These are ten Aqua Teen Hunger Force haikus I wrote up on a whim. If ya'll like them, I can easily post more.

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MC Pee Pants knows/
How to control and market stuff/
Hypractive juice

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Meatwad makes the money/
Sometimes he is very smart indeed/
Needs speech therapy

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Master Shake is dead/
Trapped in the virtual Oijia/
He hates that crying baby

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Frylock is a pimp/
Knows how to grow fine facial hair/
Fries are bad for you

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Listens to Foriener/
Has a good time at Melon Shakers/
We all call him Carl

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Go buy their DVD's now/
Find them on sale this very day/
You will be very happy

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A flash of lightening/
Something strange is occuring/
Dr. Wierd is at work

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Hey, check this thing out!/
Carl the man has a pimpin' ride!/
I love fast drag racing

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Life on the Jersey shore/
An exhilerating thrill ride/
They live in the hood

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Cry "Arise Chicken!"/
Arise! ARISE DEAD CHICKEN!/
This is a bad spot