Note: you know.... that last chappy..... whoo! I swear I must've spent an
hour looking at Roy's butt. Mmmmmmmm is it nice....you should really take a
good look at his butt someday *is happily floating around* oh, yeah the
.... story..... um yes.... uh.....chappy 4
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Samus moaned as she rolled out of bed, clutching her stomach.
"WELL," Princess Peach hmphed from the other bed. "I just appreciate it that you cut MY beauty sleep short!" Samus rolled her eyes, regretting the decision to stay in the same dorm with Peach.
"Sorry, it would be just *horrible* if you lost some of the sleep that makes your eyes so wrinkly- uhhhhh I mean, heh, lovely," Samus apologized in a false tone.
Peach sniffed disapprovingly and struggled up to get dressed. Samus re- assembled her spacesuit, all the while glaring at Peach.
Popo awoke and glanced at the clock, which read 7:30. Groaning, he rolled off the bed and stole a peek at Link, who was still sleeping like a bug under wood. "Hey, Man, get up," he commanded him, already wishing he'd chosen to share a dorm with Y'Link.
Link's ears moved like cat ears, only longer and thinner. "Yeah, I'm up. What's for breakfast I'm starving!"
Popo eyed Link. Even though he was muscular, his ribs stuck out clearly. Looking down at his own tummy, he envied Link. "Judaist I'm a jelly-belly!" he thought angrily, poking at his blubber.
Link pulled on his tunic and Navi flew out of his hat. "What? Navi, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Well," Navi started, but before she could finish Link stuffed her in Popo's sock drawer. The whiny voice continued.
"YOU DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link roared at the drawer, quieting it. Popo stared blankly at him.
"So, who was that?" Popo asked casually, exiting the door.
At the breakfast table everyone had gathered early. The hands sat at each end of the table in the massive room, fingers wiggling. The right hand, now known to everyone as Master Hand, hovered over his chair. All conversations ceased. "Thank you. I shall keep it from you no longer: you are here to fight." Audible gasps were heard. "We also have several people in the closet that will be the same as you, but wearing different colors in the game." *Princess Daisy and Wario stumble out of the closet; Princess Peach and Mario gape* "Also, some of you will be unfortunate enough to not get to fight with the others- for now. Now, would the following people please come over here: Young Link, Jigglypuff, MewTwo, Gannondorf, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Roy, Marth, Mr. Game And Watch, Pichu, and Falco."
"Well," Samus sighed seductively at Captain Falcon, "how about a little, you know, fight?"
"Yeah, baby, how about it? Now girl, I don't want to hurt you but-"
"Shut the fuck up and fight me."
Samus dragged Captain Falcon to Venom and kicked his ass while everyone else watched. As Captain Falcon flew off the nose of the spaceship, Samus shook her arm menacingly, and a roar swelled up from the crowd.
"What an honor you have had Samus; the first to battle," Master Hand said. "The other courses are now opened, so everyone can use them to fight. In three hours, you will begin the REAL fights."
Link took the opportunity to battle Princess Zelda, to see what her fighting ability was. When asked to fight, Zel grinned widely and hopped off to Yoshi's place.
Link drew his sword and waited. It was a rule in Hyrule that the girl had to hit first, and Zel did. She jumped into the air over him and kicked him in the mug on the way down. Immediately he took his chance and chopped at her leg. The rest of the smashers cheered. Zel landed ten feet away from him. she lifted herself up and prepared for him to come closer. As she predicted, he trotted nearer and she spun around, making a blue diamond appear around her. Link flew into the spinning blocks and charged at her, almost forgetting she was royalty and had a HUGE crush on him, but Zel disappeared in a circle of green lines and appeared over his head. Link twisted his sword about his sturdy body, propelling him upward. The edge of his sword cuffed Zel in the face and she landed hard. After getting up, she changed into Sheik. Sheik spun on her back, striking Link with blows of her legs. Link chopped her to stop the assault. Sheik flew through the spinny blocks and grounded on the hill. Now seriously pissed, Sheik threw her chain at him and twirled it around. Link shot an arrow at her but she blocked it with an odd pink bubble. Sheik grabbed hold of Link and threw him into the side of the hill, beating him. The crowd cheered, as Link recovered beneath the stage; he was in disbelief that Zel, or perhaps Sheik, had beaten him, and also amazed that he still breathed.
Later that night, they, heh, "made up" in Link's dorm, so Popo was stuck with Navi the fairy and nowhere to sleep. As he wandered through the hall, he grumbled to Navi, who was doing more talking than listening, about the gayness of everything, how bad cheese smelled, you know, the usual pointless shit people bitch about when down in the dumps. Y'Link suddenly leaped out of his dorm, which surprised them out of their wits.
"LINK!!!" Navi roared at him. "WHAT-"
"Peace, my ex-fairy," Y'Link laughed in a mock-wise voice, cupping his hands in a prayer-like position. "I have someone for you to meet." Out of the open door flew another fairy, a yellow one.
*The two fairies stare at each other* "Who the hell is this?" the yellow fairy asked, almost bewildered-like.
"My ex-fairy," Y'Link answered happily. "You two should get along."
"We can try," Navi sighed, staring down the other fairy, who she happened to not like b/c she was skinnier than she was.
"Yes. I'm Tatl," the yellow fairy introduced herself, bowing in her little orb of light.
"Now, Popo, I was just about to come get you. I have important news," Y'Link whispered gleefully.
"Yeah, about that, Link is uhh, you know, 'with' Zel in the dorm so-"
"You want to stay here? I can kick Pichu's ass out; he LIKES that cardboard box, and we can't control the highly promiscuous 'needs' of adults."
"Ain't it the truth," Popo sighed, his mood lifting. "So what was it you wanted to tell me?"
Y'Link motioned for him to wait. "Pichu, cardboard box, NOW!!! Ok Popo, now you can go in."
Popo sat down on one of the beds, and Y'Link on the other. "I talked to the hands today, and they said that we would go home a lot later than the people did last time, in two months!"
"So?" Popo asked, uninterested.
"Well, I sorta kinda like someone and-"
"WHO?!" Now Popo was paying attention.
"Oh, fuck. I didn't want to tell YOU, but I will: I like your sister."
At first Popo chuckled, then giggled, and soon regularly laughing, and then roaring guffaws, until his side hurt from rolling on the floor. "Okay," he snorted, "let me get this straight: you like ... NANA!!!!" *Popo rolls for about five more minutes*
"IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!! GET UP AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! NOW, AND I MEAN IT POPO!!!!!!!" Y'Link bellowed furiously, sword drawn.
Popo suddenly stopped howling and jumped back on the bed, terrifyingly aware that both Links were equally muscular.
Tucking his sword away, Y'Link took his place on his own bed. "The death threat always works."
"Yeah. So, WHY Nana?"
Y'Link beamed and thought of all the Nana fantasies he'd had. "She's a truly nice girl."
Popo scoffed. "Only around the people she likes, which are very few in numbers."
Y'Link's eyes grew wide. "Then she likes ME!! YAY!!!"
"Ohhhhhhh Judaist..." Popo sighed, rolling his eyes.
And done was chappy 4!!! YAY!! I finished!! *stares at the ass of Roy's adventure-mode trophy*
CHAPPY FIVE TO BE UP SOON....when Roy's ass becomes unattractive.....whoa.....like...then that'll be NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Samus moaned as she rolled out of bed, clutching her stomach.
"WELL," Princess Peach hmphed from the other bed. "I just appreciate it that you cut MY beauty sleep short!" Samus rolled her eyes, regretting the decision to stay in the same dorm with Peach.
"Sorry, it would be just *horrible* if you lost some of the sleep that makes your eyes so wrinkly- uhhhhh I mean, heh, lovely," Samus apologized in a false tone.
Peach sniffed disapprovingly and struggled up to get dressed. Samus re- assembled her spacesuit, all the while glaring at Peach.
Popo awoke and glanced at the clock, which read 7:30. Groaning, he rolled off the bed and stole a peek at Link, who was still sleeping like a bug under wood. "Hey, Man, get up," he commanded him, already wishing he'd chosen to share a dorm with Y'Link.
Link's ears moved like cat ears, only longer and thinner. "Yeah, I'm up. What's for breakfast I'm starving!"
Popo eyed Link. Even though he was muscular, his ribs stuck out clearly. Looking down at his own tummy, he envied Link. "Judaist I'm a jelly-belly!" he thought angrily, poking at his blubber.
Link pulled on his tunic and Navi flew out of his hat. "What? Navi, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Well," Navi started, but before she could finish Link stuffed her in Popo's sock drawer. The whiny voice continued.
"YOU DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link roared at the drawer, quieting it. Popo stared blankly at him.
"So, who was that?" Popo asked casually, exiting the door.
At the breakfast table everyone had gathered early. The hands sat at each end of the table in the massive room, fingers wiggling. The right hand, now known to everyone as Master Hand, hovered over his chair. All conversations ceased. "Thank you. I shall keep it from you no longer: you are here to fight." Audible gasps were heard. "We also have several people in the closet that will be the same as you, but wearing different colors in the game." *Princess Daisy and Wario stumble out of the closet; Princess Peach and Mario gape* "Also, some of you will be unfortunate enough to not get to fight with the others- for now. Now, would the following people please come over here: Young Link, Jigglypuff, MewTwo, Gannondorf, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Roy, Marth, Mr. Game And Watch, Pichu, and Falco."
"Well," Samus sighed seductively at Captain Falcon, "how about a little, you know, fight?"
"Yeah, baby, how about it? Now girl, I don't want to hurt you but-"
"Shut the fuck up and fight me."
Samus dragged Captain Falcon to Venom and kicked his ass while everyone else watched. As Captain Falcon flew off the nose of the spaceship, Samus shook her arm menacingly, and a roar swelled up from the crowd.
"What an honor you have had Samus; the first to battle," Master Hand said. "The other courses are now opened, so everyone can use them to fight. In three hours, you will begin the REAL fights."
Link took the opportunity to battle Princess Zelda, to see what her fighting ability was. When asked to fight, Zel grinned widely and hopped off to Yoshi's place.
Link drew his sword and waited. It was a rule in Hyrule that the girl had to hit first, and Zel did. She jumped into the air over him and kicked him in the mug on the way down. Immediately he took his chance and chopped at her leg. The rest of the smashers cheered. Zel landed ten feet away from him. she lifted herself up and prepared for him to come closer. As she predicted, he trotted nearer and she spun around, making a blue diamond appear around her. Link flew into the spinning blocks and charged at her, almost forgetting she was royalty and had a HUGE crush on him, but Zel disappeared in a circle of green lines and appeared over his head. Link twisted his sword about his sturdy body, propelling him upward. The edge of his sword cuffed Zel in the face and she landed hard. After getting up, she changed into Sheik. Sheik spun on her back, striking Link with blows of her legs. Link chopped her to stop the assault. Sheik flew through the spinny blocks and grounded on the hill. Now seriously pissed, Sheik threw her chain at him and twirled it around. Link shot an arrow at her but she blocked it with an odd pink bubble. Sheik grabbed hold of Link and threw him into the side of the hill, beating him. The crowd cheered, as Link recovered beneath the stage; he was in disbelief that Zel, or perhaps Sheik, had beaten him, and also amazed that he still breathed.
Later that night, they, heh, "made up" in Link's dorm, so Popo was stuck with Navi the fairy and nowhere to sleep. As he wandered through the hall, he grumbled to Navi, who was doing more talking than listening, about the gayness of everything, how bad cheese smelled, you know, the usual pointless shit people bitch about when down in the dumps. Y'Link suddenly leaped out of his dorm, which surprised them out of their wits.
"LINK!!!" Navi roared at him. "WHAT-"
"Peace, my ex-fairy," Y'Link laughed in a mock-wise voice, cupping his hands in a prayer-like position. "I have someone for you to meet." Out of the open door flew another fairy, a yellow one.
*The two fairies stare at each other* "Who the hell is this?" the yellow fairy asked, almost bewildered-like.
"My ex-fairy," Y'Link answered happily. "You two should get along."
"We can try," Navi sighed, staring down the other fairy, who she happened to not like b/c she was skinnier than she was.
"Yes. I'm Tatl," the yellow fairy introduced herself, bowing in her little orb of light.
"Now, Popo, I was just about to come get you. I have important news," Y'Link whispered gleefully.
"Yeah, about that, Link is uhh, you know, 'with' Zel in the dorm so-"
"You want to stay here? I can kick Pichu's ass out; he LIKES that cardboard box, and we can't control the highly promiscuous 'needs' of adults."
"Ain't it the truth," Popo sighed, his mood lifting. "So what was it you wanted to tell me?"
Y'Link motioned for him to wait. "Pichu, cardboard box, NOW!!! Ok Popo, now you can go in."
Popo sat down on one of the beds, and Y'Link on the other. "I talked to the hands today, and they said that we would go home a lot later than the people did last time, in two months!"
"So?" Popo asked, uninterested.
"Well, I sorta kinda like someone and-"
"WHO?!" Now Popo was paying attention.
"Oh, fuck. I didn't want to tell YOU, but I will: I like your sister."
At first Popo chuckled, then giggled, and soon regularly laughing, and then roaring guffaws, until his side hurt from rolling on the floor. "Okay," he snorted, "let me get this straight: you like ... NANA!!!!" *Popo rolls for about five more minutes*
"IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!! GET UP AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! NOW, AND I MEAN IT POPO!!!!!!!" Y'Link bellowed furiously, sword drawn.
Popo suddenly stopped howling and jumped back on the bed, terrifyingly aware that both Links were equally muscular.
Tucking his sword away, Y'Link took his place on his own bed. "The death threat always works."
"Yeah. So, WHY Nana?"
Y'Link beamed and thought of all the Nana fantasies he'd had. "She's a truly nice girl."
Popo scoffed. "Only around the people she likes, which are very few in numbers."
Y'Link's eyes grew wide. "Then she likes ME!! YAY!!!"
"Ohhhhhhh Judaist..." Popo sighed, rolling his eyes.
And done was chappy 4!!! YAY!! I finished!! *stares at the ass of Roy's adventure-mode trophy*
CHAPPY FIVE TO BE UP SOON....when Roy's ass becomes unattractive.....whoa.....like...then that'll be NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!