I'm baaaaaack.....
(Zephyr) So...?
...With an attempt at a humor fic!!
(Zephyr) AHHHHHH!!!
That's right, Sunvivor. Try and guess the parody.
(Zephyr) Mario Bros. and Digimon!
... ... ...
(Zephyr) I was right!!
Please, skip to the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun. And in case you're wondering, it's a parody of Survivor and Golden Sun.
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Day Number: One
Time: Noon
Setting: Large Cruise Boat
Garet, Isaac, Ivan and Felix are lounging on deck
Ivan: Man, Ivan of Vault really hooked us up this time!
Felix: You can say that again!
Garet: I wonder why we weren't supposed to bring any baggage?
Isaac: Who knows? All I care about is that I got free shampoo!
Ivan: Wierd...I got a million dollars in cash and a puppy.
Felix, Isaac and Garet stare at Ivan
Ivan: Kidding! Ahem
Isaac: Where are the girls anyways?
Garet: Who knows? Knowing them, they're probably off getting a manicure...
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Day Number: One
Time: Noon
Setting: Large Room On Cruise Ship
Mia, Sheba, Jenna, Feizhi and Master Hama are getting a manicure
Mia: Ahhh...this is the life!
Sheba: Yep. I could live like this every day for a while!
Master Hama: I wonder why I'm here?
Feizhi: This manicure sucks.
Jenna: Is flaming manicurer YOU CALL THAT A MANICURE!?
Mia: Jenna, we're supposed to be relaxing...
Jenna: I know, I find flaming people relaxing.
Voice Over Loudspeaker: Will all V.I.P. passengers please report to the deck.
Sheba: That's us.
Mia: Let's go.
All of the girls walk out
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Day Number: One
Time: 12:10 PM
Setting: Deck Of Cruise Ship
Everyone is siting on the deck, waiting, some more patiently then others
Jenna: Is flaming Garet YOU ARE SUCH A MORON!!
Garet: Is burned to a crisp What did I do!?
Jenna: Nothing, I'm just tired of waiting and wanted to blow some steam...
Ivan of Vault pops out of nowhere floating on a keyboard
Isaac: Dude...the keyboard thing is SO cliché!!
Ivan Of Vault: Dances around on keyboard. Isaac is suddenly covered in spiders
Isaac: AHHH!! OH MY GAWD! MAKE IT STOP!!
Jenna: Don't worry! I'll help you! Send molten lava towards Isaac
Mia: No! I will! Send a stream of water towards Isaac
The water ends up cooling the lava and hardening it. The result? Isaac is in a block of earth
Ivan Of Vault: Any one else got problems with my ways of the author?
All of the shake their heads, except Isaac, who is bieng chisled out of the earth by a manicurer using a nail file
Ivan Of Vault: Good...now for your challenge. You see that island over there? Points towards strange yet familiar island Most of you have been there before.
Garet: NO...it can't be...
Mia: That would be evil...
Ivan: You wouldn't...
Isaac can't talk, so he grunts
Ivan Of Vault: Yes...it's CROSSBONE I-wait, no it's Sunshine Paradise Isle.
Ivan, Mia and Garet: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Day Number: One
Time: 3:00 PM
Setting: Beach on Sunshine Paradise Isle.
Ivan of Vault: You all know the rules of Sunvivor, I take it?
All: Nooo...
Ivan: Well, then, you're screwed. Bye! Dissapears
Isaac: Is chisled out Curse you Ivan Of Vault.....CUUUURSE YOOOUUUUU!!!!
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(Zephyr) O.O
Woah...I shocked my muse. Awsome!!
(Zephyr) You MUST be joking.
Nope.
(Zephyr) I have a Vanilla Coooke....
NOOOO!!!!
Please review...for all you know, I might not be able to read them...
(Zephyr) So...?
...With an attempt at a humor fic!!
(Zephyr) AHHHHHH!!!
That's right, Sunvivor. Try and guess the parody.
(Zephyr) Mario Bros. and Digimon!
... ... ...
(Zephyr) I was right!!
Please, skip to the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun. And in case you're wondering, it's a parody of Survivor and Golden Sun.
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Day Number: One
Time: Noon
Setting: Large Cruise Boat
Garet, Isaac, Ivan and Felix are lounging on deck
Ivan: Man, Ivan of Vault really hooked us up this time!
Felix: You can say that again!
Garet: I wonder why we weren't supposed to bring any baggage?
Isaac: Who knows? All I care about is that I got free shampoo!
Ivan: Wierd...I got a million dollars in cash and a puppy.
Felix, Isaac and Garet stare at Ivan
Ivan: Kidding! Ahem
Isaac: Where are the girls anyways?
Garet: Who knows? Knowing them, they're probably off getting a manicure...
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Day Number: One
Time: Noon
Setting: Large Room On Cruise Ship
Mia, Sheba, Jenna, Feizhi and Master Hama are getting a manicure
Mia: Ahhh...this is the life!
Sheba: Yep. I could live like this every day for a while!
Master Hama: I wonder why I'm here?
Feizhi: This manicure sucks.
Jenna: Is flaming manicurer YOU CALL THAT A MANICURE!?
Mia: Jenna, we're supposed to be relaxing...
Jenna: I know, I find flaming people relaxing.
Voice Over Loudspeaker: Will all V.I.P. passengers please report to the deck.
Sheba: That's us.
Mia: Let's go.
All of the girls walk out
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Day Number: One
Time: 12:10 PM
Setting: Deck Of Cruise Ship
Everyone is siting on the deck, waiting, some more patiently then others
Jenna: Is flaming Garet YOU ARE SUCH A MORON!!
Garet: Is burned to a crisp What did I do!?
Jenna: Nothing, I'm just tired of waiting and wanted to blow some steam...
Ivan of Vault pops out of nowhere floating on a keyboard
Isaac: Dude...the keyboard thing is SO cliché!!
Ivan Of Vault: Dances around on keyboard. Isaac is suddenly covered in spiders
Isaac: AHHH!! OH MY GAWD! MAKE IT STOP!!
Jenna: Don't worry! I'll help you! Send molten lava towards Isaac
Mia: No! I will! Send a stream of water towards Isaac
The water ends up cooling the lava and hardening it. The result? Isaac is in a block of earth
Ivan Of Vault: Any one else got problems with my ways of the author?
All of the shake their heads, except Isaac, who is bieng chisled out of the earth by a manicurer using a nail file
Ivan Of Vault: Good...now for your challenge. You see that island over there? Points towards strange yet familiar island Most of you have been there before.
Garet: NO...it can't be...
Mia: That would be evil...
Ivan: You wouldn't...
Isaac can't talk, so he grunts
Ivan Of Vault: Yes...it's CROSSBONE I-wait, no it's Sunshine Paradise Isle.
Ivan, Mia and Garet: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Day Number: One
Time: 3:00 PM
Setting: Beach on Sunshine Paradise Isle.
Ivan of Vault: You all know the rules of Sunvivor, I take it?
All: Nooo...
Ivan: Well, then, you're screwed. Bye! Dissapears
Isaac: Is chisled out Curse you Ivan Of Vault.....CUUUURSE YOOOUUUUU!!!!
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(Zephyr) O.O
Woah...I shocked my muse. Awsome!!
(Zephyr) You MUST be joking.
Nope.
(Zephyr) I have a Vanilla Coooke....
NOOOO!!!!
Please review...for all you know, I might not be able to read them...