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Chapter 2
Harry's alarm clock snitch tested out its wings for a second before lunging towards Harry's face and tickling his nose until Harry snatched it out of his face and stuck it under the pillow. It tried vainly to escape and finish the arduous job of waking Harry up each morning.
"I get the hint you annoying ball of irritation." Harry sat up and released the ball which promptly settled itself for a nice rest until it had to get Harry up again. He glared at the alarm clock one last time and walked into the bathroom. Harry considered himself in the mirror. 'I can go without a shower for now.' He leaned over the sink and turned on the water. As he rinsed his face he ended up knocking his glasses over with his elbow. He winced as he heard the tinkling of broken glass.
"Hermoine! I need you for a second!" He yelled through the bathroom door knowing full well that she was already awake and most likely on her way to get a head start on her work for the day. Sure enough he heard her steady steps coming closer to the door.
"What's wrong Harry?" Her voice was slightly muffled but Harry could hear the hint of amusement in her tone. He walked to the door and put on his best puppy dog face while opening it.
"I broke my glasses again." He gestured towards the pile of glass with his frames resting majestically on top of it. He looked at Hermoine with big sad eyes.
"Harry how can you be the savior of the wizarding world and still not know how to repair your glasses?"
"I know how but you do it so much better than me." Hermoine rolled her eyes and quickly spelled the glasses into their former shape and added a strengthening spell for good measure.
"Thanks 'Moine."
"You can thank me by getting Ron up. Dean refuses to do it since he found out how accurate Ron's left hook can be when he doesn't want to get out of bed." Hermoine had so far been the only one who was capable of getting Ron out of bed without incurring injury on herself.
"Are you wanting me to break these things already?" Harry joked lightly pushing her in the shoulder as he passed back into the boy's dormitory. He glanced back in time to see Hermoine sticking her tongue out at him and he laughed at her childishness. Harry got to the door and steeled himself for the chaos that ensued after each attempt to get the sleeping redhead up. He opened the door and got the shock of his life.
"Hermoine come quickly the apocalypse is upon us!" He yelled back down the hallway. Hermoine rushed back up the stairs and into the room to find that Ron was already awake, dressed, and working on his Charms essay. She fainted dead away. Harry was barely able to catch her before her head hit the floor.
"Thank goodness for my Seeker reflexes." Ron chuckled and helped Harry situate Hermoine on his bed.
"So do you know anything that will wake her up?" Harry looked at Ron.
"Are you telling me you don't know a spell that will work?"
"Well, we can always try cold water."
"Ron you are mean."
"I know"
"I'll get the water!" Harry dashed into the bathroom to fill two glasses full of cold water from the sink. He handed a glass to Ron and stepped to the left side of the bed leaving Ron on the right side.
"On the count of three." Both boys advanced to the bed. "One, two, THREE!" The boys tipped their glasses over right on top of Hermoine's face. She woke with a gasp and glared at the boys.
"How dare you!" She got up and started smacking Ron who was closer to her at the moment. "You ruined my hair! Do you know how long it takes for me to get it under control?" The boys looked at her sheepishly and shook their heads.
"Sorry 'Moine but we didn't want you to be late for class." Ron looked at Hermoine with great sadness in his eyes. "Will you ever forgive us?"
"How can I not when you look so pathetic like that?" Hermoine hugged Ron quickly and headed for the girl's bathroom. "You two better wait for me while I fix my hair."
"We will!" The boys responded. Harry turned to his closet to choose what to wear for the day and Ron went back to his essay. In about ten minutes Hermoine was back and ready to go. They walked into the common room and past the portrait hole before Harry had a wonderful idea.
"Last one to the Great Hall has to kiss Malfoy!" With that he dashed down the first flight of stairs the other two not far behind. As he made a turn down the hallway Hermoine came up right behind him and toppled him to the floor.
"Sorry Harry, but this is a race I can't lose!" Harry looked up in time to see her brown hair flicking around the edge of the corner. He got himself up not bothering to dust off his robes. Ron came careening into him and they both fell to the ground.
"Ron!" The redhead simply dashed up and took off following Hermoine. Harry quickly followed suit soon catching up with Ron but not seeing Hermoine anywhere ahead.
"Wow can she run!" He gasped as he and Ron came in sight of the Hall doors.
"Well it was your idea to make the loser kiss Malfoy. That would make anyone be able to fly." Both Harry and Ron crashed through the door at the same time and neither bothered slowing down as they made their way to their house table and collapsed into their chairs.
The table burst into laughter as the Gryffindors watched their favorites try to compose themselves after such exhausting exercise. Harry's lungs where begging for air but he couldn't stop laughing. He felt eyes pass over him and raised his own to meet the look. Surprisingly the onlooker was Draco Malfoy. Harry shot him a grin not able to be mean to even his worst enemy. Draco looked shocked for a moment then Ron got his attention by pulling on his sleeve.
"Hey, Harry which one of us has to kiss Malfoy?"
"Well if I do remember correctly you were slightly behind me."
"No way I was the one who pushed the door open!" This got the whole table laughing again and they all missed the look of pure pleasure on Draco's face transform into a look of pure unadulterated horror.
A/N: I hope you like the flipside of this wonderful morning. As always please review I love knowing how you guys like this! And thank you all whom have already reviewed. It makes me so happy
