Authors Note: Here he comes to save the day!
Miss Piratess- Yes! A fan club! Thank-you so much for being my lone reviewer :P I'll tell you a secret... I hate Harry/Hermione too... but yea, that's just how this one happened... Hehe, Ron just always seems to be to busy eating to do anything about him and Hermione. :D Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related things belong strictly to J.K. Rowling and "The Last Unicorn" is not mine either ------------------------------------------------------

"What can I do for you?" asked Schmendrick.

Somehow he wasn't quite prepared for the answer he got. Hermione launched into a long and very detailed explanation of the events of the previous weeks with interjections and clarifications by Harry. Hermione didn't want to leave out a single detail because one tiny piece of information might change Schmendrick's approach. Schmendrick just sat trying to absorb all the facts that Hermione was throwing at him. Of course, as a result of the large amount of tacos he was indulging in, Ron was oblivious to everything that was going on around him. Finally Hermione came to a stop.

"So what do you think?" She asked.

Schmendrick looked dazed. He sat there for a moment and blinked a few times.

"Well, I think I agree with you. I think that he won't be able to be at peace until he sees this dream through to the end", he said, "and you've come to the right place. Let's go somewhere a little more private."

Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Schmendrick headed off to an abandoned room inside the castle.

"This is it", said Schmendrick, "This is the room that I use to prepare my delicious tacos. Nobody else knows about it."

"It's neat", said Hermione.

"It's totally awesome!" said Ron, "I wish that I had my very own secret room!"

"Now listen", said Schmendrick, "It is very important that you never tell ANYONE about this room. Can you imagine the devastation if someone where to sabotage my tacos...it would be horrendous!"

"Soooo... what am I supposed to do?" asked Harry.

"Well, you have this dream every time you fall asleep, is that correct?" asked Schmendrick.

Harry nodded.

"Well then this will be very simple. I will hypnotize you and then cause you to fall into a deep sleep, and then, if all goes well, you will be sleeping deep enough to stay asleep past the part in your dream where 'you-know-who' appears."

"That's it?" said Harry.

"That's it", Schmendrick responded.

"Well then let's get to it", said Harry.

"Okay", responded Schmendrick, "Would everyone please come over here with me", he said pointing to the corner.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked over to where he was pointing. There was a large chair with all sorts of wires and straps on it, and next to it there was a large television screen.

"What's all that for?" asked Hermoine.

"It's for Harry", responded Schmendrick.

Harry gulped, "I...I...I thought you were just going to put me to sleep..."

"I am...", said Schmendrick.

"Then what...what are all the wires for?" Harry stammered.

"Let me explain", Schmendrick said, "When I attach all those wires to your head we will be able to see and hear you thoughts. In other words, we will be able to see your dream as you dream it."

"Wicked", said Ron.

"Yes", responded Schmendrick, "It really is quite a nifty machine. Well then, shall we?"

Schmendrick directed Harry to the chair and Harry sat in it. Schmendrick commenced strapping Harry down and attaching all the wires to his head while Hermione and Ron watched anxiously.

Finally when every wire was attached Schmendrick turned around and said, "Here we go!"