Note: I do plan on putting at least one lesbian couple in here. I've dropped subtle hints about who they will be, but to me they seem kind of obvious. Is that b/c I know who they are going to be?? Ah well. But, just so everyone knows, THERE WILL BE A FREAKIN' LESBIAN COUPLE. I mean, I know lesbians. (some people would probably think that I am a lesbian, but heh, NO. There've been... things.... in the past, but I'm ALL straight. Straight as a snake in Antarctica) Just making note of that.
*on with story*
Everyone sat around the dinner table, munching on Tombstone pizza. Each one of them was wasted. Nana sat beside Y'Link, her left hand in his right and curled under the table, and a piece of pizza in her own right hand. Beside her, Jigg gobbled everything in sight, from the Doritos chips to the Coca-Cola. Kirby was at her side, nervously glancing here and there. Next to him Daisy flirted w/ DK, and next to DK Sheik tried to eat w/o taking her head wrap off. It was impossible.
Sheik, not wanting anyone to see her lips, (they were chapped and gross; would you want someone to see your chapped and gross lips?) ducked under the table w/ her piece of pizza. There was some weird shit going on down there. The teen in a head wrap looked around, and saw some disturbingness kind of stuffs. Nana and Y'Link were HOLDING HANDS (Sheik thought: WTF!!??), Marth squeezed LiLina's inner thigh like crazy as he got closer and closer to her...place, Zelda and Peach played footsy, Pichu was sleeping under there, MewTwo looked like he was dropping lots of food on the floor, Pikachu was eating all the food that he dropped, and the FE6 whore seemed to be trying to violate Roy.
I can't watch this. It's too... ugh, Sheik thought, trying not to watch Marth's creeping hand. She pulled the upper part of her head wrap over her eyes as she pulled the part over her mouth down and pushed in the delicious pizza. Mmmmm... man this "pizza" is good. I wonder why it never caught on in Hyrule? Mario sure likes it.
When finished w/ her pizza, Sheik covered her mouth again and went back to sitting in her seat. Above the table, even weirder shit was happening than below the table.
The very smashed smashers smashed smashed potato chips in each other's faces, as Ness and Popo played Frisbee w/ the cardboard circle from the pizza packaging.
"Hey! You stupid idiots! Stop throwing that around or you're gonna cut somebody's head off!" MewTwo commanded them, ducking out of the way of the dangerous cardboard shape.
Ness and Popo stopped, but only to laugh at and make fun of the psychic Pokemon. Meanwhile, Zel and Peach appeared to be dancing closer and closer to each other as Ayumi Hamasaki's "Evolution" played somewhere off in the distance, and everyone else was seriously making fun of MewTwo by avoiding the pizza circle in slow-mo Matrix style as it zoomed past them. Then they fell over and MewTwo got the last laugh. Ha ha.
After a nearly fatal encounter w/ a cardboard circle, the smashed smashers that had smashed smashed potato chips in each other's faces merely five minutes ago all sat in a circle on the main lounge room floor, Indian style. That was hard to do for the "unflexibles," Ganny, Bowser, Wario, Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario, and MGAW.
The two hands had ditched their laptops, hopefully by way of towering cliff and crushing ocean, along w/ the knuckle reading glasses and uptight attitudes. It was drunken karaoke night at the Smash Bros. mansion! YAY!
Crazy Hand said some stuff, but all everyone heard was, "Blabby bloobly blahblahblah! Blah, blahblah! Let's blah for blahblah hanwhitck schoony blah."
"WEEEEEEEEEE!! Ok to whatever you said!" Daisy said.
So everyone took a field trip to the Milk Bar, Y'Link's favorite place to hang w/ his bitch, where it was decked out in funky seventies styling and eighties posters (YEAH GO MY LITTLE PONIES!!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!!), which ~kinda~ clashed. But the posters were still MLP ones so that is happy. :)
Everyone went up to the music-choosing thingie and pushed a buncha buttons then sat down, several falling over. The first drunken person up was, who would've guessed it, Lili-Chan! It was like that was the last time Marth would ever get to rub her tiny thigh, the way he watched her get up on the stage, teetering b/c of a mild drunken mood and high heels.
"Please be Japanese song; I no good w/ English songs," she pleaded, a drunken slur interfering w/ her already heavy accent.
"Ok, how about Ayumi Hamasaki's 'Surreal?'" Master Hand suggested.
"Sure! I hear that song before. It cool, make sense, w/ nice tune," Lilina agreed, and Master Hand gave her a piece of paper w/ the lyrics to the song printed in Japanese. Two minutes later she stumbled back onstage, a nervous smile on her face.
The music started, and Lilina knew that the song was fast, but she was the fast-talking Japanese bitch, like Marth was the fast talking Japanese bastard and Roy was the "poor kid going through puberty" Japanese hottie. Her main concern was knowing when to say what and how to say it. The words would soon start:
Suki na MONO dake wo erandeku no ga
musekinin datte WAKE ja nai
Suki na MONO sae mo mitsukerarezu ni
sekinin nante toriyou mo nai
Seou kakugo no bun dake kanousei wo te ni shiteru
Iranai MONO nara sono doujoushin
marude yake ni mo tatanai ne
Daiji na MONO nara soko ni kanarazu
itami tomonau hazu da yo ne
Hitoribotchi de kanjiru kodoku yori
Futari de itemo kanjiru kodoku no hou ga
Tsurai koto no you ni
She continued to sing as all the people who couldn't speak Japanese wondered what the hell she was saying. Finally the awesome song was finished (you'd have to hear it to know what I mean- it's really cool), and the next one up was MGAW. Hmm.
Once on the stage, he fell off the stage. That was useless. Next up was Captain Falcon. Master Hand made sure he picked out a really gay song for the stupid idiot. The gayest song I know: Britney Spear's "Baby One More Time." Heh heh, let's see him sing to that: :)
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
The idiot finished off the song w/ over-exaggerated hip movements and heavy shaking of tits he didn't have. Heh heh heh. Alcohol and karaoke DO NOT MIX. Unless it's meant to be funny. Heh.
Jigg got called up next, and she was acting sTrAnGe. "JIGG! JIGG! JIGG!" the crowd chanted encouragingly. The puffball readjusted the microphone down to practically the floor, and Crazy Hand handed her the lyrics to Tatu's "All The Things She Said," and shoved her backstage. Mere minutes later, she trudged out. The song started:
All the things she said,
All the things she said,
Running through my head,
Running through my head,
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD,
All the things she said,
All the things she said,
Running through my head,
Running through my head,
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID,
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
I'm in serious shit,
I feel totally lost,
If I'm asking for help,
It's only because,
Being with you
Has opened my eyes,
I would never believe,
Such a perfect surprise,
I keep asking myself,
Wondering how,
I keep closing my closing my eyes
But I can't figure out,
Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me?
Nobody else, so we can be free
And Jigg continued through the rest of the song. Everyone chanted "JIGG! JIGG! JIGG!" as they carried her back to her stool. The pink puffball immediately jumped off the stool and darted faster than lightning to the ladies' room, her hand over her mouth. *everyone watches, confused, until she comes back w/ tears dribbling down her cheeks*
Nana approached her Pokemon friend. "Jigglypuff, is there anything you'd like to tell me?"
"Well," Jigg started, but saw that Nana was holding Y'Link's hand and abruptly stopped. "NO! I'm gonna talk to someone who has something on her mind besides sex!" Jigg looked around, and spotted Kameline.
The puffball trotted up to her. "Hi Miss Kameline, ma'am. Can I talk to you?"
Kameline turned. "Sure, uh, what's your name?"
"Jigglypuff."
The blond-haired woman known loosely as "Kammie" tilted her head. "Jigglypuff. Y'know, it kind of has a slight ring to it. What is it you wish to question me about?"
Jigg hesitated. "Uh, have you ever uh, you know..." Jigg made a certain hand gesture that Kammie would recognize as sexual.
The blond woman laughed heartily. "Of course. but it doesn't make me a bad person, does it? Unless, maybe, you're a nun incognito."
Chuckling lightly, Jigg scratched the back of her head. "No... I was just wondering. You're smart, right?"
Kammie thought about that. "I am told by many that I am. However, the beholder, not the giver, measures intelligence."
Grinning widely, Jigg grabbed Kammie's hand and led her to the empty girl's lounge room. The puffball sat down on one of Princess Peach's too-decked-out couches, and gestured for Kammie to do the same. "I have this problem.. you see, a few nights ago Kirby and I we, we..." Jigg started breaking. She couldn't handle it.
Kammie finished Jigg's sentence. "You consummated?"
"Uh, yeah..." Jigg scratched her head again.
"I see nothing wrong w/ that." Kammie leaned back on the plushy couch and yawned.
"But, Kameline ma'am, there IS something wrong! And it's all my fault! I'm, I'm.... p-p-p.."
"Pregnant?" Kammie asked, eying Jigg.
Tears spilled down Jigg's cheeks. "WAAAH! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!! HOW WILL I SURVIVE?!!?!" Kammie consoled the puffball.
"Don't worry about. I've delivered my share of kids as a whore's slave. You'll be fine w/ a few painkillers and knife.
"Are you suggesting SUICIDE?!?!?!" Jigg wanted to know.
"Heavens, no, child! When your child comes, count on me. And until then, count on me."
Back at the party, everyone had had their turn to get made fun of so they just sat at their stools and fell off constantly.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand had to hold their breath to keep from laughing. "Uh, that was...*snort* fun, eh?" Master Hand asked the smashers. They nodded, also snorting from held breath. "Now, get all your asses back to your dorms or the lounge rooms. Whatever, I really don't care." *the hands float off*
*five hours later*
*ring ring* "*snore**grunt* What the hell?" *picks up phone* "WHAAAAAAAAAT?"
"Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirt Squirt!! Squirt!! Squirtle?"
"*O_o* Huh?"
"Put Pikachu on the phone, dumbass."
*wakes up Pikachu*
"Five more minutes mommy...."
"Urg, get up!!" *Gannondorf lifts Pikachu up by the tail*
"OK! I'm up, what more do you want?!?!?"
"Your friend's on the phone."
*Pikachu takes phone* "Pika? Pikachu Pi Pi Pika? Pikachu Pi!! Pi Pi Pika!"
"What'd he want?"
"No time for talk! I must hasten!" *Pikachu grabs his Harry Potter hat from the hat rack and runs out the door*
Five minutes later, Pikachu ran up to Squirtle, who was smoking a big fat joint behind the Swedish cheese shop.
"I got here as fast as I could!" Pikachu panted.
"Good. Now, we need to get six kilos from the Chinese cheese shop, and fast, yo. Chikorita's got my ass, aight?" Squirtle pulled out a walkie-talkie and talked to someone one the other end. "Yo got my ass, right baby?" Chikorita answered back.
"Beau ya know it!"
"Aight. Now if the bitch we gonna rob fights back, yo we got dis:" *Squirtle pulls out a 30-.06 and a Wolfram P2K* Tossing Pikachu the P2K, he added, "Be prepared to use it. yo."
Terrified, Pikachu held the gun in his mouth. Shooting? Kilos? Robbing the CHEESE shop?!?! Squirtle had either lost his mind, or let his drug addiction go overboard.
The terrified Pokemon followed the blue turtle into the darkness. The turtle stopped at a shadow, and out of it emerged a very sexily dressed Chikorita.
"Yo, Pikachu. 'sup?" Noticing him staring at her get-up, glorified underwear, she turned and bent over. Pikachu fell over and shook very rapidly, then got up, put his Harry Potter hat back on, and continued to stare at Chikorita. "Yo, I been doin' some hoin' tonight. And now I'm gonna do some robbin', yo."
The three Pokemon gathered a few more drug-addicted thug Pokemon and continued to the front of the Chinese cheese shop. Venasaur used his fat ass to bust the window out, and the rest of the gang crawled in. Then they noticed a light on in the room in the back, so they all hid behind various things.
"Yo! Pikachu, stand yo' ground man!" Squirtle told him, holding up the 30-.06 and encouraging Pikachu to do the same.
The yellow mouse gulped as he gripped the P2K tighter in his mouth and waited for whoever was in the room to come out and call the cops. The doorknob began to turn....
The door opened, ever so slowly, and a shaggy-haired redheaded teen's face peeked out. "Uh, hi, I... guess," she greeted them w/ a light Japanese accent. "Why are you pointing guns at me? You have five seconds to explain, starting.... now."
"We're robbing you! Now, give us all of you belongings!"
The teenager laughed. "PUH-LEESE. You can't take anything from here but cheese!" She turned around and whispered to someone in the room. The door flew open to reveal..... who else but Roy!
Pikachu dropped the gun. "Roy?!?!?!"
Roy glanced at all of the Pokemon and looked at Pikachu. "What are you doing here?"
Suddenly Pikachu became angry. "What are YOU doing HERE?"
Roy's eyes narrowed. "I asked first!"
Pikachu's cheeks began to spark. "URRGG....."
"Hey, before anyone gets hurt, let's work this all out. Now, yellow mouse, calm down," the teen started, but was interrupted when Pikachu shocked the whole room, knocking everyone out of their hiding places and the 2 teens across the room down, too.
Roy got up immediately and ran across the room to grab a fistful of Pikachu's fur, punt him out the broken shop window and across the field, and pick up the P2K to kick the rest of the stealing/prostitute/drug-addicted Pokemon out.
After taking charge of the cheese shop, he ran back to his friend. "You okay?"
"Duh. What the hell else would I be?" the girl answered as she accepted Roy's helping hand.
"Good thing you're not hurt. Holy shit Pikachu's a dumbass.
"Usagioma," she agreed, giggling slightly, in Japanese.
"Ooini," Roy said back, as they went back into the room.
The next morning, the smashers all sat around the breakfast table, munching on toast and Honeycombs. Pikachu was still angry, Yoshi was loving all of the attention that Pink Yoshi was giving him, Gannondorf eyed Bowser from across the table to make sure that the idiot didn't glance at him, Jean, Anaxandra, Siobhan, Kammie, and Janine were barely adjusting to the odd food that they'd never had before, and Peach and Zelda kept exchanging glances that seemed to mean everything to them.
"Well. What a day," Master Hand sighed. "Today, we will be battling constantly, w/ just 5 minute breaks in between. I'll pass out the order of the battles at the end of breakfast."
At the end of breakfast, as promised, the Smashers all got pieces of paper w/ the battles they would be fighting printed on them.
As she got up from the breakfast table, Siobhan glanced over the fights that she would have to participate in. First up would be w/ Zelda, Link, and Gannondorf. Then would come Ness, Samus, and Fox. The rest of her battles that day were very similar.
Sighing contentedly, the blond-haired blue-eyed river elf trotted off to the stage arena, to Final Destination.
*five minutes later, Sibby(Siobhan), link, Gannondorf, and Zelda are at Final Destination, the audience roaring in thunderous applause, stars twinkling in the background, and the surfer dude announcer counting the reasons why the audience members should turn off their cell phones and such*
Link and Gannondorf evil eyed each other w/ growing contempt, as Zelda stared blankly at nothing in particular. Impatiently, Sibby yawned and stretched, always being careful not to chop off the tip of one of her pointed ears w/ her razor-sharp sword that her right hand clasped tightly. Finally, the surfer dude announced "Like, go, dudes and dudettes."
Almost immediately Link and Gannondorf smashed each other up good. Zelda almost casually walked past them like that sort of thing happened every day. And it did. Sibby's fellow blond-haired elf, who looked startlingly like herself, finally arrived.
"Hi," Zelda greeted, right before knocking Sibby off of her feet.
"Owwwww," Sibby, groaned. She jumped up and bashed Zelda's head in w/ her sword. Take that, bitch! she thought bitterly.
The enraged Princess of Hyrule rolled behind Siobhan, and smash-moved her from behind. Landing near the powerhouse known as Gannondorf, she chopped at his ankles, deciding to take her sudden burst of anger at Zelda out on him. He turned and Sibby, suddenly terrified of him, realized how huge he was. He took her chin in one powerful hand that covered half of her impish face. He thrust his features close to her own, so close that she could smell the rancid air of his breath. She felt the color literally draining from her already pale skin and the oxygen on its way to her brain stop. Behind her, footsteps hurried to her rescue.
"Leave her alone!" came Zelda's voice as her slight figure bitch-slapped Ganny, making him have to release her.
Sibby, unused to the sudden rush of blood back to her head, fell against Zelda's bosom. "Sorry, and thank you."
"No problem. But, it is a battle, Siobhan. Now, chin up. I have some ass to kick..."
At the exact same time, over at the battlefield, a sudden death match was going on. Bodies were flying everywhere, especially the figure of Gothic Kirby. Along w/ him, Gothic Link, Gothic Sheik, and Gothic Dr. Mario all flew everywhere. Yup. The battle of the Goths. Dr. Mario shot pills everywhere like a drug dealer, Kirby was trying not to be mistaken by everyone for a marshmallow, Link pulled out bombs and forgot he had them which blew everyone up like he was a suicide bomber, and Sheik threw needles endlessly in a vain attempt to "pop" Kirby.
Soon, the 10 minute sudden death match was over b/c there was only 18 seconds left anyway. The smashers were allowed a brief, very brief, 5 minute break. They all gathered in a lounge room, around a big table. Wario, Daisy, DK, the four above mentioned, and Y'Link were there.
"Is there any food around here?! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wario wondered.
*everyone looks at him*
"There's coffee," Daisy suggested.
"Coffee. Oh well, it'll do." Wario got up and began to walk across the long room. By the time he got to the coffee maker, he was panting, his back and ankles hurt, he was red in the face, and his leg muscles were cramped. Relieved, he began to pour himself some coffee.
The urge to sneeze rose passionately into his nose. Before he could stop it, he sneezed, spilling the hot liquid all over himself. "AY YAAAII YAI YAI YAAI!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wario stumbled around, but he finally tripped over a pile of dirty laundry that happened to be in the middle of the room. He landed squarely on a hoe, then, when he recovered, he stepped on a bob-omb about to explode which blasted him through a window where he landed next to a bed. As he mentally bitched about how he could've landed a meter to the right, he heard moaning coming from the bed. Then he mentally bitched about how he could've landed a meter to the right in a different bedroom. Tentatively, he glanced up to see Mario and MGAW entwined in....sex?
Wario, disgusted, crawled across the floor and out the door. Once in fresh air, he promptly disemboweled himself. "GROSS!!!!!*puke**puke**barf**spit**wipe*"
He only walked about 3 meters before a bird crapped on his head, a rainstorm started, Link's boomerang smashed his nose in, and hailstones the size of baseballs started falling. Grunting, he ran to the mansion.
The bad weather had stopped all of the fights that had been going on. All of the smashers Wario discovered in the main lounge room, doing things like playing chess and giggling at jokes that weren't even funny.
MewTwo and Ness were immersed in a game of chess, Fox, Falco, Marth, Roy, Link, Y'Link, Popo, and Gannondorf were in the corner beating Captain Falcon up, Jigg, Kirby, and Kammie sat huddled in the corner, in deep conversation, Jean and Anaxandra were writing the Russian alphabet on a chalkboard and unsuccessfully trying to teach the remainder of the female smashers how to speak Russian, and whoever wasn't playing chess, beating up Captain Falcon, clustering in a corner, or learning Russian, was in another corner taking drugs.
The next morning, at the breakfast table, all of the smashers were eating. DUH. What the hell else do you do at a breakfast table? .....Don't answer that....
The usual game of footsy was going on under the table between Zelda and Peach, as the rest focused on eating their breakfast sushi.
"I hate sushi!" DK complained. Roy and Marth glared at him, their eyes saying "this is what we have to eat every day!"
DK shut up and ate in silence, like everyone else.
Master Hand got up and made an announcement. "Today, since the weather is still quite sour-" As he said that, a hailstone broke a window, all of the shards of glass cutting Captain Falcon, and allowed the rain to come in. "We've decide you need to see more new faces..."
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Heh heh heh. Cliffhanger. Okay, the next chappy is, more than likely, going to be a lemon, most likely caused by playing Soul Caliber II and SSBM for six hours straight and then eating, and then thinking, "hey that guy has red hair like Roy, and he says 'makerarenai' like Roy, what if they met??" Yup. So they'll all sleep w/ each other and then the Soul Caliber pplz will leave and stuff. Yes.
Anyway, no doubt people have wondered what Roy says in SSBM. Come on, I KNOW you have. He's freakin speaking JAPANESE PPL!!!
Anyway. I decided I would, meh, translate what he says into English, for my own enjoyment. And now for your own enjoyment, what Roy says (word of the wise, the written versions probably won't show up right.):
Roy says: "Oku umaku nai."
Written: ゛置く旨く無い。゛
Walk it thru: Oku=to put, to place
Umaku=skillfully, well
Nai=doesn't have, lacks, dead
(the subject automatically becomes 'boku'=me, I, but it is only used by guys w/ a proper upbringing, or cocky guys. i.e. Roy)
Meaning: "I they don't have skill."
Roy says: "Mamoru dekimono no tame ni... makerarenai!"
Written: ゛守る出来物の為に負け羅列無い！゛
Walk it thru: mamoru= protect
dekimono= able man, and (LOL!)PIMPLE!!! AHAHAHA!!
no= possessive particle
tame= welfare, good, sake
ni= shows location/makes adjective/adverb/whatever
makerarenai= "I can't lose"
(this is a weird one, I didn't quite get it so a fiddled around w/ different sayings. Of course, the Japanese language is usually arranged subject, object, verb, whereas English is typically subject, verb, object.)
Meaning: "For the welfare of the people I protect... I can't lose!"
Roy says: "Kurushii tatakai datta."
Written: ゛苦しい戦いだった。゛
Walk it thru: Kurushii= painful, difficult
tatakai= fight, conflict, battle
datta= in this case, it clarifies the relationship between the other words.
(This one was SIM-PLE)
Meaning: "The fight was difficult."
Roy says: "Shin no tatakai wa... korekare da!"
Written: ゛真の戦いわ。。。これかれだ！゛
Walk it thru: Shin= truth, true
no= shows possession
tatakai= fight, battle
wa= subject
korekare= begin, beginning
da= shows location
(This one is easy. Everything is already there that needs to be there. SIMPLE!)
Meaning: "The battle of truth... will start here!"
Ah. Now that you know what in bloody hell Roy is talking about, you can determine what ya think of him. I like him b/c he's cute. Maybe a bit.... overconfident, and yeah his voice is all fucked up, but yeah.
Marth also speaks Japanese. Wanna know what he says?
Marth says: "Boku wa makeru wake-ni wa ikanainda!"
Written: ゛僕わ負ける訳にわいかないんだ！゛
Walk it thru: Boku= me, I used ONLY by guys (no acceptation!)
wa= subject
makeru= lose, get defeated (you can just tell where this is going)
wake= meaning, reason, tie
ni= particle showing movement to
ikanainda= shows relationship between other words
(This one is kind of weird. Not only does Marth talk to fast for his own good, but he screws up the sentence worse that I would!)
Meaning: "There isn't a way I can lose!"
Marth says: "Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?"
Written: ゛今回わ僕の勝ちだね？゛
Walk it thru: Konkai= this time, lately
wa= subject
boku= me, I WATASHI
no=possessive
kachi= win, victory
da= location
ne= makes sentence a question
(Another spoken-too-fast and fucked up sentence from our friend Marth. :P)
Meaning: "Doesn't it seem I'm the winner today?"
Marth says: "Kyou mo ikinokoru koto ga deki ta."
Written: ゛今回もわ僕の勝ちだね？゛
Walk it thru: Kyou= today
mo= links subject w/ verb
ikinokoro= to survive
koto= fact
ga= object particle
deki= smart, quality
ta= relationship between other words
(Screwy AGAIN. No surprise.)
Meaning: "Today, I have survived."
Marth says: "Minna, miteite kure!"
Written: ゛皆、みていて暮れ！゛
Walk it thru: Minna= everybody
miteite= look at
kure= year
(How is 'year' even relevant?)
Meaning: "Everybody, look at me!"
*smirk**tries to hold breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FREAKIN COW!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Okay, yes. I must go. Be careful of next chapter, I *****GUARANTEE***** that everyone (except the kids of course....) will get laid. No kidding.
*slinks off into the night, cackling evilly*