Once upon a time there was a little ferret-boy who wanted a pony. This boy was named Bob the Tomato. Actually, that was his fathers name, his real name was Draco Malfoy. He lives in a shoe with his carrot mother and abusive turnip father; Billy Bob or is it Bobby Bill? But everyone calls him Bob for short. If you call him Billy Bob or Bobby Bill he will kill you with a plastic spork, or a kitten; which ever his at hand first.
One day Draco Malfoy went to anti-school with his best friend Mr. Snuggles. Mr Snuggles is a furry orange and blue ketchup packet. He loves sunshine and pocket lint. This is the story of Draco and Mr. Snuggles and their first day at high school.
First period with Mrs. Cranschaw, a wicked old potato who lived in a walrus, but you didn't need to know that. Well, poor Draco had to use the potty, but mean old Mrs. Cranshaw wouldn't let him go. When Mr. Snuggles tried to answer a question he got it wrong. Actually, it was right but don't tell that to Mrs. Cranshaw, she'll bite your arms off and feed them to her 666 evil potato babies that are still in the walrus.
Second period was with old Mr. Landry. He was so old that you could see right through him. He was a ghost, but he doesn't need to know that. He's very senitive about the way he looks. he still had acne even though he has to be at least 1,000 years old. In French class, if you couldn't guess, was taught by Mr. Landry. Draco accidentlly said 'I am the girl' instead of 'I am the boy' and now he is called Dracket. Mr Snuggles is now called George the butterstick. And Dracket still had to go to the bathroom.
Third period is with Mrs. Gamble. She teaches math. She is also old and very dumb. She talks with a Georgianian accent. Don't ask me why, she comes from a place called Oh High Oh. No one knows where it is, except for people who have already been there. Fianlly Draket was allowed to use the bathroom, unfortunately, when he got there, he didn't have to go anymore. But Mr. Snuggles, or George the Butterstick did, so Mrs. Gamble let him go. He went down the hall and into the bathroom, unluckily for him, it was the chickens bathroom. His face turned a nasty mix between pink and yellow. He turned and ran into the door.
Opening the door before he went through it, he tore down the hall and ran into Dracket. He ran out the door of the school and ran over the principal in his tin can car he drove everywhere. (He got held back a few years, well more like 21. But we dont' tell out characters anything now do we?)
Dracket called out for him to wait that the chickens wanted him. Poor George the butterstick. He started crying. He ripped open his arm and began to drink all ketchup and ate himself to death.
Dracket mourned for the death of his friend, but on the bright side he did have that tin can that he always wanted that George left him. He also had a girlfriend, the chicken that wanted to talk to him, started stalking him.
Oh, and by the way, Billy Bob or Bobby Bill was arrested for vegetable endangerment when he gave Dracket a pudding packet. His carrot mother is now rich and lives in Chicago and works at the McDonalds down the street.
One day Draco Malfoy went to anti-school with his best friend Mr. Snuggles. Mr Snuggles is a furry orange and blue ketchup packet. He loves sunshine and pocket lint. This is the story of Draco and Mr. Snuggles and their first day at high school.
First period with Mrs. Cranschaw, a wicked old potato who lived in a walrus, but you didn't need to know that. Well, poor Draco had to use the potty, but mean old Mrs. Cranshaw wouldn't let him go. When Mr. Snuggles tried to answer a question he got it wrong. Actually, it was right but don't tell that to Mrs. Cranshaw, she'll bite your arms off and feed them to her 666 evil potato babies that are still in the walrus.
Second period was with old Mr. Landry. He was so old that you could see right through him. He was a ghost, but he doesn't need to know that. He's very senitive about the way he looks. he still had acne even though he has to be at least 1,000 years old. In French class, if you couldn't guess, was taught by Mr. Landry. Draco accidentlly said 'I am the girl' instead of 'I am the boy' and now he is called Dracket. Mr Snuggles is now called George the butterstick. And Dracket still had to go to the bathroom.
Third period is with Mrs. Gamble. She teaches math. She is also old and very dumb. She talks with a Georgianian accent. Don't ask me why, she comes from a place called Oh High Oh. No one knows where it is, except for people who have already been there. Fianlly Draket was allowed to use the bathroom, unfortunately, when he got there, he didn't have to go anymore. But Mr. Snuggles, or George the Butterstick did, so Mrs. Gamble let him go. He went down the hall and into the bathroom, unluckily for him, it was the chickens bathroom. His face turned a nasty mix between pink and yellow. He turned and ran into the door.
Opening the door before he went through it, he tore down the hall and ran into Dracket. He ran out the door of the school and ran over the principal in his tin can car he drove everywhere. (He got held back a few years, well more like 21. But we dont' tell out characters anything now do we?)
Dracket called out for him to wait that the chickens wanted him. Poor George the butterstick. He started crying. He ripped open his arm and began to drink all ketchup and ate himself to death.
Dracket mourned for the death of his friend, but on the bright side he did have that tin can that he always wanted that George left him. He also had a girlfriend, the chicken that wanted to talk to him, started stalking him.
Oh, and by the way, Billy Bob or Bobby Bill was arrested for vegetable endangerment when he gave Dracket a pudding packet. His carrot mother is now rich and lives in Chicago and works at the McDonalds down the street.