Camera Shy
Krillin was in his front yard playing with this new rental camera he got. He hadn't seen his parents in a long time since he moved from Tokyo, so he decided to send them a video of how his life has been going in his new home. He had Goku come by and help him out with the tape. Bad idea!
Goku put the camera to his face then he started to record.
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Goku has the camera upside down. GOKU: ok here we are at fun central! Krillin's house!! Wait...................
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Krillin is now on the side of the camera. Every thing is still out of place. GOKU: Welcome to Krillin's Modern home! Wait......................................
KRILLIN: Goku are you in focus yet?
Goku isn't paying attention and starts to zoom in on Krillin's right eye. GOKU: DreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOMMMMMMM!!!WHOAW!!!!!!!!
KRILLIN: Can we start please? Goku?
GOKU: Fade out! There's a thing of white that covers the scene.
KRILLIN: GOKU!! Please can we focus??
GOKU: Hey Krillin, Do that funny face when your buying eggs!
KRILLIN: What? Oh you mean that funny face when...............
GOKU: yeah, yeah just do the funny face!
KRILLIN: Ok here I go. Just as he's about to do it, his new dog Spunky come up to the camera. Spunky was a good dog, but not the brightest crayon in the crayon box.
GOKU: OH!!! moves the camera from Krillin to Spunky Spunky!! Come here Spunky get in the picture. Dog just stood there. Goku starts to kick it with his foot. Come On move your fat but. Get in there!! Spunky then starts to bit Goku's foot. In reaction he kicks Spunky into the air and spunky hit's Krillin right in the face. Krillin then falls back and hits the floor. Spunky is now standing on top of him. Aw look. One big happy family!
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A little while later Krillin and Goku were sitting in the living room watching the tape. Krillin had an ice pack on his head. After watching the tape, Goku put it back in the camera.
"Goku what am I to do?" asked Krillin "This video tape is crap I can't send it to my parents!"
"Why not it's funny?"
"I'm getting hurt! My parents don't want to see that!"
"Sure they do! I mean come on it's been a while since you've seen them. So show them that you can take pain. Show them that you're a man and won't give into pain!"
Goku then takes the camera and shoves it into Krillin's left eye.
"OUCH!"
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GOKU: He came to America a no body. And now he's a start! He then focus's out on Krillin's eye and on to his face
KRILLIN: Hello mom and dad.wave I'm going to show you a day in the life of me.
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KRILLIN: This is where I....................wait Goku are your filming yet?"
GOKU: yeah, yeah just go!
KRILLIN: Ahem, This is where I........................
GOKU: ACTION!!!!!!
KRILLIN: gives him a dirty look This where I go to work every day. "Kind of a lot O' Comic's. It's kind of smelly and dirty, but the pay is good and I get to read a lot of comics. Just then his boss walks passed the window. Look there's my boss. He's a great guy....................................
KRILLIN'S BOSS: Why aren't you working?!? He gives Krillin a mean glare
KRILLIN: jumps a bit then turns around. Ah B-but, I-it's a Sunday. I don't work on Sun...............
BOSS: GET YOUR LAZY ASS IN HERE!!!!!!! YOU'RE WORKING OVER TIME!!!!
In a flash Krillin runs into the Comic store. He then stares to work behind the counter.
GOKU: walking into the store and this is how are lazy ass works!! He, he, he, he!
KRILLIN: Can it Goku!!!
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There now in the front yard of Krillin's house. They are now recording Spunky KRILLIN: This is my new dog Spunky. I got him about a month ago and he's a great dog! Turns to Spunky Come on Spunky, do that new trick I taught you.
GOKU: What new trick?
KRILLIN: Oh it's great! I taught it to him weeks ago. You got to see it to believe it! Come on Spunky. Do the trick! Spunky just sits there.
GOKU: Maybe he's a sleep.
KRILLIN: No Goku. Come on Spunky do the trick! Spunky then turns to the camera. He then starts to sniff it putting his nose right in the camera's eye. No Spunky!! Spunky do the trick!!! All you can hear is Spunky sniffing the camera. Then Spunky stops and turns his butt to the camera. Oh there he goes!! He's about to do the trick!! Spunky puts his butt closer............and then................
BEEP, BEEPFades to blackBATTERY DEADstatic
After about 3 hours of waiting for the battery to recharge, Krillin, Goku and Vegeta spent 4 hours recording useless stuff. It was now 9:00 at night.
"Well that was useless." Said Krillin "All we did was shoot a bunch of useless crap that my parents won't want to see."
"Well you said you wanted to show them how your life is like and you did!" said Vegeta
Krillin gave him a dirty look. "Funny Vegeta, Well I'm off to bed."
"But the night is young!" said Goku and he put the camera to his face pressing the record button.
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GOKU: We can't stop now! does a close up on Krillin's face
KRILLIN: rubbing his eye Well I can. We've recorded every one and every thing.
VEGETA: Not Juuhachi! Goku then turns the camera over to Juuhachi's house we didn't film your little dream boat that lives next door.
GOKU: He, he, he, yeah your little, what did you once call her, angel that fell into your face?
KRILLIN: No Goku I said fell into my arm....................wait a sec...............Krillin's face starts to blush. He grabs the camera from Goku and turns it off
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"My parents do not need to know about that!!!" Said Krillin still blushing.
"Why not?" said Vegeta
"They just don't!"
"Well can we still use the camera?" asked Goku
"Fine just don't do any thing stupid with it. I need to return it tomorrow."
"Ok we won't."
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KRILLIN: Goodnight!! Krillin then goes back in side the house and shuts the door
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Later on that night Goku and Vegeta were out side Krillin's house next to the window.
"You sure he's going to do it tonight?" asked Vegeta as he looked though the window.
"Yeah, he doses it every night it's like clock work!" Goku then puts the camera up to his face.
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GOKU: Ladies and gentle men, you are about to see the one of the 7 wonders of the world. At about 12:30 pm our buddy Krillin is going to go down the stair case, and grab him-self a glass of milk. Vegeta then turns the camera over to him.
VEGETA: And he's not dress for the occasion, if you know what I mean! He's completely naked!! Goku turns the camera to his face
GOKU: With no cloths on!!
VEGETA: You fat idiot! That's what naked is!
GOKU: Oh, well you heard right! Completely NAKED!!!!
Just then there was some movement in the house. There came Krillin walking down the stair case naked. The only thing he had on was a censored bar. He was whistling down and turned to the kitchen to drink some milk. Vegeta and Goku start to laugh
GOKU: whistlingWEEEWEEHAOOOOO!
Krillin then turns his head. Vegeta and Goku run like crazy away from the house. The Camera is recording the floor as they run.
VEGETA: You big idiot! What you do that for?
GOKU: I don't know, I though it would have been funny! I think he saw us!!
Camera goes out of focusSTOP
The next day Krillin went to return the camera to the video store. He walked though the door and saw the two men he rented the camera from. The two men were twins called the Chameleon brothers. No one on knew for sure, but every one thinks there gay.
"OH looking here brother!" said brother number 1. "It's our little film maker!"
"Yes, and he is returning our camera." Said number 2 "Are you interested in our video editing?"
"Well I don't know..............................."
"Oh come on it will be fabulous!" said number 2
"And artistic!" added number 1
"Well I don't think I can afford it............................"
"Oh come on honey, who's this tape for any way?" said number 1
"My parents."
"Well then it's no time to be cheap." Said number 2 "It's your parents!" He then gave him the slip of paper to sign.
"Well................................ok then," said Krillin as he started to sign it "but nothing to fancy." He then gave them the paper.
The Chameleon brothers then said together "I love this job!!"
Couple of hours later The Chameleon brothers where premiering Krillin's tape at the Café Chameleon, where any body whose anybody is there.
"Ok, ok every one!" said number 2 "This is our new master piece! If you like it you can buy it at the bar." He then puts in the tape in the VCR. It then plays.
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"La Vie MODERNE de pinto"
First they show chose up on Spunky's butt, with some weird funky music in the back round.
NARRATOR: Good morning little pinto......scene changes to the word as they say it.................REGRET..................then the scene goes to Krillin standing there and the camera doing a close up on Krillin's right eye who am I? Am I you? No. I am not you. It then has a close up on some flowers that are blooming. After that it shows Krillin's right eye again. Then Vegeta and Goku's feet as they are running................SORROW...................
Then it shows Goku's face GOKU: NAKED!!!!!!!
Right after that it shows Spunky's nose sniffing the camera.
NARRATOR: Aww Sniffy, sniffy
KRILLIN: Can it Goku!!!!
Then it shows the stair case with Krillin walking down with just the censored bar on getting a glass of milk. The back round sounds are this
GOKU: NAKED!!!!!
KRILLIN: Can it Goku!!!!
GOKU: NAKED!!!!!!
KRILLIN: C-C-C-an, Can, Ca-a-a-n, it Goku!!!
GOKU: NAKED!!!!!
It then showed Spunky's shadow running down a hill with the moon showing NARRATOR: Good night little pinto.
FIN
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Every one is then snapping there fingers in enjoyment.
"Wow," said one man "That was far out!"
"Dude man," said another guy "Like play it again!"
They then pressed the tape in Rewind. As they where doing that Krillin was up stairs at the store looking to get his tape back.
"Hello? Any one here?"
He then looked at the sign on the desk. "'Please go down stairs for Service.' Hmm, I guess there in the Café." He started to head down stairs. Just as he was walking down stairs he saw on the tape Him-self nude walking to get a glass of milk. In seeing this he fell down the stairs. "What the blazes?"
"Look every one!" said number 1 "It's Krillin!"
Every one then turned and started to snap there fingers at him. Krillin stood there and all he could see in his eyes were the censored bars. "What the nut is going on?"
"It's our film!" said number 2
"Film?!? That's my nakedness!!"
"It's our master piece!!" said the two brothers
"Oh Krillin!!" said a voice as it came to Krillin. Krillin turned to see Bulma and Vegeta.
"Bulma!! Vegeta!!"
"Krillin, that was a great film!" said Bulma
"Yeah Krillin, that wasn't that bad." He then started to giggle. "Better you then me."
"Vegeta when did this happen?!" said Krillin as he was blushing.
"Don't ask me, it was Goku's idea."
"How much is the tape?" asked Bulma as she took out her credit card.
"$8,95" said number 1
"WHAT?!?" yelled Krillin "YOUR SELLING THIS?!?"
"I'll take nine copies." Said Bulma.
"WHAT?!?" Krillin's eyes got big. "Tell me how many copies did you make?"
"Only about 11,000." Said number 1
Krillin then ran to Bulma. "Bulma! Please this tape was just meant for my mom and dad! Buy them all! I'll pay you back some how!"
He then ran over to the Chameleon brothers. "She'll buy them all!!!"
"But Krillin honey, we only have 900 copies at the store." Said number 1
"Yeah the other copies have been shipped to other stores all over town." Said number 2
Krillin then fainted.
Hours later Krillin's house was filled from top to bottom in Tapes. Goku was in side counting all the tapes. Krillin then ran in with more tapes.
"Here." Said Krillin "Here are 17 more. How many more tapes do we need?"
"Let's see........................we need 11 more."
"Ok just 11 more."
"Make that ten more." Said Goku
"Wait what?"
Vegeta then just walked in. "Well I got 10 more of these stupid tapes."
"Goku how much more, 10 or 11?" asked Krillin nervously
Goku looked up. "10."
"Phew!!!" said Krillin as he started to relax.
"I sent one off to the Tokyo film festival."
"YOU DID WHAT?!?" yelled Krillin as he ran out side and hit the mail box. The mail then fell out.
"Krillin!" yelled Goku as he walked out of the house. "The mail is here." He picked up the mail and looked at it. "Hey this one is from your Parents."
"My parents?" said Krillin as he took it from Goku. He opened the letter and read it out loud. "Dear Son,
We just came back from the film festival. My where we surprised. We are so proud of you. Please sign these censored bars for our friends. Here is $10.00 American to buy your self a robe. We love you very much BooBoo."
"BOOBOO?!?" said Vegeta and Goku together. They then started to laugh.
Krillin then started to continue reading "Love Mom and Dad! I don't believe it!!!!"
"Well listen to this!" Said Goku "From the film board of Tokyo. We are please to inform.............blah, blah........................WE WON!!!!!!"
"Look here is a check!" said Vegeta.
Krillin stood there wide eye. "I don't believe it."
Later on they were all in the house. "Aw do we have to erase all of them?" said Goku.
"Yep. Every last one." Said Krillin "Vegeta put in the tape."
"Ok." Vegeta then goes to pick up the tape. He looks at it and said "What a sec. This tape isn't yours!"
"What?" said Krillin
"This is an aerobics tape!"
Krillin went wide eyed. "Well who has the last tape?!?"
Juuhachi was sitting down in her family room watching the new tape she just bought called "La Vie MODERNE de pinto"
"Oh my Kami!" said Juuhachi as she stared at Krillin walking down the stairs. She then started to giggle. "Well........................." She said with a blush and a smile. "I guess big things do come in small packages."
I know, I know, That took a long time to write and update. Hope you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading my story.