Oh My Goddess: Tales From the What If Machine
Hi Mallow here with another story, yeah I know it's not good to write things when you have so many other uncompleted projects but I trust me, ideas are hard to come by and while I still have yet to complete another Oh My Goddess Story of mine, "Sins of a Goddess" (which I'd like you to read as well) its hard to come up with dramatic ideas so I decided to take a break from it and the story will be put on hold for now but don't fret fans like Sci-Raptor, I'll continue it sooner rather than later.
So you're wondering what's this story about? Well have you EVER wondered how the story of Oh My Goddess would have played out if the characters were different? Or if they met people from other animes how they would react? If the world were different what would happen? Wait are you saying I'm the only one who thinks this? Well presenting from the back corners of the wacky mind of Mallow, Random What If Tales. Prologue
It began as a day like any other at the temple
Keiichi: now if I move the clutch here...
Keiichi was doing homework as normal
BANG
Keiichi: maybe I could...
BANG
Keiichi: increase the output without affecting the speed
BANG
Belldandy/Peorth: More Tea Keiichi?
BANG
Keiichi: thanks Bell...wait what are you doing here Peorth?
BANG
Peorth: oh can't I visit my favorite mortal? Besides I seem to be in the rest of the stories this author writes
BANG
Keiichi: well...hey you're right, anyway I need to get this paper done by tomorrow or the prof will have my head
BANG
Keiichi: I just have one question...
BANG
Keiichi: WHO'S MAKING ALL THAT NOISE??!!
BANG
Belldandy: I'm not sure, but I think Skuld is working on some new project of hers. She says it's a special surprise that will amaze all of us
Keiichi: so what is it?
Belldandy: she doesn't want to spoil the surprise
Keiichi: she must be working non-stop that banging noise has gone on for several days now
BANG
Belldandy: well I'm sure whatever she's working on will something wonderful
As if on cue, Skuld's voice rang from her room
Skuld: EUREKA!!!!! I'M FINISHED!!!!!
And Skuld herself darted right in front of them
Skuld: guys! Guys! My newest invention is finally done!
Belldandy: that's wonderful
Keiichi: yeah Skuld (now I can finally get some work done)
Skuld: I want all of you to gather at my room in 10 minutes I just have to show you my newest invention right away!!!!!
Belldandy: very well
Peorth: you piqued my interest
Keiichi: eerr okay I guess if it doesn't take too long (so much for having time to get work done) And so 10 minutes later at Skuld's room
Urd: this better be good kid, my favorite soaps gonna start in half an hour
Skuld: hmph you won't doubt me as soon as I unveil my greatest invention!!!!
Skuld proceeded towards a large lump in the middle of the room covered by a cloth, she pulls it off.
Skuld: tadahh!!!!
Keiichi: eeerrrrr
Urd: what...
Peorth: is it?
Belldandy: oh how cute
To call it an oddity of a machine would have been an overstatement. All it looked like was an old fashion yellow TV with bunny ear antennas sticking out of it. There was a long cable with a helmet attached to it.
Skuld: May I present to you, Mr Alternate Dimension What If Machine?
Keiichi: the what?
Skuld: oh its quite simple you put on this helmet and ask the machine a question of what could have been and Mr A's TV screen will give you a glimpse of how things might have worked out in a convienent half hour episode
Urd: um didn't Futurama already do something very similar?
Skuld: Quiet!!! Since Fox cancelled good shows like Futurama to make stupid reality shows, they have no right to own ideas like this don't you think?
Urd: you have a point but I still think this is another one of your junk inventions
Skuld: okay so who wants to give it a try?
Keiichi: are you sure its safe?
Skuld: it's perfectly safe unless you're afraid, Keiichi
Keiichi: (well I guess I am a little...) well I er don't have a question right now
Belldandy: neither do I
Peorth: (this is my big chance!!!! Maybe I can ask to see how thing would have worked out if Keiichi chose me instead of Belldandy. But I can't ask my question with her still here, I'll have to wait until she leaves) nope no question here
Skuld: doesn't anyone have a question??!! And to think those days I spent slaving over my greatest invention only to have no one appreciate it, I bet no one can think of a question good enough for Mr A
Urd: I could use a laugh, okay I have a question to ask, so what do I have to do?
Skuld: put on the helmet
Urd: okay but this better not mess up my hair
Urd put on the helmet and made a sly smile
Urd: I'm going to enjoy this...
Keiichi: (when Urd gives a smile like this that means she's thinking of something big...I have a bad feeling about this)
Urd: okay everyone, for your viewing pleasure the great goddess Urd's question...
To Be Continued...
What question will Urd ask the What If machine? Find out next chapter...
Yeah yeah I know leaving things off with a cliffhanger before the story hasn't even gone anywhere but hey that means you'll tune in for the next chapter right? Heh heh