Note/disclaimer: I dun own these characters. Blah blah blah, some legal
shit, ect ect, but the story IS mine, so dun take it. Luvz to all, CAHLAY.
Now, to da story, er, chappy 2!!!!!!!!
The Zelda, Mario, Falco, DK, and Roy team were assigned to the *shudders* bedroom.... *nasty thoughts run thru head* (heh heh, stop it you!!) *beats self w/ lead pipe*
*The team go O_o*
OK, so anyway, they explore for a while w/o anything heh heh, "interesting" happening, when Zelda discovers a door.
"Come on! I think we should check this out b/c anything is better than being stuck in a bedroom with *Zel shudders* you guys," Zel encourages them. Roy continues his staring at her(oh, did I mention, he has been staring at her since she intro'ed herself waaaaaaaay back in chappy 1. Me say someone have crush! :} *cackle*), and Zel is fuggin' PO'ed!! As she turns to face him, she transforms into Shiek. "What?! What is it about me that you, Red-Haired One, cannot stop staring? Release your eyes from my body before I brandish my chain!" (gee, she be talkin' more princessly than usual...hmmm..)
*Roy snaps out of it* "Uh, yes, *clears throat* I was just about to erm, escort you through the door, but I became lost in thought at.... *looks around for an excuse* all the dust in this room," he stuttered, making up 99.9% of the statement, except the lost in thought part(oooooooh, what WAS he thinking about BESIDES dust? hmmmm, I wonder....). *Shiek becomes Zelda again*
"Well then, Red-Haired One, feel free to *ahem* 'escort' me through this door." *Zel offers Roy her arm* "C'mon, I'm waiting..."
Roy is both astonished and ecstatic that the Great Princess Zelda is allowing him, of all people, to touch her. Mario, Falco, and DK share a laugh.
"Roy hair is red as face!" DK gasps through roaring guffaws.
Upon mention of his face coloring, Roy's face grows ever redder. Zelda can't help but giggle sympathetically, Falco and Mario have both pissed their pants from laughing so hard, Poor Roy's face is as red as a Maximum Tomato, and DK keeps on repeating, "Roy hair is red as face!"
And they never go through the door. Tsk tsk.
While THAT very interesting team tittered at the way Roy blushed so easily, the remaining four, Dr. Mario, Mr. Game And Watch(let's just call him MGAW, for my hands' sake =^_^=), Yoshi, and Pichu somehow ended up having to scour the attic for anything interesting.
"Oh!! I find door! I find door!" Pichu yelled after about five seconds of searching. The others came rushing.
"I better do a checkup(no pun intended)," Dr. Mario told them all. He put his stethoscope to the door. "Omigosh! I hear-a voices, ah, hmmm, WHAT?!"
"WHAT what what?" the rest chorused.
Dr. Mario turned back to them. "They say that... that all of the others have... met before... but..." *Doc puts the stethoscope back to the door* "They beat them into submission, but then.... something...wrong.....no, they...remembered... so they.... used memory drugs...to.... make sure they would never remember.....but they're thinking of doing it again?!" *Doc took the stethoscope off the door* "This is their-a mansion. They made a video game for-a people and they will do it again!"
"Huh. Wouldn't you know," MGAW said, astonished.
"Maybe we should burst in!" Yoshi suggested.
"Meep. It worth try. Meep," Pichu agreed.
"Wait. Perhaps we should tell the others before we get our asses whooped. Backup, y'know?" Yoshi suggested.
"Agreed. I'll stay here and keep guard. you guys go," MGAW ordered them. It was only sensible for him to stay, as he looked the most like a shadow.
"Okay. G'bye. We will be back-a, and will bring-a the rest," Dr. Mario told him.
They, Dr. Mario, Pichu, and Yoshi, fled down the attic stairs to find the others. They caught up with Zel's group first.
"I *pant pant* ran all-a this way to find you guys, *pant pant*" Doc explained through gasps.
"Damn, you have to work out more," Luigi critiqued, dragging Marth and Y'Link through the door in separate hands, keeping them from ripping each other apart. Following closely, Kirby and Jigglypuff admired each other.
"What happened to you two?" Zel asked, helping Y'Link up and ignoring Marth's requests for her to help HIM up, too.
"Oh, Y'Link here just FUCKED EVERYTHING UP!!!" Marth accused Y'Link.
"DID NOT!!!" Y'Link yelled back at him(the two fine male specimens did not get along, obviously), and proceeded to attack Marth.
Zel caught him in mid-sprint. "No, sweetie," she cooed. "You told me you weren't going to do that anymore, right?" She pinched his cheek.
"Women," Y'Link grumbled, annoyed that he couldn't beat the stupidity out of Marth so he'd be just a LITTLE intelligent(oh, Marth is cool. I like him; Y'Link dun't. jes clearin' dat up).
At just that moment, a girl w/ long black hair sauntered through the door. Y'Link was utterly entranced. She looked like a teenager, but wasn't, he just knew. Her eyes sparkled as he admired her, in her radiating beauty and porcelain skin. He felt a funny feeling in his stomach, like the bread he'd had for breakfast at Saria's house was battling with the blue potion he'd drank before he was sucked here; in there, in his stomach, the war of all foods raged. "Omigod, omigod, omigod, she's soooooooooooooooooooooo pretty! I wonder... how she'd look in something less concealing... omigod she's hot. Ok, she must be hot with out all of those heavy winter clothes on... with out ANY clothes on... yeah. Holy fuck she's so hot!!" Y'Link thought as he pictured her w/o any clothes on...(ughh... gross... Y'Link!! that's nasty!!)
She was having the same reaction upon seeing HIM. They gazed at each other for a long moment. The omelette she'd had eaten for breakfast dropped to the pit of her stomach, causing "belly bugs," as her brother called them, to erupt, which only made her stomach feel worse. "Man, I've never felt like this before, is something wrong? How come when I look at this boy, I feel as though my stomach is a meadow full of bubbly butterflies? What IS it about him?" she thought, ogling intently at the blond elf-boy, who only gawked back, equally lost in thought.
"Yo," Link snapped his fingers in front of Y'Link's face. He snapped out of it.
"What?" he whined, annoyed at his elder.
"The last group found a door and heard somebody behind it or something. Now every one has to go," Link explained, eyeing him, suspicious of everything. "Why were you staring at Nana?"
"So that's her name," Y'Link muttered absent-mindedly.
Link's eyes went wide. He pointed to his younger self. "You like her! I knew it! I knew it when she walked in the room!" With that said, Link went off to tell some friend he'd probably made. "I'm such a dumb bastard," he thought. "More blond older than younger(I have NOTHING against blonds; I AM blond, for fuck sake, but still we ARE kind of stupid, esp. the blonds that DYE their hair, which is something I AM against. bleh), heh. Maybe someday I'll beat myself up. Heh, that'd be fun. Heh..." Y'Link noticed Nana's brother Popo telling her something. He listened, but he was saying the same thing Link had said to him.
"Well, it looks like we're not alone," Y'Link heard someone say. "We all have to go face the music now."
"Fuck, that doesn't sound too good," Nana said from behind him, hoping to make at least a LITTLE conversation with the elf-boy.
Y'Link shook his head. "Nope."
So that's chappy two. You like? Then REVIEW! I will accept flames, so flame me all you want!!! Chappy three is done.... when I get 10 reviews/flames, I'll put it up..... *cackles as everyone rushes to review* and if you don't review then you will die!!!!!!
*a pointed icicle lands on the head of an unsuspecting non-reviewer, killing him*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I told you! *disappears in a cloud*
Now, to da story, er, chappy 2!!!!!!!!
The Zelda, Mario, Falco, DK, and Roy team were assigned to the *shudders* bedroom.... *nasty thoughts run thru head* (heh heh, stop it you!!) *beats self w/ lead pipe*
*The team go O_o*
OK, so anyway, they explore for a while w/o anything heh heh, "interesting" happening, when Zelda discovers a door.
"Come on! I think we should check this out b/c anything is better than being stuck in a bedroom with *Zel shudders* you guys," Zel encourages them. Roy continues his staring at her(oh, did I mention, he has been staring at her since she intro'ed herself waaaaaaaay back in chappy 1. Me say someone have crush! :} *cackle*), and Zel is fuggin' PO'ed!! As she turns to face him, she transforms into Shiek. "What?! What is it about me that you, Red-Haired One, cannot stop staring? Release your eyes from my body before I brandish my chain!" (gee, she be talkin' more princessly than usual...hmmm..)
*Roy snaps out of it* "Uh, yes, *clears throat* I was just about to erm, escort you through the door, but I became lost in thought at.... *looks around for an excuse* all the dust in this room," he stuttered, making up 99.9% of the statement, except the lost in thought part(oooooooh, what WAS he thinking about BESIDES dust? hmmmm, I wonder....). *Shiek becomes Zelda again*
"Well then, Red-Haired One, feel free to *ahem* 'escort' me through this door." *Zel offers Roy her arm* "C'mon, I'm waiting..."
Roy is both astonished and ecstatic that the Great Princess Zelda is allowing him, of all people, to touch her. Mario, Falco, and DK share a laugh.
"Roy hair is red as face!" DK gasps through roaring guffaws.
Upon mention of his face coloring, Roy's face grows ever redder. Zelda can't help but giggle sympathetically, Falco and Mario have both pissed their pants from laughing so hard, Poor Roy's face is as red as a Maximum Tomato, and DK keeps on repeating, "Roy hair is red as face!"
And they never go through the door. Tsk tsk.
While THAT very interesting team tittered at the way Roy blushed so easily, the remaining four, Dr. Mario, Mr. Game And Watch(let's just call him MGAW, for my hands' sake =^_^=), Yoshi, and Pichu somehow ended up having to scour the attic for anything interesting.
"Oh!! I find door! I find door!" Pichu yelled after about five seconds of searching. The others came rushing.
"I better do a checkup(no pun intended)," Dr. Mario told them all. He put his stethoscope to the door. "Omigosh! I hear-a voices, ah, hmmm, WHAT?!"
"WHAT what what?" the rest chorused.
Dr. Mario turned back to them. "They say that... that all of the others have... met before... but..." *Doc puts the stethoscope back to the door* "They beat them into submission, but then.... something...wrong.....no, they...remembered... so they.... used memory drugs...to.... make sure they would never remember.....but they're thinking of doing it again?!" *Doc took the stethoscope off the door* "This is their-a mansion. They made a video game for-a people and they will do it again!"
"Huh. Wouldn't you know," MGAW said, astonished.
"Maybe we should burst in!" Yoshi suggested.
"Meep. It worth try. Meep," Pichu agreed.
"Wait. Perhaps we should tell the others before we get our asses whooped. Backup, y'know?" Yoshi suggested.
"Agreed. I'll stay here and keep guard. you guys go," MGAW ordered them. It was only sensible for him to stay, as he looked the most like a shadow.
"Okay. G'bye. We will be back-a, and will bring-a the rest," Dr. Mario told him.
They, Dr. Mario, Pichu, and Yoshi, fled down the attic stairs to find the others. They caught up with Zel's group first.
"I *pant pant* ran all-a this way to find you guys, *pant pant*" Doc explained through gasps.
"Damn, you have to work out more," Luigi critiqued, dragging Marth and Y'Link through the door in separate hands, keeping them from ripping each other apart. Following closely, Kirby and Jigglypuff admired each other.
"What happened to you two?" Zel asked, helping Y'Link up and ignoring Marth's requests for her to help HIM up, too.
"Oh, Y'Link here just FUCKED EVERYTHING UP!!!" Marth accused Y'Link.
"DID NOT!!!" Y'Link yelled back at him(the two fine male specimens did not get along, obviously), and proceeded to attack Marth.
Zel caught him in mid-sprint. "No, sweetie," she cooed. "You told me you weren't going to do that anymore, right?" She pinched his cheek.
"Women," Y'Link grumbled, annoyed that he couldn't beat the stupidity out of Marth so he'd be just a LITTLE intelligent(oh, Marth is cool. I like him; Y'Link dun't. jes clearin' dat up).
At just that moment, a girl w/ long black hair sauntered through the door. Y'Link was utterly entranced. She looked like a teenager, but wasn't, he just knew. Her eyes sparkled as he admired her, in her radiating beauty and porcelain skin. He felt a funny feeling in his stomach, like the bread he'd had for breakfast at Saria's house was battling with the blue potion he'd drank before he was sucked here; in there, in his stomach, the war of all foods raged. "Omigod, omigod, omigod, she's soooooooooooooooooooooo pretty! I wonder... how she'd look in something less concealing... omigod she's hot. Ok, she must be hot with out all of those heavy winter clothes on... with out ANY clothes on... yeah. Holy fuck she's so hot!!" Y'Link thought as he pictured her w/o any clothes on...(ughh... gross... Y'Link!! that's nasty!!)
She was having the same reaction upon seeing HIM. They gazed at each other for a long moment. The omelette she'd had eaten for breakfast dropped to the pit of her stomach, causing "belly bugs," as her brother called them, to erupt, which only made her stomach feel worse. "Man, I've never felt like this before, is something wrong? How come when I look at this boy, I feel as though my stomach is a meadow full of bubbly butterflies? What IS it about him?" she thought, ogling intently at the blond elf-boy, who only gawked back, equally lost in thought.
"Yo," Link snapped his fingers in front of Y'Link's face. He snapped out of it.
"What?" he whined, annoyed at his elder.
"The last group found a door and heard somebody behind it or something. Now every one has to go," Link explained, eyeing him, suspicious of everything. "Why were you staring at Nana?"
"So that's her name," Y'Link muttered absent-mindedly.
Link's eyes went wide. He pointed to his younger self. "You like her! I knew it! I knew it when she walked in the room!" With that said, Link went off to tell some friend he'd probably made. "I'm such a dumb bastard," he thought. "More blond older than younger(I have NOTHING against blonds; I AM blond, for fuck sake, but still we ARE kind of stupid, esp. the blonds that DYE their hair, which is something I AM against. bleh), heh. Maybe someday I'll beat myself up. Heh, that'd be fun. Heh..." Y'Link noticed Nana's brother Popo telling her something. He listened, but he was saying the same thing Link had said to him.
"Well, it looks like we're not alone," Y'Link heard someone say. "We all have to go face the music now."
"Fuck, that doesn't sound too good," Nana said from behind him, hoping to make at least a LITTLE conversation with the elf-boy.
Y'Link shook his head. "Nope."
So that's chappy two. You like? Then REVIEW! I will accept flames, so flame me all you want!!! Chappy three is done.... when I get 10 reviews/flames, I'll put it up..... *cackles as everyone rushes to review* and if you don't review then you will die!!!!!!
*a pointed icicle lands on the head of an unsuspecting non-reviewer, killing him*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I told you! *disappears in a cloud*