How this all became Chapter 14: Pink redi, a super smash brothers fanfic

BACK! Ahhhhh... and w/ a head full of fresh hentai XDDDDDDDD!!! Hentai rocks.

Oh yeah, the cliffhanger! slaps self

Ø.Ø Anyway,

Zelda was staring up at her captor. Is that what she was doing? Damn, that's stupid. How about:

Zelda was biting her captor's leg as she stared up at him. Nah. Maybe:

Zelda was biting her captor's leg as she stared up at him and watched him strip b/c he was really hot. Yeah. But why was he stripping? Ahhhhh... I've got it:

Zelda was biting her captor's leg as she stared up at him and watched him strip b/c he was really hot and the room was on fire. I like it.

Oh, fuck, the room's on fire!

Damn blonde! Ah, so that means:

Zelda was biting her captor's leg as she stared up at him and watched him strip b/c he was really hot and the room was on fire and he wanted to save her from the fire b/c he was not really a captor at all, but a savior. But Zelda didn't know that he was a savior, so:

Yup.

I AM THE CENSOR. I AM THE PART OF THE BRAIN THAT FAILS TO WORK IN WHOEVER IS WRITING THIS STORY. OBVIOUSLY, SINCE I DO NOT WISH TO KEEP ANYONE WAITING ANYMORE, I SHALL CONTINUE TO THE NEXT SENTENCE, B/C THIS COULD GO ON FOR A WHILE. Luv, the Censor
P.S.- BRING ME SOME SACRIFICIAL OFFERINGS SOMETIME.

Ah- that is the censor. Hmm he is the reason that my "lemony" chapter was not so lemonish. He is evil, and I will listen to him this once....

"We must leave!" said the captor/savior/hot guy. "..or we will die. Or other potentially serious side effects, such as burning feeling in any body part, blindness and even flaky skin."

Zelda stopped biting his tasty leg (mmmmm tastes like chicken!) and looked at him. Seeing that he was stripping, she said, "I see. So, doggy-style or missionary? I don't really prefer..."

"Ma'am?!?" he was surprised. "This place is on fire!"

Zelda looked around. "So? I fucked Link while Gannondorf's castle was falling in around us."

The savior was impressed. "Whoa. You have some skill. But I would like to put this fire out first." He made sure he shook his ass to go over to the fire and proceed to take off his pants and beat the fire down.

The fire just got bigger.

Panicking, the savior yelled for help. Over in the corner, John Cena and his mystery chick got up.

"You yelled for help?" the girl asked, then saw the fire. "Oh, that. Forget it. Just go back to making out."

They turned to walk away but the savoir tapped John on the shoulder. "Were you... you know.... over in the corner?"

"What, having sexual intercourse? Of course! But only with the protection of Trojan Condoms! Who knows what venereal disease that slightly loose woman might have?" John threw a spare condom at the savior. It hit him square in the left eye, blinding him.

Zelda immediately was at his side, wondering if he wanted to take his mind off of the pain in his eye. When he nodded, she pushed him onto his back and performed a long strip tease, considering how many clothing layers she had on.

First off came the shoulder pads, then the dress, then the slip, then the under slip, underwear, under slip, underwear, and finally complete nudity! Except for the triforce earrings and hairpin thingie, which Zelda promptly removed.

Since the savior was already naked and w/ a 12-inch boner, Zelda's job was a lot easier.

(Beware..... I am about to ignore the censor and write a graphic sex scene)

(Come on, Hentai high, what happened?)

Ahhhhh..... here goes nothing:

Zelda gave him the best hand job of his life, and then followed it w/ the best blowjob of his life. He cummed in her mouth and she swallowed every drop of it, which made him cum even more. They followed this pattern until he was sure that she'd sucked every last bit out of him.

She sat up, dignified, and crawled over to sit on his stomach.

"What's your name, in case I want to scream it at any time from here on out?"

"My name is Roy-"

Zelda got up and screamed. She looked at him and screamed. She looked at him again and screamed.

"What? My name is Royal One, defender of the poor. I never reveal my real name, due to the fact that severe irritation of the mailbox could occur when used w/ enemies."

Zelda sank down to her knees, slowly letting her breath go, too.

"Why did you scream like that?"

Zelda didn't know. It wasn't that she wouldn't mind having fifteen minutes in a dark room w/ the Bishounen Roy, but to just suck his balls dry and ask for names later was unacceptable. She had to change her ways, after she got her slice of the pie and a little sex, too.

"No reason." She smiled at him and straddled his face, not asking for anything but demanding it.

As his tongue slid up into her she brought forth the fantasy of her and Roy that she'd created while fingering herself. It got her off, but made her embarrassed when she had to be anywhere near the messy-haired teenager.

I'm only two years older, she thought. That's not so much...

Back at the lounge room, the party was severely boring b/c the lives of the party were all out hunting for Zelda.

The Pikachu, Popo, Link, Y'Link, and Marth team was assigned to the attic. As usual, Link had to drag Y'Link and Marth along so that they had no chance of killing each other. (Hey, is this deja vu or what? :PPPPP)

Pikachu was trying on all of the old clothes in the attic. He found a disco suit and all of a sudden a big disco ball dropped down and everyone was suddenly wearing disco outfits. "One More Time" started playing and Link and Marth were dancing very close. Yeah... and Pikachu kept trying to put a move on Y'Link but Y'Link isn't a moron, so he chopped Pikachu until he had no fur left.

But then Pikachu started to hump his leg, reverting back to retarded Pokemon mode.

"PIKACHU!! You asswipe!" Y'Link yelled so angrily that he made Pikachu deaf. Popo saw what was happening and then took his time laughing. Then, he pulled a dildo out of his disco pocket and threw it at Pikachu.

The Pokemon squealed and ran into a dark corner w/ his new toy. Y'Link looked at him, and then at Popo. "What the-?" Y'Link felt like not happiness kind of stuffs.

Popo opened his disco coat and revealed all kinds of dildos. "They were in the coat. You should see what's in yours."

Y'Link stuck his hand in and pulled out.... "OMG!! WTF IS THAT?!?!?" Y'Link wondered.

Popo looked at it and decided that it was... "OMG!! MARTH, COME TELL US WHAT THIS IS!!"

Marth looked at it. "It's a hairbrush. Haven't you guys ever seen one?" He looked at Y'Link's hair w/ spite. "Sorry- I guess not."

Y'Link examined it so carefully that it broke. He found another one in his disco pocket and tentatively ran it through his hair. Magicalness kinds of stuffs happened!!! Y'Link grinned for the first time ever since he got back from being an adult. He ripped his hat off and combed his hair until it shined so bright that Pikachu's dark corner was illuminated. W/ it all slicked back, he looked like Draco Malfoy w/ Elfie ears. SO CUTE!

He ran over to the window and looked out, making the world so bright that all trace of hunger and poverty was erased by looking at his shiny hair. All the evil monsters that Link fought as a kid and an adult all perished -for good- and blind guys trying to cross the busy intersection of the Nintendo world town and were about to be hit by some evil racer all stopped being blind and kicked some car ass.

Y'Link jumped out of the window of the mansion and rolled, determined to spread the joy of hair brushing to all parts of Nintendo world. Popo, afraid, jumped out after him and immediately broke his leg. Then, w/ the light of Y'Link's hair gone off across the field to a street called "Fuckyourmother Lane," Popo's bad luck descended on him when a flock of geese ran over and shit on his disco outfit, and then a bunch of ducks came over and rubbed the shit in and shit some more, and then some retarded squirrels came over and ate the shit, taking a lot of skin, too. Pikachu saw him and jumped down onto his stomach, then fucked his ass w/ the dildo. When he ran off, he accidentally thundershocked him.

Popo was so pissed off that he yelled, causing an avalanche in his hometown to melt and carry him off in a flood. He washed up on an island inhabited by cannibals. He could do nothing as they crowded around him, examining his wounds...

The Roy, Yoshi, Mario, Jean, and Anaxandra team was assigned to the basement. Mario was riding on Yoshi and attempting to get him to move. He made Yoshi throw his tongue out by punching him in the back of the head, but no matter what he did, Yoshi wouldn't budge.

Roy was getting not happiness feelings. He watched Mario be a jackass for fifteen minutes before he clapped and made Yoshi run over to him.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Mario wondered.

"Motte manuke onore da yo ne," Roy answered, pissed off.

Everyone scratched his or her head, but knew what he said was insulting since everything Roy said in Japanese was almost always an insult.

They all continued to search the basement to find Zelda. But did Zelda want to be found? They wanted to find her.

Jean seemed insanely good at looking through dark cobwebby places, after all she did go through a million of them in the mental version of my Swordswoman story. She knew what she was looking for this time, though. A seventeen year old slutty elf w/ too big tits and blond hair.

Easy to find!

Roy opened a door and a pile of flour landed on him. He yelled agitatedly, and Anaxandra quickly had her hands on his floured shoulders.

"It helps if you don't get mad. You keep yourself angry when you yell and ponder things. Forget it."

Roy turned, disgusted b/c she was right. "What are you, another Kameline?"

Anaxandra smiled the smile that made peoples' hearts melt. "She may have taught me a thing or two."

Roy continued on, wondering what else Kammie taught Zanni. Mario opened a random door and got covered in wine. Yoshi opened a door and got covered in pizza.

Jean knew better than to open another door, but she would have to eventually, since they were wandering down an endless hallway.

Suddenly, Roy, who was leading them all, stopped. Jean and Anaxandra ran into him, and Yoshi and Mario into them.

He turned, and confirmed their worst fear. "I think we're going in circles. Over there is the place where Yoshi opened the door and pizza fell on him."

Jean nodded. "Maybe we could open the doors and make sure that we stay behind them. That way, no one will have anything fall on them." They all nodded their approval, and Yoshi went to try it out. He kept his back to the door, and as he pulled at it, he made sure to keep still.

He watched a huge rock fall right where he would have been standing had he not used Jean's suggestion. And, so, they used Jean's excellent plan in order to open so many doors w/ so many unpleasant things behind them. Finally, Anaxandra pulled open a door that didn't dump something on the floor.

She motioned them all over to her, and they all went in together. Roy almost immediately fell over laughing. All around, hanging off of the ceiling, shelves, and walls, were hunks of fish. Anaxandra pointed to another door, and Roy was elected to open it. He did it insanely quickly.

Inside the door, He saw Zelda and some guy screwing doggy-style. Instantly he laughed, and then it hurt to move he was laughing so hard, and he had to sit down. The rest of the team hurried to see.

Jean and Anaxandra narrowed their eyebrows in disgust, hoping they'd found her reading a nice little book like "The Three Bears." They don't like sex since they had to use it to get money for necessities.

Zelda stopped moaning long enough to look at them in embarrassment and rip Royal One's dick out of her. She rushed over and threw on just her pink dress, and, finally, went to the door and greeted them.

When Roy stood up Zelda's eyes widened for a split second and then rolled back into her head as she fainted when she realized what he had seen her and the guy doing.

Back at the lounge room, a big party was being thrown and everyone was drunk, yes even Roy and Jean. Zelda sat close enough to Roy to feel his body heat, but not close enough to have their thighs touch.

"Oh, yeah, so den, kare, took da ashi and besides da matter he faru and hurt!" Roy was reaaaallly bad at English when he was drunk. His accent had come back, as had Marth's, (Marth's? or is it Marths? dammit I suck at my own language!!!! guuuurrrrrr...........) and they were nearly ununderstanderableness. Now I know that's not a word!

Zelda was amazed at them, so she waited until they were less drunk and more hungover to talk to them.

"So, Roy, I was w-w-wonder.... what I really want to ask is.... do you think it would be fitting.. to.... have me...."

Roy looked sideways at her, shook his head, passed out, woke up, looked at her, shook his head, passed out, woke up, drank some more beer, and finally asked, "Oh, pink redi, what is you want?"

"Will you go out w/ me?!?" Zelda blurted, and then turned red. Marth laughed, and Tajiri had appeared next to him so he was laughing too, and then, confused, he sat up.

"Waratte iru ka?" (what are we laughing at?) Tajiri asked.

Marth turned to him. "Zerda agerira Roy kai ga iru...."

Roy laughed, and Zelda heard her name through a thick drunk Japanese accent, and Roy's, w/ some other words in between. Suddenly Roy grabbed her hand and led her out the door.

He leaned heavily against the wall in the lavishly decoratedness hallway, and smirked at her. "What you want out here, pink redi?"

Zelda blinked, misunderstanding. "I want to go out w/ you. You understand? Date, dinners, eat together, boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Roy stared at her, and then stared at her more, and then stared even more, and then he finally looked like he was thinking about what she said. He stopped leaning on the wall and stood erect (heh heh heh, erect...). "Yes, pink redi! I rove to! I rike you, pink redi. Ret's go have drink, and tark."

Zelda smiled. Mission accomplished.

Jean swayed drunkenly, and sat down on one of Peach's ugly ass pink couches decked out in tacky bows. She stared at a certain spot in the floor, and remembered when she could do this all the time. Janine would snort w/ laughter, and later tell her that the hangover was worth it for all of Jean's joking and generally being funny.

(I'm about to cut and paste from my Swordswoman story... beware!)

Jean stood up, the vodka that she had been drinking obviously interfering with her ability to do so, and she announced drunkenly, "Tomorrow, I'm going to that castle! I'll impress the queen yet! If she wants a swordswoman, she'll get one!" She raised her cup high in the air and the others followed suit, then dumped the rest of whatever they had in their cups down their throats.
Once back in her chair, Jean clapped Janine's shoulder. "She won't even look at anyone else. I'll be the best one. You just watch!"

Anaxandra watched Jean go down memory lane in her... mind... yeah. She, too, could recall times of things that would remain locked in memory, aspects of herself she never wanted to show again. (yes, more copying and pasting..)

"'What?'" she mocked him. "You can be so ignorant sometimes! Just like mother..." Anaxandra switched her disgusted frown to her mother, whose knee length hair was let loose for no apparent reason. "It's been six months! There can't be that few swordswomen in this town!"
Alexander sighed. "She has other things to do than rush to meet your demands, Zan. Just be patient, like you used to be."
Sneering, Anaxandra picked up her pace. Not even looking back to see if the male mirror image of herself was following or not, she trotted to the table piled high with every food imaginable.

It almost made her cry to think of herself like that, but an easy life in the castle had made her a spoiled brat and, though she may not have admitted it then, she was disgusted w/ herself.

sorry, but I feel like my chappies are waaaaaaaaayy too long. And, since I know that I hate stories w/ long chappies, I am shortening each chappy to 3,000 words or less. That will make them go faster, but not be so short that I leave everyone bitching at me.

thank you, as always, for taking time out of your precious day to read my story.

Arigatou.

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