Disclaimer: Not mine. Actually, I tweaked the names a bit, so I own everything but the line ' batabatabata ' which was stolen from Hamstaro. An evil anime show about hamsters who run around yelling "BATABATABATA", something you should only yell at a baseball game.
Piptaro
Once upon a time there was a colony of Free Range
Hamsters. They lived in peace with the land, making
burrows and farming the land. The good hamsters had
been living there for centuries, creating a common
tongue, and many different sections of their land.
There was Brookborough, and Tuckland, and Hamsterton.
The river Randybrine marked the edge of the Thire, as
they called the collective lands.
Of course, with peace comes war. Or pranks at least.
"Come on Piptaro, or we won't make it! Farmer Baggot
will catch us!" A young hamster yelled back to his
cousin.
"I'm coming! batabatabata Wait up Ferry!" Piptaro
said, while making that cute noise that hamsters make
when they run.
"We'll never make it to cousin Dodo's house!
batabatabata We'll be caught!" Ferry wailed loudly.
Piptaro stopped and stood on his hind feet. "What are
you doing Pipitaro?" Ferry asked, turning to stand
next to is friend.
"I know a short cut! Follow me!" Piptaro said, running
batabata down a tree off the main road. "Weeeeeeee,
this is fun!!!!!" Ferry exclaimed as he slid down a
tree trunk after Piptaro.
The branch let off near a pond. "Hey! Let's go
fishing!" Piptaro said excitedly, forgetting all
danger. "Okay!" Ferry said. They got their poles out
and started fishing. They had been fishing for hours
when Piptaro caught the BIG one.
"Hello! My name is Osama fin Laden, and I am a magic
fish!" Osama fin Laden the magical fish said. (A/N: Ha
ha, see what I've done there? See what I've done? I've
brought life and the story together.)
"Really?" Piptaro said, anime eyes wider than usual.
"Umm... yeah. If you let me go, I will grant you a wish.
Anything your heart desires." Osama fin Laden said.
Ferry picked up the fish and cooked it. "Yay! Fish! My
heart desired fish, how did you know?" Piptaro said,
eating the fish. "Umm, could years of spending nearly
every waking with you have something to do with it?"
Ferry said.
"Whatever. Hey, let's go home and eat more food!"
Piptaro said.
"Okay." Ferry said.
Then the hamsters went home and ate food, then they
went to bed, had hot hamster sex, and slept till
morning.
Yay, that was great. Inspired by my friend's hamster
(Pippin, no lie) and Story Time: Cracking Your Code by Jayne Cortese. Which is friggin hilarious. If you
want me to I will write more. One review asking for
more and I will write more. Okay then.