Zelos the Red-Haired Chosen
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(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Zelos the red-haired Chosen
Always played the dating game.
All of the girls loved him,
But his women tactics were so lame.
But the Pope suddenly turned evil
And always gave Zelos blame
He even outlawed the Chosen
From playing any royal games!
Then one fateful Christmas day,
Sheena came to say:
"Zelos, you're an idiot!"
"You're just a big old piece of ----."
Zelos the red-haired Chosen
Had a very pretty mane.
And if you ever saw him,
I guarantee you'd say the same!