Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or it would be called Kaiba-oh!
"So what are you going to do about Joey, Yugi?" asked Yami
"I have no idea whats so ever Yami. Do you think that I should call 911?"
"And say what 'um my friend been knocked out cold by my other friends 5000 year old sprit who hit him over the head with my other friends millennium rod. Whats a millennium rod you ask well you see its an item from Egypt and its has the power to mind control people. ' Yeah that will go down well at the hospital."
"You have a point there Yami but we can't just leave outside can we?"
"No we can't, shall I send the others home Yugi?"
"No don't worry about it. Help me get Joey up into my room and on my bed."
"Sure thing Yugi."
So Yugi and Yami went outside, lifted Joey up, carried him up to Yugi's room, and put him on the bed.
"So Yugi do you know what song your going to sing at cafe'toon in two nights?"
"Did you have to remind me?"
"Sorry Yugi"
They went back to the party going on down stairs but on the way they tripped on something or should I say someone on the stairs.
"Marik what is he doing on the stairs?"
"He fell off his chair and wont wake up"
"Oh Ryou we need to tell you something can you get everyone in the living room please?"
"Sure Yami"
Ryou walked of to get everyone while thinking of what Yugi and Yami might want to tell them.
When everyone was sitting in the living room Yugi stepped up on one of the chairs.
"Everyone Yami has something to tell you. Please dont throw anything till the end. Thank you."
"Thanks alot Yugi now they're going to kill me or something." Said Yami with a fearful face
"Stop overreacting Yami they won't kill you, just seriously hurt you."
"Haha Yugi. I'll remember that when you need my help again."
"You do that Yami."
So Yami got up and stood up on the chair that Yugi was standing on just a few seconds ago.
"Um right everyone in two nights we have to go to Cafe'toon and sing at Karaoke night." Yami braced himself for anything that might come flying at him.
"Wait who owns this Cafe'toon hmmm?"
"Um well it is owned by Pegasus and you go in and drink coffee-"
"Who wants to drink coffee?"
"Sshhh Malik lots of people like it"
"Why? Booze is the only drink worth drinking!"
"As I was saying you drink coffee (boo. Sshhh Malik) and watch funny bunny cartoons."
"That's old Peggy all right."
"And why do we have to go?" Asked Tristan
"Well I felt bad because Bakura stole his eye then licked it."
"He thought it had tin foil on it!" cried Ryou
"What was that?"
"Um nothing you were saying?"
"Oh right so its in two nights and you can bring anyone else if you want."
"Cool you know this might be fun."
And so the party lasted for about another two hours or so with only and little fight between Marik and Malik. Malik wanted to borrow five bucks off Marik but Marik said no because he still owned him about a hundred from the last bet he made with Bakura that he also lost. 'Kaiba was meant to win against Yami' 'You bet against me?' When the party was over it was about midnight by the time everyone had gone and Joey had woken up and said thanks while mumbling something along the lines of 'that Kaiba I'll get him someday' while walking out the door.
"Well that was fun let's not do it again."
"To right Yugi now I think its time for bed."
"Good idea. Night Yami"
"Night Yugi"
So Yugi and Yami crawled into bed only to be awoken in a few hours by Kaiba.
RING. RING.
"Yugi the phone is ringing. Do you mind answering it.
"Fine Yami But if it's for you I'm hang up."
"All right Deal"
"Hmmm Yugi speaking"
"Yugi its Kaiba"
"Kaiba what do you want"
"Yugi you have to help me" he said sounding frantic "I was walking home when your friend Tea came up to me and started going on about friendship. I...I couldn't stop her. She just kept going on and on."
"Does this have a point Kaiba? I am trying to what we poor people call sleeping "
"Well I stared to walk away because it was getting late and then she....she..."
"Just tell me!"
"She coughed on me"
"And???"
"Little bits of spit landed on my hand and arm"
"I'm sorry and why is this bad?"
"I've got the germs now!"
"What germs?"
"The friendship germs. I tried to wash them off but I can tell they're still there. Tell me what do I do Yugi?"
"Well-"
"TELL ME!!!"
"You need to clam down. You're overreacting."
"No you're underreacting. Now what do I do? Tell me."
"Good bye Kaiba."
"What no you can't do this to-"
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
"Who was it Yugi?"
"It was Kaiba"
"What did he want?'
"He got friendship germs from Tea or so he says"
"That poor guy"
"Yami!"
"What?" Yami said with an innocent look on his face.
"Never mind. Let's go back to sleep."
-The next day-Seto's pov-
Dam that Tea, she knew that if she coughed on me I would freak out. Now look at me. For all of my brains I still can't get rid of her friendship germs. Why did she have to cough on me? Maybe if I take another shower it will go away. Maybe. This would be what the fifth one today. My arm is all red from scrubbing it so hard. Why me. Oh well better get in that shower before the hot water runs out.
Mmmm that feels nice now if only it would wash away the friendship it would be heaven. Dam that Yugi for not telling me how to get rid of it. What if I'm scarred for life; What if I never get rid it. Yugi, You will pay for this!
Dam they still wont come off. Wait whats this mark on my shoulder? OH MY GOD they've spread. Must scrub harder. Oh wait that's just birthmark.
-Later that day-Malik pov-
OK so I just go into the bank and use my rod to get the cashier to give me five dollars. No one will even know what I've done. Right deep breath I can do this. Here I go. Please Ra don't let Isis find out about this or I'm so dead.
"Hello how may I help you on this fine day?"
"Um yes" the millennium rod started to glow" I would like five dollars please"
"Yes master"
Yes it worked now I dont owe Bakura any money. Now I just have to find that freeloader and give it to him. I was walking to the door looking as calm as I could after robbing the bank of five dollars. Just then a hand came out of nowhere and grabbed my shoulder. I think I must've jumped five feet in the air.
"I beg your pardon mister" Oh s**t the officer knows what I have done. I'm so dead they will tell Isis. "You forgot you free lollipop."
"Hahahaha um thanks." I said while pulling at my collar after that it's safe to say that I ran so fast out of there just incase they found out.
I found Bakura in the park. "Hey free loader here is your five bucks."
"Oh hey Malik where did you get five dollars from? Your broke."
"I stole it from the bank." I said while looking quite smug with myself. "I just walked in there used the millennium rod and got the cashier to give it to me."
"You are such an idiot, no wait you are the king of all idiots. Why didn't you take more? Like all of it."
"Um I think that Isis would have noticed if I came home with my pockets full of money don't you think?"
"You have a good point there dumbass. But I have a plan that will help with Isis. Are you ready to become rich?"
"Yeah I guess but we will have to involve Marik you know."
"Fine. So here's the plan."
A/N: the tinfoil joke is from my friend Sophie.
"So what are you going to do about Joey, Yugi?" asked Yami
"I have no idea whats so ever Yami. Do you think that I should call 911?"
"And say what 'um my friend been knocked out cold by my other friends 5000 year old sprit who hit him over the head with my other friends millennium rod. Whats a millennium rod you ask well you see its an item from Egypt and its has the power to mind control people. ' Yeah that will go down well at the hospital."
"You have a point there Yami but we can't just leave outside can we?"
"No we can't, shall I send the others home Yugi?"
"No don't worry about it. Help me get Joey up into my room and on my bed."
"Sure thing Yugi."
So Yugi and Yami went outside, lifted Joey up, carried him up to Yugi's room, and put him on the bed.
"So Yugi do you know what song your going to sing at cafe'toon in two nights?"
"Did you have to remind me?"
"Sorry Yugi"
They went back to the party going on down stairs but on the way they tripped on something or should I say someone on the stairs.
"Marik what is he doing on the stairs?"
"He fell off his chair and wont wake up"
"Oh Ryou we need to tell you something can you get everyone in the living room please?"
"Sure Yami"
Ryou walked of to get everyone while thinking of what Yugi and Yami might want to tell them.
When everyone was sitting in the living room Yugi stepped up on one of the chairs.
"Everyone Yami has something to tell you. Please dont throw anything till the end. Thank you."
"Thanks alot Yugi now they're going to kill me or something." Said Yami with a fearful face
"Stop overreacting Yami they won't kill you, just seriously hurt you."
"Haha Yugi. I'll remember that when you need my help again."
"You do that Yami."
So Yami got up and stood up on the chair that Yugi was standing on just a few seconds ago.
"Um right everyone in two nights we have to go to Cafe'toon and sing at Karaoke night." Yami braced himself for anything that might come flying at him.
"Wait who owns this Cafe'toon hmmm?"
"Um well it is owned by Pegasus and you go in and drink coffee-"
"Who wants to drink coffee?"
"Sshhh Malik lots of people like it"
"Why? Booze is the only drink worth drinking!"
"As I was saying you drink coffee (boo. Sshhh Malik) and watch funny bunny cartoons."
"That's old Peggy all right."
"And why do we have to go?" Asked Tristan
"Well I felt bad because Bakura stole his eye then licked it."
"He thought it had tin foil on it!" cried Ryou
"What was that?"
"Um nothing you were saying?"
"Oh right so its in two nights and you can bring anyone else if you want."
"Cool you know this might be fun."
And so the party lasted for about another two hours or so with only and little fight between Marik and Malik. Malik wanted to borrow five bucks off Marik but Marik said no because he still owned him about a hundred from the last bet he made with Bakura that he also lost. 'Kaiba was meant to win against Yami' 'You bet against me?' When the party was over it was about midnight by the time everyone had gone and Joey had woken up and said thanks while mumbling something along the lines of 'that Kaiba I'll get him someday' while walking out the door.
"Well that was fun let's not do it again."
"To right Yugi now I think its time for bed."
"Good idea. Night Yami"
"Night Yugi"
So Yugi and Yami crawled into bed only to be awoken in a few hours by Kaiba.
RING. RING.
"Yugi the phone is ringing. Do you mind answering it.
"Fine Yami But if it's for you I'm hang up."
"All right Deal"
"Hmmm Yugi speaking"
"Yugi its Kaiba"
"Kaiba what do you want"
"Yugi you have to help me" he said sounding frantic "I was walking home when your friend Tea came up to me and started going on about friendship. I...I couldn't stop her. She just kept going on and on."
"Does this have a point Kaiba? I am trying to what we poor people call sleeping "
"Well I stared to walk away because it was getting late and then she....she..."
"Just tell me!"
"She coughed on me"
"And???"
"Little bits of spit landed on my hand and arm"
"I'm sorry and why is this bad?"
"I've got the germs now!"
"What germs?"
"The friendship germs. I tried to wash them off but I can tell they're still there. Tell me what do I do Yugi?"
"Well-"
"TELL ME!!!"
"You need to clam down. You're overreacting."
"No you're underreacting. Now what do I do? Tell me."
"Good bye Kaiba."
"What no you can't do this to-"
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
"Who was it Yugi?"
"It was Kaiba"
"What did he want?'
"He got friendship germs from Tea or so he says"
"That poor guy"
"Yami!"
"What?" Yami said with an innocent look on his face.
"Never mind. Let's go back to sleep."
-The next day-Seto's pov-
Dam that Tea, she knew that if she coughed on me I would freak out. Now look at me. For all of my brains I still can't get rid of her friendship germs. Why did she have to cough on me? Maybe if I take another shower it will go away. Maybe. This would be what the fifth one today. My arm is all red from scrubbing it so hard. Why me. Oh well better get in that shower before the hot water runs out.
Mmmm that feels nice now if only it would wash away the friendship it would be heaven. Dam that Yugi for not telling me how to get rid of it. What if I'm scarred for life; What if I never get rid it. Yugi, You will pay for this!
Dam they still wont come off. Wait whats this mark on my shoulder? OH MY GOD they've spread. Must scrub harder. Oh wait that's just birthmark.
-Later that day-Malik pov-
OK so I just go into the bank and use my rod to get the cashier to give me five dollars. No one will even know what I've done. Right deep breath I can do this. Here I go. Please Ra don't let Isis find out about this or I'm so dead.
"Hello how may I help you on this fine day?"
"Um yes" the millennium rod started to glow" I would like five dollars please"
"Yes master"
Yes it worked now I dont owe Bakura any money. Now I just have to find that freeloader and give it to him. I was walking to the door looking as calm as I could after robbing the bank of five dollars. Just then a hand came out of nowhere and grabbed my shoulder. I think I must've jumped five feet in the air.
"I beg your pardon mister" Oh s**t the officer knows what I have done. I'm so dead they will tell Isis. "You forgot you free lollipop."
"Hahahaha um thanks." I said while pulling at my collar after that it's safe to say that I ran so fast out of there just incase they found out.
I found Bakura in the park. "Hey free loader here is your five bucks."
"Oh hey Malik where did you get five dollars from? Your broke."
"I stole it from the bank." I said while looking quite smug with myself. "I just walked in there used the millennium rod and got the cashier to give it to me."
"You are such an idiot, no wait you are the king of all idiots. Why didn't you take more? Like all of it."
"Um I think that Isis would have noticed if I came home with my pockets full of money don't you think?"
"You have a good point there dumbass. But I have a plan that will help with Isis. Are you ready to become rich?"
"Yeah I guess but we will have to involve Marik you know."
"Fine. So here's the plan."
A/N: the tinfoil joke is from my friend Sophie.