Kai Snaps
Authors Note: Kaji: Just to let you know, you've probly already noticed, I was formerly known as Kajiflamer. Now to important stuff. Here is the fifth chapter to my story. I know, I know, it's been a while. Now without further ado, on with the chatpter!
"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY..."
"TINKY WINKI! TINKI WINKI! TINKI WINKI..."
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" silence. Horifying memories of the morning passed through Kai's head. He shuddered as the out of control Tyson and Kenny, equiped with coat hangers on their heads, rushed past him in the kitchen, as Max chased them with a cap gun. Rei was sitting quietly on the couch, totally consumed in watching Shamen King on the Fox Box. Max chased Tyson and Kenny into the living room and started firing off the cap gun.
"I'm going to kill you, Tinki Winki! Your gonna die! I'm the Tellibubby hunter who is just gonna kill ya for fun!" Kenny screamed as Max shouted this at him and Tyson. Kai reached for the advil on top of the fridge as a terrifyed Rei began to scream his head off. He walked reluctantly into the living room, only to find his rapidly rising temper flare out of control.
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! STOP BEING RETARDS!" Kai's eye started to twitch out of control. Tyson and Kenny simultaniously stuck their tounges out at Kai and started screaming, "We hate you! We hate you! Let's go oud and kill Kaa-ai! With a great big bang, we shoot im in the head! Sorry, Dranzer, Kai is dead!" Extremely unexpectedly, Max and Rei stood up on the couch, so that they were taller than Tyson and Kenny, then began yelling, "Joy to the world, Tyson and Kenny are dead! We shooooooot, them iiiiinnnn, the heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad! We didn't like the bo-o-dies, so we flushded them down the po-o-ty! And round and round they go! With their fingers up their nose! And, RA-OUND! AND RA-A-OUND, AND ROUND, THEY, GO!" Tyson and Kenny began screaming their heads off and Rei and Max began to scream sing songs about killing Tyson and Kenny. They were totally out of control. Unfortunatly, they didn't even see it coming. Help did not come for another hour.
Outside Hillary stepped up onto the doorstep and reached for the doorbell. She pressed the button and waited, hearing no one at all approaching to answer the door. She sighed, then started pushing the button extremely fast. She stopped immediately as she heard hard, aggravated footsteps approach the door from the other side.
"Oh, crap." She thought to herself. "I must've woken Kai up." The door flew open and a very pissed off person appeared behind the door.
"WHAT!!??" Hillary's expresion didn't change at all. She simply smiled sweetly, then answered, "Hey! What's up? How come you guys haven't been practising lattly? You usually call me, or at least Tyson does." Kai didn't reply. He just stood there, eye twitching, glaring at Hillary. Screaming was suddenly heard in the background.
"What was that?" Hillary raised an inquisitive eyebrow at Kai, who glared at the space behind him.
"The little bastards must have gotten out." The smoke alarm suddenly sounded from the living room.
"Shit." Kai turned around and raced for the living room. Hillary followed close behind. Rei was sitting on the couch, wide eyed, as he watched a phsycopathic Max sitting on the ground, playing with a lighter. He had a flip knife sticking out of his back pocket and cut up rope lay all around him. Tyson and Kenny were tyed together back to back, surrounded by a ring of fire that was fuelled by some stuff that Max had sprayed all over the carpet. They were crying frantically. Hillary stood horifically rooted to the spot at the scene. Kai grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed out the fire. Hillary turned her terrifyed gaze at Kai.
"What the hell happened to them?"
"They were pissing me off, so I tyed them up in the living room and duck taped their mouths closed. Rei, though, kinda quieted down and..." Hillary cut him off.
"NO! That's not what I mean! Why are they all little..." Hillary fell limply to the ground. Max appeared behind her with a baseball bat and a huge grin on his face. A huge lump rose up on Hillary's head.
"BAM, BAM!" Max screamed. "BAM, BAM WANT CANDY!" Kai sighed heavily. This was going to be a long day. Kai went into the kitchen and retreived two lollypops from Max's "secret" candy stash in the cupboard. He turned around to find Max and Rei standing right behind him with huge grins on their faces. Muffled screams of protest could be heard coming from the living room. As soon as Kai handed Max and Rei their candy, Max immediately dropped his baseball bat on the floor and wandered into the living room. "This isn't so bad." Kai thought to himself. "The little bastards shut up if you give them candy." Sadly, for once in his life, Kai was wrong. Rei stood beside Kai as he poured himself a drink. Kai had yelled his voice hoarse. Rei followed him into the living room and sat down on the couch beside him. Max sat on the other side of Kai, the remote control in his hand. Tyson and Kenny were screaming in a corner on the farthest side of the living room. Hillary still laid in the doorway unconcious. Max changed the channel to South Park, and they all sat watching it contently, well, at least until Max had finished his candy. He stood up and started jumping up and down on the couch, shouting, "BAMBAMWANCANDY! BAMBAMWANCANDY!" Max soundly hit the floor. A very, very annoyed Kai had smacked Max on the back of the head, causing him to fall to the ground painfully. A huge change in attitude overtook Max. He took a deep breath and started to scream at the top of his lungs. Rei scowled. He jumped down off of the couch and kicked Max in the stomack. "WESPECT KAI'S AUTHORITAY!" Max stuck out his lower lip in a cute pouting face. "All I wanted to do was go to the park and you HURT ME!" Max started crying hysterically, until, suddenly, he abruptly stopped and smacked Kai's knee, then ran off, bouncing off the walls as he went. "KAI'S IT!" He screamed over his sholder. Rei grinned evilly, then got up and raced off after Max. Kai's eye twitched irritatedly. He had always hated tag as a child. He got up and walked lazily after the two sugar high infants. He entered one room, only to find Rei and Max disappear into another room. Getting irritatedly annoyed now, Kai got a wicked evil idea. He walked upstairs to his room to retreive something "special" that would "help" him to "catch" Max and Rei.
Downstairs Max and Rei hid under the kitchen table, hiding from Kai. Tyson and Kenny went running past them, as they chased each other around the house. Sugar high Max had untied them to make the game more interesting. Hillary still lay unconcious in the kitchen doorway. Tyson ran up to the opposite doorway of the kitchen and peeked around the corner, watching for Kai. A loud bang sounded and a chunk of doorframe was blasted off and nearly hit Tyson in the head. Kai was sitting in the living room, hidding behind the couch, the barrel of a mini handgun sticking out at the top of the couch. Tyson's face went pail. Rei ran out the opposite door, nearly tripping over Hillary, and over to the couch were Kai was hiding. He jumped up on the couch and sat down beside Kai, who took no notice to this sudden intrusion. "I'm gonna be on youwr side, kay?" Kai passed Rei a bb gun. "Try to hit Tyson, Kenny, or Max. That little bastard set them free. He must be punished. If you can, which I highly doubt you can, try to hit them square between the eyes." "Sqwawr between theiwr eyes." Rei repeated and then pulled the trigger as Tyson stuck his head out to check if the coast was clear. Kai looked onward blankly, disbeleivingly, as Tyson fell over backwards to the ground, clutching the space inbetween his eyes. "You did it. You actually hit Tyson between the eyes. Impressive, for a first timer." Rei beamed up at Kai. "Bud is not my fiwst time shooding a gaun." Kai raised an eyebrow at Rei. "Well, that's just great, Rei. It's always better to learn how to shoot a gun at an early age than as an adult." Max came up behind Kai and Rei and tugged at Kai's foot. "Can we please go to the park now? I wanna play tag at the park." Rei looked up at Kai with huge, disgustingly cute puppy, eh, kitty-cat eyes. Kai shuddered. "Pwwwweeeeeese, Kai? Cawn we go ta the park?" Kai shuddered again. Kenny stooped down beside a dazed Tyson. Surprisingly, Tyson had a large bruise in between his eyes. No blood was drawn. No cut was made. Just a bruise. Just a stupid bruise. Kai looked disappointedly over at Tyson. "Guess his skull was to thick to make any lasting impression with a bb gun." Kai sighed. "Alright then. I guess that we could go to the park." Max raced over to the door as fast as he could go. Kai walked over to Tyson and Kenny. Tyson had finally stood up and tears were running down his face. Kenny was standing beside him trying to comfort him. Kai smacked him in the back of the head, almost knocking Tyson to the floor. "Go get your stuff on. We're going to the park you little bastard." Tyson glared up at Kai, and was about to scream, when he say Kai fingering the handgun in his pocket, and immediately stopped himself. Tyson and Kenny scammpered to the door as fast as they could. Kai found Rei standing by his shoes, looking at them blankly. Oh yeah. Kai thought to himself. Rei can't tie his shoes. (Okay, I know. In the show, Rei dosen't have shoelaces on his shoes, but in this fanfic he does.) Kai kneeled down to help Rei with his shoes. Kenny, Max and Tyson were waiting outside for Kai and Rei. Off they all went to the park, and yah, by the way, Kai is still in a pissed off mood.
At the park Tyson, Kenny, Max and Rei were all burning off their energy playing king of the castle. Well, actually, it was more like Max and Rei keeping Tyson and Kenny off of the jungle gym. Everytime Kenny or Tyson attempted to climb up, Max or Rei would step on their fingers, hands, or simply push them off. Finally, after much irritation, crying, and pouting, Tyson and Kenny established a "fort" in the sandbox with all of the other not so potty trained children. Kai sat back on the park bench lazilly. He looked up as he heard a familiar voice. "Hey, Kai! How's it goin?" It was Bridget. "Like, oh my god! I never thought that I'd see you here! Uh, were's Max?" Kai casually leaned back as Bridget sat down beside him. "Oh, Max? He's in rehab." Bridget looked wide eyed at him. "Really? Wow. Uh, who's that kid over there beside your brother ontop of the jungle gym over there?" Kai glanced over to the direction that Bridget pointed. "Oh, him? He's adopted. Parents just got him yesterday to replace Max while he was away in rehab." Bridget looked in awe at Kai. "Wow. Well, when you see Max again, tell him that I have something very important to tell him." She got up and walked away. "What a gulliable bitch."
Later on that afternoon Kai had decided to order pizza again for them all to eat for supper, instead of cooking dinner. Like that would ever happen. They were all sitting down to watch a scary movie. Tyson and Kenny were hiding behind the couch because they were so scared, occasionally peering over the top or around the sides of the couch, until the next scary part came up. Rei was huddled up beside Kai on the couch, squeezing his arm and quickly shutting his eyes as a scary part came up. Max, on the other hand, was sitting an inch away from the TV, a maddened grin curled around his lips. Kai was really bored with the movie. Scary movies never have bothered or scared him before. Well, certain horor movies had never bothered him before. There weren't many out there that played onto his phobia and he avoided the one or two films out there that included his one and only fear. He sat back on the couch, trying to ignore his arm, which had lost all of it's feeling, due to Rei squeezing his it so hard. Everyone who was a little chibi, excluding Max, was too terrified to complain about anything. After the movie was over, however, was a whole different story. Tyson and Kenny put up a big fuss about going to bed, since they were too afraid that a big scary monster would come and eat them in their sleep. Max scampered up to bed eagerly, so he could wait and see if a monster of the dark would come into his bedroom. Kai tried to convince Tyson and Kenny to go to bed.
"Listen up bastards, go to bed now, or you'll be eaten up by the evil, uh, cheese munching clown." Tyson and Kenny quivered at the spot. Tyson finally spoke up in a squeaky voice.
"Uh, um, wh-wh-wh-what i-is the che-e-ese m-munching c-c-c-clown?" Kai grinned evilly.
"It's the most evil, terrifying monster to ever walk the earth. It stuffs you up with cheese so you're to full to ever eat again..." Tyson gave a weak wimper. "Or to full to think of anything, anything at all, other than how full you are. You get dummer and dummer as the day goes on until you're to stupid to think of anything that isn't related to cheese." Kenny, this time, wimpered weakly. What a lame excuse for an evil monster. Why the hell couldn't I come up with anything better than that? I must be tired. Kai thought to himself. Tyson and Kenny gave in at that. They ran upstairs to their bedrooms as quickly as they could. Kai felt a slight tug at his pantleg. He looked down and saw a very pail looking Rei with huge chibi kitty cat eyes gazing up at him as if he were about to cry from fright.
"Ka-ai? Could I please sleep in the same bed as you tonight? Pleeeeeeeeeese? I'm really scared." Kai felt slight pitty for the kid. He knew that the kid would be way to scared to sleep in his own bed that night, so what harm could that do? He lead Rei upstairs and everyone in the house, excluding Max, was asleep by twelve o-clock.
"Wait a minute! I never took my pills today!" Max got out of bed and went over to his dresser, where he pulled out a bottle of pills and popped two into his mouth.
"Uh oh. I'm not supposed to take them around twelve o-clock at night. That's when I halucinate. Crap." Max sat on his bed, wide eyed, as halucinations ran before his eyes.
In the Morning Kai woke up around five in the morning, and sleepily walked downstairs to have breakfast. Rei, no longer chibi, was sitting at the kitchen table eating cornflakes. Finally. Someone finally turned back. I'm so glad Tyson wasn't first to change back. That would be a torturous hell.
"Kai, what's up with the time? The callendar says it's Sunday." Kai raised an eyebrow at him.
"Ya. So. It's supposed to say Sunday." Rei sighed heavilly.
"No. That's not what I meant. It says that it's Sunday. A week later than the Sunday it's supposed to be." Kai was still confused. He checked the callendar and found that it was the right date.
"There's nothing wrong with this callendar, Rei. It's on the right day." At that moment, Max came running into the kitchen, screaming stuff about capturing an evil monster in a jar in his bedroom. Rei looked at Max with a confused and depressed look on his face.
"Great. First Tyson. Then Kenny. Now Max is chibi." Kai was getting kind of creeped out.
"Uh, Rei? Max turned chibi yesterday. You were chibi the day before that. Don't you remember?" Rei shook his head.
"No. I can't remember anything about the last two days."
End Note: Tori: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! School exams are FINALLY OVER! Now we get to work on stories instead of studying! Kurai: That means more killing people, less wishing to kill people. Kaji: Kay? Here's the deal. I know that it's been almost a week since I updated last, but that was because I was "studying" for exams. But I finally managed to somehow finish this chapter so I hope you have enjoyed it. The cure for the disese will be displayed in the next chapter, so just hang tight for that. Tori: YAY FOR AMNESIA! Kurai: I wish that it could kill people. Then Tyson and Kenny would die. Tori: Ya, genious. They would die. But so would Rei! He would be dead right now! And Max would die to! Kurai: So what? I don't care about Max. He reminds me too much of you. Tori: Better not let Kat Kit hear that. She'll kill you for saying stuff like that about Max. Kurai: I'm not afraid of her. I'm a better fighter than anyone in the world. Kat Kit: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAXIE! Kurai: I said that I hate him and he deserves to die. Kat Kit: DIE! (Pounces at Kurai and they get into a huge brawl) Tori: Uh, um, please don't fight. Ah what the hell. GO KAT KIT! Kurai: YOU WANNA DIE NEXT? Kaji: I'm just gonna stay out of this one. Here's a list of people who reveiwed.
Kat Kit – Of course, my good friend Kat Kit is the friend who said I should put this story on the net. She also likes Max the best. She doesn't obsess about Max as much as Kurai does about Kai, though. Oh, and according to her review, cats are taking over the world so be sure to look out for that evil threat. mew AAAAAAAAAaaaaah Evil Kitty! Pulls out shot gun and shoots cat MEROW
Roz – the – Creator – Glad you think it's funny
Tika the Fire Goddess – It's not as corny as a title as you think. It's kind of funny actually.
Fireli ' leana – I liked writing about chibi Rei. It was fun. I'm glad you liked it to.
Izumi Princess of Darkness – Glad you liked my story!
Hazel – Beka – I just noticed that when you brought it up. I had never really realized before that Kai was the first to turn chibi in chibi stories. I don't know how little kids can talk like that. It's kind of strange. I'm pretty sure Beka would make an adorable chibi. smiles evilly
Kaji: And that's all. So, plz R&R people.
Authors Note: Kaji: Just to let you know, you've probly already noticed, I was formerly known as Kajiflamer. Now to important stuff. Here is the fifth chapter to my story. I know, I know, it's been a while. Now without further ado, on with the chatpter!
"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY..."
"TINKY WINKI! TINKI WINKI! TINKI WINKI..."
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" silence. Horifying memories of the morning passed through Kai's head. He shuddered as the out of control Tyson and Kenny, equiped with coat hangers on their heads, rushed past him in the kitchen, as Max chased them with a cap gun. Rei was sitting quietly on the couch, totally consumed in watching Shamen King on the Fox Box. Max chased Tyson and Kenny into the living room and started firing off the cap gun.
"I'm going to kill you, Tinki Winki! Your gonna die! I'm the Tellibubby hunter who is just gonna kill ya for fun!" Kenny screamed as Max shouted this at him and Tyson. Kai reached for the advil on top of the fridge as a terrifyed Rei began to scream his head off. He walked reluctantly into the living room, only to find his rapidly rising temper flare out of control.
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! STOP BEING RETARDS!" Kai's eye started to twitch out of control. Tyson and Kenny simultaniously stuck their tounges out at Kai and started screaming, "We hate you! We hate you! Let's go oud and kill Kaa-ai! With a great big bang, we shoot im in the head! Sorry, Dranzer, Kai is dead!" Extremely unexpectedly, Max and Rei stood up on the couch, so that they were taller than Tyson and Kenny, then began yelling, "Joy to the world, Tyson and Kenny are dead! We shooooooot, them iiiiinnnn, the heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad! We didn't like the bo-o-dies, so we flushded them down the po-o-ty! And round and round they go! With their fingers up their nose! And, RA-OUND! AND RA-A-OUND, AND ROUND, THEY, GO!" Tyson and Kenny began screaming their heads off and Rei and Max began to scream sing songs about killing Tyson and Kenny. They were totally out of control. Unfortunatly, they didn't even see it coming. Help did not come for another hour.
Outside Hillary stepped up onto the doorstep and reached for the doorbell. She pressed the button and waited, hearing no one at all approaching to answer the door. She sighed, then started pushing the button extremely fast. She stopped immediately as she heard hard, aggravated footsteps approach the door from the other side.
"Oh, crap." She thought to herself. "I must've woken Kai up." The door flew open and a very pissed off person appeared behind the door.
"WHAT!!??" Hillary's expresion didn't change at all. She simply smiled sweetly, then answered, "Hey! What's up? How come you guys haven't been practising lattly? You usually call me, or at least Tyson does." Kai didn't reply. He just stood there, eye twitching, glaring at Hillary. Screaming was suddenly heard in the background.
"What was that?" Hillary raised an inquisitive eyebrow at Kai, who glared at the space behind him.
"The little bastards must have gotten out." The smoke alarm suddenly sounded from the living room.
"Shit." Kai turned around and raced for the living room. Hillary followed close behind. Rei was sitting on the couch, wide eyed, as he watched a phsycopathic Max sitting on the ground, playing with a lighter. He had a flip knife sticking out of his back pocket and cut up rope lay all around him. Tyson and Kenny were tyed together back to back, surrounded by a ring of fire that was fuelled by some stuff that Max had sprayed all over the carpet. They were crying frantically. Hillary stood horifically rooted to the spot at the scene. Kai grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed out the fire. Hillary turned her terrifyed gaze at Kai.
"What the hell happened to them?"
"They were pissing me off, so I tyed them up in the living room and duck taped their mouths closed. Rei, though, kinda quieted down and..." Hillary cut him off.
"NO! That's not what I mean! Why are they all little..." Hillary fell limply to the ground. Max appeared behind her with a baseball bat and a huge grin on his face. A huge lump rose up on Hillary's head.
"BAM, BAM!" Max screamed. "BAM, BAM WANT CANDY!" Kai sighed heavily. This was going to be a long day. Kai went into the kitchen and retreived two lollypops from Max's "secret" candy stash in the cupboard. He turned around to find Max and Rei standing right behind him with huge grins on their faces. Muffled screams of protest could be heard coming from the living room. As soon as Kai handed Max and Rei their candy, Max immediately dropped his baseball bat on the floor and wandered into the living room. "This isn't so bad." Kai thought to himself. "The little bastards shut up if you give them candy." Sadly, for once in his life, Kai was wrong. Rei stood beside Kai as he poured himself a drink. Kai had yelled his voice hoarse. Rei followed him into the living room and sat down on the couch beside him. Max sat on the other side of Kai, the remote control in his hand. Tyson and Kenny were screaming in a corner on the farthest side of the living room. Hillary still laid in the doorway unconcious. Max changed the channel to South Park, and they all sat watching it contently, well, at least until Max had finished his candy. He stood up and started jumping up and down on the couch, shouting, "BAMBAMWANCANDY! BAMBAMWANCANDY!" Max soundly hit the floor. A very, very annoyed Kai had smacked Max on the back of the head, causing him to fall to the ground painfully. A huge change in attitude overtook Max. He took a deep breath and started to scream at the top of his lungs. Rei scowled. He jumped down off of the couch and kicked Max in the stomack. "WESPECT KAI'S AUTHORITAY!" Max stuck out his lower lip in a cute pouting face. "All I wanted to do was go to the park and you HURT ME!" Max started crying hysterically, until, suddenly, he abruptly stopped and smacked Kai's knee, then ran off, bouncing off the walls as he went. "KAI'S IT!" He screamed over his sholder. Rei grinned evilly, then got up and raced off after Max. Kai's eye twitched irritatedly. He had always hated tag as a child. He got up and walked lazily after the two sugar high infants. He entered one room, only to find Rei and Max disappear into another room. Getting irritatedly annoyed now, Kai got a wicked evil idea. He walked upstairs to his room to retreive something "special" that would "help" him to "catch" Max and Rei.
Downstairs Max and Rei hid under the kitchen table, hiding from Kai. Tyson and Kenny went running past them, as they chased each other around the house. Sugar high Max had untied them to make the game more interesting. Hillary still lay unconcious in the kitchen doorway. Tyson ran up to the opposite doorway of the kitchen and peeked around the corner, watching for Kai. A loud bang sounded and a chunk of doorframe was blasted off and nearly hit Tyson in the head. Kai was sitting in the living room, hidding behind the couch, the barrel of a mini handgun sticking out at the top of the couch. Tyson's face went pail. Rei ran out the opposite door, nearly tripping over Hillary, and over to the couch were Kai was hiding. He jumped up on the couch and sat down beside Kai, who took no notice to this sudden intrusion. "I'm gonna be on youwr side, kay?" Kai passed Rei a bb gun. "Try to hit Tyson, Kenny, or Max. That little bastard set them free. He must be punished. If you can, which I highly doubt you can, try to hit them square between the eyes." "Sqwawr between theiwr eyes." Rei repeated and then pulled the trigger as Tyson stuck his head out to check if the coast was clear. Kai looked onward blankly, disbeleivingly, as Tyson fell over backwards to the ground, clutching the space inbetween his eyes. "You did it. You actually hit Tyson between the eyes. Impressive, for a first timer." Rei beamed up at Kai. "Bud is not my fiwst time shooding a gaun." Kai raised an eyebrow at Rei. "Well, that's just great, Rei. It's always better to learn how to shoot a gun at an early age than as an adult." Max came up behind Kai and Rei and tugged at Kai's foot. "Can we please go to the park now? I wanna play tag at the park." Rei looked up at Kai with huge, disgustingly cute puppy, eh, kitty-cat eyes. Kai shuddered. "Pwwwweeeeeese, Kai? Cawn we go ta the park?" Kai shuddered again. Kenny stooped down beside a dazed Tyson. Surprisingly, Tyson had a large bruise in between his eyes. No blood was drawn. No cut was made. Just a bruise. Just a stupid bruise. Kai looked disappointedly over at Tyson. "Guess his skull was to thick to make any lasting impression with a bb gun." Kai sighed. "Alright then. I guess that we could go to the park." Max raced over to the door as fast as he could go. Kai walked over to Tyson and Kenny. Tyson had finally stood up and tears were running down his face. Kenny was standing beside him trying to comfort him. Kai smacked him in the back of the head, almost knocking Tyson to the floor. "Go get your stuff on. We're going to the park you little bastard." Tyson glared up at Kai, and was about to scream, when he say Kai fingering the handgun in his pocket, and immediately stopped himself. Tyson and Kenny scammpered to the door as fast as they could. Kai found Rei standing by his shoes, looking at them blankly. Oh yeah. Kai thought to himself. Rei can't tie his shoes. (Okay, I know. In the show, Rei dosen't have shoelaces on his shoes, but in this fanfic he does.) Kai kneeled down to help Rei with his shoes. Kenny, Max and Tyson were waiting outside for Kai and Rei. Off they all went to the park, and yah, by the way, Kai is still in a pissed off mood.
At the park Tyson, Kenny, Max and Rei were all burning off their energy playing king of the castle. Well, actually, it was more like Max and Rei keeping Tyson and Kenny off of the jungle gym. Everytime Kenny or Tyson attempted to climb up, Max or Rei would step on their fingers, hands, or simply push them off. Finally, after much irritation, crying, and pouting, Tyson and Kenny established a "fort" in the sandbox with all of the other not so potty trained children. Kai sat back on the park bench lazilly. He looked up as he heard a familiar voice. "Hey, Kai! How's it goin?" It was Bridget. "Like, oh my god! I never thought that I'd see you here! Uh, were's Max?" Kai casually leaned back as Bridget sat down beside him. "Oh, Max? He's in rehab." Bridget looked wide eyed at him. "Really? Wow. Uh, who's that kid over there beside your brother ontop of the jungle gym over there?" Kai glanced over to the direction that Bridget pointed. "Oh, him? He's adopted. Parents just got him yesterday to replace Max while he was away in rehab." Bridget looked in awe at Kai. "Wow. Well, when you see Max again, tell him that I have something very important to tell him." She got up and walked away. "What a gulliable bitch."
Later on that afternoon Kai had decided to order pizza again for them all to eat for supper, instead of cooking dinner. Like that would ever happen. They were all sitting down to watch a scary movie. Tyson and Kenny were hiding behind the couch because they were so scared, occasionally peering over the top or around the sides of the couch, until the next scary part came up. Rei was huddled up beside Kai on the couch, squeezing his arm and quickly shutting his eyes as a scary part came up. Max, on the other hand, was sitting an inch away from the TV, a maddened grin curled around his lips. Kai was really bored with the movie. Scary movies never have bothered or scared him before. Well, certain horor movies had never bothered him before. There weren't many out there that played onto his phobia and he avoided the one or two films out there that included his one and only fear. He sat back on the couch, trying to ignore his arm, which had lost all of it's feeling, due to Rei squeezing his it so hard. Everyone who was a little chibi, excluding Max, was too terrified to complain about anything. After the movie was over, however, was a whole different story. Tyson and Kenny put up a big fuss about going to bed, since they were too afraid that a big scary monster would come and eat them in their sleep. Max scampered up to bed eagerly, so he could wait and see if a monster of the dark would come into his bedroom. Kai tried to convince Tyson and Kenny to go to bed.
"Listen up bastards, go to bed now, or you'll be eaten up by the evil, uh, cheese munching clown." Tyson and Kenny quivered at the spot. Tyson finally spoke up in a squeaky voice.
"Uh, um, wh-wh-wh-what i-is the che-e-ese m-munching c-c-c-clown?" Kai grinned evilly.
"It's the most evil, terrifying monster to ever walk the earth. It stuffs you up with cheese so you're to full to ever eat again..." Tyson gave a weak wimper. "Or to full to think of anything, anything at all, other than how full you are. You get dummer and dummer as the day goes on until you're to stupid to think of anything that isn't related to cheese." Kenny, this time, wimpered weakly. What a lame excuse for an evil monster. Why the hell couldn't I come up with anything better than that? I must be tired. Kai thought to himself. Tyson and Kenny gave in at that. They ran upstairs to their bedrooms as quickly as they could. Kai felt a slight tug at his pantleg. He looked down and saw a very pail looking Rei with huge chibi kitty cat eyes gazing up at him as if he were about to cry from fright.
"Ka-ai? Could I please sleep in the same bed as you tonight? Pleeeeeeeeeese? I'm really scared." Kai felt slight pitty for the kid. He knew that the kid would be way to scared to sleep in his own bed that night, so what harm could that do? He lead Rei upstairs and everyone in the house, excluding Max, was asleep by twelve o-clock.
"Wait a minute! I never took my pills today!" Max got out of bed and went over to his dresser, where he pulled out a bottle of pills and popped two into his mouth.
"Uh oh. I'm not supposed to take them around twelve o-clock at night. That's when I halucinate. Crap." Max sat on his bed, wide eyed, as halucinations ran before his eyes.
In the Morning Kai woke up around five in the morning, and sleepily walked downstairs to have breakfast. Rei, no longer chibi, was sitting at the kitchen table eating cornflakes. Finally. Someone finally turned back. I'm so glad Tyson wasn't first to change back. That would be a torturous hell.
"Kai, what's up with the time? The callendar says it's Sunday." Kai raised an eyebrow at him.
"Ya. So. It's supposed to say Sunday." Rei sighed heavilly.
"No. That's not what I meant. It says that it's Sunday. A week later than the Sunday it's supposed to be." Kai was still confused. He checked the callendar and found that it was the right date.
"There's nothing wrong with this callendar, Rei. It's on the right day." At that moment, Max came running into the kitchen, screaming stuff about capturing an evil monster in a jar in his bedroom. Rei looked at Max with a confused and depressed look on his face.
"Great. First Tyson. Then Kenny. Now Max is chibi." Kai was getting kind of creeped out.
"Uh, Rei? Max turned chibi yesterday. You were chibi the day before that. Don't you remember?" Rei shook his head.
"No. I can't remember anything about the last two days."
End Note: Tori: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! School exams are FINALLY OVER! Now we get to work on stories instead of studying! Kurai: That means more killing people, less wishing to kill people. Kaji: Kay? Here's the deal. I know that it's been almost a week since I updated last, but that was because I was "studying" for exams. But I finally managed to somehow finish this chapter so I hope you have enjoyed it. The cure for the disese will be displayed in the next chapter, so just hang tight for that. Tori: YAY FOR AMNESIA! Kurai: I wish that it could kill people. Then Tyson and Kenny would die. Tori: Ya, genious. They would die. But so would Rei! He would be dead right now! And Max would die to! Kurai: So what? I don't care about Max. He reminds me too much of you. Tori: Better not let Kat Kit hear that. She'll kill you for saying stuff like that about Max. Kurai: I'm not afraid of her. I'm a better fighter than anyone in the world. Kat Kit: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAXIE! Kurai: I said that I hate him and he deserves to die. Kat Kit: DIE! (Pounces at Kurai and they get into a huge brawl) Tori: Uh, um, please don't fight. Ah what the hell. GO KAT KIT! Kurai: YOU WANNA DIE NEXT? Kaji: I'm just gonna stay out of this one. Here's a list of people who reveiwed.
Kat Kit – Of course, my good friend Kat Kit is the friend who said I should put this story on the net. She also likes Max the best. She doesn't obsess about Max as much as Kurai does about Kai, though. Oh, and according to her review, cats are taking over the world so be sure to look out for that evil threat. mew AAAAAAAAAaaaaah Evil Kitty! Pulls out shot gun and shoots cat MEROW
Roz – the – Creator – Glad you think it's funny
Tika the Fire Goddess – It's not as corny as a title as you think. It's kind of funny actually.
Fireli ' leana – I liked writing about chibi Rei. It was fun. I'm glad you liked it to.
Izumi Princess of Darkness – Glad you liked my story!
Hazel – Beka – I just noticed that when you brought it up. I had never really realized before that Kai was the first to turn chibi in chibi stories. I don't know how little kids can talk like that. It's kind of strange. I'm pretty sure Beka would make an adorable chibi. smiles evilly
Kaji: And that's all. So, plz R&R people.