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Chapter 7
"Voldemort" the small wizard spat.
"Voldemort?!" the others said in the same time, completely surprised.
"He probably didn't get thrown out of his body in that world..." Jo said as both Flitwick and Voldemort had stared at them inquiringly. "So, he's not a completely disgusting combination between a snake and a human being now"
"A disgusting combination between a snake and a human?!" Voldemort said in a weird almost compassionate voice. "Poor non-magic woman, what the hell are you talking about? I, the greatest of the greatest Dark Lords, a disgusting combination between snake and human?!"
"Actually, that's what you are in our world" Hermione said, shaking her head. "Or rather, were, before you were killed"
"Nobody asked you, filthy made-witch" Voldemort spat. "You non-noble magical beings should be killed"
"Oh, yeah, that sounds more like him" Jo commented in a calm, casual tone.
"Like whom, non-magic woman?" Voldemort asked, glaring.
"Like the disgusting human-snake combo" she replied with a smile. "I thought for a second that you didn't sound like him. But nah, you did."
"Listen, slave, I'll kill you if you don't shut up" Voldemort said with a very unpleasant smile. "And I hate killing future slaves, really."
Harry just stared at the Voldemort he was seeing before he took out his wand.
"What is that, boy?" the wizard asked with a sneer. "Give it to me!"
"Stupefy!" Harry replied with a cry, not bothering to wonder how come Voldemort didn't even know what wands were, and the beam directly hit the other wizard who was supposed to crash to the ground unconscious... but he didn't.
"What?!" Voldemort boomed. "I felt that, you little worm! But let me show you true magic!"
He raised his hands and wind started blowing around them and Harry felt it was getting difficult to maintain balance. So, he tried his next spell.
"Tarantalegra!" he cried and the spell fully hit Voldemort who was affected and started dancing.
"What the fuck?!" he cried and lost his concentration on magic.
Harry grinned wickedly and was about to shoot another spell, but Voldemort made a gesture with his hand and a huge metal thing shot towards Harry at top speed.
"Shit!" Harry cried and had to jump out of harm's way.
"Ah, ickle wizard has problems with telekinesis" Voldemort said, laughing.
"Ah, big, bad wizard has dancing problems!" Harry replied and Voldemort's eyes suddenly narrowed dangerously. With another gesture, he sent a chair to hit Harry, but the teen just ducked.
"Rictusempra!" he cried and the beam nearly hit Voldemort who somehow managed to make the chair fly towards Harry again.
"Furunculus!" Harry heard a female cry and he saw Hermione with a wand in her hand, smiling wickedly. His gaze turned towards a very disgusting Voldemort who had zits everywhere.
"Argh!" the dark wizard cried and made a gesture, throwing Hermione against a wall. "Hey, that works!"
"Rictusempra!" Harry cried and since Voldemort was enjoying the discovery that he could indeed throw people against walls, he couldn't duck and was hit fully. He was nearly helpless now, laughing like a maniac and dancing like crazy.
"Way to go, Harry!" Jo cried and everybody grinned.
Voldemort laughed like crazy, but he somehow managed to throw his hands in the directions of the two Moon Balls and cried something.
"No, no, he's leaving!" Flitwick cried helplessly.
"Farewell, ha, ha, ha, hidiots!" Voldemort said and a portal opened. "I l-ha, ha, ha, live and you ha, ha, ha hadie!"
With a wicked maniacal laugh –the spell definitely helped with that, he made a few huge objects fly around and crash into walls and doors, blocking the ways out. Then, he raised his hands high up, his back on the portal –they would have stopped him, but everybody was too shocked by the scenes behind him to do it.
It was obviously a battle-field and there were ugly non-human things running around like mad while men on horses were chasing them and cutting their heads off. There were huge elephant-like things also running around and pointed-eared men running around like crazy.
"Mwahahahaha!" Voldemort cried, crazy-like. "Farewell, ha, ha, ha, ha, dead people!"
Then, he turned quickly and jumped through the portal. And obviously, he wasn't expecting what he saw there. He wanted to jump back, but an elephant-like creature rushed towards him, grabbed him in his trunk and smashed him against the ground.
Flitwick gestured towards the Moon Balls just as a noble-looking man was rushing towards the portal and crying: "Legolas, Legolas, come quickly, we need to bring the Oliphant down!". The portal closed and they remained in silence for a few seconds before Harry said:
"Well, that was..."
"Dumb" Ron completed. "Did any of those spells take his mind away or anything of the sort?"
"Um... I don't think so" Harry replied. "What was that anyway? It looked weird, even for an Alternate Universe"
There was a short silence before Jo said something.
"Well... I have a theory" she said with a shrug.
"Care to share, madam?" Flitwick said.
"Of course" she replied. "I believe that everything an author ever wrote exists in an alternate Universe. I mean, look at Harry, Ron and Hermione. Here, they are just fictional characters. But they exist in their world. I don't mean they're any less real than us. It just means that what they are thought of here is not the same to what they are in their world... Maybe there is somebody who wrote a book about me or somebody else in my world."
"Yes, continue" Hermione encouraged her as she stopped.
"So, I think that maybe every book has a Universe to go with it" Jo said slowly. "That was a Universe I think I know"
"Tell us" Hermione said, quite interested.
"J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings". There was the name the man said-Legolas. It's one of the characters. And the man looked just like the Aragorn in the movies made after the book. I think he wanted to open a portal to his own world... And instead opened it towards Middle Earth, where the final battle against the Dark Lord Sauron was held"
They all stared at her as she said that and finally Ron spoke.
"So, you mean to say that by trying to escape us, he ended up killed in a world that belongs to a weird book?"
"Actually, I think it was the Universe in the movies" Jo replied with a small shake of her head. "Weird death for a Dark Lord, must say. Quite...embarrassing. Bad-movie style."
They looked at each other for a few moments before Harry proposed:
"How about we all go home now?"
"Um..." Flitwick muttered slowly. "I have no clue how to get you back"
"Pardon?" Harry said.
"I have no clue how to get you back" Flitwick said with a gulp. "I might have had an idea... But I know now it won't work. Voldemort tried it. Didn't help him too much, did it?"
There was a weird silence as they all stared at the smaller wizard.
"I can get back home... But I can't get you back there. I know how to get there, because the Moon Balls can point to their home... So sorry" Flitwick bowed his head.
"Let's just go back to the surface, shall we?" Jo proposed. "We need to think this over"
The others nodded and started going towards where they had come from. And there it was: Voldemort's last 'gift': the door was blocked by at least a tone of metal.
"Oh, no" Ron sighed exasperatedly.
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AN: Heh... couldn't help myself from giving Voldemort a typically bad-movie style death there. All for a noble cause, I assure you! :::mutters::: Yeah, for my fun. :::loud::: Next chapter will be... different. Or not. But likely, yeah. No more LotR involved.
Thanks to:
Alcapacien: Thank you! Unfortunately, as you can see, it was Voldemort... And an overall silly chap, too. Ah, well. Thanks again!
Tsuetsu: Thank you! Hope you liked this chap too (too much sugar when I wrote it, though)
Siriusforeva: Thanks!
Chikin Wang: Thanks! Hope you liked this chap, too (I'd had too much sugar when I wrote it, but hey)
Harryp/charmedfreak: I'm glad you like this story, too. Yep, they're in an alternate Universe.
Chapter 7
"Voldemort" the small wizard spat.
"Voldemort?!" the others said in the same time, completely surprised.
"He probably didn't get thrown out of his body in that world..." Jo said as both Flitwick and Voldemort had stared at them inquiringly. "So, he's not a completely disgusting combination between a snake and a human being now"
"A disgusting combination between a snake and a human?!" Voldemort said in a weird almost compassionate voice. "Poor non-magic woman, what the hell are you talking about? I, the greatest of the greatest Dark Lords, a disgusting combination between snake and human?!"
"Actually, that's what you are in our world" Hermione said, shaking her head. "Or rather, were, before you were killed"
"Nobody asked you, filthy made-witch" Voldemort spat. "You non-noble magical beings should be killed"
"Oh, yeah, that sounds more like him" Jo commented in a calm, casual tone.
"Like whom, non-magic woman?" Voldemort asked, glaring.
"Like the disgusting human-snake combo" she replied with a smile. "I thought for a second that you didn't sound like him. But nah, you did."
"Listen, slave, I'll kill you if you don't shut up" Voldemort said with a very unpleasant smile. "And I hate killing future slaves, really."
Harry just stared at the Voldemort he was seeing before he took out his wand.
"What is that, boy?" the wizard asked with a sneer. "Give it to me!"
"Stupefy!" Harry replied with a cry, not bothering to wonder how come Voldemort didn't even know what wands were, and the beam directly hit the other wizard who was supposed to crash to the ground unconscious... but he didn't.
"What?!" Voldemort boomed. "I felt that, you little worm! But let me show you true magic!"
He raised his hands and wind started blowing around them and Harry felt it was getting difficult to maintain balance. So, he tried his next spell.
"Tarantalegra!" he cried and the spell fully hit Voldemort who was affected and started dancing.
"What the fuck?!" he cried and lost his concentration on magic.
Harry grinned wickedly and was about to shoot another spell, but Voldemort made a gesture with his hand and a huge metal thing shot towards Harry at top speed.
"Shit!" Harry cried and had to jump out of harm's way.
"Ah, ickle wizard has problems with telekinesis" Voldemort said, laughing.
"Ah, big, bad wizard has dancing problems!" Harry replied and Voldemort's eyes suddenly narrowed dangerously. With another gesture, he sent a chair to hit Harry, but the teen just ducked.
"Rictusempra!" he cried and the beam nearly hit Voldemort who somehow managed to make the chair fly towards Harry again.
"Furunculus!" Harry heard a female cry and he saw Hermione with a wand in her hand, smiling wickedly. His gaze turned towards a very disgusting Voldemort who had zits everywhere.
"Argh!" the dark wizard cried and made a gesture, throwing Hermione against a wall. "Hey, that works!"
"Rictusempra!" Harry cried and since Voldemort was enjoying the discovery that he could indeed throw people against walls, he couldn't duck and was hit fully. He was nearly helpless now, laughing like a maniac and dancing like crazy.
"Way to go, Harry!" Jo cried and everybody grinned.
Voldemort laughed like crazy, but he somehow managed to throw his hands in the directions of the two Moon Balls and cried something.
"No, no, he's leaving!" Flitwick cried helplessly.
"Farewell, ha, ha, ha, hidiots!" Voldemort said and a portal opened. "I l-ha, ha, ha, live and you ha, ha, ha hadie!"
With a wicked maniacal laugh –the spell definitely helped with that, he made a few huge objects fly around and crash into walls and doors, blocking the ways out. Then, he raised his hands high up, his back on the portal –they would have stopped him, but everybody was too shocked by the scenes behind him to do it.
It was obviously a battle-field and there were ugly non-human things running around like mad while men on horses were chasing them and cutting their heads off. There were huge elephant-like things also running around and pointed-eared men running around like crazy.
"Mwahahahaha!" Voldemort cried, crazy-like. "Farewell, ha, ha, ha, ha, dead people!"
Then, he turned quickly and jumped through the portal. And obviously, he wasn't expecting what he saw there. He wanted to jump back, but an elephant-like creature rushed towards him, grabbed him in his trunk and smashed him against the ground.
Flitwick gestured towards the Moon Balls just as a noble-looking man was rushing towards the portal and crying: "Legolas, Legolas, come quickly, we need to bring the Oliphant down!". The portal closed and they remained in silence for a few seconds before Harry said:
"Well, that was..."
"Dumb" Ron completed. "Did any of those spells take his mind away or anything of the sort?"
"Um... I don't think so" Harry replied. "What was that anyway? It looked weird, even for an Alternate Universe"
There was a short silence before Jo said something.
"Well... I have a theory" she said with a shrug.
"Care to share, madam?" Flitwick said.
"Of course" she replied. "I believe that everything an author ever wrote exists in an alternate Universe. I mean, look at Harry, Ron and Hermione. Here, they are just fictional characters. But they exist in their world. I don't mean they're any less real than us. It just means that what they are thought of here is not the same to what they are in their world... Maybe there is somebody who wrote a book about me or somebody else in my world."
"Yes, continue" Hermione encouraged her as she stopped.
"So, I think that maybe every book has a Universe to go with it" Jo said slowly. "That was a Universe I think I know"
"Tell us" Hermione said, quite interested.
"J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings". There was the name the man said-Legolas. It's one of the characters. And the man looked just like the Aragorn in the movies made after the book. I think he wanted to open a portal to his own world... And instead opened it towards Middle Earth, where the final battle against the Dark Lord Sauron was held"
They all stared at her as she said that and finally Ron spoke.
"So, you mean to say that by trying to escape us, he ended up killed in a world that belongs to a weird book?"
"Actually, I think it was the Universe in the movies" Jo replied with a small shake of her head. "Weird death for a Dark Lord, must say. Quite...embarrassing. Bad-movie style."
They looked at each other for a few moments before Harry proposed:
"How about we all go home now?"
"Um..." Flitwick muttered slowly. "I have no clue how to get you back"
"Pardon?" Harry said.
"I have no clue how to get you back" Flitwick said with a gulp. "I might have had an idea... But I know now it won't work. Voldemort tried it. Didn't help him too much, did it?"
There was a weird silence as they all stared at the smaller wizard.
"I can get back home... But I can't get you back there. I know how to get there, because the Moon Balls can point to their home... So sorry" Flitwick bowed his head.
"Let's just go back to the surface, shall we?" Jo proposed. "We need to think this over"
The others nodded and started going towards where they had come from. And there it was: Voldemort's last 'gift': the door was blocked by at least a tone of metal.
"Oh, no" Ron sighed exasperatedly.
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AN: Heh... couldn't help myself from giving Voldemort a typically bad-movie style death there. All for a noble cause, I assure you! :::mutters::: Yeah, for my fun. :::loud::: Next chapter will be... different. Or not. But likely, yeah. No more LotR involved.
Thanks to:
Alcapacien: Thank you! Unfortunately, as you can see, it was Voldemort... And an overall silly chap, too. Ah, well. Thanks again!
Tsuetsu: Thank you! Hope you liked this chap too (too much sugar when I wrote it, though)
Siriusforeva: Thanks!
Chikin Wang: Thanks! Hope you liked this chap, too (I'd had too much sugar when I wrote it, but hey)
Harryp/charmedfreak: I'm glad you like this story, too. Yep, they're in an alternate Universe.