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A/N: Sorry it has taken me so long, but this chapter istslef is long. ;;;
Chapter Two: Jukebox
So I saw you in the pizza place,
You where with another girl.
"HUNGERY!" yelled Cyborg, banging his fists on the table. Every one looked at him.
"We can go get something to eat..." Robin said, staring at the half man half machine like he was crazy.
"Yah," Beast Boy said, "You don't have to get all 'Hulk SMASH!' on us."
You see; the Teen Titans were out of eatable food. The mysterious source that some how gives them food and money and cloths, even though none of them have a job, was late, so all that was left was moldy bread, cold oatmeal, tea, and Glorp. Raven was fine with the tea, but if she didn't eat something, she was going to raid Starfire and Beast Boy's "secret" Twinkie stash. In fact, Robin had a strawberry "secret" Twinkie stash. And...hey! Cyborg had a chocolate one!
Now that Raven thought about it, everyone in the Titan's Tower had a "secret" Twinkie stash but her. She cursed herself for not deciding what her favorite flavor was.
"What should we leave the living arrangement building to go and sit and consume at another arrangement, but for consumable goods?" Starfire asked. After everyone paused to figure out what she said, Beast Boy was the first to speak, which was weird, because he was the last to figure it out.
"Pizza!" He said.
"She said where, not what," Robin said. "But a Pizza Place sounds fine."
"HULK WANT PIZZA!" Cyborg said for good measure. Everyone glared at him.
"What about you, Raven?" Starfire asked. "Would consuming the bread and vegetable sauce with molded milk and other various toppings be pleasing to you?"
The three boys gave her puppy dog eyes (Beast Boy actually turned into a green puppy). Starfire, who didn't know what was going on, did the same thing. Raven sighed. She didn't want to disappoint her teammates, so she nodded her head.
"Yes!" Robin said, giving Cyborg a high five. Beast Boy barked, and did something funny. I can't think of what. You just make something up.
Tralala! They all got into Cyborg's spiffy T-Car! Vroom! He wanted to be straight pimpin', yo, so he added some bling bling to the mirror, spinnin' caps', and plush fur interior. Straight up! Woooooooooord!
"Dude," Beast Boy asked, "what happened to your car?"
"I just added some...PIMP JUICE!" Cyborg said, cranking up the radio, and inserting his 50 Cent CD.
"I HOPE THAT THE SPEACKERS ARE UNDER THE SEATS!" yelled Raven over the noise. "OTHER WISE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY MY ASS IS VIBRATING!"
"DUDE!" Beast Boy yelled at Robin. "RAVEN SAID 'ASS'! AND IT WASN'T LIKE 'BEAST BOY I'M GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY!'" Robin and Beast Boy laughed and Starfire looked confused.
"What does 'ass' mean?" she asked. "I do not understand!" Sadly, no one heard her because of the music.
Finally, they reached the Pizza place. After sitting, they began to try and figure out what to eat when Starfire's eyes went wide.
"You okay, Star?" Robin asked.
"It's YOU!" Starfire said, pointing. Robin turned around, then turned back to face Starfire.
"That's...not me..." he said, wondering what was wrong with her.
"Not ME," Starfire said, "YOU."
"That's. Not. Me," Robin said.
"NOOOO! NOT. ME! YOU! YOU! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" Starfire said, waving her arms around franticly.
"Ya' think she's confused?" Cyborg asked, leaning into Robin's ear so he could whisper to him.
"Maybe his name is 'U'," Beast Boy said.
"Not 'U'! You!" Starfire said, which sounds really confusing if you don't read it typed. Not that there's really another way to read it. Is there?
"That's what I said," Beast Boy said, confused.
"He's with another girl," Raven said dryly, not really paying attention to what was going on. Starfire gasped.
"I know..." Starfire said, gasping and looking at the girl. Raven rolled her eyes.
It was a crime; it was such a disgrace,
You really shattered my world.
"This is a crime!" Starfire said.
"All he's doing is dancing!" Robin protesting.
"Maybe we should just get cheese..." Beast Boy said.
"Naw, naw man!" Cyborg. "I can't stand just cheese! Besides, if each of us eats half a pizza..."
"You and Beast Boy always manage to eat a whole pizza," Raven put in.
"So can I!" Robin protested, feeling that his manliness was being degraded because they didn't mention that he could eat a whole pizza.
"Fine," Raven said, "Me and Starfire can share our pizza and you can all get your own."
"Yesssssssssssssssssssssss," Cyborg said, raising the roof. He would have gotten up and done a victory dance, too, but he was by the window in the booth, and Robin was next to him, so he didn't want to crush or break anything, like, say, Robin's tiny superpower-less body.
"What do you want on you pizza?" Raven asked Starfire.
"My world is shattered because of you!" Starfire said, putting the back of her hand to her forehead in a dramatic pose.
"...Never mind," Raven said. "We'll just get cheese."
"Oh, no," Starfire said, removing her hand from her forehead. "I want octopus and anchovies. Ooh! And pineapple!" Raven made a face.
"Right," she said, "half octopus, anchovies, and pineapple; half pepperoni. Then one...what?"
"Veggie Lovers," Beast Boy said, next to Raven.
"Meat Lovers," Cyborg said, making a face at Beast Boy.
"...I guess I'll just have sausage and mushrooms," Robin said, after pondering for a while.
Little things remind me of you;
Cheap cologne, and that damn song too!
"Okay," Raven said, "that's one half octopus, anchovies, and pineapple; half pepperoni, one veggie lovers, one meat lovers, and one sausage and mushroom." She looked at Starfire. "You wanna go order?"
"Little things remind me of You..." Starfire said to know one. "Cheap cologne and..." She glared at the Jukebox, were the man who was not me but you had started a song.
"That damn song toooooooooo!" She yelled, standing up and nearly knocking the table over.
"...Uh...." Said all the other Titians.
"Did Star just say the word 'damn'?" Beast Boy asked Cyborg, whispering.
"Yeah, I think so..." he replied.
"I'll...just go get it..." Robin said, getting out of his chair slowly and tiptoeing past Starfire, who was still standing and glaring, like some weird orange and purple hate statue with glowing eyes and slightly glowing fists that were clenched to her sides.
"Hey Star," Beast Boy asked, "you okay?"
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Starfire twitched.
"DON'T PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX!" She yelled at the man. "I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT SONG NO MORE!"
The man stared at her like she was insane.
"Was Starfire just grammatically incorrect?" Cyborg asked, staring at her like all the others in the Pizza Place were.
"Yes..." Raven said, "Yes she was."
"Starfire is never grammatically incorrect," Beast Boy said, "half the time you can't even understand her!"
Starfire resumed twitching and glaring (and glowing).
Then I learned the treacherous end:
You were with my best friend!
Robin came back.
"The pizzas are gunna take a minuet," he said, sitting down carefully and eyed Starfire. She looked like she had some major PMS, and he wasn't ABOUT to mess with her.
"Can you make out the female human that he is moving around in a pattern with?" Starfire asked, sounding a little more like herself, but still entirely creepy.
"Not really..." Raven began, but was cut off by Starfire giving out a loud gasp.
"It is my best friend!" she exclaimed, looking very offended. Robin turned around.
"Hey!" he said. "That looks like Blackfire!"
It was too late. Starfire had already fainted.
No. I think I should cut this part off were it's says "Blackfire". Maybe I was leading up to something.
Okay, I got it now. Starfire had all ready walked over to you and Blackfire.
"Since when was Blackfire ANYONE'S friend, much less Star's?" Cyborg asked.
"Dude," Beast Boy asked, "Ya think Star's on drugs?"
"I bet Slade sold them to her," Robin mumbled, glaring at you and Blackfire.
Ain't got no class, ain't go no respect.
My broken heart will never mend.
"You ain't got no class!" Starfire yelled at you.
"Star!" said Blackfire. "How...how did you..." She grabbed her sister by the arms. "I'm so sorry, sister, we...we didn't want you to see us like this!"
"I bet you didn't!" Starfire sobbed. "My broken heart will NEVER mend!!!"
Starfire turned to storm off.
"Was Blackfire just NICE to Star?" Asked Robin, looking on in wonder, for he was the boy wonder, and that's what boy wonders do. I think. I wouldn't know, for I am not a boy, or all that wonderful for that matter.
"I...I think she was..." said Cyborg.
"But I thought they hated each other!" said Beast Boy. "With a passion!"
"Something is definitely wrong here," said Raven, who just happened to be listening to the song playing. "Starfire seems to be nearly quoting the song playing on that Jukebox."
"I bet Slade's behind this," Robin said, clenching his fist.
"Or the Borg," said Cyborg, who had been watching too much Star Trek lately.
"Or the FDA," said Beast Boy, who was currently afraid of the FDA due to a dream about the FDA kidnapping him and using his DNA to try and find "An unlimited (but slightly green) food source". The only person who knew about the dream was Raven (because he told her) and she just laughed; surprising, but not comforting.
"Or my father," said Raven, who was chuckling at Beast Boy. He glared at her and the others gave her a look that said "why-is-raven-chuckling?".
Little things remind me of you;
Cheap cologne, and that damn song too!
Just as Starfire turned to leave, she glared at the jukebox.
"I SAID," she yelled, "that I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS VOCAL PATTERN OF NOTES AND...STUFF!"
She shot one of her bolt things at it and it fried...then continued playing the song.
"Whoa," said Beast Boy, "That song is seriously making Starfire P.O.ed..."
"She just defaced public property!" Robin said.
"I'm proud," said Cyborg.
"And why would you be proud of Starfire BREAKING THE LAW?" asked Raven.
"I...don't know..." said Cyborg. "Where's our pizza?"
"Yeah," said Robin, "try and change the subject..."
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Noooooooooooooowah!" Shrieked Starfire, covering her ears with her hands. "It buuuuuuuuuuurns!" She began banging her head on the floor, Blackfire and You looking on in horror.
"Sister!" Said Blackfire. "Please, stop!"
"I think Star may actually need some medical help!" said Robin, standing up, concerned.
"Or professional help," said Cyborg, still wanting some o' that FIIIIIIIIINE pizza.
"Where's that Insane Asylum dream when we need it?" asked Beast Boy, weirded out by the whole thing.
"I think we should maybe go out there and try and help her," said Raven, getting up. "Or maybe try and calm her down before she starts blowing things up."
Everyone got up, save for Cyborg. They all gave him a look.
"What?" he asked. "Someone has to wait here for the pizza!" They rolled their eyes and walked over to Starfire.
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song.
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
Cuz' I don't wanna hear that song no more.
"Starfire," Robin asked, gabbing her head in his hands so she would stop banging it and further damage herself more then she already had, "are you...okay?"
"I...don't wanna...hear that song...no more!" she wailed, near tears.
"Oh geez," said Beast Boy, "Don't cry, Star! Um...don't cry!" He turned into a bunny. "See? I'm a bunny! You love bunnies! Now, don't cry, Star..." Starfire sniffed, and then blinked, a confused look on her face.
"Ah..." she said, "why...am I...on the surface on the floor...and not at the table?" She spotted Blackfire and stood up and pointed. "And what is my sister doing here!" Blackfire blinked.
"What AM I doing here?" she asked, looking around. "This is SO not the kind of place on Earth that I would hangout at!" She looked at You. "And who the hell are you?"
"You," he said. "Wait...no, that's not right...my names Bob, and I'm a pen salesmen from Oklahoma...what am I doing in Jump City?" Starfire suddenly hunched over.
"Are you feeling okay?" Raven asked her, lifting an eyebrow.
Suddenly oversized hamsters from Hamtaro came and started dancing. The all looked at the animals in horror and wonder.
" 'Where's that Insane Asylum dream when we need it?'" mocked Cyborg, even though it was really to late to mock what Beast Boy said, considering that it was really quite a long time ago. "Now look! There is HAMSTERS DANCING ON THE TABLES!!!"
Suddenly there was a Star Trek like sequence and they were all sucked into a wormhole.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
As you know, children, a worn hole is when you are transported to another time. A black hole, on the other hand, is where you are transported to another place.
That or you die. I have no idea. I just started High School.
Then I learned the treacherous end:
You were with my best friend!
So, seeing that they were transported into another time, the Titans found themselves at the point of time where Robin had just come back from ordering the pizzas.
"Can you make out the female human that he is moving around in a pattern with?" Starfire asked, sounding a little more like herself, but still entirely creepy.
He sat down, a confused look on his face.
"Didn't this all just happen?" Raven asked. The rest nodded. Starfire ignored them.
"It's like...a broken record..." Beast Boy said.
"Yah, man," Cyborg. "Which is exactly what this stupid song sounds like."
The Titans exchanged looks.
Ain't got no class, ain't go no respect.
My broken heart will never mend.
Little things remind me of you;
Cheap cologne, and that damn song too!
"The jukebox must be the source of all the confusion and...stuff!" Robin said.
"I thought it was Slade," Beast Boy mumbled under his breath. Robin glared at him.
"Slade must have MADE the jukebox," Robin said in a 'no-duh' voice, rolling his eyes. But, like, you couldn't tell, because of, like, his mask. So, like, the point was, like, totally not made at, like, all.
"We must destroy the jukebox!" Robin said. "And then...SLADE!"
Robin then started laughing like either a maniac or a villain. Both ways was really creepy, and making the other Titians wonder if maybe the Boy Wonder was on steroids or something like that.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
"Titans, GO!" Robin yelled at the top of his lungs, sounding like a squeaky schoolgirl for some reason.
The background went all slashy and the Titans did some really cool stuff! It was awesome! Ah ha ha ha!
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song.
Don't wanna hear that song no more, no more,
Don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
Cuz' I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox,
I don't wanna hear that song no more.
Well, the song was annoying as hell, so it was pretty easy for the Titans to totally destroy the freaking jukebox.
You know, that and the fact that it was a JUKEBOX. Really now, how hard is it to destroy a jukebox? Any hobo with a bat could do that.
"Pizza's up!" Yelled the acne-faced pizza boy.
Now that Starfire had...like, runaway or something (we always knew she was a wuss!), the Titans could eat their pizza in peace.
Then they went home and stuff.
It's not like this story was going to go on forever or anything.
Oh, and it turned out that Willy Wonka make the jukebox, but no one found out because of reasons that I don't feel like making up. Maybe later or something. Or you can make up your own. You know. What ever floats your boat, or whatever.
So...the end.
Bitch.
A/N: It sucks and there are probably no on reading my shit no more, but review if you are. Make me feel better.