A/N: This is obviously an AU ficcie that I decided to get off my mind. It is set in a medieval type kingdom thingy. One of my favorite red haired assassins happens to be the king. You will have to guess which one it is cauz I don't use his name, at least not in this chappie.

Rated R

Warnings: slavery, non-con, torture, graphic sex, sadistic, um... I think that is it.

I almost forgot... I put one of my favorite OC's in this one.

I am open to suggestions for storyline (as there is none right now) and any errors that my beta- if I had one- would've caught. Flames are fun to play with.

Disclaimer: All I have is my mind and my husband. You can't have my mind.

POV: yadda yadda

Private thoughts: /yadda yadda/ (while not in POV mode)

Telepathic communication: [yadda yadda]

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So here we are again. I broke another toy. I have to find more durable toys, these peasant girls are just to damn weak. I need a woman with fire in her heart, someone who could deal with the stress of serving me. Perhaps I should send out an invitation to the Lords of the Kingdom to find me a new girl to play with. That sounds like a wonderful idea. "Yohji! Get your ass in here"

"Yes, Your Highness"

"I want an invitation sent out to all the Lords. Whomever can offer me a woman that has a real fire, a girl that will take can take the stresses of being the King's playtoy; I will give him a handsome reward."

"As you wish, Your Highness."

I wonder what my faithful Lords will bring me. I hope that she is beautiful, but the pretty ones are usually so fragile. Perhaps strength and beauty are enemies. Well there are exceptions to most rules in life. It's so nice to have everyone else taking care of the kingdom for me. I can sit here thinking about my toys and not be interrupted, except on emergency. Birthrights are a nice thing.

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A few weeks later a dinner party has been set up for the King to inspect his prospective new toy. All of his most loyal Lords gathered with their best slaves to please their King.

His Royal Highness sat on his throne watching all of the goings on in his magnificent palace. Each Lord was given time to prepare their property for inspection and selection. It was almost time for said inspection.

"Each Lord will present their offering to His Highness. She will be inspected and either thrown aside or be returned for a second look at a later time." The beautiful blond, Yohji, spoke to the crowd that had gathered for this public selection. He returned to his place beside his King.

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I really fucked myself over this time. Lord Jei is really pissed; I didn't expect to get *caught* outside again. Now I get stuck on parade to the damn King who is arrogant enough to ask for a troublesome bitch. Then to select her in public, he has to be completely insane.

"Each Lord will present their offering to His Highness. She will be inspected and either thrown aside or be returned for a second look at a later time."

Damn that blond drips of beauty. Gods I would love to be able to just touch him. To hell with just touching. I bet he knows exactly what to do in bed, and does it well. Not that His Highness, humph, looks all that bad either. Sadistic ass though; it's a waste of beauty.

This is not going to turn out well; he always makes trouble when he has a public function. This one involves sex, which makes it even worse. I hope she turns out to amuse him for a few days at least. "Each Lord will present their offering to His Highness. She will be inspected and either thrown aside or be returned for a second look at a later time." I wonder if he will be as hard on her as he usually is. His moods change so quickly.

This is a quick teaser. Let me know if you want the twisted part.

I will post the next chappie after I get a few reviews.