IMPORTANT!!!
Dear Readers,
I know author notes aren't allowed, but I'm hoping that they won't delete this one. It's a very important note involving this story. Plus... there's more than just a note in here anyway... bwuhahahahaha.
As of right now, I will no longer update on this story. It's been so long, I've been through so much.. I can't remember what I had planned. So unless I remember the plot, I will not complete this story. I may end up deleting it in the end.
And I sincerely apologize for not updating on "Ever After." Trust me, I feel horrible. But when you're not inspired, how can you write? Honestly.. Can you? I can't.
This is for Ravage—
I miss ya a lot girl! MSN is being a pain in the ass again, which is why I have not signed on. I miss ya bunches, Sakiya too! I hope ya'll are doing well! ::hugs::
And that concludes this letter... please forgive me. I feel as if I have failed.
-NGP-
A little humor to close off this note:
Presenting– Shippou, singing Osuwari!!
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha? What do you think he's going to sing?
Inuyasha: Keh, how in the hell am I supposed to know? (Snickers.) I bet you a cup of ramen it's going to stink. (Rolls his eyes annoyingly.) Stupid kid.
Miroku: Shhh! We want to listen to the show! If you're going to talk, take it outside!
Inuyasha/ Kagome: (Blinks.)
Sango: Miroku... are you ok?
Miroku: Of course I am Sango. Just enjoying... the show.
Sango: (Twitches irritatingly.)
-On the other side of the room-
Jaken: Master Sesshomaru! Are you sure you wish to endure this torture we're about to receive from that little brat?!
Sesshomaru: Silence. If you wish not to listen, then leave. This is merely to entertain Rin.
Jaken: (Pouts.) Yes Lord Sesshomaru. (Sits down and glares towards the happy Rin.) 'Oh the things I deal with.'
Rin: Oh look! There he is! I see his eye!
Sesshomaru: Are you enjoying yourself Rin?
Rin: Very much! (Smiles sweetly.)
Sesshomaru: Good.
-Across from those two-
Kikyo: This is absolutely absurd. Explain to me why we're doing this again?
Koga: To watch that little brat make a fool of himself. And then once everyone's attention is attained, I can launch an attack on that mangy mutt.
Kikyo: You will not. Your hands will not touch a hair on his head, you hear me?
Koga: (Sweat drops.) Relax! It was only a joke.. sheesh! Women... just enjoy the show.
Kikyo: (twitch)
-Back Stage-
Shippou: (Gulp.) So many people are here. Even Sesshomaru! And Koga! The only ones who haven't arrived are... (pause) ...great.
-In the room-
Kagura: Why did you drag me here Naraku? I was quite content with torturing those demons.
Naraku: To learn more, that is all.
Kagura: Learn more? Learn more about what?
Naraku: ... fun.
Kagura/ Kanna: . . . . . .
-Stage-
Kohaku: Alright Shippou! Let's go!
Shippou: (Gulp.) Alright... I'll go.. (Wanders to the curtain, shaking.) Oh man...
Kohaku: I'm turning on the lights and starting the music.
Shippou: ....right....
(Lights turn on. The audience becomes silent.)
Shippou: Here it goes.... (Walks out, greeted by an applause.)
Kagome: Go Shippou! (Glares at Inuyasha.)
Inuyasha: Woo hoo... feh..
Sango/ Miroku: You can do it!
Rin: Yay!!!
Sesshomaru: ...
Jaken: Why me...? (Sobs.)
Kikyo: You owe me for this.
Koga: Whatever. Entertain us fox boy!
Kagura: How annoying.
Naraku: Silence.
Kagura: (Sighs.)
Shippou: (Gulps again.) 'Looks like a full house...'
Kohaku: 3.. 2.. 1.. Let's go!
(The music begins to play– a heavier rock version of Jingle Bells... instrumental.)
(Some of the crowd cheers wildly.)
Shippou: Rock on Japan!! (Flips his hair and begins to sing.)
'Osuwari! Osuwari! Down the hanyou goes! Prayer beads around his neck, bringing him to his nose!
Osuwari! Osuwari! Down the hanyou goes! Prayer beads around his neck, bringing him to his nose!'
Inuyasha: (Twitch.)
Kagome: (Giggles.) Woo hoo!
Sesshomaru, Kagura, Koga, Kikyo, Naraku, Sango, Miroku: (Glances towards Inuyasha, blinks, and directs their gaze back towards Shippou.)
Inuyasha: Grrr...
Shippou: 'Five centuries ago, Inuyasha laid pinned to a tree. Then Kagome came and set the hanyou free!
The hanyou was real bad. The hanyou was real mean. Kaede took some prayer beads now hear Kagome scream!'
Kagome: (Sweat drop.)
Inuyasha: (Places his hand near Tetsusaiga, growling annoyingly and twitching.)
Everyone else: (Blinks again, cheering on the child.)
Shippou: 'Ohhhh! Osuwari! Osuwari! Down the hanyou goes! Prayer beads around his neck, bringing him to his nose!
Osuwari, Osuwari! Now Kagome's cross! Grind his face into the ground and make some hanyou sauce!
Grind his face into the ground and make... some... hanyou... sssaaaauuuucccceeeee!!! (Drops to his knees in a rock and roll position.)
Crowd: WOO HOO!!!
Kagome: (BIG sweat drop.) Oiyeeee..
Sango/ Miroku: Eh-heheheheh.
Inuyasha: That's it. SHIPPOU!! (Jumps from his chair and removes his sheath, holding the covering towards the kitsune.)
Shippou: (Blinks.) ....AHHHH!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Sango/ Miroku: (Sweat drop.) Eh-heheheh.
Sesshomaru: ...
Rin: Run Shippou! Run!
Jaken: Muwahahahaha. That's entertainment.
Kikyo/ Koga: ...
Naraku/ Kagura: Let's go.
Kanna: (Nods and follows)
(Crashing is heard, chairs and tables go flying.)
Kagome: Inuyasha!! SIT BOY!!
Shippou: Ahhhhhh!!
Inuyasha: .... ARGH! Kagome!! (Crashes into a table.)
Kagome: Would you grow up Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: Me..?! How about you!!
Kagome: GRRR!!
Inuyasha: GRRR!!! (The two continue to argue.)
Sango: Hmm... shall we leave?
Miroku: Yup.
Koga: Let us join you. (Follows the two.)
Kikyo: (Sighs.) Very well. (Follows as well.)
Sesshomaru: Rin.. come along.
Rin: Coming! (Skips playfully after the demon Lord.)
Jaken: But it's getting good!
Sesshomaru: Come.
Jaken: Meep... yes sir. (Follows.)
Shippou: (Watches people leave and Kagome and Inuyasha arguing.) Man... what a mistake.
Kohaku: I think it went well.
Shippou: (Twitch.)
Kohaku: (Sweat drop.)
Shippou: Only one more thing to say...
Kohaku: What's that?
Shippou: .... word.