13. 13 chapters. Wow. Wow.
I AM AMAZED
(oh yeah, someone suggested writing in another party in which Roy and Link kiss- I was like wo that's a fucking great fucking idea! Yeah. first Roy has to get a girlfriend... but WHO?!!?! Only I really know who... (fyi it's not 'the' ssbm girl... *everyone gasps* oh and it's not me, as much as I'd LOVE that *blubber sob*) hahaha you were thinking it'd be Zelda... man you're a stupid ass [CENSORED])
what? censoring in MY story? what is my problem today?!?! XDDDDD
In this chapter, a whole slew of wrestlers will make appearances. Some, like my own personal favorites Rey Mysterio (He is so HOTTT, and his eyes are pretty w/o the contacts. SOO SHINY!!! *entranced w/ Rey's eyes* TAKE 'EM OFF!), Tajiri (Eh, I like him mostly b/c he's Japanese. Japanese are cool, even if they are mean and have a fucking horrible accent), Rikishi (A guy who rubs his ass in evil villain's faces is cool), John Cena (He's like Eminem, and Eminem's cool), Eddie Gurrero (How is his last name spelled?, and people who can speak 2 languages are cool), and Kurt Angle (Just cool. I like his cool theme music.) will probably stay through the entire chapter, which I chopped in half b/c the chappies are too long! POO the last one was... what, 7,000 words!?!?!?!??!? WOWIE!
Other wrestlers that I hate or despise for one or another reasons will no doubt be either killed or mangled in some way, especially SABLE. She isn't a wrestler, aight, but I still like her about as much as Captain Falcon. And I loathe the scum known as Captain Falcon. So look for the slutty Sable to somehow find love w/ (YUCK) Captain Faggot. And then they'll both fall out the window!!
*YAY* ^________^
The rain pounded against the windows, as the smashers all sat, bored, in the
main lounge room. Zelda was watching the video that her and Zha had made. Shaking in silent laughter, Ness and Y'Link were sitting next to her. Several other smashers stood behind her, not laughing at anything on the movie, mostly b/c the jokes were aimed at them.
Across the room, Marth and Roy were counting to a million, prolly b/c they'd forgotten half of the numbers and needed a memory refresher, and next to them Daisy was still obsessively playing the Sims. Her eyes had bags under them and she sipped quietly on a cup of coffee as her hair stood up on its newly split ends.
Master Hand slept silently on one of Peach's couches, while Crazy Hand busily fixed the window that Captain Falcon had fallen out once again. Samus and Fox were peacefully sucking down the same milkshake, despite the fact that it was now more like a milk-milk. Ahhh, it's so damn peaceful, I'm gonna hate what I have to do now!
Pizza Boy Pikachu bust into the door, panting heavily. All of the smashers turned their heads and gazed at him. He fell down and screamed like a Sim in a fire, which woke Master Hand up.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU DISTURBED MY NAP????????!?!?!?!!!!!!!!" He screeched, eyeing all of them. Finally he noticed Pizza Boy Pikachu laying on the floor, picked him up very roughly, and took him off to the stage arena.
Soon, all of the smashers plus the usual audience were watching Master Hand and Crazy Hand beat the shit out of Pizza Boy Pikachu.
After the Pizza Boy Pikachu died several times, Master Hand was satisfied so he gave the Smashers fight schedules, in spite of the (still) pouring rain.
Daisy was to battle Bowser and Gannondorf w/ Mario, so she sadly shut off the Sims. But, when she tried to go downstairs, she fell down all 7 flights and broke every bone in her body, except for her left arm. She raised that one unbroken thing and attempted to wail, but her jaw was broken. Just then, Bowser and Gannondorf were trouncing down the stairs; it was obvious that Gannondorf was running away from Bowser. Not seeing Daisy, he crushed her only unbroken arm. Aww.
The next person to walk down that flight of stairs was Peach, going to find Link for a quickie before their battles. She spotted Daisy laying in a bloody heap and stared. Then she sauntered past like Daisy was just another dirty clothes pile that was laying in an arbitrary place where someone would walk. At that exact second, Captain Falcon tripped over a pile of arbitrarily placed dirty laundry and broke all the bones in his body when he fell down the seven flights of stairs, too. He landed next to Daisy, and they both waited for someone to come...
Finally, after waiting for an entire day, someone was wandering down the stairs. The person saw Falcon and Daisy slumped over each other, sleeping, and quickly ran over to them.
"Are you OK?" he asked as he shook each of them in turn. Daisy opened her eyes and then the person realized that her bones were broken. "Oh man!! Hey, someone, come here!" He started to run up the stairs but someone else behind him jumped on his back, knocking him to the floor.
"Hey, you gonna help these people, Rey? HAHAHAHAHA, not if I can help it!!!!" The guy started punching Rey and trying to take off Rey's mask until another guy ran down the steps.
"Hey, Chavito, I wouldn't do that if I were you, homes!!" The guy chased off the guy that was punching Rey and then helped Rey up. "You all right, homes?" he asked in a Spanish accent.
"Yes, but these people aren't! They need medical help!!" Rey and the other guy looked at Daisy. "Eddie, man, they must have broken everything!"
Eddie rubbed his sparse goatee, contemplating. "Let's call the ambulance, homes!" Rey stayed w/ the 2 smashed-up Smashers, as Eddie ran to find a phone.
"Okay. I'm gonna ask you some questions. Blink once for 'yes,' and twice for 'no', alright?" Rey said slowly to the mute Daisy. "Are you in a lot of pain?" -Daisy blinked once- "Did you fall down the stairs?" -Daisy blinked once- "Have you been laying here for a long time?" -Daisy angrily blinked once- "Has anyone besides Eddie and me walked by?" -Again, Daisy blinked once- "Blink once for every person that has walked by you 2." Daisy blinked 3 times, and her eyes welled up w/ tears.
Finally Captain Falcon and Daisy were taken to the nearest modern Nintendo World hospital, which was in Metroid.
In the reception room, which had posters, some naughty and others not so naughty, plastered all over the walls, ceilings, and floors, Peach, Anaxandra, MGAW, Mario, Luigi, and Rey sat in the many ugly chairs that reeked of pot smoke, either staring at a poster, reading a dirty magazine, or just spacing out.
A nurse skipped out from one of the poster covered doors, and when she stopped her shoe caught on a poster, a poster that proclaimed "Barney is the Anti Christ, Mathematical Proof!", and fell flat on her ugly face. Looking up from his Playboy magazine, the special 'Torrie and Sable' issue, Rey noticed the nurse and the odd angle at which her ankle was stationed.
"Oh, you must have snapped your ankle," Anaxandra noticed dreamily.
Rey threw the Playboy magazine and, even though he was in the next room, gave Captain Falcon a severe paper cut.
"GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Captain Falcon screamed as the Playboy mag chopped up his broken arm.
Rey examined the ankle as some more nurses and some obviously high doctors entered the room.
"Ha ha ha. You are so lucky. Ha ha ha," one doctor said.
They took her into the operating room and chopped her arm off. "All better. Ha ha ha," a doctor said.
Rey smacked himself in the head and then went to find his Playboy mag. He walked down the hallway and saw Captain Falcon, severely bandaged, looking at the magazine w/ mild interest.
"Hey, man, that's mine!" Rey told him. Then, noticing the sad look in Captain Falcon's eyes, he just waved it off. "Forget it. I can get another one in the waiting room."
So, going back to the waiting room, he grabbed a Penthouse magazine and flipped through it. After around 4 hours, Anaxandra, Peach, MGAW, Mario, and Luigi had fallen asleep, and Rey had tired of the magazine. He dropped it and joined his companions in sleep.
The next day, Harry Potter and his friends were called to the hospital. As Zanni slowly awoke, she remembered where she was. A bunch of kids in robes were over in the corner of the waiting room, and Zanni sensed they were there to help the injured Daisy and Captain Falcon. She shook Peach awake and sat up to look at them. (If you didn't know, Zanni is Anaxandra, Kammie is Kameline, Sibby is Siobhan, and Janie is Janine. I gave them nicknames cuz their names are too long! POO!)
The only girl of the 3 kids looked at the former princess and asked, in a noticeable British accent, "'Allo, Ma'am, do you know where the doctors around here are? They called for us, not vice-versa!"
Rey awoke at that second and looked around. "Dammit!" he cursed, rubbing his eyes. "I slept in my fucking contacts again!! I said I wasn't gonna do this!" He took out the contacts from his eyes that made them ice blue and set them on the table. He blinked again and his eyes, instead of being a light, nearly white, blue, were big, gorgeous, shiny, coal black Mexican eyes, bloodshot like he'd been smoking pot all night. Reaching up to pull off his mask, he realized that people were watching him. Grumbling in what sounded like insulting Spanish, he grabbed his blue contacts and trotted past the staring Harry, Hermione, and Ron and into the bathroom.
Zanni pointed to the hallway, still staring after Rey.
"Thank you. If you don't mind my wondering, whatever is your name, my apologies for neglecting to ask sooner?"
"Anaxandra," Zanni sighed, holding out her long fingered hand. Hermione shook her hand, thinking my fucking God she's beautiful!, just like Harry and Ron were thinking. Zanni watched them disappear down the hallway.
A bunch of people stumbled through the door, pushing and shoving, and then there wasn't any room in the waiting room. All the smashers were there, along w/ some muscular guys and some very sparsely dressed slutty looking women. One of those women walked down the hallway, her long obviously dyed blond hair swishing along w/ her, past hips that swayed proudly.
She poked her slut face into the emergency room Captain Falcon was in and smiled. A nurse w/ one arm and a broken ankle was holding a Playboy magazine open for him to look at. The woman recognized herself on the cover, along w/ her friend Torrie.
"So, are you enjoying that?" the slut asked Captain Falcon, stirring him from a most likely perverted reverie. Slowly and seductively she sauntered over to his bed. Putting a perfectly manicured finger on her picture on the cover she said, "That's me."
Captain Falcon stared, for lack of anything else to do.
"Tongue tied?" she wondered, licking her lips.
"No, his jaw is broken," the nurse answered.
"Did I ask you? NO!" She kicked the nurse's broken ankle, making her scream in pain. "Now, I'm Sable, what's your name?"
Captain Falcon rolled his eyes toward his diagnosis chart, where the name "Captain Falcon" was printed, along w/ a list of his many injuries. Sable glanced at the list.
"Poor baby! Wait, I know what will cheer you up!" She stepped back and ripped off her shirt. Shaking her voluptuous hips, she shimmied out of her tiny skirt.
Back in the waiting room (hahaha don't you hate me :PP), everyone was agitated. The muscular guys were beating each other up, and when they shoved each other the shoved person would make a domino effect of the Smashers.
"ENOUGH!!!" Gannondorf growled, stopping someone's fist w/ his giant hand. "We are all acting like animals! Now, if anyone is pissed off then go fight in the hallway! Jeez!!"
Half of everybody in the group shoved each other out the door. Only a few smashers remained, and they plopped themselves down on the chairs that smelled like pot, almost surreally. Pizza Boy Pikachu slapped a steak on his black eye and gazed around, daring anyone to look at him oddly. Across the room, Ness was using Impa's cell phone to call Guinness World Records; Impa also was checked into the hospital after the beating she took.
I was in the corner, writing a song. Yes I write songs are you gonna steal them? WELL, motherfucker?
Ok, I begin to sing my song and everyone covers their ears b/c my singing sucks some major ass:
Outside, I'm smiling
Inside, I'm crying
There you are...
Standing in the pouring rain
There you are...
As if I've caused you all this pain
There you are...
Staring daggers at me like it's my fault
There you are...
A glare so cold, it could freeze all the raindrops...
(Fast forward through song.. lalala)
Tomorrow...
You won't call me up to talk
You'll wake up, feeling like shit
and sore in an intimate spot
wishing you hadn't fucked that kid
But you did...
And forgot all about me
Too busy- sniffing rubbing alcohol
Too busy- giving football jocks blowjobs
And now,
I hope you've learned.
(fast forward some more lalala)
The clouds have cleared up,
And I can see the sun...
(END)
TADA!! I just put down the best parts. The begging has a tune like the end of Ayumi Hamasaki's "M." (Yeah, the song's called "M" I don't know why; maybe b/c she says "Maria?" yeah...) My song is called "Illusion." It's about my friend and if anyone steals it I'll know... only I can write and actually remember the lyrics; I didn't cut and paste this (unlike most of the other lyrics I've put in this story *sweatdrop*). But seriously, I have better songs than that. Also, feel special. I've never shown this song to ANYONE. It's really emotional. Even more emotional than the song I wrote when I was PMSing, on a sugar high, and in tears. Yeah. I just hope that friend don't read it... hahaha that'd be bad....
OK Harry Potter and friends healed Everyone in the whole damn hospital b/c I'm sick of being at the hospital. Hospitals SUCK unless you're sick. They just bring you down. Maybe that is what was wrong w/ Zanni...
Then, inviting Harry and his friend to stay at the best hotel in Metroid, the stupid monsters bulldozed the hospital. Then, they airlifted Hogwarts to its place. Yup. Harry and henchmen/women went w/ the smashers instead of staying at the shitty hotel. Yup.
Finally all the smashers plus some wrestlers are back at the mansion. Rey Mysterio had a new mask on, matching pants, his usual black fox shirt and no contacts in. Beside him, Yoshi was questioning him into boredom. Next to Yoshi, Tajiri, Roy, Marth, Funaki, Ultimo Dragon, and any other Japanese wrestlers I might have missed were talking in their mother tongue about boobs and then laughing, and, listening to their seemingly jibberish-like language and actually trying to figure out what they were saying, Zelda and Peach relaxed in their lounge dresses. All was so peaceful.
Over in a corner, some random people were taking drugs. Fox and Samus were watching Daredevil and missing most of it b/c they were making out, Beside them Ron was looking at the movie w/ mild interest, and, standing next to Ron, the cured Daisy was making out w/ Luigi like it was the last thing that she'd ever do.
She suddenly stopped and reached up to tap Ron on his towering shoulder.
Back in reality, he turned slowly to her. "What? Make it quick; I'm about to find out how he got blinded," he said irritably in a surprisingly deep voice w/ a heavy British accent as he looked down at the couple.
Fox and Samus stopped. "I can pause it for you if you want, Ron," Fox suggested, picking up the controller to the DVD player.
"Please do," the redhead said, thankfully glancing over his shoulder briefly. "Now, what?"
Daisy craned her neck to grin up at him. "Could you... make a condom appear? You're magic and all, right?"
Ron's ears turned bright red, and his face quickly followed. "Uhhh... You .... I.. wha- Um... I'll try.." He took his wand from a mysterious pocket inside his robes and muttered some things. A small flick of his wand and a condom appeared in his right palm. W/ a face still as red as his hair, he handed it to Daisy.
"Thanks, Ron. We'll need it..." Daisy dragged Luigi to the nearest Fuck Suite. Master Hand had explained that sexual feelings between 2 individuals that couldn't be cured through "self-gratification" could be taken to a Fuck Suite. Fuck Suites had candles, a Fuck Bed (straight from the Sims!), and other various romantic things (too lazy to elaborate :P).
"That's too much information!!" Ron yelled back, still embarrassed. Across the room Hermione had been watching. She trotted over to ask him about it.
"Ron... where did you learn that charm? I thought that you were-" Ron put a finger to her lips.
"I learned it in sex-ed class."
Hermione was about to question him but again he stopped her. "I know, we don't take a sex-ed class. But Madam Pompfry (spelling?) wanted to know if anyone wanted to know some... things. And you know how much Harry and I like the word 'vagina.'"
Rolling her eyes, Hermy walked off. Under her breath she said, "That could come in handy... muahaha..... *eyes flash red*"
Captain Falcon was cured and sitting by the window w/ Sable.
"So," Sable started, running her hand up Falcon's leg, "I've been wondering... would you, maybe, ever think about going out for coffee w/ me sometime?"
Captain Falcon, being the idiot that he is, actually had to take some time to think about it. "Yeah."
"Great!!!" Sable dragged him down to the Shop Arena and continued on the Cafe Latte. Inside, the same girl that Roy was w/ when Pikachu tried to help rob the cheese shop was there. She looked up from her position behind the counter.
"What can I get for you, lovely young couple, today?" she asked, bowing courteously in the traditional Japanese style.
"'Couple?' Why, thank you. But I only met him a few hours ago," Sable explained.
The girl smiled. "Frankly, Miss, I really don't give a shit. Now, again, what can I get for you?"
"You can get a book to lose the accent! It's annoying! Oh, and, I'd like a fat free Cafe Latte Cappuccino w/ double sugar, cream, and a little chocolate sauce."
"Miss, I already have a book, but it happened to work better for Roy than myself. And I'll try to make that "fat free cappuccino." I hope you trip over an extension cord and die, thank you for your business." She bowed once again and agitatedly started to pour cream and sugar into a cup. Turning back to them when it was done, she asked, "And what would you, respectable sir, be wanting on this fine sunny day?"
"Wow, I've never been called a respectable sir! Ahhh.. Oh, I want coffee w/ lots of sugar and cream and chocolate and honey and sprinkles and ice cream and marshmallows!"
Raising an eyebrow, the girl bowed and began making his not so coffeeish coffee. "Thank you for your business. On your way to your seats, please don't notice the extension cord my assistant put right in your walkway. Trip on it and spill your super hot drinks all over yourselves, and then have a nice motherfucking day, bitches!"
Sable sneered at her and started toward a chair. Sure enough, she failed to see the extension cord and her high heeled shoe became tangled in its knots. She screamed as her hot cappuccino burned her. Captain Falcon also walked into the extension cord and fell on her, spilling his coffee over both of them. Looking up into his eyes, Sable forgot about being burned in places we womenfolk should never be burned and looked up into his eyes. Her obvious thought was that he'd fallen on her purposely, instead of being so motherfucking stupid that he also fell seconds after she had, so she slowly untied her tie up gothic style night wear, revealing breasts too perfect to be real.
Disgusted customers watched as they started doing the nasty right there on the floor. The redheaded girl shook her head slowly, showing severe disgust. At that same second, the group of Japanese wrestlers along w/ Roy and Marth bust in the door.
Tajiri looked at Sable and Captain Falcon and shook his head also, but not from disgust. "Hahaha what happen to dem?" he asked w/ a heavy accent.
Funaki broke through the group to look. "Well, dey have severe burns and much issue," he explained, also shaking his head.
Sable looked up. "Urgg!" She stood up and bitch slapped Tajiri, and then slapped Funaki, Ultimo Dragon, Akio, Sakoda, Roy, and Marth all in one super slap. As they all rubbed their faces, she heaved Captain Falcon into the nearest bathroom.
Suddenly the entire cafe broke out in uncontrollable laughter. Even the redhead who seemed like she was having a bad day giggled a bit.
Roy looked at her. "Hi. Where else are you going to work besides here?"
She shrugged. "Here, there, everywhere." The wrestlers all looked at her, amazed by her ability to talk and have people actually understand instead of staring incomprehensibly. "Who would they all be?"
Roy introduced them all. And then, he introduced her to them. "She is my English teacher, I guess if that's what you could call her."
Every wrestler got down on their knees, touched their foreheads to the floor and chanted, "Kimi wa megami, Kimi wa megami!" (You are a Goddess! You are a Goddess!)
Marth laughed. The wrestlers were amazed by the way Roy and Marth spoke English. They had no accent, could actually pronounce the 'th' and 'l' sounds w/o messing up, and their grammar was immaculate. Except for an occasional fuck up that usually even native speakers made, they were awesome and fairly comfortable w/ it.
But, Master Hand wanted to be mean so he made it seem like they could only speak Japanese. That's why their winning things are so stupid. Besides Roy's voice of course. Roy's... evil... girly... voice.... GAAAAAAAHH!!
Okay, yeah. Back at the mansion, Zelda was done watching her and Zha's movie for the 15th time and she was in her dorm playing Vice City. Peach was sitting next to Zelda w/ a gloved arm around her waist. She giggled as Zelda ran over 2 bums right in front of a cop, and then slowly stroked Zel's blond hair. (Yeah, Zelda's hair is about like mine. Same length & color, but mine is more splintery. GAAHH split ends...)
Zelda sighed and the guy ran the purple Pimpmobile car into a wall. "Hmmm a hooker. I think I'll go screw her and then kill her for a refund!"
Peach smiled. Zelda made the guy (his name eludes me.. meh) go steal some dumbasses' sweetass car. Then he ran over three hookers for the hell of it. Finally, Zel found a whore up to 'her' standards. Hahaha and then they screwed and she got killed. That's what stupid hoes get in mah story!!!
Just then, a thunderous blast was heard. The two women rushed out into the hall to find Rey huddled in a corner, covering his face out of humiliation b/c some dickless fuckhead ripped his mask off. Beside him, John Cena was swordfighting w/ some random wrestler, next to John, Jigglypuff was crying and cowering along w/ Rey and some random Smasher (hmm lets make it Yoshi!), next to them, yet another random person had a joystick in their left and as far as we know dominant hand, black eyes glazed over in a power hungry stare, and a pudgy belly. Hmmm piece it together w/ me... What Smasher is left-handed, has black eyes and is pudgy? *Jeopardy tune plays loudly all around as everyone stops whatever they're doing in order to figure it out*
*the camera looks at everyone as they scrunch up their faces and put their hands on their chins. Also, some of those Jeopardy platforms have appeared in from of everyone*
*Alex Trebek walks out of the closet* "Ok, folks, your time is up! Now, let's check out what you all answered... after a few brief messages from our sponsors!" *a bunch of girls come out and flash everyone* John grabbed one of them on her way past him. "Wait... they were not our sponsors, folks. Please, don't slap an indecency charge on us, or our contestants won't get their winnings!" *the camera pans over everyone, from Peach and Zelda making sad faces to John Cena and the girl he grabbed making out*
Alex widened his eyes at them and then hurried to cover them. "Sorry folks. Uhhh... lets see those answers!" W/ blinding speed he pulled an electric stick out of his pocket and swiftly shocked John and his make-out partner. While he had his chance, Alex pushed a button on the wall and the girl dropped down a secret door in the floor. John offered a both threatening and stunned look before sinking down the wall next to Rey, Jigglypuff, and Yoshi, who kept glancing at the random person and sketching that person (hahaha I'm not saying if 'that person' is male or female!! hahaha I suck...) onto their little electronic writing spaces.
"Okay, Peach, what did you get?"
Peach stared back. "Who are you? How do you know my name?"
"Please, push the red button, Peach."
She did as she was told and then her answer appeared. It was written in big fancy letters w/ a lot of extra drawings and curls, making it almost illegible.
"Um... what does that say?"
"It says 'a person w/ left hand and black eyed peas.' Wait... I thinks that's supposed to say 'black eyes and pudgy.' Oh well." *Peach falls on the floor and starts making snow angels*
"Ok. Zelda?"
Zelda's writing was neat, orderly, concise, and pretty. Alex wiped away a bit of drool from his mouth.
"I think that the random person is Samus."
"Um, wrong. I don't even think her eyes are black. Ah, you tried. Rey? Your answer?"
Rey pushed the button and his spiky handwriting appeared on the front of the booth. His handwriting was messy but readable, w/ uneven spaces in between words, which were written in Spanish.
"La persona al azar es '????????'" He read w/o looking at it, his hands still over his face.
"Yeah. Wrong. Jigglypuff?"
Jigglypuff pushed the red button and a shitty sketch of the random person appeared.
"Umm... Jigglypuff.... What did you guess?"
She shrugged and Alex sighed. "John, what did you get?"
John stood up. "I want that chick back, Alex! Where'd you put her?"
"She landed safely on an arbitrarily placed pile of dirty laundry in the basement."
John ran off to find the girl and Alex sighed. "Yoshi?"
Yoshi pushed the button, a picture of a bong appeared. "The letter of the day is.... '3!' And the number of the day is 'fuck you!' No, wait, it's bong! Yay!"
Alex took out his electric stick and shocked Yoshi, then sent him down into the basement via trap door. "Sorry folks. Now, random person, WHO ARE YOU?"
The random person smiled and, standing up, sank into a corner clutching the joystick, singing in a quivering whisper "I'll never tell..." Then the person turned and ran to the dorm that they were assigned to.
Alex turned to the camera. "For your information, folks, this was an incredible easy question, considering that only 3 of the smashers have black hair, and only six, Jean included, are left handed, out of 30!!!! THIRTY!!!! ARE YOU ALL STUPID? DON'T YOU TAKE VERY CAREFUL NOTICE OF WHAT HAND A PERSON HOLDS THEIR FORK IN? PEN?!?! GAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA!!!!"
Peach got up from making her snow angels and stepped up to her Jeopardy podium. "I have a dream today. I dream of a world where people are judged by the content of their character, not the hand they write w/. Alex Trebek, you are a hand racist!!!"
*audible gasp by all in attendance* Alex Trebek stepped back. "I am not!! I just think -scratch that, know- that people who are left-handed are dyslexic! It's a proven fact!!"
MewTwo walked out of the closet and shook his head. "No, trying to make left-handed people use their right hand when they are not comfortable w/ it makes them dyslexic. That is a proven fact, hand racist!"
Alex Trebek started to sweat like Link does when he goes inside a volcano. "So? I... what... GAHHH screw this!!!" *Alex throws his electric stick at a random person and then runs away to the jeopardy van, crying*
Ha ha ha... man Alex Trebek sux. I can't stand him. And that's why he insulted my ppls. I'm right handed, but wondered what it would be like to be left handed so I used that hand for a day. Yeah, so it turns out I'm ambidextrous! In eating, coloring, writing, but not drawing (hmmmm wondering).
MewTwo, Peach, and Zelda skipped down the hall to the lounge room, singing, "When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's a moraaaaaaaallllll...." Rey was still huddled in the corner, but now that he was sure people were gone he had his face uncovered. He is sooooooooo cute!! *droooooool puddle* Almost cute enough to rival Roy... heh. But, since he is cute, he also looks underage. Yeah.
Back at the lounge room, there was a party. But it wasn't a drinking party. Roy made everyone have plastic cups full of Kool Aid. MewTwo and Peach walked in, but Zelda was nowhere to be found. But, since everyone was on a sugar high, no one noticed.
Meanwhile, down seven flights of stairs, in a cold, mildewed place known as a 'basement,' Zelda was sitting, wide awake, before her captor...
tbc.... in Chappy 13: Part 2!
Yeah... So I wanted to cut this chappy off cuz some pplz were asking me stuffs.
Excalibur130, I didn't say I didn't like it. The writing fucking rocks! But I didn't quite get the plot, and in my review I'll admit I sounded like a conceited asshole/bitch/ho, *shakes head* Just don't hate me for sounding like a conceited bitch-ho, kudatte, and thanks for an honest opinion!
Justin Lynn, no, I never played the game just saw the commercial for it. And the song was like....WO. Yeah. And I think it is called "simple and clean," but it's actually pretty easy to jumble up J-Pop songs.
There's a plot, it is just like, complicated. There are subtle notes about what it is, so subtle even I, the writer who can kill off Captain Falcon as she pleases- speaking of that, it's still raining and Captain Falcon and Sable just got hit by lighting, don't see them. Maybe it's, like, reading ability (mine SUCKS). *shrugs*
I finally put up my Swordswoman story!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! Go check it out over at Fictionpress.com; search for either CAHLAY or Swordswoman. It's only PG-13, but not any softer than this story. But it is like angsty writing, not yet, but it will be. This story, for me, is a fun thing to do when I've got the time, which is why the plot is so... 'undetectable.' HMM.