MPPSexxySiriusJamesRemus I had a look at your double fic, and it's very good. Characters that are going crazy are fun to write about!

CrazyStarz Well, it's not exactly soon, but whatever. I just hope that the different points of view aren't confusing. It's just better to write it that way.

Sam I'll update my journals fic sometime soon, can you wait that long?

Peter/Saturday morning

I'm Bored. Bored. Bored. What could possibly. Motivate. The entire school. To sit through a game. So boring. Even the umpire. Falls asleep? And I don't care that. Every one is saying. She was taking an astromany class. Until four in the morning. It must be the quiddich.

Oh wait. Everyone's cheering. Maybe the match is cancelled. Oh. No such luck. Halley the Gryffindor just made a save. What a pity. I would've even settled. For it to be postponed. For a few centuries.

Did you know one. Of these games. Went on for. Seventeen hours and 51 minutes? How not. Fun. Does that sound? I guess. Then at least. I would have. An excuse. For falling asleep.

How to Keep Peter Awake

Sirius: If I wasn't busy searching for the snitch, I'd put the caffeine spell over him"

Brett and Adam:  hit him with our 'Go the Lions' signs.

Polly: Why would you want to be awake during quiddich?

James: I dunno. Make him sit behind Honey? That always works for me

Remus: Put a cheering charm on him. That may make him enthusiastic

Honey: Would it impress James if I found a way to keep him awake? Or maybe if we keep him asleep he won't distract James from me

Lily: Get Honey to start talking and squealing about the match in his ear. That worked on me at 6:30 this morning. And yes, we did get good seats.

Sonja: Peter who?

Why Peter is mad at Honey

Remus and I used to just talk while the games were on, as he didn't find them that interesting either. However, now he has decided he wants to join the team to impress Lily who is currently jumping up and down in the front row, with that very ditzy friend of hers Honey. If Honey wasn't so enthusiastic, Lily wouldn't be either, and neither would be Remus. It all works.

James likes her. Knowing his taste, she must be bad. I really do not get how James can like her. It's very wrong.

She's too pretty, so she looks wrong somehow.

That voice! I can not stand that voice of hers. It sounds like a chipmunk.

Even thinking about her doesn't entertain me! She could at least be useful!

oh something exciting has happened. SEE, I DON'T NEED YOU HONEY, TO ENTERTAIN ME!

The incident that is more entertaining than how annoying Honey is.

 The keeper, Alana made a great save by quiddich expectations, and Lee, a chaser was too busy clapping her performance, he failed to notice the quaffle coming towards him, and got hit in a rather sensitive area. Oh well, nothing is happening anymore. Back to boredom. I can see Polly over there, looking bored too. Wow, someone else who isn't completely insane. I think I'll make up a quiz to keep her entertained.

Quiz for Polly

#1 What is the most boring sport ever? a) Cricket b) Lawn bowls c) Quiddich.

#2 Who actually cares that Brian scored his hundredth goal for the year? a) Me b) Him c) the guy with the blue hair who's eating a hotdog.

#3 Are we mad at Professor Quiller for confiscating Honey's blow up lion? a) Of course! The pride of Gryffindor taken from us! How will we survive? b) No! It was a distraction to the players! c) Yeah, watching her nearly drop it, and it roaring 'Go Sirius, Go James' provides some interest to an other wise dead boring few hours.

#4 who has the scariest hair? a) James (messy as usual) b) Halley (well, it is hot pink) c) Lee (He never recovered from when that gnome went wild and pulled chunks of his hair)  

#5 Why doesn't the clock have hands?

Oh I give up already. Nothing will save me from the boredom of the match. Uh oh, 'time' has been called, and Sirius is coming over, with wand out…and pointed at me…

Lily/After the Match

What was Honey thinking, squealing "Oh my god! Well done boys!" at the top of her cringe-worthy voice? Oh god. Save me, please? Seriously, how ditzy does she want to be? Sure, she would be my best friend, but still. Oh no, they are coming over. Though, really, Sirius had caught the snitch, and as much as I hate to admit it, James had scored many spectacular goals. Oh no! What's happening to me? Why am I grinning at those two? Oh God I'm turning into Honey. That is bad. Must stop self grinning. Must stop self staring at Sirius too.

The Fateful Question

 "Going to like give us a ride to the ground?" Asked Honey

The Challenge

"Lillian Darling, would you do me the honour?"

"Number one, Potter, it is LILY; L-I-L-Y. Lillian makes me sound like a princess, or something stupid like that, and number two, what makes you think I'm going to get on that thing? I'm perfectly capable of walking down the stairs, thank you very much."

"But Lily! You get a chance to ride with me, a famous quiddich player in the making, on a Nimbus 1000, one of the best brooms of the decade. How many others would have that opportunity?"

"Potter, do you really think that commercialism is going to impress me? For the price of that broom, 100 poor families could have a decent meal"

"Fine, Lily! I'll sell my broom! I'll refrain from buying dung bombs for a whole month, and give the money I save to any charity! Just fly down with me!"

…..

"Potter, your broom is blocking my path. Move it please, or all it will do in the future is sweep floors."

 "Scared, Evans?"

"Of what?"

"Flying"

"No"

"Prove it"

"I don't have to prove anything to you, Potter. Now, if you'd move…"

"You know, Evans, you never struck me as the kind of girl who would be afraid of heights"

 "Just because I can't think of anything worse than flying on the same broom as you, it does not mean that I am afraid of heights."

James's expression

Smugness. One raised eyebrow. Conceited. Cocky smile.  Arrogant. Everything Lily hated.

Lily's Reasoning with herself, before she answered James

………………………

Lily's Reasoning with herself, after she answered James

The tone of his voice had changed. No longer was it whiney and sickening. It has hard, and threatening. Perhaps he had given up on constantly asking me out. Well I can hope, can't I? But still, Just seeing him floating there, with that smug expression what was I supossed to do? I couldn't let him win, could I? Now can you see why he pisses me off so much? He had me trapped. Trapped between proving to him I wasn't scared, and proving that I didn't have to prove anything to him.  My mouth decided it was time for action, and before my brain could catch up, said…

Lily answer to James

"Tomorrow night, the quiddich pitch, eight o'clock. Bring your broom. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an essay on features of troll, which I would much rather be doing than talking to you"

Sirius talking to Pancake, his turtle

Today has really been wonderful! We won quiddich! By 290 points! Hufflepuff isn't a bad team either! Everything just seemed to work for the team. And I caught the snitch! A few people were saying that James should have the seeker job, but I showed them today! I don't normally care what people think, as you know, but when it's the quiddich team that is being insulted…well…That's an exception.

And that pretty boy Brian Watson fell off his broom! That was fun to watch! And then Honey and the Broom ride. When she asked for a ride, there was no way that I could refuse. So yeah well, James is mad at me. So not my problem. If he wants Honey as much as he seems to, he should have asked her out ages ago. And really, it's not as if Prongs was alone up there once Honey and I flew off. I mean, he had the pleasure of Lily Evan's great company. It's so funny when they pay each other out. She's not that bad really, it's just very dangerous to be around her when James is with in 100 metres. I can't believe though that James would rather flirt with her, than risk his almost exploding ego, and just simply ask Honey out.   

  Oh there James is, looking a bit depressed. Oops. Better go and see how he is. Here's a piece of lettuce. Yes I know you hate it. So do I. But deal. The house elves are getting sick of me asking for miniature fish.

James and Sirius

"You ok, mate?"

"No. my back is killing me."

"Did you jolt it or something, while trying to dodge that bludger?"

"No. It's like someone stabbed me there."

 "Oh….So, you're mad at me because I gave Honey a broom ride? Well, dude, I'm sorry, but you're supposed to be flirting with Evans."

"Oh my life's dream." He snapped, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "It's not just today though. All week you've been chatting her up. I know you're horny, since your last proper snog was two weeks ago, But lay off Honey, ok. Stop distracting her from me when I'm flirting with Evans. God, I want to be doing it for a purpose."

 "Why don't you ask her out then?" Sirius called after him

Sirius's Quest

Aim: To find Honey, and just talk to her.

To piss James off

Actually, to do something to justify his anger

To make him understand that he is not the most important person in the world.

Materials: His gorgeous body, and sexy voice.

Method: Um…talk to Honey? ok….

 Step 1: Ask Moony to come with me

Step 2:  Find Her

Step 3: Open mouth

Step 4: Talk…. Oh this is stupid. I'm sure you'll figure out what I'm doing at some point. If you don't, or are James, you don't deserve to know.

Step 1

"Oi Moony! Do you want to come with me to look for Honey? Lily will probably be with her…"

"Sorry mate, I need sleep. The full moon's in a few days, you see, so I need to rest. Plus, some bloody pinecone-licker put a bloody in class essay on potion side effects the day after. Sorry."

"Moonz, you worry about studying too much. I'm sure it's unhealthy. Side effects of potions? Easy. Just say for each one they cause pimples, excess body hair, tastebud protests, and chimp-like tendencies. And, if you get challenged, offer to prove your theories on the Slytherns. They have those characteristics anyway, especially that Snivellus Snape. I just have no clue why he's so good at potions, when I'm sure that all his brain is full of is slime and cockroaches. Poor cockroaches. Sure you won't come with me?"

"Why don't you ask Peter?"

"He still is somersaulting around the quiddich pitch singing the school song, and national anthem. I think maybe four caffeine spells at once was a bit much for him. Anyway, I've got to go. Have fun snoozing"

Then, Sirius went off to find Honey.