Disclaimer-Don't own Harry Potter or any other human being fictional or real.And The song can be attributed to Alanis Morissette.

Thank for all the reviews I was going to make it a one shot but you wanted otherwise so im going to do one more chapters and if I like what I'm seeing I'll continue the story.

Chapter 2

Hermione awoke in the hospital wing disoriented and weak. She couldn't remember why she was there and this had never happened to her before.

"Mione your awake!" Ron stated

"What happened?" she questioned.

"Well let me explain I think you two should leave." And with that Ginny shooed Harry and Ron away.

"Okay Hermione. Since when do you like Malfoy?" said Ginny

"What!?" Screamed Hermione causing a "Shush" from Madam Pomfrey.

"Well you do like him you sang him a whole chorus of that muggle song you told me about."

"Ginny what happened?" she interrogated.

"Well...Hermione are you sure you want to know?"she asked.

"Yes!"

Hermione all of the sudden took her robe off, undid her tie and took her hair clip off letting her new curls fall on her face(Patil wanted her to use it for a week to see if she liked it).

She then proceeded to Malfoy's table stood on it and started to undo her shirt exposing her bra. All of the sudden she started to sing looking directly at him.

"I want you to know, that I'm happy for you

I wish nothing but the best for you both. An older version of me

Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theatre?

Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby?

I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother"

There she took Draco's collar and leaned her face centimeter away from his.

"You seem very well, things look peaceful

I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know

Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?

I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?"

There she started dancing in the table waving her curls around.

"'Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me

And I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes and you know it

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back

I hope you feel it... well can you feel it?"

Then she sat again in her table where everybody was open mouthed. Then Draco told her something she passed out.

"Wow what has gotten into Hermione?" Cried Luna.

"Yes betraying her friends like that." Said Padma.

"No, I mean since when does she hit on guys?"

"What?"

"Forget it."
"Well Ginny are you sure I sang that song?" berated Hermione

"Yes, Hermione, why?" replied Ginny

"I don't remember that." Hermione blurted out

Well Luna can be mean but she meant to ask since when did Hermione hit on a guy first so don't get a bad idea.:P