Before I start the show, I have some thank yous. Thanks to everyone who
reviewed!!! Extra thanks go to Furor Raxx because he was firm with his
criticism. I am taking S. Giovanni's suggestion into account, so thanks S.
Giovanni! This is a very goofy chapter, so expect the unexpected!!!
-Buhnana Munkey
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, If I did, I could afford to buy a new computer!! ==================================================================
Raven was the first one in the kitchen the next morning. She wouldn't admit it to anyone, but she was pretty exited about forming a band. She could probably play any part in the band because, surprisingly, she was musically talented. She could play the piano, guitar, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, and the flute. Back on Azarath, it was very common to be able to play at least seven instruments. Even though her planet was very dark, people played music in their spare time. It would help you calm down and relax. It was a safe way to express emotion, but she didn't have to worry about that anymore.
Suddenly, Starfire came bursting into the kitchen, interrupting her train of thought. She was humming a tune that Raven had heard on the radio the other day. She didn't remember all of the lyrics, just the part that went "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend...". As she was trying to remember the rest of the lyrics, Starfire interrupted her again. "Good Morning Raven!!! Are you planing on eating breakfast?" she chirped, opening the fridge to get her own breakfast. Raven jumped. She hadn't realized that she had been leaning against the counter, staring out the window. Her stomach gave a low rumble, signalizing that it was time to eat. She felt like eating an omlette, which required eggs from the fridge. She was just opening her mouth to ask Star if she could grab the eggs when, BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Starfie shot the contents of the fridge with one of her star bolts. The food exploded, landing all over the kitchen. One huge chunk of slimy, mold covered tofu fell on her head, sending a shiver up her spine.
"What was that for?" Raven asked, while picking the tofu up off her head and tossing it aside.
"The blue food monsters startled me!" she said, peeling a piece of bologna off her arm.
It took Raven a moment to figure out what she was talking about. She looked at the the chunk of tofu that had landed on her head. It had a fuzzy blue mold covering it, but that wasn't all, the mold was moving. "Ugh, that's gross" she said. She leaned over and sniffed it. It smelled like a mixture of tofu, old gym socks, rotten eggs, and dead fish. It made her want to puke.
Just then Robin ran into the kitchen, fully dressed and ready for action. It would have been impressive if he hadn't slipped on a pile of leftover pasta and landed flat on his face. Starfire ran over to help him, but she slipped on a sardine and landed on top of Robin. It was too funny. Raven, who had been desperately trying not to, burst out laughing. It did not help when Cyborg came into the kitchen and started crying because someone had stepped on his sardines. Robin and Starfire were still laying on the floor because they were in a state of shock. Imagine Beast Boy's surprise when he came into the kitchen. The first thing he saw was the food. It was hanging from the ceiling fan, it was stuck on the walls, and it covered the floor. He also noticed that the mold on it was moving around. The next thing he saw was Starfire laying on top of Robin. They looked like they were to shocked to even move. He turned his head a little to the right, where he saw Cyborg bawling his eyes out over some smashed sardines. He heard someone laughing hysterically. He looked up and found Raven howling with laughter, banging her fists on the counter. Boy, it was a sight to see.
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By the time the Titans had gotten the kitchen cleaned up, it was 12:00. Since there was nothing in the fridge, they decided to go out to lunch. They agreed to go to a cute little Italian restaurant, that had Atkins friendly food for Cyborg. Robin stayed away from the pasta, remembering the incident earlier that morning, so instead he got a plain cheese pizza. Beast Boy also got a pizza, but with everything on it. Cyborg had a salad, Atkins friendly of course. Raven got some pasta and Starfire had some chicken alfreado with mustard. As Starfire ate, she tried to imagine the other Titans jumping around on stage like monkeys. She couldn't see Raven doing that. Robin was too calm and collected. She knew Cyborg would do that if he had beat someone in a video game. She could definatinatly see Beast Boy doing that because he practically did it every day. She herself thought it looked like fun. She might be able to convince Raven and Robin to do it, but probably not.
She snapped out of her reverie, because Cyborg had chosen that moment to ask a rather obvious question.
"So, Rae, what did you mean when you said that getting a music teacher wouldn't be a problem?" All the other Titans rolled their eyes. At least they had remembered that Raven was musically inclined.
"I meant that we already had a music teacher" Raven said as if it was the most obvious answer ever, and it kind of was.
"What!?! Who is she?" Cyborg asked.
Raven sighed "Who do you think?"
"Uh, I don't know!"
"You're talking to her!!!"
"Oh"
All the Titans laughed, But Cyborg still didn't get it. "Since when could you play music?" Raven just put her head in her hands. -------------------------------------------------
That's pretty much how the rest of lunch went. The Titans came home exasperated, and very annoyed with Cyborg. And to make matters worse, the Happy Heroes needed help fighting a new villan, the B.A.T.H. Better Absolutely Than the H.i.v.e. -------------------------------------------------
It turned out that the B.A.T.H. was absolutely better than the H.I.V.E. They put up quite a fight that lasted for hours. The Titans got home around 4:30, which gave them plenty of time for working on the band, exept that Starfire and Beast Boy fell asleep and refused to wake up. And of course you can't go around working on a band with only three of the five band members. So, again the band has to wait until tomorrow............... ------------------------------------------------
Okay, I need ideas people!!! Major writing block for the next chapter, and the show must go on! this chappie is also a little short, so I will try to make a longer one. I am going on vacation next week, so I will try to post another before then. Don't forget to review!
Thanks! -Buhnana Munkey
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, If I did, I could afford to buy a new computer!! ==================================================================
Raven was the first one in the kitchen the next morning. She wouldn't admit it to anyone, but she was pretty exited about forming a band. She could probably play any part in the band because, surprisingly, she was musically talented. She could play the piano, guitar, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, and the flute. Back on Azarath, it was very common to be able to play at least seven instruments. Even though her planet was very dark, people played music in their spare time. It would help you calm down and relax. It was a safe way to express emotion, but she didn't have to worry about that anymore.
Suddenly, Starfire came bursting into the kitchen, interrupting her train of thought. She was humming a tune that Raven had heard on the radio the other day. She didn't remember all of the lyrics, just the part that went "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend...". As she was trying to remember the rest of the lyrics, Starfire interrupted her again. "Good Morning Raven!!! Are you planing on eating breakfast?" she chirped, opening the fridge to get her own breakfast. Raven jumped. She hadn't realized that she had been leaning against the counter, staring out the window. Her stomach gave a low rumble, signalizing that it was time to eat. She felt like eating an omlette, which required eggs from the fridge. She was just opening her mouth to ask Star if she could grab the eggs when, BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Starfie shot the contents of the fridge with one of her star bolts. The food exploded, landing all over the kitchen. One huge chunk of slimy, mold covered tofu fell on her head, sending a shiver up her spine.
"What was that for?" Raven asked, while picking the tofu up off her head and tossing it aside.
"The blue food monsters startled me!" she said, peeling a piece of bologna off her arm.
It took Raven a moment to figure out what she was talking about. She looked at the the chunk of tofu that had landed on her head. It had a fuzzy blue mold covering it, but that wasn't all, the mold was moving. "Ugh, that's gross" she said. She leaned over and sniffed it. It smelled like a mixture of tofu, old gym socks, rotten eggs, and dead fish. It made her want to puke.
Just then Robin ran into the kitchen, fully dressed and ready for action. It would have been impressive if he hadn't slipped on a pile of leftover pasta and landed flat on his face. Starfire ran over to help him, but she slipped on a sardine and landed on top of Robin. It was too funny. Raven, who had been desperately trying not to, burst out laughing. It did not help when Cyborg came into the kitchen and started crying because someone had stepped on his sardines. Robin and Starfire were still laying on the floor because they were in a state of shock. Imagine Beast Boy's surprise when he came into the kitchen. The first thing he saw was the food. It was hanging from the ceiling fan, it was stuck on the walls, and it covered the floor. He also noticed that the mold on it was moving around. The next thing he saw was Starfire laying on top of Robin. They looked like they were to shocked to even move. He turned his head a little to the right, where he saw Cyborg bawling his eyes out over some smashed sardines. He heard someone laughing hysterically. He looked up and found Raven howling with laughter, banging her fists on the counter. Boy, it was a sight to see.
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By the time the Titans had gotten the kitchen cleaned up, it was 12:00. Since there was nothing in the fridge, they decided to go out to lunch. They agreed to go to a cute little Italian restaurant, that had Atkins friendly food for Cyborg. Robin stayed away from the pasta, remembering the incident earlier that morning, so instead he got a plain cheese pizza. Beast Boy also got a pizza, but with everything on it. Cyborg had a salad, Atkins friendly of course. Raven got some pasta and Starfire had some chicken alfreado with mustard. As Starfire ate, she tried to imagine the other Titans jumping around on stage like monkeys. She couldn't see Raven doing that. Robin was too calm and collected. She knew Cyborg would do that if he had beat someone in a video game. She could definatinatly see Beast Boy doing that because he practically did it every day. She herself thought it looked like fun. She might be able to convince Raven and Robin to do it, but probably not.
She snapped out of her reverie, because Cyborg had chosen that moment to ask a rather obvious question.
"So, Rae, what did you mean when you said that getting a music teacher wouldn't be a problem?" All the other Titans rolled their eyes. At least they had remembered that Raven was musically inclined.
"I meant that we already had a music teacher" Raven said as if it was the most obvious answer ever, and it kind of was.
"What!?! Who is she?" Cyborg asked.
Raven sighed "Who do you think?"
"Uh, I don't know!"
"You're talking to her!!!"
"Oh"
All the Titans laughed, But Cyborg still didn't get it. "Since when could you play music?" Raven just put her head in her hands. -------------------------------------------------
That's pretty much how the rest of lunch went. The Titans came home exasperated, and very annoyed with Cyborg. And to make matters worse, the Happy Heroes needed help fighting a new villan, the B.A.T.H. Better Absolutely Than the H.i.v.e. -------------------------------------------------
It turned out that the B.A.T.H. was absolutely better than the H.I.V.E. They put up quite a fight that lasted for hours. The Titans got home around 4:30, which gave them plenty of time for working on the band, exept that Starfire and Beast Boy fell asleep and refused to wake up. And of course you can't go around working on a band with only three of the five band members. So, again the band has to wait until tomorrow............... ------------------------------------------------
Okay, I need ideas people!!! Major writing block for the next chapter, and the show must go on! this chappie is also a little short, so I will try to make a longer one. I am going on vacation next week, so I will try to post another before then. Don't forget to review!
Thanks! -Buhnana Munkey