Here it is... The real chapter 1!...
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CHAPTER 1
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1 hour later...
"My fault? you were the one who was stupid enough to GIVE him the battery!" Shego screamed at her boss so loud the entire lair was shaking.
"You acted like you didn't care if we lost! That's the nineteenth time this month! You know Drakken, I'm beginning to think that you aren't capable at all of committing a decent crime. The Senors gave me a nice offer for a job as a tutor again. And you know what? I'm actually considering leaving you for good. You don't care a thing about my well-being or happiness, Drakken. And They do! That's it! I've made up my mind. Straight in the morning, I'M LEAVING!"
And then Shego ran up the stairs, and into her room, slamming the door behind her.
Drakken slumped down in the chair at his desk. He felt awful. His feelings were hurt, and his heart broken. He did care about Shego, A lot. He had just been too shy and scared to show it.
"But Starting right now," Drakken said aloud, " Things will be different! I will prove to Shego that I can commit a decent crime, AND, I shall show her once and for all how much I love her!"
"But just how should I do it?" He whispered quietly. This was the only problem. Think! Think! Than suddenly, he remembered something! Tomorrow was February fourteenth! Valentine's Day! But also... it was Shego's birthday!
He only knew this last piece on information, because he had peeked in her diary one night last year and found a page labeled 'Feb 14th (My birthday)'
He knew he shouldn't have, but he wanted to know more about her so bad! And Shego hardly ever talked to him. She lived a rather secret life, other than the fighting Kim Possible, and arguing (With him).
He had to get her a Birthday/Valentine present! Something beautiful, (and expensive). But he knew if he bought it, it wouldn't make a difference to her than just an old junky present. But if he stole it... yes that was it. Prove that he could be just as evil as Shego! He would steal her the most beautiful present ever!
Drakken snuck silently into Shego's room. Shego was in the connecting bathroom. Drakken could hear the bath water running. Whenever Shego was stressed out she took a bath.
That's strange, He thought. Shego dosn't usually get so stressed over an argument. Unlike me, she's usually pretty calm. Once she gets all her all her anger out by yelling at me...or hitting me... or punching me in the stomach, or... Drakken then relised that he was in Shego's ROOM. If he got caught in Shego territory, he was DEAD MEAT!
I'd better hurry. He told himself, running over to Shego's magazine rack and grabbing a few magazines. Once he was safley out of Shego's room, he sat down to look at stuff that Shego might like.
He flipped through magazines for over a half hour, finding nothing that suited Shego at all.
Thinking it best to give up and try looking elsewhere for ideas for a perfect gift for her, he closed the magazine. It was then that he noticed a page had fallen out onto the ground. He picked it up.
The picture on the magazine page amazed him.
He had found the perfect gift to steal for Shego. Drakken was so excited! He would surley win her heart!
He grabbed his coat and set off on his most evil and important mission.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
R&R!
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CHAPTER 1
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1 hour later...
"My fault? you were the one who was stupid enough to GIVE him the battery!" Shego screamed at her boss so loud the entire lair was shaking.
"You acted like you didn't care if we lost! That's the nineteenth time this month! You know Drakken, I'm beginning to think that you aren't capable at all of committing a decent crime. The Senors gave me a nice offer for a job as a tutor again. And you know what? I'm actually considering leaving you for good. You don't care a thing about my well-being or happiness, Drakken. And They do! That's it! I've made up my mind. Straight in the morning, I'M LEAVING!"
And then Shego ran up the stairs, and into her room, slamming the door behind her.
Drakken slumped down in the chair at his desk. He felt awful. His feelings were hurt, and his heart broken. He did care about Shego, A lot. He had just been too shy and scared to show it.
"But Starting right now," Drakken said aloud, " Things will be different! I will prove to Shego that I can commit a decent crime, AND, I shall show her once and for all how much I love her!"
"But just how should I do it?" He whispered quietly. This was the only problem. Think! Think! Than suddenly, he remembered something! Tomorrow was February fourteenth! Valentine's Day! But also... it was Shego's birthday!
He only knew this last piece on information, because he had peeked in her diary one night last year and found a page labeled 'Feb 14th (My birthday)'
He knew he shouldn't have, but he wanted to know more about her so bad! And Shego hardly ever talked to him. She lived a rather secret life, other than the fighting Kim Possible, and arguing (With him).
He had to get her a Birthday/Valentine present! Something beautiful, (and expensive). But he knew if he bought it, it wouldn't make a difference to her than just an old junky present. But if he stole it... yes that was it. Prove that he could be just as evil as Shego! He would steal her the most beautiful present ever!
Drakken snuck silently into Shego's room. Shego was in the connecting bathroom. Drakken could hear the bath water running. Whenever Shego was stressed out she took a bath.
That's strange, He thought. Shego dosn't usually get so stressed over an argument. Unlike me, she's usually pretty calm. Once she gets all her all her anger out by yelling at me...or hitting me... or punching me in the stomach, or... Drakken then relised that he was in Shego's ROOM. If he got caught in Shego territory, he was DEAD MEAT!
I'd better hurry. He told himself, running over to Shego's magazine rack and grabbing a few magazines. Once he was safley out of Shego's room, he sat down to look at stuff that Shego might like.
He flipped through magazines for over a half hour, finding nothing that suited Shego at all.
Thinking it best to give up and try looking elsewhere for ideas for a perfect gift for her, he closed the magazine. It was then that he noticed a page had fallen out onto the ground. He picked it up.
The picture on the magazine page amazed him.
He had found the perfect gift to steal for Shego. Drakken was so excited! He would surley win her heart!
He grabbed his coat and set off on his most evil and important mission.
____________________________
TO BE CONTINUED...
R&R!