This is my first ff, so no flamz pleaz.
PAPER Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
PROLOGUE
IN BOWSER'S CASTLE…
Bowser is in deep frustration due to his recent attempt to kidnap the princess. Of course, Mario defeated him. "Why cant I just have a peaceful invasion without
the stupid plumbers?"
Kammy Koopa enters. "Your almighty evilness, is something on your mind?
"Yes, I've been thinking, we should move to the beanbean region. That area has almost no defense!
"Sure… if u want."
"GWAH HAHAHA, then set a course for beanbean castle village. Today we conquer beanbean, tomorrow, the world!
"Don't u mean mushroom kingdom?
"Whatever."
AT PEACH'S CASTLE…
A toad runs in. "We just got news from Blahblahnadon."
Peach, "Who?"
"Blahblahnadon."
"Slow down, I cant understand a word you're saying."
Toad takes a deep breath and, "We got a message from a pterodactyl from the beanbean county stating they're being attacked by bowser!"
Toad faints.
Peach, "OHHH, why didn't u say so?"
Guard, "Princess, he dead."
Peach, "Oh well, put him in with the rest of dead toads."
Guard, "sigh, we lose more toads that way."
Peach, "Enough saying how im a toad killer, deploy the troops, I want my pretty bazooka tanks up front.
Guard, "We don't have bazooka tanks."
Peach, "oh. Then just get the plumbers here. Our toilets sprung a leak and now pee is all over the floor."
Guard, "Toads cant pee."
Peach, "who cares just get Mario and the green dude who also has a mustache."
END of CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!