Note/ disclaimer: I'm tired of writing disclaimers but I dun own these
pplz, I just WISH I did: Roy would be my
ssssllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^_^= ok,
now
TO CHAPPY THREE!
After everyone went to the bedroom for a brief meeting, they stumbled in an almost-but-not-quite single file line. The kids, that would be Ness, Nana, Popo, and Y'Link, followed at the end. Nana was getting very uncomfortable, as Ness was fixing his crossed eyes on her. Finally, she smashed him over the head with Popo's hammer, for she had forgotten her own. Popo and Y'Link struggled not to laugh: Popo thought his sister was an ass, and Y'Link was trying to make a good impression on the lovely, though sometimes funny, girl. Ness howled until Link came back and taped his mouth shut.
"Ok, which one of you made him cry?" Link asked as he brandished the tape, prepared to wrap the troublemaker up.
Captain Falcon stumbled out of a closet. "Yaou, Baby, I did it!! Everyone howls when I'm around!"
Link and Y'Link attacked the idiot at the exact same second. Five minutes later, Marth, Roy, Link and Fox were carrying a very taped-up against his will Captain Falcon. He tried to scream through the tape blanket he was mummified in, but the attempt was futile. All of them continued to march while poking fun at Captain Falcon. A few minutes later and they were all up in the attic, with everything from elf ears to fox ears pressed up against the door.
Fox sighed with disgust. "Let's just go in, zey von't mind!"
The rest murmured in agreement. "Fine. I'll go first-" Link started, but was interrupted by Zel.
"Wait! Before you die, I wanted to do this," Zel admitted, and French- kissed him for more than twenty seconds. Some awwed, some ughed, and some, mostly kids, disemboweled themselves. Zel's and Link's cheeks flushed as Zel retreated and Link turned the doorknob. Opening the door, he peered in.
The crowd waited in anxious excitement. Link jumped in the door, sword drawn, and it slammed shut. Silence followed. Then they heard Link laughing his ass off. "WHAT?!" Link half-screamed and half-laughed, gasping for air. "YOU WHAT?!"
"Fuck this," Y'Link muttered, and burst in the door, too. Soon both Links were guffawing hard. Y'Link, Link, and two oversized hands came out of the door. Y'Link wiped away tears of laughter, as Link chuckled to himself, his face crimson.
MGAW, who no one had noticed because he was essentially a shadow, jumped out of a dark corner. "HAW-SHAW!" he yelled, slashing madly with an old sword.
"What the HELL is your problem?" one of the hands, the right one to be exact, yelled, picking up MGAW, crunching him up, and throwing him down. "We will be peaceful this time. Now, would every one please sign these contracts?" The hand passed around three pieces of paper and two pens. "Oh, and please keep your writing neat."
Y'Link took his place beside Nana. The contract entered her hands, and she signed it, with neat, small strokes of the red pen, making the perfect name, Nana.
"You write well," Y'Link commented, admiring her artistic style.
Nana smiled and passed the paper and pen to him. He signed it in his native Hylian language. It wasn't neat, b/c he could read fine, but never had much practice w/ writing. Nana admired it anyway.
"Wow," she thought. "He can speak English AND some other language? That is SO cool." "What's that, like, language you were writing your name in?" Nana inquired, watching the paper as it made its way to Gannondorf.
"Hylian. It's a pretty cool language, kinda like cool," he replied, growing ever happier that he'd made friends with Nana back in the bedroom(heh, that didn't sound right, heh).
Nana grinned. "Ya. It looks, like, really awesome."
Across the attic, Bowser admired Gannondorf. "Aww, he is so marvelous. Everything I couldn't be. The perfect villain, that's what he is... perfect in every way," Bowser reflected.
Roy took his gorgeous Bishounen eyes off Zel long enough to spot Bowser sighing heavily and batting his eyelashes at Gannondorf. "What the Hell?" he thought, amazed. "That is just NOT right! Bowser's gay!"
Looking about, the red-haired bishie waved his arms frantically at Marth. "Yo man! C'mere!"
Marth trotted over to his really....hot... friend. "What?"
"Bowser's gay!" the hottie whispered, turning Marth towards Bowser, who still fantasized about Gannondorf.
Dropping his jaw, Marth turned back to his FREAKING HOT friend. "Man, that is so fucked up. You wanna go get high?"
"No," the adorable, hot, appealing, nice-assed Roy answered, annoyed. "You go ahead. I'll be down in a few."
"Ok, I'll go see where the big hand guy and his friend want us to stay." With that, Marth jogged to the hand, asked it something, and was pushed aside by it.
"Ok, all of you. Listen to me now, b/c I'm not gonna say this again," the right hand announced, drawing the attention of all the eyes in the attic. "Good. Now, the east end is the girls' dorm, and the west end is the boys'. You MUST stay in your own dorm room, unless you are invited into another dorm. If you are found in a dorm that you were not invited into, you will pay a dear price." Everyone exchanged glances. "Each day, you are expected to wake at nine 'o clock, no later. The breakfast hall is in the middle of the mansion, on the first floor, the lounge rooms in each wing, the main lounge rooms are on the second floor, directly above the breakfast hall, and I'm sure MOST of you will be able to find the bathrooms," the hand explained, wiggling its fingers. "Now, go explore. Tomorrow you will start your job."
Marth dashed down the stairs before anyone else, eager to light up. The rest followed, also wishing to do something incredibly important.
So that's it. I'll say it now.
HOLY SHIT ROY IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to get that out. *shivers*
In the next chappy they'll get to the Captain Falcon smashing!!! I can't WAIT!!!! *runs off to stare at Roy's nice ass*
TO CHAPPY THREE!
After everyone went to the bedroom for a brief meeting, they stumbled in an almost-but-not-quite single file line. The kids, that would be Ness, Nana, Popo, and Y'Link, followed at the end. Nana was getting very uncomfortable, as Ness was fixing his crossed eyes on her. Finally, she smashed him over the head with Popo's hammer, for she had forgotten her own. Popo and Y'Link struggled not to laugh: Popo thought his sister was an ass, and Y'Link was trying to make a good impression on the lovely, though sometimes funny, girl. Ness howled until Link came back and taped his mouth shut.
"Ok, which one of you made him cry?" Link asked as he brandished the tape, prepared to wrap the troublemaker up.
Captain Falcon stumbled out of a closet. "Yaou, Baby, I did it!! Everyone howls when I'm around!"
Link and Y'Link attacked the idiot at the exact same second. Five minutes later, Marth, Roy, Link and Fox were carrying a very taped-up against his will Captain Falcon. He tried to scream through the tape blanket he was mummified in, but the attempt was futile. All of them continued to march while poking fun at Captain Falcon. A few minutes later and they were all up in the attic, with everything from elf ears to fox ears pressed up against the door.
Fox sighed with disgust. "Let's just go in, zey von't mind!"
The rest murmured in agreement. "Fine. I'll go first-" Link started, but was interrupted by Zel.
"Wait! Before you die, I wanted to do this," Zel admitted, and French- kissed him for more than twenty seconds. Some awwed, some ughed, and some, mostly kids, disemboweled themselves. Zel's and Link's cheeks flushed as Zel retreated and Link turned the doorknob. Opening the door, he peered in.
The crowd waited in anxious excitement. Link jumped in the door, sword drawn, and it slammed shut. Silence followed. Then they heard Link laughing his ass off. "WHAT?!" Link half-screamed and half-laughed, gasping for air. "YOU WHAT?!"
"Fuck this," Y'Link muttered, and burst in the door, too. Soon both Links were guffawing hard. Y'Link, Link, and two oversized hands came out of the door. Y'Link wiped away tears of laughter, as Link chuckled to himself, his face crimson.
MGAW, who no one had noticed because he was essentially a shadow, jumped out of a dark corner. "HAW-SHAW!" he yelled, slashing madly with an old sword.
"What the HELL is your problem?" one of the hands, the right one to be exact, yelled, picking up MGAW, crunching him up, and throwing him down. "We will be peaceful this time. Now, would every one please sign these contracts?" The hand passed around three pieces of paper and two pens. "Oh, and please keep your writing neat."
Y'Link took his place beside Nana. The contract entered her hands, and she signed it, with neat, small strokes of the red pen, making the perfect name, Nana.
"You write well," Y'Link commented, admiring her artistic style.
Nana smiled and passed the paper and pen to him. He signed it in his native Hylian language. It wasn't neat, b/c he could read fine, but never had much practice w/ writing. Nana admired it anyway.
"Wow," she thought. "He can speak English AND some other language? That is SO cool." "What's that, like, language you were writing your name in?" Nana inquired, watching the paper as it made its way to Gannondorf.
"Hylian. It's a pretty cool language, kinda like cool," he replied, growing ever happier that he'd made friends with Nana back in the bedroom(heh, that didn't sound right, heh).
Nana grinned. "Ya. It looks, like, really awesome."
Across the attic, Bowser admired Gannondorf. "Aww, he is so marvelous. Everything I couldn't be. The perfect villain, that's what he is... perfect in every way," Bowser reflected.
Roy took his gorgeous Bishounen eyes off Zel long enough to spot Bowser sighing heavily and batting his eyelashes at Gannondorf. "What the Hell?" he thought, amazed. "That is just NOT right! Bowser's gay!"
Looking about, the red-haired bishie waved his arms frantically at Marth. "Yo man! C'mere!"
Marth trotted over to his really....hot... friend. "What?"
"Bowser's gay!" the hottie whispered, turning Marth towards Bowser, who still fantasized about Gannondorf.
Dropping his jaw, Marth turned back to his FREAKING HOT friend. "Man, that is so fucked up. You wanna go get high?"
"No," the adorable, hot, appealing, nice-assed Roy answered, annoyed. "You go ahead. I'll be down in a few."
"Ok, I'll go see where the big hand guy and his friend want us to stay." With that, Marth jogged to the hand, asked it something, and was pushed aside by it.
"Ok, all of you. Listen to me now, b/c I'm not gonna say this again," the right hand announced, drawing the attention of all the eyes in the attic. "Good. Now, the east end is the girls' dorm, and the west end is the boys'. You MUST stay in your own dorm room, unless you are invited into another dorm. If you are found in a dorm that you were not invited into, you will pay a dear price." Everyone exchanged glances. "Each day, you are expected to wake at nine 'o clock, no later. The breakfast hall is in the middle of the mansion, on the first floor, the lounge rooms in each wing, the main lounge rooms are on the second floor, directly above the breakfast hall, and I'm sure MOST of you will be able to find the bathrooms," the hand explained, wiggling its fingers. "Now, go explore. Tomorrow you will start your job."
Marth dashed down the stairs before anyone else, eager to light up. The rest followed, also wishing to do something incredibly important.
So that's it. I'll say it now.
HOLY SHIT ROY IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to get that out. *shivers*
In the next chappy they'll get to the Captain Falcon smashing!!! I can't WAIT!!!! *runs off to stare at Roy's nice ass*