Another little update to keep you happy. Can't really be stuffed putting in the songs just yet. So next chappie promise.

Disclaimer: why do I even waste my time doing this? Oh well here goes. No I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

-Bakura's pov-

Finally the day has come when I shall rule over something. OK so it's only a supermarket chain and I have to share the power with two other people but hey it's a start. Well I did say last night that I would ring them so we can go and put into action step 1 off our evil plan. HAHAHA I can almost taste the money right know.

RING RING

Hehehe I love invader Zim why can't it be on more often.

RING RING

Hurry up and pick up the phone I don't have all day.

RING RING

"Yes hello Isis here how may I help you?

"Isis dont you have work to do or are you a lazybum just like you're deadbeat brother?"

"You know Bakura that I do have guardianship over you. So you would be doing yourself a favor if you acted a little nicer to me."

"You only have control over me cause Ryou is to cowardly to tell his dad bout me. You are nothing more than a stupid Egyptian."

"Bakura you are a Egyptian too you know."

"Shut up and put your deadbeat brother on the phone"

"MARIK YOUR FRIEND THE THIEF IS ON THE LINE"

"Damn right I'm a thief and I'm the best thief that ever lived." How come I have the feeling that Isis is rolling her eyes at me.

"What do you want?"

"Yeah and I love you to Marik"

"Dont be stupid."

"And that comes so easy for you doesn't it?"

"Look what do you want" the next part was in a whisper "Isis is giving me the look. I think she knows about the-"

"Shut the f**k up. Don't you dare say another word bout that in front of her." That idiot he almost blew everything in less than a minute.

"I'm sorry but the look you can't fight it."

"Don't worry greater men than you have fallen prey to the look."

"Ok so not to get sided tracked or anything but you were ringing me to tell me something."

"Oh right so you know where you and Malik are to meet me today don't you?"

"Yes we do. Don't worry. Oh and I have a message from my sis for you."

"Yeah go ahead."

"All right then but you are not going to like this one bit. Bakura you are to go to the cafe' today and sing up on stage of I will ship off to a all boys boarding school for the rest of you school life."

"Damn that b***h. How dare she. If she thinks that she can make me sing then she has something else coming thats for sure. Anyway its time that I be off. We meet in an hour"

"But Bakura-"

BEEP BEEP

That Isis is going to pay for making me do that. No one tells me what to do.

RING RING

"What the f**k do you want"

"Tomb robber put Ryou on NOW!"

"Why should I do anything you say? You pointed hair freak of nature that should have never been made King over Egypt."

"Why you little-"

BEEP BEEP

HAHAHA now how can you tell me what to do. HAHAHAHA

"Bakura has Yugi or Yami rung today?"

"Yes actually that freak did just ring."

"Which one? Yugi?"

"No the other freak. I don't mind Yugi if he stays quiet."

"Well what did he say?"

"I don't know I hung up on him"

"What why did you do that?"

"He was trying to tell me what to do"

"Fine whatever. Are you coming to the cafe' today?"

"Not if I have a say in it"

"So then you are. Make sure you know what you're going to sing before you get there so you can leave sooner."

"Whatever. Now if you don't mind I have places to see and people to do"

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." Oh crap it's the look, better leave.

"You do that" Sweet freedom now off to the mini mart I go. Now what song to sing. "You will pay for this Isis mark my words!" at this I was getting some really weird looks from the people around me. "What do you want? Haven't you ever seen someone yell into the air before?"

As Bakura was walking past the TV store he heard the song that he was going to sing at the cafe'. It was none other than Nelly number one.

Hmmmm thats a pretty cool song to sing. Ryou did tell me to pick a song before I get to the cafe' so here it is. I am number one mmmmmm. Such a cool song. Damn I never knew the mini mart was so far away from Ryou's house. I think I need to hot-wire a car.

Oh wait there it is. Let everyone know that is shall be the day that Bakura shall become the most powerful sprit of them all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* Ok no more evil laughing for now.

Where are those losers don't they know I have other things that I could be doing. Is that them now?

"Hurry up we still have to go to that cafe` thing." Why do they take so long just to walk a few steps? Are they doing this to piss me off?

"Sorry it took so long to get here Bakura but we ran into the freak of nature and he wanted to know what we were up to"

"And what did you tell him?"

"That we were going to buy some gas and a lighter to burn the school down so we don't have to sit that test on Tuesday."

"And he bought that?"

"Well he didn't study either cause back in Egypt he had other people sit tests for him and Yugi won't let him cheat off his sheet."

"Well that actually makes sense. Which is actually weird since it is the Freak we are talking about. So lets go and put step one into action. Lets go."

A/N: so what do you think so far? Thanks to all those that reviewed especially Red Eyes Black-gem and Seren147 you guys are the best tuber buddies anyone could hope for