Cloud's True Feelings
Mun Pai
Chapter One: Wall Market
(This idea was originally given to my sister by a friend named Michael, but I asked her if I could write it, luckily, since she's so nice...*COUGH*...she let me have this story. Of course, I don't own anyone used in this little nugget of joy. This is in Cloud's point of view, and the first chapter is set when Don Corneo captures Tifa...Flames will be sent to Hojo so he can experiment on them. ^_^ Yoroshiku!)
When I followed the pretty flower girl, Aeris, to the playground in the Slums, I knew that day was the best day of my pathetic life. I think I was in love with Aeris...But I don't know. All I felt was this fuzzy, warm feeling in my chest every time I looked at her. Really though, I think I was just hungry when I felt like that. Maybe Aeris can cook real good? I hoped so...I was starving.
The two of us sat on top of a slide thing that looked kinda like a big squirrel crossed with a beaver...Hehehe...She talked about her old boyfriend Zack. I used to be friends with him too. I liked him alot. We even dressed the same! Sometimes, we held hands went we did SOLDIER missions together. We always had lots of fun stuff to do, like when we went to Niblehiem with S-S-Sephiroth. I remember that I saw Tifa there too...I stole some of her underwear. I think it was a bra; I liked to wear it.
While we were spending quality time together, this big thing with wheels drove by. It had Tifa on it! I was a little surprised to see Tifa...What would she think when she saw me with Aeris? Oh well, I'm cool and studly...So I can have two girls if I want to.
Suddenly, I remembered how hungry I was, so Aeris and I decided to follow the wheely thingy and go save Tifa...I just wanted some food really.
The place we went to was called Wall Market, in Sector Five of the Slums I think. It was a nice place that smelled like beer and fried food everywhere you went. There were alot of mean looking people there; they scared me. First we went to a big house in what the locals called 'downtown' Wall Market. That was Don Corneo's place. He had a big house...Oh woops, I just said that! Oh well, it was really big and nice.
There was a guy standing at the door, and he looked at Aeris all smiley and happy like. "Oh come in, come in!" he told us. But when I tried to go in, he wouldn't let me. Sex discrimination I guess. Then, he told me that Don Corneo only wants girls, no guys. I almost cried! That man was so mean to us.
So Aeris and I left the big house and decided to think of a way to save Tifa. I was still really hungry!!! My stomach started to talk to me. It said, "Go get some food, Cloud! Let's mosey on down to that restaurant!" But Aeris wouldn't let me. She said that she had thought of a plan to get to Tifa.
The pretty flower lady dragged me into a dress shop. I'd never been in one of those before. It was really neat. There was another lady in there. But she told us that the guy who made the dresses never came to work anymore. He was always at the bar, drinking. Aeris suddenly got a strange glint in her eyes and said that she and I would convince him to come back because we really needed a dress. I was sort of confused; Aeris already had a nice pink dress! Why did she need another one?
So we went down to the bar and found the guy we were looking for. He was really funky looking. When Aeris told him what she wanted him to do, he was all for it. So was I! I would get to wear a dress to go save Tifa! The man asked me what kind of dress I wanted...So I told him shimmers, soft and something else. Ever since I was in a coma thing, I don't remember what the last one was. I think that Jenova lady took it away from me...I don't know.
The man immediately went back to his shop to make me my dress. In the meantime, we went down a big gym with a bunch of muscle building men in it...Muscle building men...That sounds funny, doesn't it? Anyway, Big Bro, the gym's owner, told me that the only way I could get a wig was if I entered a squatting contest with him. Luckily for me, I won and he gave me a blonde wig that was really pretty and soft.
We were gonna go get my dress after I got the wig, but Aeris said that I needed to look more convincing...She said I was not an attractive girl without the proper stuff. Aeris told me that I would have to get some underwear, cologne, and make up. I was gonna get to wear make up! I was so happy! Wouldn't you be too?
So first, we went back to the bar where earlier I saw a guy doing something I like to call the 'pee-pee-dance.' I asked him what was wrong and he said that there was a lady in the bathroom and she was hogging it! I tapped on the door and asked the lady if there was something I could do.
She told me that she wanted some medicine that could only be bought if I got a pharmacy coupon. When I asked her how I could get one, she told me the local restaurant was giving them away if you purchased a meal from them. I was super lucky! Not only was I starving, but now I would probably get my cologne too!
Aeris and I scampered on down to the restaurant, where there was a kid holding a big white cat. He told me that cats were cool. I wanted to eat the cat because it looked yummy. Anyway, Aeris and I went into the restaurant and I ordered the BBQ plate. When I paid for it, I got a pharmacy coupon along with my food, which was really good. After I ate, we ran down to the pharmacy to get the bathroom lady her medicine.
The guy there was kinda rude, and told us we had three choices. Disinfectant, deodorant, or digestive. I was going to pick deodorant, because the bathroom lady smelled kind of funny...But Aeris told me to buy the digestive. To this day, I don't know why she told me to do that. So, then, we ran back to the bar and I found out that the bathroom lady was still in the bathroom!
I gave her the medicine, and she said that for my kindness, she'd give me her Sexy cologne! Now that I had my dress, wig, and cologne, it was time to get something that made me look pretty.
Aeris and I went down to a materia shop and talked to a guy there who was selling tiaras. He said that he would give us one if we got him something from the vending machine in the hotel, he would have gotten it himself if he didn't get kicked out of there. The strange thing about him was that when he asked me to do that, he had Aeris turn around because it was a 'guy' thing...I'm a guy?
So, we went to the hotel and paid ten gil to stay the night. Later, I went to the vending machine and got the most expensive item in there...Which was kind of a rip off! I mean, it cost 200 gil! I could get clothes at JC Penny's for less than that even when they AREN'T on sale! Anyway, we went back to the materia shop and I gave the man his little present. In return, he gave me a cute little diamond tiara! It's all glittery and shiny...I still have it too. I keep it on a shelf in my room. Don't tell anyone, ok?
After we got the tiara, Aeris told me that there were only one or two more things that we needed to get before we could rescue Tifa. Not that I cared, I had already gotten my food, so I was ready to talk about Zack again. We found this cute little place called the Honey Bee Inn, but it was for members only. So, we had to get a member card.
Luckily, we met a little man who was walking around in circles! He was really nice and gave us his member card! Isn't that sweet? Aeris and I went back to the Honey Bee Inn and I told her to wait outside for me because I didn't want her getting hurt or something. Women can be so weak sometimes...But Tifa is giving me the evil eye right now...
Anyway, when I went in, there were two rooms for me to pick from; the &$#% Room, which I thought was a funny name, and the Group Room. I pondered over which room to go into, and finally, choose the Group Room.
Once I got in there, I came to discover many big muscle-building men again! Gosh, they were just all over Wall Market! Before I knew it, we were taking a bath together. It was fun, but kind of strange at the same time. When I decided to leave, they gave me bikini briefs as a present! I hope I see them again sometime.
I heard a whole bunch of girls giggling, so I wanted to find out what was so funny. I entered their dressing room and found that they were all dressed up like bees! Isn't that cute? I asked them to put some make up on my face, and they gladly did. One of them called me a pervert though. That wasn't nice!
I left the Honey Bee Inn and found Aeris with a bunch of guys around her. One of them told me that they got a flower from her for 300 gil! Aeris is such a cheapskate, isn't she?
Aeris and I returned to the dress shop and I got my pretty little purple dress. It was really shiny and soft. I really like it. I've still got it in my closet. So anyway, I put on my dress and stuff and then Aeris bought an ugly red dress for herself. My Daddy used to tell me that red was the color of whores, so is Aeris a whore? ...What's a whore?
After that, we went down to Don Corneo's big nice house to save Tifa. The mean discrimination man let us in! I guess he didn't realize that I'm a guy...At least I think I'm a guy. When we went in, this one guy said that the Don would see us...But first we went exploring and we went down these dark spooky stairs. Tifa was down at the bottom! I was happy to see her, but she didn't recognize me.
Aeris explained to Tifa about what we had to do, and Tifa was cool with it. I was surprised that she was though...Because this one time, I asked her if I could go on a date with Jessie, and she almost had a heart attack! I'm serious! ...Maybe it was because of those cheese fries she was eating though...
So anyway, we got Tifa and then we were just kind of standing there waiting for the guy to come and get us to see the Don. After a few minutes, he came and told us that the Don was ready. Gosh, that was fast! We followed him into this really fancy room that had a lot of Japanese looking stuff in it and a fat man with a yellow Mohawk sitting behind a desk. At first I thought he was another decoration, but then I realized that he was actually the Don! How silly of me!
Don Corneo got up and started doing a dance, as he looked us over. He said that he would pick one of us and that the other men could have the other two that he didn't pick. I wanted him to pick me...And luckily, since I'm such a convincing girl, he did! I was so happy!
He led me into his bedroom where he jumped onto his bed and started making purring noises at me. I thought this was very strange; I mean, he wasn't a cat! Then, I remembered what I was supposed to do...So I started flirting with him and stuff. He was about to kiss me when Tifa and Aeris came running into the room. I felt kinda embarrassed about that. So then I ripped off my dress, and conveniently had my normal clothes on underneath it. Poor dress...It got ripped.
Then we got him to give us some information about ShinRa...He was really nice about it! But after that...We were about to leave and he pulled a fast one on us! He asked us some stupid question and even though we answered right, he sent us down to the sewers!
Oh my....I have to go! I'll tell more later guys! Ciao!
(Ok ok I know this is retarded...But I think it's pretty funny! ^__^ r/r!)
Mun Pai
Chapter One: Wall Market
(This idea was originally given to my sister by a friend named Michael, but I asked her if I could write it, luckily, since she's so nice...*COUGH*...she let me have this story. Of course, I don't own anyone used in this little nugget of joy. This is in Cloud's point of view, and the first chapter is set when Don Corneo captures Tifa...Flames will be sent to Hojo so he can experiment on them. ^_^ Yoroshiku!)
When I followed the pretty flower girl, Aeris, to the playground in the Slums, I knew that day was the best day of my pathetic life. I think I was in love with Aeris...But I don't know. All I felt was this fuzzy, warm feeling in my chest every time I looked at her. Really though, I think I was just hungry when I felt like that. Maybe Aeris can cook real good? I hoped so...I was starving.
The two of us sat on top of a slide thing that looked kinda like a big squirrel crossed with a beaver...Hehehe...She talked about her old boyfriend Zack. I used to be friends with him too. I liked him alot. We even dressed the same! Sometimes, we held hands went we did SOLDIER missions together. We always had lots of fun stuff to do, like when we went to Niblehiem with S-S-Sephiroth. I remember that I saw Tifa there too...I stole some of her underwear. I think it was a bra; I liked to wear it.
While we were spending quality time together, this big thing with wheels drove by. It had Tifa on it! I was a little surprised to see Tifa...What would she think when she saw me with Aeris? Oh well, I'm cool and studly...So I can have two girls if I want to.
Suddenly, I remembered how hungry I was, so Aeris and I decided to follow the wheely thingy and go save Tifa...I just wanted some food really.
The place we went to was called Wall Market, in Sector Five of the Slums I think. It was a nice place that smelled like beer and fried food everywhere you went. There were alot of mean looking people there; they scared me. First we went to a big house in what the locals called 'downtown' Wall Market. That was Don Corneo's place. He had a big house...Oh woops, I just said that! Oh well, it was really big and nice.
There was a guy standing at the door, and he looked at Aeris all smiley and happy like. "Oh come in, come in!" he told us. But when I tried to go in, he wouldn't let me. Sex discrimination I guess. Then, he told me that Don Corneo only wants girls, no guys. I almost cried! That man was so mean to us.
So Aeris and I left the big house and decided to think of a way to save Tifa. I was still really hungry!!! My stomach started to talk to me. It said, "Go get some food, Cloud! Let's mosey on down to that restaurant!" But Aeris wouldn't let me. She said that she had thought of a plan to get to Tifa.
The pretty flower lady dragged me into a dress shop. I'd never been in one of those before. It was really neat. There was another lady in there. But she told us that the guy who made the dresses never came to work anymore. He was always at the bar, drinking. Aeris suddenly got a strange glint in her eyes and said that she and I would convince him to come back because we really needed a dress. I was sort of confused; Aeris already had a nice pink dress! Why did she need another one?
So we went down to the bar and found the guy we were looking for. He was really funky looking. When Aeris told him what she wanted him to do, he was all for it. So was I! I would get to wear a dress to go save Tifa! The man asked me what kind of dress I wanted...So I told him shimmers, soft and something else. Ever since I was in a coma thing, I don't remember what the last one was. I think that Jenova lady took it away from me...I don't know.
The man immediately went back to his shop to make me my dress. In the meantime, we went down a big gym with a bunch of muscle building men in it...Muscle building men...That sounds funny, doesn't it? Anyway, Big Bro, the gym's owner, told me that the only way I could get a wig was if I entered a squatting contest with him. Luckily for me, I won and he gave me a blonde wig that was really pretty and soft.
We were gonna go get my dress after I got the wig, but Aeris said that I needed to look more convincing...She said I was not an attractive girl without the proper stuff. Aeris told me that I would have to get some underwear, cologne, and make up. I was gonna get to wear make up! I was so happy! Wouldn't you be too?
So first, we went back to the bar where earlier I saw a guy doing something I like to call the 'pee-pee-dance.' I asked him what was wrong and he said that there was a lady in the bathroom and she was hogging it! I tapped on the door and asked the lady if there was something I could do.
She told me that she wanted some medicine that could only be bought if I got a pharmacy coupon. When I asked her how I could get one, she told me the local restaurant was giving them away if you purchased a meal from them. I was super lucky! Not only was I starving, but now I would probably get my cologne too!
Aeris and I scampered on down to the restaurant, where there was a kid holding a big white cat. He told me that cats were cool. I wanted to eat the cat because it looked yummy. Anyway, Aeris and I went into the restaurant and I ordered the BBQ plate. When I paid for it, I got a pharmacy coupon along with my food, which was really good. After I ate, we ran down to the pharmacy to get the bathroom lady her medicine.
The guy there was kinda rude, and told us we had three choices. Disinfectant, deodorant, or digestive. I was going to pick deodorant, because the bathroom lady smelled kind of funny...But Aeris told me to buy the digestive. To this day, I don't know why she told me to do that. So, then, we ran back to the bar and I found out that the bathroom lady was still in the bathroom!
I gave her the medicine, and she said that for my kindness, she'd give me her Sexy cologne! Now that I had my dress, wig, and cologne, it was time to get something that made me look pretty.
Aeris and I went down to a materia shop and talked to a guy there who was selling tiaras. He said that he would give us one if we got him something from the vending machine in the hotel, he would have gotten it himself if he didn't get kicked out of there. The strange thing about him was that when he asked me to do that, he had Aeris turn around because it was a 'guy' thing...I'm a guy?
So, we went to the hotel and paid ten gil to stay the night. Later, I went to the vending machine and got the most expensive item in there...Which was kind of a rip off! I mean, it cost 200 gil! I could get clothes at JC Penny's for less than that even when they AREN'T on sale! Anyway, we went back to the materia shop and I gave the man his little present. In return, he gave me a cute little diamond tiara! It's all glittery and shiny...I still have it too. I keep it on a shelf in my room. Don't tell anyone, ok?
After we got the tiara, Aeris told me that there were only one or two more things that we needed to get before we could rescue Tifa. Not that I cared, I had already gotten my food, so I was ready to talk about Zack again. We found this cute little place called the Honey Bee Inn, but it was for members only. So, we had to get a member card.
Luckily, we met a little man who was walking around in circles! He was really nice and gave us his member card! Isn't that sweet? Aeris and I went back to the Honey Bee Inn and I told her to wait outside for me because I didn't want her getting hurt or something. Women can be so weak sometimes...But Tifa is giving me the evil eye right now...
Anyway, when I went in, there were two rooms for me to pick from; the &$#% Room, which I thought was a funny name, and the Group Room. I pondered over which room to go into, and finally, choose the Group Room.
Once I got in there, I came to discover many big muscle-building men again! Gosh, they were just all over Wall Market! Before I knew it, we were taking a bath together. It was fun, but kind of strange at the same time. When I decided to leave, they gave me bikini briefs as a present! I hope I see them again sometime.
I heard a whole bunch of girls giggling, so I wanted to find out what was so funny. I entered their dressing room and found that they were all dressed up like bees! Isn't that cute? I asked them to put some make up on my face, and they gladly did. One of them called me a pervert though. That wasn't nice!
I left the Honey Bee Inn and found Aeris with a bunch of guys around her. One of them told me that they got a flower from her for 300 gil! Aeris is such a cheapskate, isn't she?
Aeris and I returned to the dress shop and I got my pretty little purple dress. It was really shiny and soft. I really like it. I've still got it in my closet. So anyway, I put on my dress and stuff and then Aeris bought an ugly red dress for herself. My Daddy used to tell me that red was the color of whores, so is Aeris a whore? ...What's a whore?
After that, we went down to Don Corneo's big nice house to save Tifa. The mean discrimination man let us in! I guess he didn't realize that I'm a guy...At least I think I'm a guy. When we went in, this one guy said that the Don would see us...But first we went exploring and we went down these dark spooky stairs. Tifa was down at the bottom! I was happy to see her, but she didn't recognize me.
Aeris explained to Tifa about what we had to do, and Tifa was cool with it. I was surprised that she was though...Because this one time, I asked her if I could go on a date with Jessie, and she almost had a heart attack! I'm serious! ...Maybe it was because of those cheese fries she was eating though...
So anyway, we got Tifa and then we were just kind of standing there waiting for the guy to come and get us to see the Don. After a few minutes, he came and told us that the Don was ready. Gosh, that was fast! We followed him into this really fancy room that had a lot of Japanese looking stuff in it and a fat man with a yellow Mohawk sitting behind a desk. At first I thought he was another decoration, but then I realized that he was actually the Don! How silly of me!
Don Corneo got up and started doing a dance, as he looked us over. He said that he would pick one of us and that the other men could have the other two that he didn't pick. I wanted him to pick me...And luckily, since I'm such a convincing girl, he did! I was so happy!
He led me into his bedroom where he jumped onto his bed and started making purring noises at me. I thought this was very strange; I mean, he wasn't a cat! Then, I remembered what I was supposed to do...So I started flirting with him and stuff. He was about to kiss me when Tifa and Aeris came running into the room. I felt kinda embarrassed about that. So then I ripped off my dress, and conveniently had my normal clothes on underneath it. Poor dress...It got ripped.
Then we got him to give us some information about ShinRa...He was really nice about it! But after that...We were about to leave and he pulled a fast one on us! He asked us some stupid question and even though we answered right, he sent us down to the sewers!
Oh my....I have to go! I'll tell more later guys! Ciao!
(Ok ok I know this is retarded...But I think it's pretty funny! ^__^ r/r!)