"
"He looked around. Uh oh. Some thing wrong!" he looked at the picture in the book. "This is the chap on BATHROOMS!!! WE turned my kitchen into a bathroom!!!"
"Wow. Your right Krillin. It looks like a bathroom."
"Where's that help number I have to call! This book messed us up all the chaps are bathrooms!!"
Krillin then called the number.
That night every one from the show was there.
"So ah what time does your party start tom?"
"Its starts around 8:00 will u be done bye then?"
"Ah yeah. It will take us until then to fix it up."
"Well you be doing the work, Bob?"
"Huh? Oh heck no!!! I don't know a hammer from any thing, this girl does it all." He points to the girl behind him.
"Cool. Krillin you can stay at my place until its fix!" said Goku
"Ok then. See you guys' tom."
Krillin was then kicked out of his house. "Let's go get some burgers or some thing. I'm hungry."
It was now 6:30 on Friday and Krillin was going to his house. "I hope there done! I only have a couple of hours before the party."
He walked though the door.
"Well there you are. We some remolding for ya."
Krillin looked wide eyed. "My living room...its a bathroom!!!*zoom* my closet is a bathroom*zoom*my basement is a bathroom* my ballroom is a bathroom!*zoom* even my bathroom is a bathroom!!!*pause* Well I guess that's ok.*zoom to the living room* There's too many bathroom's!!!"
"Too many bathrooms? You can never have too many!"
"Just get out of my house you wacko!!"
He then left the house. "Damn Krillin! What are you going to do about the party?"
Krillin sat to think. "I got it! Goku call Pizza Face and order a pizza! I have a plain!"
Vegeta and Bulma were on there way to the house. "It will be nice to see your friends again." Said Bulma
"Yeah I guess so." Said Vegeta "I mean I haven't seen them since the wedding."
They knocked on the door. Krillin opened it wearing just a towel. "Hey welcome to the party!"
"Krillin!!! What the hell kind of a party is this?!?"
"It's a theme party. The theme is bathrooms. Here's your towels. There's pizza in the sink and soda's in the tub."
They walked in. Krillin sigh. 'Well at least it's working.'
Half the town was there, eating laughing and dancing.
"Great party Krillin." Said Vegeta a couple hours later.
"Thanks Vegeta."
"Just one thing. I have to wiss but there's people dancing in all the bathrooms."
"Oh. I didn't think of that. Did you try the garage?"
"No." he then left for the garage.
"This is just one weird night." Krillin then went of the dance.
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Well I hope you liked it. I'm tried so I'm going to stop. *-_-zzz* tell me what you think and thank you for reading.
Forth Story: Dear John
It was a Wednesday morning, Krillin went to get his mail to see if any one R.S.V.P to his party he was having that Friday.
"Wow. Look at this Goku." Said Krillin as he gave him all the letters. 'Every one is coming to my party!"
"Cool. This house party is going to be huge!!"
"Hey Goku....do you hear that?" There was a falling noise coming closer and closer to the house. Then there was a crash! It hit the side of his house.
"Gees Goku that doesn't sound good!"
They ran inside to see a satellite crashed in his kitchen.
"What the heck?"
Then a government official came out of the satellite. "Hello sir, don't be alarmed, I am form the government."
"Oh you're in trouble Krillin!"
"This is not what you think it is....."
"Looks like a satellite." Said Krillin
"Wrong. It's a weather balloon got it?"
"Yes"
"Remember we are the government, we are here to help." he then began to leave with the satellite.
"Hey wait your going to help me redo my kitchen right?"
"No. ok take it away." A crane then went off with the satellite.
"Ah! What am I going to do now!!! I need my kitchen redone before Friday!!"
"Well look at it this way." Pointed Goku "Kitchen's look great with shy roofs!"
"I'm going to call the State contractor." Just then there was a knock on the door.
"Hi I'm Firb. The state contractor."
"Wow, you people get her fast. My kitchen needs to be redone before Friday. Can you do it?"
"Well that's two days form now. Let me take a looks see." He then fallowed Krillin in to his kitchen. He took a good look. Then smirked. Then giggled. Then started to laugh. He then fell down laughing.
"That doesn't sound good Krillin. That sounds like it will be all of money to fix it."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" now what am I going to do!!!!"
"Don't worry! I know this guy TV! He can fix any thing!!" he then dragged Krillin to the TV and turned it on.
*Shhhhhhhhhh* "Well hello there. I'm Bob Bucky Taylor and welcome to my show 'I can probably fix that.' Today we will be teaching u how to make this nice fancy house and stuff in the next half hour. We will be back after this break." *Shhhhhhhhh*
"Hey peoples why don't you come on down to the Conversion center Home show. We have all the latest in home repairs, see the latest in lawn gnomes, Get a foot rub from a sails man, see Bob Bucky Taylor start of 'I can probably fix that.' And See if you can win a new kitchen with me Bob Twichen. So come on down today!!" *Shhhhhhhh*
"Hey Krillin! Let's do that!!! You can just win a kitchen! That's less work then making one!"
They were walking around the center trying to find the "Win a Kitchen." Instead they found men trying to seal the things that broke!
"When are we going to find this stupid...." said Krillin
"Oh look! Hot tubs!!!!" yelled Goku as her ran over to there. "This would be so great to have in your yard!!!"
"Goku come on! I don't have money for any of this! Let's just find the...."
"Oh hey look. There's the win a kitchen right there."
Krillin ran over to it while Goku ran to get some thing to eat. "Ah hi. I'd like to sign up to win a kitchen."
"Well you came to the right place........."
"And welcome back to 'Win a Kitchen.' Here are the 3 final contestants, Krillin, Nutsc Mcnutly and, are retuning champs, a can of bake beans. Here is your last question
How BIG is really, really BIG mans kitchen?"
*Beep*
"Yes Nutsc!"
"Ah......not very big at all Bob."
"No I'm sorry that's wrong."
*Beep*
"Ok Krillin. This is for the win! How BIG is really, really BIG man's kitchen?"
"Ah....really, really?"
*Ding, ding, ding* "Yes! You have won!!!"
"Does that mean I win the kitchen?!"
"Well not all at once, but your well on your way! Johnny tells him what he won."
"It's a SPOON!!! And not just any spoon, this spoon is steal!! Stainless steal!!! Spoon for fleal!!! Same people who brought you fork..."
Krillin sat there with Goku and his spoon. "They said I would have to win the rest of the summer to get the entire kitchen!! I'm doomed!!"
"It is a nice spoon though." Goku looked to the left. "Hey look there's Bob Bucky Taylor's booth! Lets but a book from him and do it are selves!!!"
He ran over to the booth. "Goku wait!! We have no working abilities!"
Goku was looking at the book on Kitchen and Bathrooms. "Look Krillin it says right here, any one can do it."
"That's right my friend" said Bob "And there's a help number is you have any questions."
"Come on Krillin. Let's at least try!!!"
"Well....ah right."
That night they began to make the kitchen. (A/N in this part there and noises all around)
GOKU: First remove outer housing place screw
KRILLIN: *crash*Ouch that was my noggin
GOKU: Ok watch out. I'm going to start hammering stuff now. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch..
KRILLIN: *crash slam*Goku turn the knob counter clock wise...
GOKU: *crash*Ouch, darn it, darn it. Darn it, darn it, OUCH!!!! OUCH!!!! *crash*
KRILLIN: Goku!!! *slam hit crash* GOKU: Ouch What?
KRILLIN: hand me the hammer*crash slam* Ouch no the Hammer!!!!
GOKU: ouch, darn it, ouch!!!
It went on like that all night.
"Well I think were done. It looks just like the picture in the book." Said Krillin
Goku started at the book. "Ah Where does the refrigerator go?"
"He looked around. Uh oh. Some thing wrong!" he looked at the picture in the book. "This is the chap on BATHROOMS!!! WE turned my kitchen into a bathroom!!!"
"Wow. Your right Krillin. It looks like a bathroom."
"Where's that help number I have to call! This book messed us up all the chaps are bathrooms!!"
Krillin then called the number.
That night every one from the show was there.
"So ah what time does your party start tom?"
"Its starts around 8:00 will u be done bye then?"
"Ah yeah. It will take us until then to fix it up."
"Well you be doing the work, Bob?"
"Huh? Oh heck no!!! I don't know a hammer from any thing, this girl does it all." He points to the girl behind him.
"Cool. Krillin you can stay at my place until its fix!" said Goku
"Ok then. See you guys' tom."
Krillin was then kicked out of his house. "Let's go get some burgers or some thing. I'm hungry."
It was now 6:30 on Friday and Krillin was going to his house. "I hope there done! I only have a couple of hours before the party."
He walked though the door.
"Well there you are. We some remolding for ya."
Krillin looked wide eyed. "My living room...its a bathroom!!!*zoom* my closet is a bathroom*zoom*my basement is a bathroom* my ballroom is a bathroom!*zoom* even my bathroom is a bathroom!!!*pause* Well I guess that's ok.*zoom to the living room* There's too many bathroom's!!!"
"Too many bathrooms? You can never have too many!"
"Just get out of my house you wacko!!"
He then left the house. "Damn Krillin! What are you going to do about the party?"
Krillin sat to think. "I got it! Goku call Pizza Face and order a pizza! I have a plain!"
Vegeta and Bulma were on there way to the house. "It will be nice to see your friends again." Said Bulma
"Yeah I guess so." Said Vegeta "I mean I haven't seen them since the wedding."
They knocked on the door. Krillin opened it wearing just a towel. "Hey welcome to the party!"
"Krillin!!! What the hell kind of a party is this?!?"
"It's a theme party. The theme is bathrooms. Here's your towels. There's pizza in the sink and soda's in the tub."
They walked in. Krillin sigh. 'Well at least it's working.'
Half the town was there, eating laughing and dancing.
"Great party Krillin." Said Vegeta a couple hours later.
"Thanks Vegeta."
"Just one thing. I have to wiss but there's people dancing in all the bathrooms."
"Oh. I didn't think of that. Did you try the garage?"
"No." he then left for the garage.
"This is just one weird night." Krillin then went of the dance.
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Well I hope you liked it. I'm tried so I'm going to stop. *-_-zzz* tell me what you think and thank you for reading.